Being A SubGenius Minister Is No Fun Anymore!
Rev. 11D Meow!
Enjoy your pedophile relationship with those ass holes in
alt.religion.scientology. They make me puke in your socks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand
er, uh, no, this BLACK HAND!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233351
well, not this one either, but closer...
http://investigation.discovery.com/videos/american-gangster-the-black-hand.html
Tater Gumfries
> I am joining THE BLACK HAND from now on.
Says here, Obama was in the black hand. Guess you could be to, if you
can pass the driving test.
Tater
SusietheFloozie
mafia where some woman is dragged into a closet and her blouse is
pulled open to reveal a white slip, and this unseen assailant grabs
her tit and leaves a black handprint on her boob as a threat. I don't
recall the title of the film, but that scene stayed with me. I mean,
was he waiting in there with this black paint on his hand, trying to
keep it from drying, until the bitch happened by? Was there some black
streak up the side of his nose where he absently scratched an itch?
Was that stuff all over his dick later? And maybe did he run out of
the tenement into the streets, where he encountered his future father-
in-law with whom he shook gooey hands, and hilarity ensued?
I'll never know. I can't remember the name of the film.
But you know, I hear JoeCosby's in the Black Gland.
Or he has one, or something.
Jonathon Barbera
wrote:
>Being A SubGenius Minister Is No Fun Anymore!
The $30 would have been better spent on used books by L. Ron Hubbard
on the subjects of Dianetics and Scientology.
(That is what "Bob" spent your donations on.)
Governor Rocknar
wrote:
Here's another Scientology LIE!
The COS doesn't allow used Scientology books to be sold. This is why
they go after used book stores and yard sales and prosecute them to
the fullest extent of the law.
Rev Norle Enturbulata, DTS, COD, SPx
"Governor Rocknar" <Governo...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:d689bf33-4c71-4b45...@s15g2000yqs.googlegroups.com...
On Jul 26, 2:42 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
wrote:
> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:34:48 -0700, Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn>
> wrote:
>
> >Being A SubGenius Minister Is No Fun Anymore!
>
> The $30 would have been better spent on used books by L. Ron Hubbard
> on the subjects of Dianetics and Scientology.
>
> (That is what "Bob" spent your donations on.)
>Here's another Scientology LIE!
>The COS doesn't allow used Scientology books to be sold.
Actually you are incorrect, Gov. The cult's drones used to go to places
like B.Dalton's for example, and buy copies of "Dianetics" that were then
re-sold back to the book stores, some with their own stickers already on
them!
http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/dianetics-not-best-seller.htm
Jonathon Barbera
Bullshit. I buy used Scientology materials from Amazon.com all the
time.
Try it sometime.
Zapanaz
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wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the
genitals. Why'd you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to
accentuate his ears?
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SusietheFloozie
Somewhere in all my stuff, I have a spiral-bound book which I found it
at a thrift store for fifty cents--and it is the most insidious book
in my collection. Why? It's an inside guide for Scientologist
auditors, and it is quite elucidating. It tells how to string along
auditees and how to keep them coming back for more, in order to milk
the most money out of them. I found it at a thrift store for fifty
cents.
Rest assured that when it turns up, I'll be transcribing it right onto
alt.slack for all of us to laugh at and ridicule.
HA.
HA.
HA.
Jonathon Barbera
Well done on the fifty cent purchase!
I am interested to find out which book you have.
Zapanaz
well here's a link
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Don't you?
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Barbara Schwarz
--
Barbara Schwarz
Phil Scott defames L. Ron Hubbard by fabricating the worst kind of
stuff about him.
That's why I don't talk anymore to Phil Scott. He is obsessed with
satan crap and defamation.
--
Tilman Joerg Hausherr, from Berlin, Siemens employee webs defamation
on me that he and Korey Jerome Kruse aka Simkatu and
other socks scribbled once on Wikipedia:
http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/media-newsroom/tilman-hausherr/
http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/media-newsroom/tilman-hausherr/
http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/intolerance-hate/whistle-blowers/the-clearwater-letters/tilman-hausherr/
http://bernie.cncfamily.com/sc/kids.htm#Debate_with_Tilman_Hausherr
http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Hausherr&btnG=Google+Search&domains=BERNIE.CNCFAMILY.COM&sitesearch=BERNIE.CNCFAMILY.COM
http://www.alarmgermany.org/tilman.htm
http://cyber-stalker-korey-jerome-kruse.blogspot.com/
http://phorums.com.au/archive/index.php/t-156307.html
Zapanaz
<BarbaraSc...@excite.com> wrote:
>If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
>
if indeed!
I was having if indeed just was more than myself over here anyway!
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Nasarudin was starving at one point when he passed through a village and heard that a wealthy landowner was dying.
"I am a doctor," he said to the villagers. "Take me to his bedside."
Once there, he felt the old man's pulse and asked for a meal of fresh bread, fresh goat cheese, and ripe grapes. The servants brought them and left. Nasarudin ate the repast and prayed for the old man.
Just as he was leaving the village, his patient died.
"Your remedy gave the opposite result," the villagers complained.
"Be thankful," replied Nasarudin. "If it weren't for my remedy, two would have died instead of one."
:: Currently listening to String Quartet in D major - Allegretto - Allegro, 1797, by Haydn, from "Haydn String Quartets - Amadeus Quartet"
Lord Cyclohexane
Obi Wan SODDI
"Lord Cyclohexane" <LordCyc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:49f4c95b-f7aa-4308...@w41g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
> I'm sure his rectal-breach-birth was less than fun, though.
He a KY Jelly babby.
Lord Cyclohexane
> "Lord Cyclohexane" <LordCyclohex...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:49f4c95b-f7aa-4308...@w41g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
>
> > I'm sure his rectal-breach-birth was less than fun, though.
>
> He a KY Jelly babby.
Hao is KY Jelly-baby formed?
Obi Wan SODDI
They need to do way instain Elrons who have KY Jell babby.
Rev. Diva Schematic
> If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
That's what they want you to think.
Governor Rocknar
wrote:
> If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
>
> --
> Barbara Schwarz
>
> Phil Scott defames L. Ron Hubbard by fabricating the worst kind of
> stuff about him.
> That's why I don't talk anymore to Phil Scott. He is obsessed with
> satan crap and defamation.
>
Phil Scott is actually Barbara Schwarz!
Laurence St. Dubois
If he having Lots of Fun over there, too?
Jonathon Barbera
<http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:31:12 -0700 (PDT), Barbara Schwarz
><BarbaraSc...@excite.com> wrote:
>
>>If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
>>
>
>if indeed!
>
>I was having if indeed just was more than myself over here anyway!
No. We have it more fun here if you are over there.
But after you read Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought by L. Ron
Hubbard, we can invite you to here.
I've read it twice. I was not afraid of it, though.
:P
Jonathon Barbera
We welcome your doubt. Look for yourself.
Gregory Hall
news:f4af1ea3-fc39-4b3d...@v20g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
Children consider "fun" a high priority. "Fun" is a rather immature pursuit.
"Fun" is frivolity. "Fun" is hedonistic and immature.
Grown-ups value work and productivity above fun. For a child fun is the
cake. For adults fun is only the icing on the cake.
--
Gregory Hall
Zapanaz
<greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>"Fun" is hedonistic and immature.
Thank you for being our moral rudder, we were sadly lacking one.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
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"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the
job is underestimating."
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Gregory Hall
message news:o3eu65tb1q3jprceu...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:32:23 -0400, "Gregory Hall"
> <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>
>>"Fun" is hedonistic and immature.
>
> Thank you for being our moral rudder, we were sadly lacking one.
>
Moral compass, you twit. Not moral rudder.
--
Gregory Hall
Zapanaz
<greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com> wrote in
>message news:o3eu65tb1q3jprceu...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:32:23 -0400, "Gregory Hall"
>> <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>
>>>"Fun" is hedonistic and immature.
>>
>> Thank you for being our moral rudder, we were sadly lacking one.
>>
>
>
>Moral compass, you twit. Not moral rudder.
My morals are all in back. I am an alt.slack soddomite, after all.
--
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if I wanted to really connect with my culture, I'd paint myself blue, get
a raging hardon and go steal me some goddamn cows.
- Saint Bubba
:: Currently listening to Sentir Solo, 2005, by Altaf Gnawa Group, from "Gnawa Music from Morocco"
Barbara Schwarz
> >If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
>
> if indeed!
>
> I was having if indeed just was more than myself over here anyway!
See, what fun you are suddenly having? Before, you just were whining
and hiding behind Satan's three hairs.
Barbara Schwarz
--
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialisthttp://joecosby.com/
Barbara Schwarz
You is they?
Barbara Schwarz
--
Barbara Schwarz
wrote:
What a crap.
Barbara Schwarz
--
Phil Scott defames L. Ron Hubbard by fabricating the worst kind of
stuff about him.
That's why I don't talk anymore to Phil Scott. He is obsessed with
satan crap and defamation.
--
Barbara Schwarz
> "Barbara Schwarz" <BarbaraSchwarz2...@excite.com> wrote in message
What's your cake then?
Barbara Schwarz
--
Steve Thompson
Nice links, but I wonder whether you have your own web site where I
might read even more of your devastating prose.
Regards,
Steve
--
Stupid SF Idea #84627: suborbital ballistic passenger transport.
Gregory Hall
On Jul 28, 12:32 pm, "Gregory Hall" <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
> "Barbara Schwarz" <BarbaraSchwarz2...@excite.com> wrote in message
>
> news:f4af1ea3-fc39-4b3d...@v20g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>
> > If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
>
> Children consider "fun" a high priority. "Fun" is a rather immature
> pursuit.
> "Fun" is frivolity. "Fun" is hedonistic and immature.
>
> Grown-ups value work and productivity above fun. For a child fun is the
> cake. For adults fun is only the icing on the cake.
>
> --
> Gregory Hall
:: What's your cake then?
Are you asking what is my work?
My favorite cakes are 1) German Chocolate Cake, 2) Boston Cream Pie - they
call it pie but it's really cake, 3)Tres Leche. (Cuban for three milk cake)
You are my favorite cupcake. :-)
--
Gregory Hall
--
Gregory Hall
Rev. Richard Skull
wrote:
> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 12:14:41 -0700 (PDT), Governor Rocknar
>
>
>
>
>
> <GovernorRock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Jul 26, 2:42 pm, Jonathon Barbera <jonathonbarb...@ispname.net>
> >wrote:
> >> On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 01:34:48 -0700, Rev. 11D Meow! <Ji...@Crack.corn>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> >Being A SubGenius Minister Is No Fun Anymore!
>
> >> The $30 would have been better spent on used books by L. Ron Hubbard
> >> on the subjects of Dianetics and Scientology.
>
> >> (That is what "Bob" spent your donations on.)
>
> >Here's another Scientology LIE!
>
> >The COS doesn't allow used Scientology books to be sold. This is why
> >they go after used book stores and yard sales and prosecute them to
> >the fullest extent of the law.
>
> Bullshit. I buy used Scientology materials from Amazon.com all the
> time.
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
I'd rather spen my money on something useful, like a Shatner Greatest
Hit CD, or Sony Bono sings John Denver
Barbara Schwarz
> "Barbara Schwarz" <BarbaraSchwarz2...@excite.com> wrote in message
>
> news:ab88f95f-6f9f-4586...@i6g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
> On Jul 28, 12:32 pm, "Gregory Hall" <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
>
> > "Barbara Schwarz" <BarbaraSchwarz2...@excite.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:f4af1ea3-fc39-4b3d...@v20g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>
> > > If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
>
> > Children consider "fun" a high priority. "Fun" is a rather immature
> > pursuit.
> > "Fun" is frivolity. "Fun" is hedonistic and immature.
>
> > Grown-ups value work and productivity above fun. For a child fun is the
> > cake. For adults fun is only the icing on the cake.
>
> > --
> > Gregory Hall
>
> :: What's your cake then?
>
> Are you asking what is my work?
>
> My favorite cakes are 1) German Chocolate Cake, 2) Boston Cream Pie - they
> call it pie but it's really cake, 3)Tres Leche. (Cuban for three milk cake)
>
> You are my favorite cupcake. :-)
>
> --
> Gregory Hall
>
> --
> Gregory Hall
You posted that fun for an adult is just the icing on the cake.
If fun is just the icing, what's the cake made of?
BTW, That headline is nonsense. Being a Scientologists is a lot of
responsibility, many years of studies and hard and not any time soon
ending work - but that never scared me away.
Barbara Schwarz
Gregory Hall
<trimmed some>
>
> You posted that fun for an adult is just the icing on the cake.
> If fun is just the icing, what's the cake made of?
Oh, I thought I said that when I said work and productivity is the cake for
an adult. In other words, a real adult feels like it's a waste of time just
having fun. A real adult likes a little fun after finishing some important
job and doing it well. Fun is a reward for a job well done.
You know I think a lightbulb just went on in my fertile mind. Perhaps most
of the ex-Scientologists who hang around here defaming Scientology in
particular and religion in general are immature types who thought
Scientology was just going to be a lot of "fun." When they found out how
much work it was and how productive they were expected to be they balked and
cut and ran (you call it 'blowing?") In other words, they were a bunch of
lazy immature personalities who, when challenged with adult tasks, just
couldn't cope so now they run around trying to defame Scientology in a vain
but failed attempt to bolster their self-esteem because they refuse to admit
to their own personal failure as adults. I can't help noticing this failing
to be adult is a common theme with respect to the many extremists on the
Religious Freedom Watch website. And even some people who are not there such
as Monica Pignotti who quit Scientology did so because it was just too much
of a challenge for them.
>
> BTW, That headline is nonsense. Being a Scientologists is a lot of
>responsibility, many years of studies and hard and not any time soon
> ending work - but that never scared me away.
Monica Pignotti couldn't handle it, for instance, but it seems she had what
it takes to get a Master's degree and might even have a Ph.D. or is close to
getting one. It sounds like for some people Scientology can be more
challenging than getting a Doctorate.
What level OT did you achieve, Barbara?
--
Gregory Hall
Unclaimed Mysteries
> Barbara Schwarz
>
> Phil Scott defames L. Ron Hubbard by fabricating the worst kind of
> stuff about him.
> That's why I don't talk anymore to Phil Scott. He is obsessed with
> satan crap and defamation.
>
"Bob" founded a UFO Death Cult which never delivers on its promises.
"Bob" failed to hoodwink enough gullible suckers to perpetuate the cult
on its own. That's why the annual Brushwood NY Organ Harvest and Rave
continues long after the original "cult best used by" date of 1998.
Followers of "Bob" have only a limited number of jargon words such as
"pink" and "slack" to make themselves sound like they posess Special
Knowledge. The leading name brand cult has redefined the English
language to the point where their members speak in an incomprehensible
yet hypnotic gibberish 24/7.
"Bob" keyed my truck. Reason enough to kill him at least twice right there.
Pick up on it.
--
It Came From Corry Lee Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Laurence St. Dubois
"Unclaimed Mysteries" <theLetterKandt...@unclaimedmysteries.net>
wrote in message news:h4ocq4$24s$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
"Bob" comes out from underneath the bed when the lights are out and it's
time to go to sleep.
Zapanaz
Doc Martian and Fredric Rice are the way they are because of "Bob".
That bastard.
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- Santayana
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henri
<theLetterKandt...@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:
>"Bob" founded a UFO Death Cult which never delivers on its promises.
That's a goddamn lie and in fact "Bob" once delivered a pound of
heroin and a bunch of syringes to me personally, as well as a large
cache of Communist pornography. So how dare you say this shit about
"Bob," who never failed to deliver any illegal drugs or pornography
when he promised to. You sick fucks. You diseased bastards.
Douche Bagelow
> "Barbara Schwarz" <BarbaraSchwarz2...@excite.com> wrote in message
>
> news:a60e1113-2aa0-450d...@a13g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> <trimmed some>
> > You posted that fun for an adult is just the icing on the cake.
> > If fun is just the icing, what's the cake made of?
>
Rev. Diva Schematic
> On Jul 28, 2:15 am, "Rev. Diva Schematic"
> <divaschema...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>> Barbara Schwarz wrote:
>>> If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
>> That's what they want you to think.
>
>
> You is they?
Exactly.
Rev. Diva Schematic
All I see is cross-posted moaning bullshit from your brethren every
other day, bemoaning how hard Scientologists have got it, because people
don't like them. Doesn't sound like a barrel of laughs to me.
Agent Wiggs
news:qcqdnbhsJoBzK_LX...@giganews.com...
"Bob" steals mothers. He stole mine, flung her over his shoulder in a
burlap sack, so he did!
--
Noli nothi permittere te terere.
RastaBillyBob
<agent'donewithspam'wi...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
> "Laurence St. Dubois" <smok...@mirror.com> wrote in messagenews:qcqdnbhsJoBzK_LX...@giganews.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Unclaimed Mysteries"
> > <theLetterKandtheNumeral4-...@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote in message
"Bob" cashed out my life insurance policy, claiming that eternal
salivation was worth more than money to me. Now, I salivate regularly,
in impoverished squalor.
Jommy Cross
<jonatho...@ispname.net> wrote in msg
<cu9u65h7uilats3r4...@4ax.com>:
Ah, the Fundamentals of Thought. What a laugh riot that one is.
Is Scientology Valid ?
Tens of thousands of case histories (reports on persons who have been
processed, individual records) all sworn to (attested before public
officials), are in the possession of the organizations of Scientology. No
other subject on earth except physics and chemistry has had such gruelling
testing (proofs, exact findings).
L Ron Hubbard, Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought, 1956
I'm afraid of anyone who swallows that stuff.
Incident zero: Ron trolled you
Ever yours in fandom,
Jommy Cross
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> "Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?f...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> > On Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:32:23 -0400, "Gregory Hall"
> > <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
> >>"Fun" is hedonistic and immature.
>
> > Thank you for being our moral rudder, we were sadly lacking one.
>
> Moral compass, you twit. Not moral rudder.
No, you twit, I got what Zapanaz meant, even if it was over *your*
overly-indoctrinated head. I'm not surprised he zinged you so
effectively--I'm surprised no one else has rubbed your ignorant nose
into your own shit. I missed it myself I've been skipping these boring
scientofag threads. So...
Prepare to get a it-rubbed nose, schmuck:
Moral compass/moral rudder--A *compass* essentially makes a
suggestion, advising you which direction to go, and then you make a
willful choice; a "rudder" steers you there, however willing or
unwilling you are about it. And that's the difference between us--
fundamental, established, hardwired. SubGeniuses aren't straitjacketed
by our faith, and that drives you fucking BATSHIT, doesn't it?
I LIKE my free will, as do the rest of my people. Or religion is a
beautifully flexible one which fits each of us like a unique glove,
perfectly adaptable and individualistic. It's sadly pathetic that
you've lost your free will and individuality, and the fact that you
bleat about it in public so vociferously only points out the
fundamental lackings in your own, ah, "philosophy."
So there you go, you fucking twit. Gregory Hall is a twit! Gregory
Hall is an ignorant twit! Gregory Hall is a bleating, pathetic, lost,
ignorant fucking twit!
Ah, there. I believe that settles that score.
Okay, rave on, you irrepressible assholes...!
Rev. Susie the Floozie
Dr. LoBotomy
> On Jul 28, 6:39 pm, "Gregory Hall" <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
>> "Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?f...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>> > On Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:32:23 -0400, "Gregory Hall"
>> > <gregh...@home.fake> wrote:
>> >>"Fun" is hedonistic and immature.
>>
>> > Thank you for being our moral rudder, we were sadly lacking one.
>>
>> Moral compass, you twit. Not moral rudder.
>
> No, you twit, I got what Zapanaz meant, even if it was over *your*
> overly-indoctrinated head. I'm not surprised he zinged you so
> effectively--I'm surprised no one else has rubbed your ignorant nose
> into your own shit. I missed it myself I've been skipping these boring
> scientofag threads. So...
If you're a scientologist, it helps to be ironically challenged.
Zapanaz
<revsusiet...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Moral compass/moral rudder--A *compass* essentially makes a
>suggestion, advising you which direction to go, and then you make a
>willful choice; a "rudder" steers you there, however willing or
>unwilling you are about it. And that's the difference between us--
>fundamental, established, hardwired. SubGeniuses aren't straitjacketed
>by our faith, and that drives you fucking BATSHIT, doesn't it?
Plus a rudder is stuck fast to your backside and you can't shake it
off. I thought that was a good metaphor for Greg Hall too.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
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Zapanaz
<theLetterKandt...@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote:
"Bob" once farted inside every elevator in New York City in the space
of a single day. Because he's an anal ventriloquist, he always made
it look like somebody else's fault.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
ive got patience. and science to back me up
Rev. Back It On Up 13
> ive got patience. and science to back me up
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
"Bob" switched the labels on all my spice jars to ruin my marinara on
Christmas Eve. That is because "Bob" hates Jesus, and eschews the
traditional Birth of the Savior Tomato Sauce that the ancient Italians
of Bethlehem made on that fateful night in 1 BC.
Anonology
I fixed it back... i like this title much better... it's more truthier
Gregory Hall
news:0ae116cf-6c9e-47ac...@g31g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> I fixed it back... i like this title much better... it's more truthier
IAWTP!
--
Gregory Hall
Zapanaz
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Lorenzo St. Dubois
"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
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Better.
Gregory Hall
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Best!
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Zapanaz
She agrees completely with you
http://images.heaven666.org/p/2/wierd-mutant-midget.jpg
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Another day the King read a poem he had composed and asked for Nasarudin's opinion. "I don't like it," said the Mulla.
The king became angry and ordered Nasarudin to be put in prison.
The following week the King summoned Nasarudin and read him another poem. "What do you think of this one?" he asked.
Nasarudin got to his feet.
"Where are you going?" asked the King.
"To the prison," answered Nasarudin.
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Gregory Hall
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> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:32:43 -0400, "Gregory Hall"
> <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>
>>"Lorenzo St. Dubois" <smo...@mirror.com> wrote in message
>>news:mbOdnV4WI60_Ie3X...@giganews.com...
>>>
>>> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
>>> news:30mv8g....@news.alt.net...
>>>> "Anonology" <shroom...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:0ae116cf-6c9e-47ac...@g31g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
>>>>
>>>>> I fixed it back... i like this title much better... it's more truthier
>>>>
>>>> IAWTP!
>>>
>>> Better.
>>
>>Best!
>
> She agrees completely with you
>
> http://images.heaven666.org/p/2/wierd-mutant-midget.jpg
>
Yuck! Looks like one of those gay soddomites who get fake boobs and take
estrogen to grow big breasts. All so they can have more anal sex. He/She is
going directly to the Lava Lakes real soon. He/She won't pass Go, won't
collect 200 dollars, won't hold a "get out of jail free" card. There are
just no limits to the depravity of some people.
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Gregory Hall
Lorenzo St. Dubois
Lorenzo St. Dubois
"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote
> Yuck! Looks like one of those gay soddomites who get fake boobs and take
> estrogen to grow big breasts. All so they can have more anal sex.
Scientology is scam cult of homophobes!
Thsi proves what I've suspected all along. Scientology dupes unhappy gay men
and women into their cult, promising to "cure" them of their homosexuality
(for a good portion of their income) and provide the poor gays a "beard"
(Nicole Kidman, Kelly Preston, Katey whatever-the-fuck-her-name-is).
Zapanaz
<greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com> wrote in
>message news:5eg1755nvd47rb864...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:32:43 -0400, "Gregory Hall"
>> <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>
>>>"Lorenzo St. Dubois" <smo...@mirror.com> wrote in message
>>>news:mbOdnV4WI60_Ie3X...@giganews.com...
>>>>
>>>> "Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
>>>> news:30mv8g....@news.alt.net...
>>>>> "Anonology" <shroom...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:0ae116cf-6c9e-47ac...@g31g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> I fixed it back... i like this title much better... it's more truthier
>>>>>
>>>>> IAWTP!
>>>>
>>>> Better.
>>>
>>>Best!
>>
>> She agrees completely with you
>>
>> http://images.heaven666.org/p/2/wierd-mutant-midget.jpg
>>
>
>Yuck! Looks like one of those gay soddomites who get fake boobs and take
>estrogen to grow big breasts. All so they can have more anal sex. He/She is
>going directly to the Lava Lakes real soon. He/She won't pass Go, won't
>collect 200 dollars, won't hold a "get out of jail free" card. There are
>just no limits to the depravity of some people.
I'm guessing that is a birth defect, Mr. Moral Compass
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MEXICANS BACK TO CHINA!
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Pisces
> >"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?f...@mindspring.com> wrote in
> >messagenews:5eg1755nvd47rb864...@4ax.com...
> >> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:32:43 -0400, "Gregory Hall"
>
> >>>"Lorenzo St. Dubois" <smok...@mirror.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:mbOdnV4WI60_Ie3X...@giganews.com...
>
> >>>> "Gregory Hall" <gregh...@home.fake> wrote in message
> >>>>news:30mv8g....@news.alt.net...
> >>>>> "Anonology" <shroomiga...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>news:0ae116cf-6c9e-47ac...@g31g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
>
> >>>>>> I fixed it back... i like this title much better... it's more truthier
>
> >>>>> IAWTP!
>
> >>>> Better.
>
> >>>Best!
>
> >> She agrees completely with you
>
> >>http://images.heaven666.org/p/2/wierd-mutant-midget.jpg
>
> >Yuck! Looks like one of those gay soddomites who get fake boobs and take
> >estrogen to grow big breasts. All so they can have more anal sex. He/She is
> >going directly to the Lava Lakes real soon. He/She won't pass Go, won't
> >collect 200 dollars, won't hold a "get out of jail free" card. There are
> >just no limits to the depravity of some people.
>
> I'm guessing that is a birth defect, Mr. Moral Compass
>
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> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> MEXICANS BACK TO CHINA!
>
> :: Currently listening to Little Red Rooster, 1965, by The Rolling Stones/Brian Jones, from "The Rolling Stones, Now!"
Abortion would have fixed it.
Lets use this image as proof of our need to keep aborting fucked up
fetuses so they dont have to suffer to life.
Jesus would want it that way.
Rev. Richard Skull
> "Unclaimed Mysteries" <theLetterKandtheNumeral4-...@unclaimedmysteries.net>
> wrote in messagenews:h4ocq4$24s$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> >> Phil Scott defames L. Ron Hubbard by fabricating the worst kind of
> >> stuff about him.
> >> That's why I don't talk anymore to Phil Scott. He is obsessed with
> >> satan crap and defamation.
>
> > "Bob" founded a UFO Death Cult which never delivers on its promises.
>
> > "Bob" failed to hoodwink enough gullible suckers to perpetuate the cult on
> > its own. That's why the annual Brushwood NY Organ Harvest and Rave
> > continues long after the original "cult best used by" date of 1998.
>
> > Followers of "Bob" have only a limited number of jargon words such as
> > "pink" and "slack" to make themselves sound like they posess Special
> > Knowledge. The leading name brand cult has redefined the English language
> > to the point where their members speak in an incomprehensible yet hypnotic
> > gibberish 24/7.
>
> > "Bob" keyed my truck. Reason enough to kill him at least twice right
> > there.
>
> > Pick up on it.
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
"Bob" will also cum in Greg Halls mouth even after he promised he
wouldn't
Rev. Richard Skull
>
> - Show quoted text -
"Bob" also molested your weiner
Zapanaz
wrote:
>Abortion would have fixed it.
>
>Lets use this image as proof of our need to keep aborting fucked up
>fetuses so they dont have to suffer to life.
>Jesus would want it that way.
Also anybody with big boobs is a soddomite and will burn in hell
forever.
Christianity: The Religion of Love
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Gregory Hall
> I'm guessing that is a birth defect, Mr. Moral Compass
You'd be guessing wrong. It's one of them transsexual deviants. Born a man
but turning into a woman via drugs and surgery. There's a big industry these
days creating these freaks.
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Gregory Hall
Zapanaz
So you think this deviated prevert
http://images.heaven666.org/p/2/wierd-mutant-midget.jpg
also had his arms removed?
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Gregory Hall
> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:38:21 -0400, "Gregory Hall"
> <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>
>>"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com> wrote in
>>message news:0mh175h2nnhnnlkss...@4ax.com...
>>> I'm guessing that is a birth defect, Mr. Moral Compass
>>
>>
>>You'd be guessing wrong. It's one of them transsexual deviants. Born a man
>>but turning into a woman via drugs and surgery. There's a big industry
>>these
>>days creating these freaks.
>
> So you think this deviated prevert
>
> http://images.heaven666.org/p/2/wierd-mutant-midget.jpg
>
> also had his arms removed?
Can you say, "Photoshopped?" But, even if it were authentic, what does
being a double amputee have to do with having breasts and a penis at the
same time?
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Gregory Hall
Zapanaz
<greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com> wrote in
>message news:6mk175587oh8du3d5...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:38:21 -0400, "Gregory Hall"
>> <greg...@home.fake> wrote:
>>
>>>"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl?foo=@mindspring.com> wrote in
>>>message news:0mh175h2nnhnnlkss...@4ax.com...
>>>> I'm guessing that is a birth defect, Mr. Moral Compass
>>>
>>>
>>>You'd be guessing wrong. It's one of them transsexual deviants. Born a man
>>>but turning into a woman via drugs and surgery. There's a big industry
>>>these
>>>days creating these freaks.
>>
>> So you think this deviated prevert
>>
>> http://images.heaven666.org/p/2/wierd-mutant-midget.jpg
>>
>> also had his arms removed?
>
>Can you say, "Photoshopped?" But, even if it were authentic, what does
>being a double amputee have to do with having breasts and a penis at the
>same time?
So you see a picture of a female midget with no arms, and your first
assumption is that it is actually a male transvestite which has been
photoshopped to have the arms removed?
Sure, that makes perfect sense to me.
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Jonathon Barbera
<divasc...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>Jonathon Barbera wrote:
>> On Tue, 28 Jul 2009 08:15:53 +0100, "Rev. Diva Schematic"
>> <divasc...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Barbara Schwarz wrote:
>>>> If have a lot more fun over here than you over there.
>>> That's what they want you to think.
>>
>>
>> We welcome your doubt. Look for yourself.
>>
>
>All I see is cross-posted moaning bullshit from your brethren every
>other day, bemoaning how hard Scientologists have got it, because people
>don't like them. Doesn't sound like a barrel of laughs to me.
You got it backwards. 95% of our regulars posters are
anti-Scientologists. They moan over how hard it is to hate
Scientology.
Paul Jamison
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On Jul 29, 6:16 am, "Agent Wiggs"
<agent'donewithspam'wi...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
> "Laurence St. Dubois" <smok...@mirror.com> wrote in
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>
>
>
> > "Unclaimed Mysteries"
> > <theLetterKandtheNumeral4-...@unclaimedmysteries.net> wrote in message
> >news:h4ocq4$24s$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>
>
> >>> Phil Scott defames L. Ron Hubbard by fabricating the worst kind of
> >>> stuff about him.
> >>> That's why I don't talk anymore to Phil Scott. He is obsessed with
> >>> satan crap and defamation.
>
> >> "Bob" founded a UFO Death Cult which never delivers on its promises.
>
> >> "Bob" failed to hoodwink enough gullible suckers to perpetuate the
> >> cult on its own. That's why the annual Brushwood NY Organ Harvest and
> >> Rave continues long after the original "cult best used by" date of
> >> 1998.
>
> >> Followers of "Bob" have only a limited number of jargon words such as
> >> "pink" and "slack" to make themselves sound like they posess Special
> >> Knowledge. The leading name brand cult has redefined the English
> >> language to the point where their members speak in an
> >> incomprehensible yet hypnotic gibberish 24/7.
>
> >> "Bob" keyed my truck. Reason enough to kill him at least twice right
> >> there.
>
> >> Pick up on it.
>
> > it's time to go to sleep.
>
> burlap sack, so he did!
> --
>
> Noli nothi permittere te terere.
"Bob" cashed out my life insurance policy, claiming that eternal
salivation was worth more than money to me. Now, I salivate regularly,
in impoverished squalor.
====================================
"Bob" caused hair to grow on my palms.
Really!
Honest!
Paul
Lorenzo St. Dubois
Zapanaz
(spikes the ball and does The Happy Dance)
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Gregory Hall
Game losers look awfully silly engaging in such immature behavior.
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Franz Liebchen
"Gregory Hall" <greg...@home.fake> wrote in message
Rev. Richard Skull
> "Paul Jamison" <pjamis...@cox.net> wrote:
>
> > "Bob" caused hair to grow on my palms.
>
> "Bob" caused hair to grow ON MY EYES.
"Bob" cured my pig! And he was delicious!
Gregory Hall
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But you buttinskie's look even sillier.
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I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to
you!
Hu Flung Dung
never broke any man's head but thine own, and that was against a post
when thou was drunk, ye skulked:
> To you're glue, whatever you!. glue, whatever you say bounces of me
> and sticks to you say bounces off off of me and sticks to you're glue,
> whatever you!. glue, whatever you!. glue, whatever you!. glue,
> whatever you say bounces off off of me and sticks to you say bounces
> of me and sticks to you're glue, whatever you say bounces off off of.
Good Lord! No womnder you call yourself Dr. Lobotomy.
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Rev. Diva Schematic
Yes, but they don't come here and moan about it. We just get Barabara
Paranoid and her rants. Frankly, not giving Scientology any points.
Lord Cyclohexane
I don't really understand Barbie, but then, I'm not really trying
either.
All I know is that where Evangelicals see Satan everywhere messing up
things and where Conservatives see Commies everywhere messing up
things and where Liberals see Greedy Businessmen everywhere messing up
things, Barbie sees German Psychologists everywhere messing up things.
I guess, in a world where Terence McKenna had been more effective,
we'd all be accurately seeing the mechanical elves everywhere messing
up things. At least then we'd all realize that we're all looking at
the same entities, even as they look different to each set of eyes
that perceives them.
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"Lorenzo St. Dubois" <smo...@mirror.com> wrote in message
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> You can even look it up and see it's true!
Never was true of me or for me.
XODDI
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Sure it was. Truer n true.
Voltaire's Child
Zapanaz
It's all dick.
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