Former SPUTUM members: Detroit Spammer and Four Co-Conspirators Plead Guilty to Multi-Million Dollar E-Mail Stock Fraud Scheme
Rev Egg Plant
"WASHINGTON�Five individuals pleaded guilty today in federal court in
Detroit for their roles in a wide-ranging international stock fraud
scheme involving the illegal use of bulk commercial e-mails, or
�spamming,� announced Assistant Attorney General of the Criminal
Division Lanny A. Breuer and U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of
Michigan Terrence Berg.
"Alan M. Ralsky, 64, of West Bloomfield, Mich., and Scott K. Bradley,
38, also of West Bloomfield, both pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit
wire fraud, mail fraud and to violate the CAN-SPAM Act. Ralsky and
Bradley also pleaded guilty to wire fraud, money laundering, and
violating the CAN-SPAM Act. Under the terms of his plea agreement,
Ralsky acknowledges he is facing up to 87 months in prison and a $1
million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines while Bradley
acknowledges that he is facing up to 78 months in prison and a $1
million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines."
BTW, I know the location of the negatives for the photos of his house
that were published back at the end of 2004. I'm fucking dancing.
shi...@gmail.com
<spamme...@rrclark.net> wrote:
>I'm fucking dancing.
Isn't that sort of awkward and painful?
Inquiring minds want to know.
--
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for the spamming is like saying Dahmer's
okay except for that 'eating people' thing.
-- Pete Wellborn 4.30.04
BEI Design
> On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:48:26 -0400, Rev Egg Plant
> <spamme...@rrclark.net> wrote:
>
> > I'm fucking dancing.
>
> Isn't that sort of awkward and painful?
>
> Inquiring minds want to know.
Ha... hA.... HA..!!!
Ouch, that hurt.
B
just john
> BTW, I know the location of the negatives for the photos of his house
> that were published back at the end of 2004. I'm fucking dancing.
Is Ralsky in prison yet?
I've settled on the general shape of what subscriptions to buy for him,
once he's inside. Not just whatever is this era's "Hilights for Kids,"
but also any bulletins published by the pre-teen beauty pageant movement.
--
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Rev Egg Plant
> Rev Egg Plant wrote:
>
>> BTW, I know the location of the negatives for the photos of his house
>> that were published back at the end of 2004. I'm fucking dancing.
>
> Is Ralsky in prison yet?
>
> I've settled on the general shape of what subscriptions to buy for him,
> once he's inside. Not just whatever is this era's "Hilights for Kids,"
> but also any bulletins published by the pre-teen beauty pageant movement.
>
>
I say we get him a couple subscriptions to Watchtower and whatever the
Scientology freaks send out.
Rev Egg Plant
Meh, just takes skill is all.
just john
I wouldn't be too surprised if inside already is overflowing with that
stuff.
Rev Egg Plant
> Rev Egg Plant wrote:
>> just john wrote:
>>> Rev Egg Plant wrote:
>>>
>>>> BTW, I know the location of the negatives for the photos of his
>>>> house that were published back at the end of 2004. I'm fucking dancing.
>>>
>>> Is Ralsky in prison yet?
>>>
>>> I've settled on the general shape of what subscriptions to buy for
>>> him, once he's inside. Not just whatever is this era's "Hilights for
>>> Kids," but also any bulletins published by the pre-teen beauty
>>> pageant movement.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I say we get him a couple subscriptions to Watchtower and whatever the
>> Scientology freaks send out.
>
>
> I wouldn't be too surprised if inside already is overflowing with that
> stuff.
>
And that's not a reason to sign him up exactly why?
DLU
> Original story: http://detroit.fbi.gov/dojpressrel/pressrel09/de062209.htm
>
> "WASHINGTON�Five individuals pleaded guilty today in federal court in
> Detroit for their roles in a wide-ranging international stock fraud
> scheme involving the illegal use of bulk commercial e-mails, or
> �spamming,� announced Assistant Attorney General of the Criminal
> Division Lanny A. Breuer and U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of
> Michigan Terrence Berg.
>
> "Alan M. Ralsky, 64, of West Bloomfield, Mich., and Scott K. Bradley,
> 38, also of West Bloomfield, both pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit
> wire fraud, mail fraud and to violate the CAN-SPAM Act. Ralsky and
> Bradley also pleaded guilty to wire fraud, money laundering, and
> violating the CAN-SPAM Act. Under the terms of his plea agreement,
> Ralsky acknowledges he is facing up to 87 months in prison and a $1
> million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines while Bradley
> acknowledges that he is facing up to 78 months in prison and a $1
> million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines."
>
He gets a plead deal for up to 3 1/2 years and keeps $2 million of his
ill gotten gains according the the previous article. He can buy favors
while in jail. Would you take 42 months for $2 million? At minimum I
can get you $100K a year interest on the $2meg @ 5%.
--
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Antispam Knight
<shi...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:48:26 -0400, Rev Egg Plant
> <spamme...@rrclark.net> wrote:
>
>>I'm fucking dancing.
>
> Isn't that sort of awkward and painful?
Not if done solo.
AK
Antispam Knight
"Rev Egg Plant" <spamme...@rrclark.net> wrote in message
news:nqi8h6-...@news.rrclark.net...
You don't suppose all those slashdotted subscriptions to his house will get
forwarded to his institutional home away from home, do you?
AK
Rev Egg Plant
> Rev Egg Plant wrote:
>> Original story:
>> http://detroit.fbi.gov/dojpressrel/pressrel09/de062209.htm
>>
>> "WASHINGTON�Five individuals pleaded guilty today in federal court in
>> Detroit for their roles in a wide-ranging international stock fraud
>> scheme involving the illegal use of bulk commercial e-mails, or
>> �spamming,� announced Assistant Attorney General of the Criminal
>> Division Lanny A. Breuer and U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of
>> Michigan Terrence Berg.
>>
>> "Alan M. Ralsky, 64, of West Bloomfield, Mich., and Scott K. Bradley,
>> 38, also of West Bloomfield, both pleaded guilty to conspiracy to
>> commit wire fraud, mail fraud and to violate the CAN-SPAM Act. Ralsky
>> and Bradley also pleaded guilty to wire fraud, money laundering, and
>> violating the CAN-SPAM Act. Under the terms of his plea agreement,
>> Ralsky acknowledges he is facing up to 87 months in prison and a $1
>> million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines while Bradley
>> acknowledges that he is facing up to 78 months in prison and a $1
>> million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines."
>>
>
> He gets a plead deal for up to 3 1/2 years and keeps $2 million of his
> ill gotten gains according the the previous article. He can buy favors
> while in jail. Would you take 42 months for $2 million? At minimum I
> can get you $100K a year interest on the $2meg @ 5%.
>
I'll take a pyhrric victory.
Modemac
hand!
I intend to bring a can of SPAM (note the spelling in caps) to
Brushwood especially to commemorate this.
----
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http://www.modemac.com
Rev Egg Plant
How much do you think I can get by auctioning the negatives off at the
bulldada auction this year??
Patricia A. Shaffer
<spamme...@rrclark.net> wrote:
>BEI Design wrote:
>> shi...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> On Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:48:26 -0400, Rev Egg Plant
>>> <spamme...@rrclark.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I'm fucking dancing.
>>> Isn't that sort of awkward and painful?
>>>
>>> Inquiring minds want to know.
>>
>> Ha... hA.... HA..!!!
>>
>> Ouch, that hurt.
>>
>
>Meh, just takes skill is all.
Works very well at waltz tempo ...
Patricia
Patricia A. Shaffer
ra...@pemtel.net
Proud Citizen of the Commonwealth of Virginia
"Anti-spammers are the immune system of the Internet." CDR M. Dobson
"The issue is consent, not content." Crosscut
shi...@gmail.com
<ra...@pemtel.net> wrote:
>>>>> I'm fucking dancing.
>>>> Isn't that sort of awkward and painful?
>>>>
>>>> Inquiring minds want to know.
>>>
>>> Ha... hA.... HA..!!!
>>>
>>> Ouch, that hurt.
>>>
>>
>>Meh, just takes skill is all.
>
>Works very well at waltz tempo ...
Kinda like nekkid gardening? ;-)
just john
'Cuz we don't want to bore his guards and whoever else looks at his
prison mail. We want them EXCITED, so they can exercise their options
to make his incarceration all that much more interesting. That's why
the pre-teen beauty pageant materials, for a start. (I don't think
there's a "DEATH TO ALL PRISON GUARDS QUARTERLY" available.)
Patricia A. Shaffer
Kinda, but the gardening is safer done alone ... ya gotta make sure
it's a weed before you yank it ... ;)
Patricia
sunnia
> Original story: http://detroit.fbi.gov/dojpressrel/pressrel09/de062209.htm
>
> Detroit for their roles in a wide-ranging international stock fraud
> scheme involving the illegal use of bulk commercial e-mails, or
> Division Lanny A. Breuer and U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of
> Michigan Terrence Berg.
>
> "Alan M. Ralsky, 64, of West Bloomfield, Mich., and Scott K. Bradley,
> 38, also of West Bloomfield, both pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit
> wire fraud, mail fraud and to violate the CAN-SPAM Act. Ralsky and
> Bradley also pleaded guilty to wire fraud, money laundering, and
> violating the CAN-SPAM Act. Under the terms of his plea agreement,
> Ralsky acknowledges he is facing up to 87 months in prison and a $1
> million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines while Bradley
> acknowledges that he is facing up to 78 months in prison and a $1
> million fine under the federal sentencing guidelines."
>
> BTW, I know the location of the negatives for the photos of his house
> that were published back at the end of 2004. I'm fucking dancing.
The Expansion of the Universe in the Quran
What you are about to read might sound unusual but it could be very
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In 1929, in the California Mount Wilson observatory, an American
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In fact, this had been theoretically discovered even earlier. Albert
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The Big Bang theory showed that in the beginning all the objects in
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<ra...@pemtel.net> wrote:
>>Kinda like nekkid gardening? ;-)
>
>Kinda, but the gardening is safer done alone ... ya gotta make sure
>it's a weed before you yank it ... ;)
Yeah, but in both cases you have to make sure the Bible thumpers don't
happen upon your activities lest you scar them for life. I wonder if
they were so scandalized and the trauma was so deep that their minds
couldn't cope. I really wish you had a camera that day. Did they ever
return? LOL
That's still one of my favorite stories ever!
Larry Sheldon
That is so full of stereotypes. I know practicing Bible thumpers who
are also practicing nudists.
the ones that get weirded out are the ones that get weirded out by
anybody who thinks.
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Zapanaz
wrote:
>The Expansion of the Universe in the Quran
Yes, you've come to the right place to spam your religious nonsense!
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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"Every few years they make a red-assed baboon and a blue-assed baboon
fight, and the winner gets to be king. Some people think red-assed
baboons are angels and blue-assed baboons are devils, and some people
think just the opposite. But whichever one wins is still only a baboon,
which only knows one trick - stealing your wallet."
nenslo
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Patricia A. Shaffer
Not only didn't they return, but no other "missionaries" have dared to
visit ... shucks, that was what, ten years ago? I looked pretty good
back then! <g>
Rev Egg Plant
> On 24 ï؟½ï؟½ï؟½ï؟½ï؟½, 03:48, Rev Egg Plant <spammers_...@rrclark.net> wrote:
>> Original story: http://detroit.fbi.gov/dojpressrel/pressrel09/de062209.htm
This has what to do with the original message, oddball?
Rev Egg Plant
Does NAMBLA put out a periodical?
TUKA
Why shouldn't you screw standing up in Minnesota?
The Lutherans might think you are dancing.
--
Making the simple complex, that is easy -- anyone can do that.
But to make the complex simple, awesomely simple, that is
true creativity. -- Charles Mingus
Antispam Knight
"Rev Egg Plant" <spamme...@rrclark.net> wrote in message
news:1o6ah6-...@news.rrclark.net...
It would be called "Boy oh Boy."
AK
shiksaa
wrote:
>Why shouldn't you screw standing up in Minnesota?
Because you'll probably freeze your dangly bits off?
--
An army of asses led by a lion is better
than an army of lions led by an ass.
George Washington
Shmuel (Seymour J.) Metz
at 08:31 AM, shi...@gmail.com said:
>Kinda like nekkid gardening? ;-)
I have no problem[1] with the latter as long as you[2] don't plant, e.g.,
roses. I don't know, however, whether the waltz tempo is a good idea.
[1] Well, I might not be willing to do it myself, but that doesn't
give me the right to object if you[2] do it on your own property.
[2] Generic; AFAIK[3] you don't share Patricia's clothing preferences.
[3] I don't need to know; but if you have spammer hides drying in
your garage I do need to know about that.
--
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E-mail. Reply to domain Patriot dot net user shmuel+news to contact
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shi...@gmail.com
<spam...@library.lspace.org.invalid> wrote:
>[2] Generic; AFAIK[3] you don't share Patricia's clothing preferences.
I do not garden. Ever. And if I did - nekkid wouldn't be my
preference, but who am I to judge Patricia if she likes to commune
with nature *and* traumatize religious folk? I just wish someone had a
camera that day!
Patricia A. Shaffer
Well, you could ask the DEA folks ... I saw at least two sets of
lenses the day their helicopter kept circling overhead when I was
sun-bathing, and the one fellow waved back at me so I know they were
looking ... this wasn't the same day the bible thumpers visited, but
nekkid is nekkid whatever the day.
Patricia
shi...@gmail.com
<ra...@pemtel.net> wrote:
>Well, you could ask the DEA folks ... I saw at least two sets of
>lenses the day their helicopter kept circling overhead when I was
>sun-bathing, and the one fellow waved back at me so I know they were
>looking ... this wasn't the same day the bible thumpers visited, but
>nekkid is nekkid whatever the day.
Did you wave back?
Patricia A. Shaffer
I waved first, when I saw the binoculars pointed at me; he waved back
... I figured one wave was enough. <g>
Larry Sheldon
I used to have a Console Manager (computer operator) who had been asked
to work something out to relieve the airspace congestion over her house.
But I thought (and think) it was a bad rap (or a come-on) because the
nudist club I belonged to was not far away.
Seth
Shmuel (Seymour J.) Metz <spam...@library.lspace.org.invalid> wrote:
>[3] I don't need to know; but if you have spammer hides drying in
> your garage I do need to know about that.
Please explain the need, and what fails if it isn't met.
Seth
Seth
sunnia <ligh...@gmail.com> wrote:
>The Expansion of the Universe in the Quran
Pigs expand by eating spammers.
Seth
Rev. Beergoggles
Damn, I missed out!!!!
--
RBG
SPUTUM UNIT LXIX
Shmuel (Seymour J.) Metz
at 01:44 AM, se...@panix.com (Seth) said:
>Please explain the need,
I'm short on gratification.
>what fails if it isn't met.
Joi de vivre.
Seth
Shmuel (Seymour J.) Metz <spam...@library.lspace.org.invalid> wrote:
> at 01:44 AM, se...@panix.com (Seth) said:
>
>>Please explain the need,
>
>I'm short on gratification.
>
>>what fails if it isn't met.
>
>Joi de vivre.
Oh, is that all. I thought you might have some book you wanted bound
in spammer-hide or something.
Seth
Shmuel (Seymour J.) Metz
at 03:26 PM, se...@panix.com (Seth) said:
>Oh, is that all. I thought you might have some book you wanted bound in
>spammer-hide or something.
I don't have a haz-mat license, but if you can do it safely, ...