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3finger

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Aug 18, 2003, 1:34:21 PM8/18/03
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I'm bored, thus the question:

Which female SNL cast member, past or present, has the second-best rack
in the show's history? (I ask for the second best because it's obvious
who on top of this list.)

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DAsnl32

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Aug 18, 2003, 4:43:35 PM8/18/03
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Umm.. Victoria Jackson,Molly Shannon,Cheri Oteri and of caurse Joe Piscopo

Bunezuela

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Aug 18, 2003, 4:47:21 PM8/18/03
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Jennifer Anniston's Nipples could not be reached for comment.

Adam Waltemire

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Aug 18, 2003, 8:55:43 PM8/18/03
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Assuming that Rachel Dratch is at the top of the list, I would put Victoria
Jackson and Maya near the top of the list.

No that any of that matters. . . .


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WokPanWong

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Aug 18, 2003, 9:20:16 PM8/18/03
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Forget that crap. Who has the best nips? I'm talking about cast members with
chinese friends. hahahaha thats raugh out roud funny.

Karen and Co.

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Aug 18, 2003, 10:48:24 PM8/18/03
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>Forget that crap. Who has the best nips? I'm talking about cast members with
>chinese friends. hahahaha thats raugh out roud funny.

Do you like that new show "Nip and Tuck"? (Is that what it is called?)
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WokPanWong

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Aug 18, 2003, 10:59:58 PM8/18/03
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>>Forget that crap. Who has the best nips? I'm talking about cast members with
>>chinese friends. hahahaha thats raugh out roud funny.
>
>Do you like that new show "Nip and Tuck"? (Is that what it is called?)
>__________________

I rove that show. Thats where Pat Morita and Jeff Bridges design cars together
right? They are rike two peas in a pod.

funnyboy88

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Aug 18, 2003, 11:05:20 PM8/18/03
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*sigh* Even a heterosexual male like me finds this thread tasteless and
inappropriate.

and victoria jackson.

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Karen and Co.

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Aug 18, 2003, 11:16:07 PM8/18/03
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>I rove that show. Thats where Pat Morita and Jeff Bridges design cars
>together
>right? They are rike two peas in a pod.
>

No they are plastic surgeons... and it's NOT Pat Morita or Jeff Bridges. Its on
USA I think.

Karen and Co.

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Aug 18, 2003, 11:17:02 PM8/18/03
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I think Rachel should get first and second place.

Jay "I need a catchphrase" Stuler

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Aug 19, 2003, 12:31:51 AM8/19/03
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"3finger" <cubfan2...@earthlink.netNOSMAP> wrote in message
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> I'm bored, thus the question:
>
> Which female SNL cast member, past or present, has the second-best rack
> in the show's history? (I ask for the second best because it's obvious
> who on top of this list.)
>

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Molly Shannon, Victoria Jackson, or Christine Ebersole

Remember, bigger is not always better.


Buno

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Aug 19, 2003, 10:00:52 AM8/19/03
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>I think Rachel should get first and second place.

Karen shoots and scores!!!

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Dr. Juggs Jenkins

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Aug 19, 2003, 12:01:58 PM8/19/03
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>
>Do you like that new show "Nip and Tuck"? (Is that what it is called?)

I love Nip/Tuck, especially when that teenager tried to circumsize himself.

Kara
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Aug 19, 2003, 11:53:09 AM8/19/03
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Pamela Stephenson, without a doubt. She even did a WU commentary
about/with them (hilarious too, predating Britney's monologue by 15
years!).

Watch Mel Brooks' "History of the World Part I" for a good look at them
also.

birddogger

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Aug 19, 2003, 1:27:54 PM8/19/03
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3finger <cubfan2...@earthlink.netNOSMAP> wrote in message news:<cubfan23NOSPAM-BA1...@news02.west.earthlink.net>...
> I'm bored, thus the question:
>
> Which female SNL cast member, past or present, has the second-best rack
> in the show's history? (I ask for the second best because it's obvious
> who on top of this list.)


2. Victoria Jackson - I don't remember the sketch, but in the '91 Rob
Lowe episode, she was in some cleavage-o-plenty black top, and got
down on the floor for something and bent towards the camera. It was
all over at that point.
3. Maya Rudolph - dang nice body, wish she had a face to match.
4. Christine Ebersole - hell, she might actually even be at 2 or 3, I
haven't seen any of her episodes in so long I can't recall. I just
know she was hot.
5. Julia Louis-Dreyfus - nothing spectacular chest-wise (although she
looked darn good in a bikini in "The Man Who Loved Swimmin'"), but a
pretty darn good body overall
6. Mary Gross - look at the '81 cast pictures in the 20th anniversary
book. Overall she looked like a guy, but there's no denying those
breasts their due.
7. Tina Fey - see description for JLD.
8. Jane Curtain - "Try these on for size, Connie Chung!"
9. Ellen Cleghorne - butt-ugly, but a nice rack.
10. Gail Matthius - anyone remember the breast cancer sketch where she
threw off her top to examine herself? Black bars were employed of
course, but she seemed to be decently endowed.

Honorable Mention: Beth Cahill, Joan Cusack - I don't recall if their
chests were anything great, but they were attractive nonetheless.


I'm sorry, but just because Cheri Oteri wore tight tops doesn't mean
she had a great rack. They kind of looked like they were still in the
early stages of puberty actually.

Mibbitmaker

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Aug 19, 2003, 3:25:58 PM8/19/03
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"...BIG AMERICAN BREASTS!" - Frestrunk Brothers


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Karen and Co.

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Aug 19, 2003, 5:55:17 PM8/19/03
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>>I think Rachel should get first and second place.
>
>Karen shoots and scores!!!

We've got the friggin Harlem Globetrahters ovah heah!!!!

Karen and Co.

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Aug 19, 2003, 6:12:09 PM8/19/03
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>I love Nip/Tuck, especially when that teenager tried to circumsize himself.

Do you recommend it then? I'm looking for good summer shows. I tried watching
"Dead Like Me" but it was a little too dark for me. I like Mandy Patinkin
though.

Buno

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Aug 20, 2003, 4:42:26 AM8/20/03
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Those are some serious headlights.... and I think they're real.

birddogger

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Pample...@webtv.net (Douglas North) wrote in message news:<20432-3F4...@storefull-2335.public.lawson.webtv.net>...

> Pamela Stephenson, without a doubt. She even did a WU commentary
> about/with them (hilarious too, predating Britney's monologue by 15
> years!).
>

I remember that sketch, but I always assumed she was packin' Kleenex.

birddogger

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Aug 20, 2003, 10:23:31 AM8/20/03
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Okay, after jogging my memory I have to knock Gail Matthius off the
list to make room for Nancy Walls (put her at about 5 or so).

The Chris

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Aug 21, 2003, 2:10:27 AM8/21/03
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I'm going to have to chime in with Laura Kightlinger and Jan Hooks.
Laura was just sex on a stick for me. Jan Hooks, in her heyday, was
unstoppable...

Dr. Juggs Jenkins

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Aug 21, 2003, 7:45:16 AM8/21/03
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>I'm sorry, but just because Cheri Oteri wore tight tops doesn't mean
>she had a great rack. They kind of looked like they were still in the
>early stages of puberty actually

Which, unfortunately, is what some guys like. I'm totally convinced that guys
that go for that Lara Flynn Boyle look have some sort of a perverted fetish.

Dr. Juggs Jenkins

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Aug 21, 2003, 7:47:10 AM8/21/03
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Did you see her in History of the World, Part 1? "Hump...or....death?"

Dr. Juggs Jenkins

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Aug 21, 2003, 7:49:24 AM8/21/03
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>>I love Nip/Tuck, especially when that teenager tried to circumsize himself.
>
>Do you recommend it then? I'm looking for good summer shows. I tried
>watching
>"Dead Like Me" but it was a little too dark for me. I like Mandy Patinkin
>though.
>

Yes, I definitely recommend it!!! I enjoy "Dead Like Me", too.

birddogger

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Aug 21, 2003, 2:32:24 PM8/21/03
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cab...@hotmail.com (The Chris) wrote in message news:<ce8544b8.03082...@posting.google.com>...

> I'm going to have to chime in with Laura Kightlinger and Jan Hooks.
> Laura was just sex on a stick for me. Jan Hooks, in her heyday, was
> unstoppable...

Both of them were quite attractive, but since we're purely talking
breasts here, I DQ'ed them. Jan had a nice feminine build, but she
was no Rachel Dratch.

Karen

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Aug 21, 2003, 3:12:54 PM8/21/03
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>Which, unfortunately, is what some guys like. I'm totally convinced that
>guys
>that go for that Lara Flynn Boyle look have some sort of a perverted fetish.

I have to agree here. Not to say that small breasts cannot be attractive, but
why aren't more womanly bodies like Salma Hayek in vogue? Having growing
children myself - I am very perturbed that men's standard of attractiveness in
the USA is the adolescent/teenage body of 15 year old girls.

Karen

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Aug 21, 2003, 3:14:45 PM8/21/03
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>Jan had a nice feminine build, but she
>was no Rachel Dratch.

Rachel is very beautiful and very talented. And busty.

birddogger

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kara...@aol.commetcupid (Dr. Juggs Jenkins) wrote in message news:<20030821074516...@mb-m19.aol.com>...

> >I'm sorry, but just because Cheri Oteri wore tight tops doesn't mean
> >she had a great rack. They kind of looked like they were still in the
> >early stages of puberty actually
>
> Which, unfortunately, is what some guys like. I'm totally convinced that guys
> that go for that Lara Flynn Boyle look have some sort of a perverted fetish.
>
> Kara


I dunno, looking at some of these pics, I believe I must have the same
fetish. She's a bit on the skinny side, but I'd have to say Jack
Nicholson's doing pretty good for himself overall.

http://www.lfbonline.com/images_print.shtml

Jay "I need a catchphrase" Stuler

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"Karen and Co." <carri...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >I love Nip/Tuck, especially when that teenager tried to circumsize
himself.
>
> Do you recommend it then? I'm looking for good summer shows. I tried
watching
> "Dead Like Me" but it was a little too dark for me. I like Mandy Patinkin
> though.

If you like Mandy Patinkin I highly recommend "The Adventures of Elmo in
Grouchland".


Jay "I need a catchphrase" Stuler

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"Karen" <karenand...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
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Believe me, Salma Hayek is far more "in vogue" with most straight men than
Lara Flynn Boyle.
And as you know, I speak for all straight men everywhere.
I never liked Lara Flynn Boyle on Twin Peaks. I prefer Sherilyn Fenn, yum.


Karen

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Aug 21, 2003, 7:07:13 PM8/21/03
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>If you like Mandy Patinkin I highly recommend "The Adventures of Elmo in
>Grouchland".
>

Thank you Jay. I bet that is one the whole family will enjoy!! : )

Jay "I need a catchphrase" Stuler

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"Karen" <karenand...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
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> >If you like Mandy Patinkin I highly recommend "The Adventures of Elmo in
> >Grouchland".
> >
>
> Thank you Jay. I bet that is one the whole family will enjoy!! : )

"Elmo not a worm!!! Elmo is elmo"


Karen

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Aug 21, 2003, 7:14:56 PM8/21/03
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>Believe me, Salma Hayek is far more "in vogue" with most straight men than
>Lara Flynn Boyle.
>And as you know, I speak for all straight men everywhere.
>I never liked Lara Flynn Boyle on Twin Peaks. I prefer Sherilyn Fenn, yum.

Good to hear, I only know one man's opinion but to look on TV - yeach! Skinny
everywhere. Sherilyn Fenn is much underrated. I used to watch the show she
had on cable, a true guilty pleasure. Can't remember the name though. Memory
loss!

Dr. Juggs Jenkins

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Aug 21, 2003, 7:25:44 PM8/21/03
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>I have to agree here. Not to say that small breasts cannot be attractive,
>but
>why aren't more womanly bodies like Salma Hayek in vogue? Having growing
>children myself - I am very perturbed that men's standard of attractiveness
>in
>the USA is the adolescent/teenage body of 15 year old girls.

But it is more like 11 or 12 year old girls, which is VERY disturbing.

Karen

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Aug 21, 2003, 7:50:48 PM8/21/03
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>>I have to agree here. Not to say that small breasts cannot be attractive,
>>but
>>why aren't more womanly bodies like Salma Hayek in vogue? Having growing
>>children myself - I am very perturbed that men's standard of attractiveness
>>in
>>the USA is the adolescent/teenage body of 15 year old girls.
>
>But it is more like 11 or 12 year old girls, which is VERY disturbing.
>
>Kara

I have a 14 year old daughter. I don't even want to think about that. Im
pretending its still 15 and my kids won't get any older.

Jay "I need a catchphrase" Stuler

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"Karen" <karenand...@aol.comNOSPAM> wrote in message
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Rude Awakening.
One of the few things worth watching on Showtime.
It was alright but she never showed her ta-tas.


Karen

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Aug 21, 2003, 8:32:58 PM8/21/03
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>Rude Awakening.
>One of the few things worth watching on Showtime.
>It was alright but she never showed her ta-tas.
>

Ah yes, but there were the occational ta-tas on Dream On, Perversions of
Science and Tales from the Crypt on the other cable channels.

Showtime shows aren't great - like Soul Food.

funnyboy88

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"Dr. Juggs Jenkins" <kara...@aol.commetcupid> wrote in message
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> >I'm sorry, but just because Cheri Oteri wore tight tops doesn't mean
> >she had a great rack. They kind of looked like they were still in the
> >early stages of puberty actually
>
> Which, unfortunately, is what some guys like. I'm totally convinced that
guys
> that go for that Lara Flynn Boyle look have some sort of a perverted
fetish.

Wtf? since when do people think Lara Flynn Boyle looks like she in the
early stages of puberty???


Dr. Juggs Jenkins

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Aug 21, 2003, 8:38:55 PM8/21/03
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>Showtime shows aren't great - like Soul Food.
>

What was the name of that show they used to have that showed the same group of
characters in 3 different years (past, present, future)? I liked that show,
and I hated the way it ended.

Karen

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>
>>Showtime shows aren't great - like Soul Food.
>>
>
>What was the name of that show they used to have that showed the same group
>of
>characters in 3 different years (past, present, future)? I liked that show,
>and I hated the way it ended.
>
>Kara

Fast Forward? Rewind? One of those I think. I thought it was interesting but I
kept forgetting to watch. I liked the singer lady the best.

Jay "I need a catchphrase" Stuler

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I think she looks like she's in the early stages of rigor mortis


Ben Phillips

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>Which, unfortunately, is what some guys like. I'm totally convinced that
>guys
>that go for that Lara Flynn Boyle look have some sort of a perverted fetish.
>
>Kara

I don't find excessive skinniness attractive, and I've never met a guy who did.
In fact, the only people I've ever known who have championed that look were
women.

-Ben Phillips: "The smart one of the posse!"

"I don't know, but to me he seems gay. He claims he's not, but I've never
seen, like, a guy who's not gay seem so gay. I don't find him funny. What can I
say? Never made me laugh." -- Norm on Kattan

Rupert Pupkin

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From: mkah...@aol.comeonfolks (Ben Phillips)

>I don't find excessive skinniness attractive, and I've never met a guy who
>did.
> In fact, the only people I've ever known who have championed that look were
>women.

Women like Karen Carpenter are disgusting. I think they can actually print full
body pictures of her on the spine of the cd jewel case. It makes me want to
vomit.

Jay "I need a catchphrase" Stuler

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"Rupert Pupkin" <pupk...@aol.comFUjunk> wrote in message
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Don't hold back, Rupert.


flacco

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Aug 22, 2003, 1:52:18 PM8/22/03
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WokPanWong wrote:
> Forget that crap. Who has the best nips? I'm talking about cast members with
> chinese friends. hahahaha thats raugh out roud funny.

another mongoloid who can't get his racial slurs straight. nips are
japanese. perhaps you were thinking "cast members with the best chinks."

hey wait a minute....

Buno

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Aug 22, 2003, 10:32:20 PM8/22/03
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> perhaps you were thinking "cast members with the best chinks."

Sarah Silverman!

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Pample...@webtv.net (Douglas North) wrote in message news:<20432-3F4...@storefull-2335.public.lawson.webtv.net>...
> Pamela Stephenson, without a doubt. She even did a WU commentary
> about/with them (hilarious too, predating Britney's monologue by 15
> years!).

Pamela's amazing boobies, are no match for her husband's bloody penis.

Confused? You should be:
http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=78025708&p=78xz64y4

Grandma

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Aug 26, 2003, 3:22:34 PM8/26/03
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>Fast Forward? Rewind? One of those I think. I thought it was interesting but
>I
>kept forgetting to watch. I liked the singer lady the best.
>
>

That show was called Leap Years. I was a great show, but got confusing trying
to keep everything straight.

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EntLawyer

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Aug 28, 2003, 12:08:02 AM8/28/03
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"Jay \"I need a catchphrase\" Stuler" <n...@no.thanks> wrote in message news:<bi3v61$62h$1...@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>...

Appropos:

http://www.lardbiscuit.com/hotchicks.html

Jay "I need a catchphrase" Stuler

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"EntLawyer" <mcau...@howellhafer.com> wrote in message
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The only "hot chick" on that page is maybe Jane Monheit.


birddogger

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Aug 28, 2003, 4:38:49 PM8/28/03
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"Jay \"I need a catchphrase\" Stuler" <n...@no.thanks> wrote in message news:<bik2vg$5kl$1...@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>...

I beg to differ, I've always found Kate Winslet quite attractive. I'd
take her full figure over the rail thin Cameron Diaz types any day.

I'm surprised this guy doesn't have Drew Barrymore on his list. She
tends to carry a little more junk in the trunk as well, but I find her
figure quite nice.

Karen

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Aug 28, 2003, 5:10:43 PM8/28/03
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>The only "hot chick" on that page is maybe Jane Monheit.
>

I think they are all beautiful except Anna Nicole. But that's because of her
sub-par personality.

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