Irrellius Spamticon of the Potato People. <
Ob1k...@att.net> wrote:
> I have looked at this toy on the shelves for a while now thinking how ugly it is.
>
> Then a strange chain of events happened. I was waiting for a friend who
> works in a thrift store, and wandering around. I found Jabba's throne for
> 75 cents and bought it, because that's a great price, they're like $30
> online. Later I went to a different friend's store, he offered me $10 for
> the throne, and I noticed a loose Alpha Trion. He had it up in his shop
> case for $15, but I ended up getting for $10. So I effectively got him for 75 cents.
>
> The reason he was marked down wasn't just because he was open or ugly,
> but because it was part of a big buy from this weirdo who likes to glue
> his stuff to display stands. Normally this means I have to sand feet back
> to what they are supposed to look like, but this time he had glue on
> every joint, which was a really annoying cleanup. He also had those weird
> little shoulder towers clipped off, but they didn't do anything and I
> didn't pay $25 for it.
I've always wondered who buys the Transformers statues, and here is some
guy turning perfectly fine Transformers into statues. What the fuck?
Are the weird shoulder towers his unicorn horn?
> Anyway the toy. I had to look it up, but this is the first time we've
> really had an Alpha Trion toy, and this does a surprisingly good job.
> Every other Alpha Trion toy wasn't just a repaint, but also a convention
> exclusive. I lived the Vector Prime toy, possibly the best mold of the
> series so long ago. This has the same chest details, and a ship mode that
> does a surprisingly good job of hiding beast bits out of the way, or
> making it look like possible ship detailing. He has the lion mode because
> his first planned and unreleased toy was a lion of some reason I am still
> totally unsure of. His robot mode isn't hampered by beast kibble
> everywhere as so many past toys were, his cockpit is not totally
> obtrusive in any mode (unlike Astrotrain). He has a sword and gun like
> every previous toy before him, though this gun is a sled for a titan
> master instead of just being a Minicon. I like all 3 modes decently
> enough, I can see how the legs were used to make broadside.
>
> I wish the sword had a better place to stow in ship mode. Maybe I just
> remember back to the sword hiding in Cybertron Vector Sigma.
I like Alpha Trion. Paint on the hands, to make the backs of the hands
reddish purple would have made the lion mode better, but overall, he is
decent in all modes.
And, no stupid stickers!
He doesn't look like the frail old man of the cartoon, but in his earlier
days, he might have been this. Mostly, though, I just think the mold is
great. I might get the Lio Convoy version.
> I wouldn't have paid $20 for it, but it's a great buy at less. Now I
> don't feel the need to buy and be disappointed when Broadside's stickers
> peel off in the first few transformations.
I swear, I must be the only person to actually like Broadside. He has that
1970s-80s shitty toy look to him, so he's a nostalgically shitty toy.
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