Zobovor <
zm...@aol.com> wrote:
> Finally, FINALLY got my package from Big Bad Toy Store after what felt
> like many long days of the toys at work taunting me mercilessly.
> Somebody remind me to just be patient next time and wait to buy stuff
> when it shows up at the store!
>
> BLURR
>
>
> However, let's address the elephant in the room. The big, blue elephant.
> Blurr is very plain-looking. He's basically blue from head to toe, and
> it bugs me. The character, as originally conceived for The Transformers:
> the Movie, was multiple *shades* of blue. Light blue complemented by
> dark blue, you know.
The color scheme is so far off I'm having trouble seeing this as Blurr. We
have been trained to see new color schemes on body styles as new
characters, and characters upgrading their basic body but not their color
scheme.
This just isn't Blurr. He's as much Blurr as the Springer with Kup's color
scheme in the Season 3 opening is either Kup or Springer. He's like an
animation mistake, but in toy form.
I've decided that he is Bargle, a fast talking public defender in the
Quintesson court, who has a remarkable record of having gotten over 80% of
his clients declared innocent, often by just overwhelming the Quintesson
Judges with arguments. All of his clients were executed anyway, despite the
verdict. It's the principle of the thing, he rationalizes, and is mostly
content proving that the Quintessons have no legal shield for their crimes.
Also, he's a prisoner.
Bargle is armed with a finely honed sense of moral outrage, and a gun. The
gun doesn't work. Sensors on his head and behind his cockpit allow him to
detect injustice at a range of ten to twenty miles.
I expect the Quintessons behead him regularly, and that the head rolls off,
transforms into a robot, and walks back to the body.
My only question is whether he is real, or just a figment of Kup's
imagination.
(The name Blargle comes from Justice Scalia's phrase "legalistic argle
bargle", which I guess makes the Headmaster Argle)
> This is the new definitive Blurr toy as far as I'm concerned. I love
> that the shield is no longer such a fragility problem and I love the way
> the fenders lock in place. The functional cockpit window is great.
It's a moon roof. The driver inside has no forward facing windows, and is
either blind (like Justice) or relies upon sensors.
> The robot mode does need more paint, but at least Hasbro is cheaping out
> in ways that discerning consumers can correct (i.e., a fan can do some
> touch-ups with a bottle of Testors, but not much you can do for a
> cheaply-made toy manufactured from terrible plastic).
For the amount that they charge, and the size of the toys, they should be
doing more.
> HARDHEAD
>
>
> He's only got one green gun, rather than the dual guns carried by all the
> original Autobot Headmasters. The vehicle mode only has one place to
> attach it, so a second gun would only be useful for the robot mode.
They could have added a peg hole.
>His large grey gun is mounted on a hinged panel and is detachable. The
> panel to which it's attached can slide out to the side for robot mode, to
> create clearance for his robot head.
I really like that he can have his cannon either pointing over his
shoulder, or pointing straight up. It just seems rude to walk around with a
gun pointed at people.
This is my favorite of the bunch.
> SKULLSMASHER
>
> It baffles me that somebody else, somewhere, is actually using the
> original name for Skullcruncher. I just can't imagine it being a useful
> and marketable name for, say, a golf club or a hiking backpack.
Baseball bat.
> SCOURGE
>
> As with Blurr, the last Scourge we got was pretty bad (his vehicle mode
> didn't look anything like the original Scourge), so I'm really happy that
> they came up with a more faithful version of him. There are a handful of
> design elements that are not my favorite, but this is definitely a more
> palatable version of him.
I don't love him.
> Like Blurr, he's extremely blue in robot mode. He's the same color from
> head to toe, with only his wings and the armor on the back of his legs
> providing any color contrast.
The legs almost look better backwards. He does manage to still resemble the
original character a bit more than Blurr/Bargle,mbut I think I prefer the
old kgenerations toy.
> His vehicle mode is clearly more directly inspired by the G1 design than
> the last version we got (that weird wing-shaped thing), but it's still a
> departure. The poky-out wings on either side seem so unnecessary. It's
> like Hasbro thinks kids won't accept that a hovercraft can fly if it
> doesn't have wings of some kind. Of course, the wings are so tiny I
> doubt they would help much.
Stabilizers.
>They would not be difficult for an enterprising fan to cut off, I suppose.
> I wish Hasbro had made them detachable parts. There are other aspects
> of the vehicle design I don't love (the way his robot leg panels form
> these weird, floppy pontoons, or the embedded thrusters that seem to take
> their cue from the 2011 toy) but it's still leaps and bounds better than
> the Generations edition.
The flaps that just stick out on the bottom are a lot like the flaps that
just sit there on Galvatron. It's not a design element I like to see
repeated.
--
I wish I was a mole in the ground.