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Somehow, going out to breakfast this morning ended up turning into an all-day shopping trip with the wife and kids. It culminated in a trip to Target where I was pleasantly surprised to see one each of Wolfwire and Highbrow and Mindwipe, literally the only Transformers on the pegs. So, there's that. (Chromedome is evidently part of this wave but I did not see him anywhere.)
Can I just say how amazing it is that this entire toy line is celebrating the 1987 characters? They get so little love, and suddenly here we are with this incredible, full-blown tribute line. I keep thinking I'm going to wake up from a dream, because this is exactly the sort of thing that my subconscious mind would come up with. All I can do is enjoy the ride as long as I can, because I know this can't last forever.
HIGHBROW and XORT
Somewhere around here I have a headless and weaponless G1 Highbrow toy, donated to me by a kid named Andrew Hunt who was starting to outgrow childish toys. (I tried to get him to give me his Targetmaster Scourge, too, but he was reluctant to do so because it was a gift from his grandmother. Yes, I remember stuff like this.) Anyway, the original Highbrow was a chunky Playskool abomination, with only a handful of moving parts to his name, a vastly oversimplified transformation, and an incredibly blocky vehicle mode that couldn't possibly get off the ground in real life. It's probably my very least favorite of the original Headmaster designs (and the fact that the character is a haughty know-it-all didn't exactly make me want to rush out and buy the toy).
The new version is an incredible tribute. A little smaller than the 1987 edition, of course, but very authentic in look and feel and transformation. He's predominantly grey and blue, and the blue is a bit darker than the G1 toy, closer to the way Highbrow appears in animation. He's got elbows that bend and swivel, fists that pivot as part of the transformation (and can pivot both to the inside or the outside of his wrists), shoulders that rotate and pivot out to the sides, hips that move in three directions, and knees that bend quite a bit due to the hollow lower legs. He's a dynamo of articulation, missing only a swiveling waist. His robot head and face is based on the squared-off Nosecone-like design rather than the more stylized Hasbro toy head. It's so great. (He's got a Blurr-like paint application where his blue knees have been painted a slightly different grey-blue shade. I can't imagine why somebody thought this was necessary.)
Gort's original name was a tribute to the robot character from the film the Day The Earth Stood Still (the same film from which the Star Wars characters Klaatu and Barada and Nikto borrowed their names). It's been changed to Xort, which is still sufficiently alien-sounding (some of the original Nebulan names seemed to allude to their Transformer partners in some way, while other names were just gibberish). Xort doesn't seem to be modeled after the original Gort figure the way a lot of Titan Masters have been; Gort had a distinctive asymmetrical chest design that isn't reproduced here. He actually shares a body type with Fracas, the partner for Scourge (which means that Highbrow gets the cheap snap-on legs instead of the ones held in place with a metal pin). I guess it was inevitable that they eventually started recycling those molds. Funny how every Decepticon Headmaster has gotten a unique, authentic partner but the Autobots don't. Usually, it's the Decepticons who get short shrift.
Also, it used to be that most of the original Nebulans were made of plastic colors not shared by their Transformer partners (for example, Grax had lime green arms and legs, a color not in evidence anywhere on Skullcruncher). This helped to make them look like they were add-on technology that wasn't always part of that Transformer's design. Titan Masters mini-figures tend to match their bigger partners more closely. So, instead of a unique dark grey color, Xort is just more light grey and blue. With a blue head and arms and legs and a light grey body, his color mapping reads as Rippersnapper the Terrorcon, though, to my eyes.
Transformation to twin helicopter mode is pretty close to the G1 toy with a twist or two. His pelvis telescopes dramatically like Titans Return Scourge, and his robot legs fold up into themselves like Beast Machines Mirage. The fins on the sides of his legs are thin enough that even when they're conjoined together, they're still a more convincing helicopter tail than the fat, thick faux-feet on the G1 toy. The arms stay where they are (and the side wings do not fold up as per the G1 version) and the canopy swings up and around from his back like you'd expect. One clever feature is that his chest panel pokes out slightly as per his Sunbow animation model, but it can tuck away and lay flat when he transforms. This wasn't necessary at all but, like the shoulder wheels on Astrotrain, it matches his G1 portrayal and really helps to sell the character.
Helicopter mode has a single Autobot symbol on the center of the fuselage (G1 toy had a symbol on each wing). The canopy is translucent red, like the G1 toy, which makes Xort appear pink and black. The helicopter blades don't collapse like the G1 toy, and each rotor is made of two blades instead of three. They're also close enough to each other than they could potentially interfere with each other when he's in flight. (I'm sure it's possible to rig them together and get their timing just right so that the blades don't get in each other's way, like a pair of windshield wipers, but it still bothers me that they're so close.) Instructions don't mention that he has one flip-out nosecone, and his twin guns (made of blue plastic but painted entirely gunmetal except the handles) appear to have the rear landing wheels molded into them, but I can't really figure out the best way to get him to roll. The guns can mount to the underside of the wings (either the tips or the centers) and he can balance on them if you're not worried about wheels per se. The guns can also connect together and have mini-pegs that allow Xort to sit in it like a vehicle; you can connect it to either side of Highbrow's nose like sort sort of aerial sidecar.
I can't get over how great this toy is. For years, we were lucky if Hasbro assigned a G1 name to an otherwise unrelated new toy and we were just expected to accept it as a close-enough, good-enough upgrade that kinda-sorta worked on some levels. This is a loving and accurate tribute to a comparatively obscure, fourth- or fifth-tier Transformers character and it's done so well. I never expected to see this kind of series-wide update, let alone one done with such devotion and care.
WOLFWIRE and MONXO
For the sake of my sanity I'm just going to continue to refer to this character as Weirdwolf and Monzo. (Honestly, the weird thing is not the wolf, but the fact that somebody else somewhere apparently though the name "Weirdwolf" was marketable enough to seize the trademark!)
Like Highbrow, he original Weirdwolf was also a huge chunkmeister, an easy-to-manipulate and nigh-indestructible toy meant for a younger age set than the uber-fragile Japanese toys from the Diaclone days. He was fat and chunky as a robot which means he only got worse in wolf mode. They drew him far more lanky and well-proportioned in the cartoon and comic books, which only serves to illustrate how blocky the G1 toy really was.
The new Weirdwolf is far more sleek and streamlined. His colors read correctly, although Gustavo may not like him since he's got two slightly different shades of yellow plastic and a third shade of yellow paint that doesn't quite match either. He's armed with an impressively-long sword-tail (that includes pegs on either side so you can attach it to stuff sideways) and a big boom-boom cannon that looks like something out of the Hero Mashes toy line (it sure looks long enough that you could stuff a child-safe missile inside the barrel, though it does not come with one). His head is based on the G1 toy, but the paint application for his eyes/face seems to extend well past the point where his optic sensors actually end, like Combiner Wars Drag Strip, giving him almost girly eyelashes. He is articulated at the head, shoulders, elbows (both pivot and swivel joints), wrists, waist, hips, knees (pivot and swivel), and ankles.
Transformation to wolf mode is really cool for a number of reasons. His robot fists tuck away inside of opening panels in his forearms to hide them completely, and his ball-jointed wolf paws flip around and take their place. The yellow armor for his robot legs shifts from his lower legs to his upper legs to reveal the digitigrade rear wolf paws, and his robot feet tuck away and hide inside the wolf feet. The design and shape of the rear paws reminds me a lot of Night Slash Cheetor from the Beast Machines days. Opening his back allows you to extend the length of his body to make his wolf form more proportionate. His entire robot chest (a panel made of teal plastic but painted entirely yellow!) opens up, seemingly to allow you to do this, but opening the panel isn't actually required for transformation. Extending his body like this also means that his cockpit has room for not one, but two Titan Masters mini-figures. Tres chic! The wolf head is shaped more like an actual wolf, and the jaw opens to reveal tiny rubbery fangs (magenta, the same color as his canopy). He has peg-holes on all four of his haunches, and his gun can attach to his undercarriage or on his back (with Monzo riding inside it in either position).
At first, I was crestfallen to discover that the silver paint application on his wolf claws was partially incomplete, until I realized that they had actually applied a drybrushing effect rather than just painting them in their entirety. It's an unfortunate deco choice and it's the only thing I dislike about the toy.
MINDWIPE and VORATH
The original Mindwipe toy was my first Headmaster, and while I've always considered him one of my favorites, I never liked how simplified he was. I was 11 years old and growing more sophisticated, and yet my favorite toy line was reverting to kiddified baby designs. The way his robot legs just sat there, folded up on his back in bat mode, was unacceptable, and the tabs to slide his fists out for robot mode were the most fragile on any Transformers toy ever designed.
The new Mindwipe is perhaps the greatest departure from his G1 version among the Titans Return toys thus far. His transformation scheme was completely revamped, for better or for worse. Let's start with the robot mode, though. He's really well-proportioned, and functions as a true action figure in ways that G1 Mindwipe could never hope to. Gone are the oversized chrome elbow guards, a feature on the G1 toy that my eyes are always drawn to for some reason, but his head sculpt is great (very Sunbow cartoon-like) and his color mapping reads accurately. He comes with a small rifle that's very reminiscent of his old G1 weapon, and also a large shield whose purpose is not readily evident. He can store it on the peg-hole on the side of his arm (he stole this look from G1 Apeface) or there are two prongs that flip out, making it into a weapon of sorts. Naturally, it has a spot for Vorath to sit inside as well.
Vorath is black and purple, rather than the black and magenta of the G1 toy. He also completely lacks paint applications on his own face. He needs some silver paint or something on his eyes.
The biggest flaws with the toy: For one, the bat head has nowhere to hide. On the G1 toy, it was small enough that you could tuck it away inside the cockpit where Vorath was meant to go in bat mode. On this toy, the bat head just hangs uselessly on his robot back, and while this is also the case with Weirdwolf and Skullcruncher, the difference is that we're used to it with those two toys, but not this one. Also, the lower robot legs are clearly made up of the bat's folded-up wings, and while that in and of itself isn't necessarily a problem, the lower legs are distressingly hollow. However, I really like his tiny robot-mode wings (they're a great representation of the way his wings seem to shrink down in the cartoon when he transforms to robot mdoe) so his robot mode is still pretty good overall. Also, as a special bonus, the preponderance of soft PVC plastic (his robot wings, his bat head, parts of his bat wings) means that he smells like a brand-new TMNT toy upon first opening, and that's one of the best smells in the world.
Transforming him is just crazy sauce. His robot arms fold up to form his bat legs (and while the instructions seem to want you to keep them staggered, I think the toy is designed so that they sit under his body and are closer together). The robot legs do this whole elaborate song-and-dance in order to be positioned correctly and unfurl into his bat wings. It's a very different look for Mindwipe, a far cry from the box-with-wings that the G1 toy turned into. The chrome elbow guards, which always looked like boom box speakers on the G1 toy in bat mode, are still represented here as tiny, vestigial parts that connect the bat head to the body. It's nice that they were included, but they were such a dominant part of the G1 bat's design that they're almost invisible now by comparison.
The good news is that the new bat mode really is a much better design. Each wing has three individual hinge joints so you can pose them and furl them in different ways, and even use them to partially cover his face in a "blah! Dracula!" sort of way. The cockpit (which is suspiciously coffin-shaped) now allows Vorath to sit comfortably (he had to sit on his knees inside the G1 toy). The cockpit door tends to pop off, which is kind of annoying. And that mysterious shield from earlier actually connects to his handheld gun and forms the tail for his bat mode. So, that's kind of cool.
So, this is closer to being a reimagining of the G1 toy and not quite as much of a slavish homage the way Highbrow or Wolfwire are, but it's a *good* reimagining of Mindwipe. (If you want something that more closely approximates the G1 toy, there's always the unlicensed Zhong Jin version.)
Zob (also got Rewind in the mail today)