I'm So Bored- Please Help Me
oddgirl
talk about KITH? I know I too get off subject sometimes, (I feel guilty for
teletubbies and robotman.)
Anyone have a favorite sketch, KITHy quote or a fave Kid?
I don't want to have to resort to calling 555-SLUT.
from the oddgirl
"I'm gonna hold my breath until I turn gay!!!"
Tavie
"Mr Tisane, I have no intention of hitting you!" <sniff sniff> <BONK!>
Tavie (rhymes with GRAVY) and her pear dream. Again.
"Follow this ASS!"-Dave Foley
"I am the pancreas, the queen of tummy meats!" -Monty Python's pancreas
Not Merica
>talk about KITH?
>
>Anyone have a favorite sketch, KITHy quote or a fave Kid?
One of my all time favorite sketches is Sexgirl Patrol - it's silly, but I love
it for the pure camp appeal - it even has a little glam appeal :) - I love the
way it parodies those, like campy, horrible movies you can't take your eyes
off of. And, I think the sketches where they play "themselves" are just
brilliant - Scott's android, how would you tell your dad you love him, and of
course "I just want to have a period! Just one a month, ok?!"
And of course, I can't forget the sketch that drew me to KITH in the first
place with Sir Simon Milligan and Hecubus "If Hecubus is sleeping, how can he
hear me? Maybe because he's.....LYING?!"
Wow....for someone who never posts, I ramble on, don't I?<g> Oh well - I'm
sure I'm sorry :)
Erica
"Even presidents have private lives."Mr. Clinton
"So the truth comes out at last again!" Dave Foley, Newsradio.
Tavie
<<One of my all time favorite sketches is Sexgirl Patrol>>
Erica likes any sketch that shows Kevin's bum.
oddgirl
picture of a guy by the sound of his voice. (And Luciano as the priest!!)
But I don't like the sketch because of Kevin's bum. I like it because Dave
looked so good in it.
I love Sex Girl Patrol!!!! I'm giving everyone the sex look right now
Tavie wrote
Not Merica
Can I help it if I happen to be a film buff?!
Erica :)
oddgirl
from the snitmental oddgirl
Tavie
<<Can I help it if I happen to be a film buff?! >>
Christopher Walken's and Kevin McDonald's ASS FREAK! ;)
SkaBaby718
I also love the sketch about the three guys watching the moon. "Gee, I wonder
who owns that moon." just makes me laugh...
All Simon & Hecubus sketches are great, and the STEPS sketches are hilarious -
"555-JERK? Oh, I get it!" I love it when Scott says this!
Manservant Hecubus
-resident brimstone baby at the Pit of Penultimate Darkness, aka
alt.tv.kids-in-hall
"I once shot a man to watch him die, but I got distracted and missed it."-Dave
Foley
oddgirl
>I love the zombies sketch!
Which zombie sketch?
from the oddgirl
PAPER CLIPS!!!!
Joanna
a good imitation of that it's scary. But just to clear this up, my boyfriend
does it sober!
Mr Show
>
>Which zombie sketch?
The one where Mark and Dave are running through the woods and into a house from
Scott and Kevin who play a cook and crossing guard zombies. Dave is constantly
taking off his shoes during the chase. The whole time the zombies are singing
"du da du da du...." Finally Mark takes Dave's shoes and knocks out the
zombies with them.
"We're safe but for how long"
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Jake
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"You're fucking with the wrong librarian. Be nice in her place, or she'll tear
off your face. You're messing with the wrong gal." - The Perch
oddgirl
well, more of a nightmare when I was small (I think I was only 17 inches)
and when I saw the zombie sketch for the first time, I was so freaked out :0
I just thought I'd share that with you.........
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oddgirl
husband) throw a party and Kevin keeps saying the wrong thing? In his
defense, Kevin always says "How the hell should I know the guy was deaf!!!!"
"How the hell should I know your sister was screwin' that guy!!!! What is
she---a slut???!!!!"
I love that skit.
I also love all the Steps skits- especially the movie one with Bob Pruitt
from Florida.
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"That's Alommmar with 3 m's, so legally I can procede."-Gezbo the video
selling clown
Georyn
>I also love all the Steps skits- especially the movie one with Bob Pruitt
>from Florida.
"Intimate Circumstances"! A classic! And one I'm certain gay men
*everywhere* can relate to! ;-{)>
"The guys haven't even taken their coats off, yet we've seen Mimi's tits like 7
times."
"Yeah. And Mimi Hartley's a BIG dyke!"
"Give it a chance. The 'Advocate' loved it."
"She never understood...our intimate circumstances..."
"That's it...I'm officially outraged!"
MIKE (Stinky-Pink)
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"I'm not saying he's gay. I just hope he has a good lover.
He's gonna need a lot of sex with a MAN to help him out of this crisis!"
--Buddy Cole
KdsInThHal
duh duhduh duhduh duhduh... DUH duhduh duhduh duhduh...
. . . . . . .
*sarah
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Homer Sexual
That was one of the first KITH sketches I ever saw, and I nearly peed
myself. "Always go 'chugga chugga chugga chugga' but never go 'a roombop
a roombop'" I don't think his father could've given him a better
learning experience.
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Cassie
>
> Does anyone recall a skit where Dave (as the wife) and Kevin (as the
> husband) throw a party and Kevin keeps saying the wrong thing? In his
> defense, Kevin always says "How the hell should I know the guy was deaf!!!!"
> "How the hell should I know your sister was screwin' that guy!!!! What is
> she---a slut???!!!!"
I remember that one. I LOVE IT!!!
> I love that skit.
>
> I also love all the Steps skits- especially the movie one with Bob Pruitt
> from Florida.
Ya same here I love all the Steps sketches. I now must say issues like
riley(sp). My friends have told me that I always say "Really?" like
Melanie it drives my friends insane. I've said it before and I'll say
it again. KITH dominates my subconcious(sp)!!!
Cassie
oddgirl
What's the line? Riley says that Butch looks like the Baldwin guy, and Butch
goes, "No way, he's Jewish" I love that!!!
Another one of my faves was the Francesca Fiore & Bruno Puntz Jones movie
(Not Spy Models) where Scott is talking to Dave about a movie with a
complicated plot, starring Fiore and BPJ. My favorite part is when Francesca
has a cigarette on the beach, and the beach ball hits her right in the head.
I fall down laughing every time I see it.
from the oddgirl
"I hate American movies. Always the car-chase!!!" Bruno Puntz Jones
Georyn
>Another one of my faves was the Francesca Fiore & Bruno Puntz Jones movie
>(Not Spy Models) where Scott is talking to Dave about a movie with a
>complicated plot, starring Fiore and BPJ. My favorite part is when Francesca
>has a cigarette on the beach, and the beach ball hits her right in the head.
>I fall down laughing every time I see it.
I love that one too. "Bruno Puntz-Jones, don't be eat by alligator, uh!"
;-{)>
MIKE (Stinky-Pink)
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KdsInThHal
>
>Joanna wrote:
>>
>> My fav skit is when David is playing the drunken dad. My boyfriend does
>such
>> a good imitation of that it's scary. But just to clear this up, my
>boyfriend
>> does it sober!
>
>That was one of the first KITH sketches I ever saw, and I nearly peed
>myself. "Always go 'chugga chugga chugga chugga' but never go 'a roombop
>a roombop'" I don't think his father could've given him a better
>learning experience.
LOL, I don't believe that's the skit she's talking about. she means the "daddy
drank" skit, you're thinkin of "chad's 13th birthday", eh? :)
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> Wow. You looked in here. Well. I'm so bored. Does anyone out there want to
> teletubbies and robotman.)
>
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> from the oddgirl
> "I'm gonna hold my breath until I turn gay!!!"