What? I have never heard of such a thing? Is that Animated, or Armada? Are you just teasing me?
Leader-1 is my posse, He moves like Bob Fosse,
Says his name is Sparkplug, What the fug?
He tries to confuse me, He tries to abuse me,
But I know better than that, He can go get a flat,
Not falling for his fun, I know he's Leader-1!
I shove my connector in his port, he makes mighty good sport,
He talks in gibbers and squeeks, like all those Minicon freaks,
He gives me a thrill, a chill, a massive Energon fill,
And then I smack those bitches down, beat those bitches down,
And those Decepticons cower, I got that fucking Minicon power,
Leader-1 thinks he'll be free, but he's just free to serve me!
He wants emancipation, but he ain't gonna get none,
He gives me a thrill, a chill, a massive Energon fill,
I ain't givin' that shit up, ain't never givin' him up,
He ever tries to ditch, I'll show him why he's my bitch!