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Niklas Karlsson

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Mar 14, 2018, 2:18:34 PM3/14/18
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GAH!

Is it REALLY that fscking hard to use the perfectly functional "unlock
door" button right next to the door, rather than pulling the emergency
handle[0] to unlock the deadbolt and fsck with the alarm system?

I swear, we need to electrify that damned thing. Not enough to make it
unusable, just enough to make it hurt but still be usable if you're
desperate in a real emergency.

Niklas

[0] which entails breaking the seal, even...
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Brian Kantor

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Mar 15, 2018, 4:24:23 AM3/15/18
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On 2018-03-14, Niklas Karlsson <ank...@yahoo.se> wrote:
> GAH!
>
> Is it REALLY that fscking hard to use the perfectly functional "unlock
> door" button right next to the door, rather than pulling the emergency
> handle[0] to unlock the deadbolt and fsck with the alarm system?
>
> I swear, we need to electrify that damned thing. Not enough to make it
> unusable, just enough to make it hurt but still be usable if you're
> desperate in a real emergency.
>
> Niklas
>
> [0] which entails breaking the seal, even...

Yet another candidate for removal from the gene pool.

Or attach one of those paint cartridges that they use in money bags
so it will spray fluorescent paint all over the idiot who pulls the
handle. Harmless in an emergency, but effective at branding lusers.
- Brian

Firesong

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Mar 15, 2018, 5:26:14 AM3/15/18
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Filled with rancid hyena urine, just for kicks?
Iain

mrob...@att.net

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Mar 18, 2018, 2:11:00 AM3/18/18
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Roger Bell_West <roger+a...@nospam.firedrake.org> wrote:
> On 2018-03-15, Firesong wrote:
>> Filled with rancid hyena urine, just for kicks?
>
> We're not monsters.
>
> Fresh will do.

PFY: "Gee, BOFH, why is there a long metal bar with a plastic bag taped
to the end, and a ticket to the zoo, sitting on my desk?"

Matt Roberds

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