I'm going to CRY IN THE BATHROOM ALL NIGHT!
iDRMRSR
For the first time since the Republican Party was formed, I became the oanly
membar of my family tree evar to cast a vote for a DEMOCRAT.
Yes, I crossed ovar to perform the Limbaugh Maneuvar. To ensure that the
battal between H and O continues some moar. If you can't defeat the enamy,
well, you CAN at least get them to shoot off moar boom-booms than necessary.
Also, I recalled that interest rates were about DOUBLE what they are today
through moast of the 90's. Gas was ONE THIRD THE PRICE. The NASDAQ was
TWICE what it is today. If I accidentally did something today to cause evan
a WHIFF of that to come back again...
And the best part was I felt like a HACKAR with full admin privaleges!
On the local leval, I was abal to vote against THIS guy...and THAT guy...and
THAT judge. My Republican vote doesn't have that powar!
Ahh, this CHANGE shit is some HEADY SUCCOR!
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Doc Martian
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HAH! I hope you voted for the Hildebeast! 4 years of her and the GOP will
get a 12 year stint. MANDATORY HEALTH CARE! MOVE OUR EMBASSY TO THE
INTERNATIONAL CITY OF JERUSALEM! FREE MARIJUANA FOR CAMPAIGN WORKERS WHO GET
THE AIDS! SHOCK TROOPS TO MAKE YOU HOLD TWO JOBS TO MAXIMIZE NATIONAL DEBT
REPAYMENT! NO GUNS FOR REPUBLICANS! MARTIAL LAW SO BILL WON'T CHEAT ON HER
AGIN! WESTERN STATES BACK TO MEXICO! UGLYASS CROSSEYED LIBERAL GIRLS WITH
PHEREMONE ASS CREAM! RUN AWAY!
Rev. Back It On Up 13
> "iDRMRSR" <idrm...@sssssubgenius.com> wrote in message
>
> - Show quoted text -
This is the funniest thing you've ever posted. I salute you.
Rev. Tom Sane
> I did something UNCLEAN in the voting booth today.
You're not supposed to do that with the voting machine levar.
scalpod
How many Chads are we gonna have to hang before you guys realize IT
JUST DON'T MATTER?!
Sheesh.
Still, good for you for bouncing back and forth between Dark Sides...
Stay limber, stay nimble - keep 'em guessing?!
nu-monet v9.0
>
> I did something UNCLEAN in the voting booth today.
>
This makes me feel better about not voting.
Even though Clones don't have the right to vote.
Or any other civil right for that matter.
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Zapanaz
On Tue, 4 Mar 2008 17:38:20 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
<idr...@sssssubgenius.com> wrote:
>HEADY SUCCOR
I'm going to pretend I think that was an accident.
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Rev. Ivan Stang
Hmmm. My comment when we passed in the halls of the polling place was
misplaced! Or mismeant! Mis-assumed anyway.
We/I had just finished doing the dirty deed when iDRMRSR walked in. He
said something like "I guess I might as well go do my civic duty" and
I said, "Sorry!" This would have been funnier to ME if iDRMRSR had
been doing what I EXPECTED.
But, in Cleveland Bluffs there is a REWARD for voting. As always on
Election Day, in this particular Citizen's Block, the Little Old
Ladies' Sewing and Hot Dog Making Brigade was up and running, and we
purchased our annual giant hot dogs with chili and onions. Trading
japes with the little old ladies who sell the hot dogs, and the other
little old ladies who are election volunteers, is the MAIN thing that
makes the whole charade worth doing. That and the hot dogs themselves.
The weather here is so nasty -- frozen rain -- that some voting places
in rural Ohio closed because they were FLOODED and the earnest voters
had to drive to other places, far away on treacherous roads! This will
certainly lead to suspicions further on down the line that Bush or
McCain or Hillary or Diebold or somebody can control the weather.
My driveway ALONE tried to kill me. It's Garbage Night so I was
hauling out our usual big sack of Kitchen and "Bob" trash, and the 6
little sacks of recycling crap. The bags and I merely GLIDED airily
down to the street, but when I tried to walk back uphill up my
driveway I found I could get NO TRACTION WHATSOEVAR and had to
"mountain-climb" up the yard to my porch and doorway.
The last time this sort of storm hit North Texas, when I lived in
Dallas, it killed 3/4 of the population. YOU PROBABLY NEVER EVEN HEARD
ABOUT IT!!
Princess Wei and I voted differently. It either means that one of us
is a racist and one is a sexist, or else it means that between the two
of us there isn't a racist or sexist bone in our bodies.
There is sometimes however a bone between our bodies. But that is
usually a temporary state.
revChuckKey
>
> Yes, I crossed ovar to perform the Limbaugh Maneuvar.
I thought the "Limbaugh Maneuver" was when you send your maid to pick
up your brown paper bag full of oxycontin?
iDRMRSR
said something like "I guess I might as well go do my civic duty" and
I said, "Sorry!" This would have been funnier to ME if iDRMRSR had
been doing what I EXPECTED.
<<
Actually, I had gone there to do JUST WHAT your comment would have applied
to. But I asked for a sign from "Bob" as to who to vote for as I drove into
the Slicedice Towars parking lot. And honestly, this happaned:
The oanly (legal, non-handicapped) parking place an acceptable iDRMRSR
walking distance from the polling place was between a snow bank and this
vary odd looking mini-car. Now the iDRMRSR mini-SUV has allwheeldrive so I
can park it anywheres that requires anything less than a 45 degree tilt. I
hate walking so much that in fact I did park there, at about 37 degrees tilt
on the right, the snow lifting the passengar side up.
Which allowed me to see INTO the mini-car. It was a neon blue thing, kind
of like one of those new-fangaled SMART cars. Of a type UNSEEN in these
parts. I considared this a sign.
In the back, there were TWO HILLARY poastars!!! In that momant, I KNEW what
I had to do. If I was going to throw my vote away, I now knew "Bob" planted
that idea in that unusual CLOWN CAR. It had to be THE sign, as I don't
expect "Bob" to actually take my HAND and mark the ballot for me.
If the ownar of an all-electric mini-car (which is prolly the oanly type of
vehical you will see on the roads in about two years) had the foresight to
first BUY a mini-electric clown car (the oanliest one in these parts yet),
and second SUPPORT THE TWATWAFFAL, how was I to not considar this a great
OMEN?
Hence your comment "Sorry" was right on up until THE TIMELINE ITSELF FORKED,
and the timeline with iDRMRSR voting for McCain ceased. And how were you to
know which timeline we were in!!!
BTW, once again I am jealas of you and Princess Wei. As good an eatar and
findar of delicias things as I am, there are numeras occasians when YOU AND
WEI end up with something MOAR DELICIAS than I was abal to find!
I ended up going to Slave's to buy the makings for garlic baloney
sandwiches. This is because of something I read on the net earliar in the
day about how some woman can make it all up to her husband just by serving
him a GARLIC BALONEY SANDWICH. They had been married quite some time, long
enuff apparantly so that the baloney trumped the usual BJ of consolatian.
Now I get to stay up all night waiting for our oan FUCKED UP COUNTY to
finish mangling the vote once again.
Maybe by Novembar I will remembar the old ladies' weinars, too, if they
serve them next year. That is extent of my hope for the next electian.
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nenslo
<dfcce078-ec1b-491b...@e60g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <st...@subgenius.com> wrote:
> The last time this sort of storm hit North Texas, when I lived in
> Dallas, it killed 3/4 of the population. YOU PROBABLY NEVER EVEN HEARD
> ABOUT IT!!
Well, it was Texans, so no. If it had been salmon or elk it would have
been all over the news.
Rev. Ivan Stang
That or a hot pastrami sandwich. But... can one not merely spread
shredded garlic across the bread of the baloney sandwich? Or does the
baloney have to be garlicized from the get-go for it to eclipse even
the BJ?
>
> Now I get to stay up all night waiting for our oan FUCKED UP COUNTY to
> finish mangling the vote once again.
>
> Maybe by Novembar I will remembar the old ladies' weinars, too, if they
> serve them next year. That is extent of my hope for the next electian.
At first I thought this was you:
http://www.newsnet5.com/politics/15486289/detail.html
It's because of you and Rush that YOU are gonna have to hear about
Hillary for another 6 months, if not FOREVAR!
This morning Princess Wei was supposed to get up and leave an hour
early so she could drive all the way across the city in these
hideously treacherous conditions TO ATTEND A CLASS ABOUT JOB AND ROAD
SAFETY.
I woke up early too (!!!) and when I saw the 2 inches of ice on
everything I suggested she call in and say she didn't want to die
trying to reach a class on safety. She did so and the other lady
involved said "same here." Meanwhile it took me about 15 minutes to
hack just the windshield free of ice. (We have a garage but it's full
of her mom's car and all the zines of the 1980s. I am about to invest
in a BIG SHED.) She still drove in to work downtown after her boss
told her St. Clair was clair enough to drive on.
Her boss is one of the guys who decides how bad the Cleveland weather
will be CONSIDERED each day!
I am so glad I ran all my errands yesterday, including the deadly
KINKOS RUN. We are down to maybe 10 Ordainment Packs, which would last
about TWO DAYS except that, praise "Bob," most orders that came in
yesterday or today were for WEIRD, OFF-BRAND items that are hardly
ever ordered, like:
(1) 6X-Day DVD -- $19.95
(1) 5X-Day DVD -- $19.95
(1) Bad DoktorsCD -- $14.95
(1) INWO SubGenius -- $16.95 (LIMITED SUPPLY OF THIS OUT-OF-PRINT 100-
CARD SET, FOLKS!)
Item Name: Dobbshead Sticker
Quantity: 2
Item Name: Club No VHS
Quantity: 1
Item Name: Dobbsedeliasteses DVD Set
Quantity: 1
etc.
Rev. Back It On Up 13
> They had been married quite some time, long
> > enuff apparantly so that the baloney trumped the usual BJ of consolatian.
Sifu and I have had lengthy discussions of this very phenomenon - the
turning point in a relationship or in the life span of a healthy
person where a sangwich finally becomes more appealing than physical
affection. We have observed that there is usually a long span of time
where sangwiches gradually increase in attractiveness, but there is
that one moment where a choice is made - bone? or baloney? - and from
that point on there is no turning back.
Luckily he feels it is many years to come before he heeds the siren
song of the salami & provolone temptress, but I've seen him really
enjoy a sangwich from time to time and it makes me do a bit of soul
searching every time I see it.
Thus, "I still love you more than a sangwich" is pretty much one of
the most romantic things one person can say to another, as it
acknowledges the inevitable future doom when the sangwich will win,
but for now, it's all you baby.
The Sicker Vicar
I thought it was when you borrowed your friend's Viagra prescription
to visit the clubs in the Dominican Republic that provide young boys
to those with black Amex cards.
And it was a cigar box. He filled it with cash, and told her to come
back with it filled with pills. I guess he figured she can't count.
Fucking misanthrope is even demeaning to his drug mules.
Leonard the Committed
with all our presidential elections, I went with who would do the least
harm if elected. So I went with McCain even tho every libbril hair on my
body stood right up and told me not to give in.
scalpod
wrote:
Vote Cthulhu - why choose the lesser evil?!
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