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Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 9, 2016, 10:51:59 AM7/9/16
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The circumference of her vagina has made me well,
The circumference of her vagina is my friend and pal.
The circumference of her vagina fits me just right,
The circumference of her vagina demonstrates her might,
The circumference of her vagina is pleasant to see,
The circumference of her vagina fits my pee-pee.
The circumference of her vagina is said to be so good,
The circumference of her vagina reflects her mons-pubis hood,
The circumference of her vagina smells like cherry pie,
The circumference of her vagina will on me until the day I die.
The circumference of her vagina melts the snow in spring,
The circumference of her vagina was made for my ding.


Discuss my poem.................


Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 9, 2016, 11:06:10 AM7/9/16
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On 7/9/2016 7:58 AM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme Fuckhead wrote:
> Move over, Shakespeare. There's a new bard in the house.
>

I also wrote a little ditty about pussy. I'll entertain you with it later.


Checkmate, DoW #1

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Jul 9, 2016, 12:37:50 PM7/9/16
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In article <ic8gz.27302$6r....@fx36.iad>, burke...@t-girls.com
says...
Discuss the drugs you were on when you posted it.

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Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 9, 2016, 12:41:03 PM7/9/16
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On 7/9/2016 9:37 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <ic8gz.27302$6r....@fx36.iad>, burke...@t-girls.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> The circumference of her vagina has made me well,
>> The circumference of her vagina is my friend and pal.
>> The circumference of her vagina fits me just right,
>> The circumference of her vagina demonstrates her might,
>> The circumference of her vagina is pleasant to see,
>> The circumference of her vagina fits my pee-pee.
>> The circumference of her vagina is said to be so good,
>> The circumference of her vagina reflects her mons-pubis hood,
>> The circumference of her vagina smells like cherry pie,
>> The circumference of her vagina will on me until the day I die.
>> The circumference of her vagina melts the snow in spring,
>> The circumference of her vagina was made for my ding.
>>
>>
>> Discuss my poem.................
>
> Discuss the drugs you were on when you posted it.
>

Lemme see............... Heroine, Crank, Pot, to name but a few.

"Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117

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Jul 9, 2016, 1:17:38 PM7/9/16
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On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 12:37:42 -0400, Checkmate, DoW #1
<Lunatic...@the.edge> wrote:

> In article <ic8gz.27302$6r....@fx36.iad>, burke...@t-girls.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> The circumference of her vagina has made me well,
>> The circumference of her vagina is my friend and pal.
>> The circumference of her vagina fits me just right,
>> The circumference of her vagina demonstrates her might,
>> The circumference of her vagina is pleasant to see,
>> The circumference of her vagina fits my pee-pee.
>> The circumference of her vagina is said to be so good,
>> The circumference of her vagina reflects her mons-pubis hood,
>> The circumference of her vagina smells like cherry pie,
>> The circumference of her vagina will on me until the day I die.
>> The circumference of her vagina melts the snow in spring,
>> The circumference of her vagina was made for my ding.
>>
>>
>> Discuss my poem.................
>
> Discuss the drugs you were on when you posted it.
>

kornhole needs some practice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDMNIs0u154

She had a moist vagina
I've been tickling the circumference
I've been sucking the walls of her anus

Marijuana

I preferred her to any other

Marijuana



--
ga·ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.

http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.

LOL

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Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh oooh

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser

-

LOL

well i guess if we went to:

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/

and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b96...@dizum.com>

<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>

I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."

it would say "definitely not green", right???

http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png

D'OH!!!!

*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*

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"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmental
policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made the
stock market go even lower."

so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?

funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want the
government stepping in to save the stock market.

"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view
and several heterodox points of view.

First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutional
economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss
of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories
argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden
and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once
panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid further
losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became
profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ever
more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.

Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes by
monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinking
of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation,
causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to this
explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borrow
to owe ever more in real terms."

wait? what? no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the
government for everything mentioned?

odd, that. eh, lotusLoser?

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the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d3972...@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb...@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){

// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932...@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))
+
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e328...@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves
never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8...@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b76...@dizum.com>

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Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.

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http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

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If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "ro...@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9...@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

Nadegda

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Jul 9, 2016, 3:18:33 PM7/9/16
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I thought our lady parts were kin to Lovecraftian horrors in your mind?

Checkmate, DoW #1

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Jul 9, 2016, 3:50:40 PM7/9/16
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In article <yO9gz.45394$ic1....@fx43.iad>, burke...@t-girls.com
says...
Are you filling in for Greg and Emmett today?

Checkmate, DoW #1

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In article <nlrim8$lqb$2...@dont-email.me>, nad31...@gmail.invalid
says...
That's Greg... oh, wait...

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 10, 2016, 9:13:12 AM7/10/16
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Not at all. You don't know me very well.
As for Lovecraft . . . too flowery with adjectives and adverbs sprinkled
about as to make one sick at their very thought.

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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On 7/9/2016 12:50 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <yO9gz.45394$ic1....@fx43.iad>, burke...@t-girls.com
> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 7/9/2016 9:37 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>>> In article <ic8gz.27302$6r....@fx36.iad>, burke...@t-girls.com
>>> says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> The circumference of her vagina has made me well,
>>>> The circumference of her vagina is my friend and pal.
>>>> The circumference of her vagina fits me just right,
>>>> The circumference of her vagina demonstrates her might,
>>>> The circumference of her vagina is pleasant to see,
>>>> The circumference of her vagina fits my pee-pee.
>>>> The circumference of her vagina is said to be so good,
>>>> The circumference of her vagina reflects her mons-pubis hood,
>>>> The circumference of her vagina smells like cherry pie,
>>>> The circumference of her vagina will on me until the day I die.
>>>> The circumference of her vagina melts the snow in spring,
>>>> The circumference of her vagina was made for my ding.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Discuss my poem.................
>>>
>>> Discuss the drugs you were on when you posted it.
>>>
>>
>> Lemme see............... Heroine, Crank, Pot, to name but a few.
>
> Are you filling in for Greg and Emmett today?
>
Speaking of Emmett... When the fuck is he gonna git outa the slammer?
LOL

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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On 7/9/2016 10:17 AM, "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton
Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton
The walls of her anus forever quiver for lust of my manshaft.........etc.


Jack G.

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Jul 10, 2016, 11:45:53 AM7/10/16
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In Texas they would call you people posting here pre-verts.
.
.
.

Nadegda

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Jul 10, 2016, 7:32:22 PM7/10/16
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On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 06:13:11 -0700, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

> On 7/9/2016 12:18 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 08:06:12 -0700, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>
>>> On 7/9/2016 7:58 AM, Mr. Smartypants DoW #4, Supreme Fuckhead wrote:
>>>> On Saturday, July 9, 2016 at 8:52:00 AM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J.
>>>> Burke wrote:
>>>>> The circumference of her vagina has made me well, The circumference
>>>>> of her vagina is my friend and pal. The circumference of her vagina
>>>>> fits me just right, The circumference of her vagina demonstrates her
>>>>> might, The circumference of her vagina is pleasant to see, The
>>>>> circumference of her vagina fits my pee-pee. The circumference of
>>>>> her vagina is said to be so good, The circumference of her vagina
>>>>> reflects her mons-pubis hood, The circumference of her vagina smells
>>>>> like cherry pie, The circumference of her vagina will on me until
>>>>> the day I die. The circumference of her vagina melts the snow in
>>>>> spring, The circumference of her vagina was made for my ding.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Discuss my poem.................
>>>>
>>>> Move over, Shakespeare. There's a new bard in the house.
>>>
>>> I also wrote a little ditty about pussy. I'll entertain you with it
>>> later.
>>
>> I thought our lady parts were kin to Lovecraftian horrors in your mind?
>
> make one sick at their very thought.

Thought as much.

<snicker>
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