South Park Teases New Season with Kaepernick Version of National Anthem

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South Park just tweeted a National Anthem-themed promo for the
premiere of their 20th season to coincide with the kickoff of the
San Francisco 49ers' Monday Night Football game where backup
quarterback Colin Kaepernick continued his asinine protest of the
Anthem.

The 30-second spot has the citizens of South Park standing at a
stadium singing a "new" National Anthem that reflects the internal
struggles that go on in the hearts of all white liberals who want to
show solidarity with The Cause while also still taking advantage of
the protection afforded by the police.

Don’t sit this one out! #SouthPark returns this Wednesday
on @ComedyCentral with 10 all-new episodes! #mnf
pic.twitter.com/EqEKquuf0g
— South Park (@SouthPark) September 13, 2016

To the tune of "The Star-Spangled Banner"

Colin Kaepernick is great.

Cops are pigs, cops are pigs.

Wait, someone just took my stuff, I need to call the cops.

Oh, no, I just said cops are pigs.

Who’s gonna help me get my stuff?

Why did I listen to Colin Kaepernick,

He’s not even any good.

Oh, I just got all my stuff back

Cops are pigs again, cops are pigs.

Colin Kaepernick’s a good backup…

This harkens back to an episode from last season, "Naughty Ninjas,"
that saw the townspeople run the cops out of town only to realize
they need them when “ISIS” takes over and homeless people start
camping out outside Whole Foods.

If this is a taste of what is to come, season 20 of South Park is
sure to be epic!


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Crooked Hillary collapsed at the 911 memorial. She first became
woozy after being told she wouldn't receive millions for attending.