I couldn't do it! Glamour Magazine
Fredric L. Rice
a "suprise" issue. On the cover is nothing but sex so I was
unable to pick up the magazine and carry it over to the checkout
counter. <sigh>
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Eldonbraun
> I saw the issue which I believe is September's. It's touted as
> a "suprise" issue. On the cover is nothing but sex so I was
> unable to pick up the magazine and carry it over to the checkout
> counter. <sigh>
>
out of his body? I don't think that's very sexy. Or maybe you are
talking about another issue.
ramona
take it to the counter why? Here's a little trick buy some tampons AND
the magazine. Something tells me you will stress less about the
magazine with the double hit. ;-)
Ramona
defiant
out of him, lol.
realpch
Ha ha ha! Coward. Now go get some woman to buy it for you.
: )
Peach
Howard
> > Fredric L. Rice wrote:
> > I saw the issue which I believe is September's. It's touted as
> > a "suprise" issue. On the cover is nothing but sex so I was
> > unable to pick up the magazine and carry it over to the checkout
> > counter. <sigh>
> This copy? http://www.glamour.com/magazine/currentissue/
> You couldn't take it to the counter why? Here's a little trick
> buy some tampons AND the magazine. Something tells me
> you will stress less about the magazine with the double hit. ;- )
<hoot>
Good thinkin' Mugsy!
regards
Howard
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Kim Palmer
coward ;-)
Kim P
Android Cat
> I saw the issue which I believe is September's. It's touted as
> a "suprise" issue. On the cover is nothing but sex so I was
> unable to pick up the magazine and carry it over to the checkout
> counter. <sigh>
Wear one of these and nabody'll notice what magazine yer buying.
http://www.utilikilts.com/catalog-workman-index.htm
--
Ron of that ilk.
Magoo
"Kim Palmer" <yduzit...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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Hey Kim..........
Different story, but great work on the CNN show!
Listen...........who the Hell got paid $300,000 ...or is that just one more
of OSA's BS stories, trying to "Dead agent" (make dead or less of) people?
They used to always say that about anyone who spoke out, testified, etc: "Oh
.....they're only in it for the $$$"
Bah.
Great work, Kim.........
Tory/Magoo~~
ramona
You are THE Kim that was on CNN? You were great! I saw a rerun
version, but got distracted yesterday so didn't post. Magoo's comments
just reminded me. Excellent work girlfriend.
Ramona
Kim Palmer
> "Kim Palmer" <yduzit...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> news:42fe5b8a$1...@news2.lightlink.com...
>
>>Fredric L. Rice wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I saw the issue which I believe is September's. It's touted as
>>>a "suprise" issue. On the cover is nothing but sex so I was
>>>unable to pick up the magazine and carry it over to the checkout
>>>counter. <sigh>
>>>
>>>---
>>>http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.notserver.com/
>>>http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html http://www.rightard.org/
>>>http://www.thedarkwind.org/
>>>http://www.spaink.net/cos/warhero/
>>>
>>
>>coward ;-)
>>
>>Kim P
>
>
> Hey Kim..........
>
> Different story, but great work on the CNN show!
>
> Listen...........who the Hell got paid $300,000 ...or is that just one more
> of OSA's BS stories, trying to "Dead agent" (make dead or less of) people?
I believe it was one of their shore stories and the writer Kim ( not me
the other one) on camera with Anderson Cooper just laughed at the whole
idea that any sources were being paid by the mag let alone $300,000.00
>
> They used to always say that about anyone who spoke out, testified, etc: "Oh
> .....they're only in it for the $$
The first time I picketed in Toronto they asked me if Bob Minton had
paid for my bus ticket to Toronto ( they thought I was a floridian
because I was wearing a Lisa McPhereson T-shirt). What a wierd wierd
mindset - to think that people have to be paid to express their opinion.
Kim P
Kim Palmer
Kim - the interview was wonderful - I enjoyed it a lot
Kim P
Dave Touretzky
ramona <atlr...@gmail.com> wrote:
>This copy? http://www.glamour.com/magazine/currentissue/ You couldn't
>take it to the counter why? Here's a little trick buy some tampons AND
>the magazine.
Why stop there? Buy a tube of KY gel, two bottles of baby oil, a tube
of Preparation H, two differnt types of condoms, some Summer's Eve,
half a dozen dispoable enema kits, a large cucumber, a bag of prunes,
and some scented candles.
Then, when you get to the cashier, ask her to wait while you go back for
pantyhose -- and then ask if it's "one size fits all".
-- Dave Touretzky: "I *double* dare ya!"
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Secrets/TomCruise
Larry T.
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What happened, did Ben Wa's suddenly go out of style?
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"My wife is an apartheid freak"..Jackie Gleason
mpatt...@gmail.com
Public Radio.
Android Cat
> Magoo wrote:
>>
>> Different story, but great work on the CNN show!
>>
>> Listen...........who the Hell got paid $300,000 ...or is that just
>> one more of OSA's BS stories, trying to "Dead agent" (make dead or
>> less of) people?
>
> I believe it was one of their shore stories and the writer Kim ( not
> me the other one) on camera with Anderson Cooper just laughed at the
> whole idea that any sources were being paid by the mag let alone
> $300,000.00
>> They used to always say that about anyone who spoke out, testified,
>> etc: "Oh .....they're only in it for the $$
>
> The first time I picketed in Toronto they asked me if Bob Minton had
> paid for my bus ticket to Toronto ( they thought I was a floridian
> because I was wearing a Lisa McPhereson T-shirt). What a wierd wierd
> mindset - to think that people have to be paid to express their
> opinion.
When the Boston crew were in Toronto for the Minton picket, I think it was
Maureen who saw my Vancouver sweat-shirt and said "You came all the way from
Vancouver? You scum!" I guess she thought I was Gerry Armstrong or
something. (Since we look so much alike. :^)
It was common for handlers to claim that we were paid to picket, sometimes
in the endless loop "conversation tech" where two handlers would loudly
converse with each other, saying things to distract or provoke. It was
hilarious when I'd walk by later and hear them repeating the same part of
the conversation loop over again.
Amazing what CoS does to some people.
mpatt...@gmail.com
tampax, and pay that separately from your "own" groceries or gum, so it
looks like, well....you know....
;)
SirLagsALot
"Dave Touretzky" <d...@cs.cmu.edu> wrote in message
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Ben Dover
>I saw the issue which I believe is September's. It's touted as
>a "suprise" issue. On the cover is nothing but sex so I was
>unable to pick up the magazine and carry it over to the checkout
>counter. <sigh>
Stop being a baby, Fred. The magazine can't be worse than the
educational materials you study at all the X-rated bookstores.
Ben Dover
>Wear one of these and nabody'll notice what magazine yer buying.
>http://www.utilikilts.com/catalog-workman-index.htm
And after you buy the magazine for your "honey," tell her about the new
sweetener on the market.... she won't have to spit it out anymore...
Abby
Larry T. wrote:
>
> What happened, did Ben Wa's suddenly go out of style?
>
> --
> Larry T. @ http://mysite.verizon.net/vzeoqz2m/scientology/
>
> "My wife is an apartheid freak"..Jackie Gleason
OMG you are stuck in another decade.
Larry T.
"Abby" <abbyn...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Abby:
Ben Wa's are still pretty hot.
Here are 2 current links for stores that sell them:
http://store.xxxgift.com/yhst-90438266453164/pd2711-00.html
http://store.yahoo.com/giftsbizarre/drbenwachheb.html
But this is more of a girl item, how many guys are there who would love to
place Ben Wa balls in their mouths or rectum? Not too many I hope! (LOL).
--
Larry T. @ http://mysite.verizon.net/vzeoqz2m/scientology/
"People in Nebraska have seen more UFO's than in
Fredric L. Rice
>"Fredric L. Rice" wrote:
>> I saw the issue which I believe is September's. It's touted as
>> a "suprise" issue. On the cover is nothing but sex so I was
>> unable to pick up the magazine and carry it over to the checkout
>> counter. <sigh>
<laughing> I suppose I could steal it. }:-}
Fredric L. Rice
That "modesty snap" wouldn't be enough. I'd need a pouch I can
roll things up in and store them savely to keep from tripping.
Fredric L. Rice
>Fredric L. Rice wrote:
>> I saw the issue which I believe is September's. It's touted as
>> a "suprise" issue. On the cover is nothing but sex so I was
>> unable to pick up the magazine and carry it over to the checkout
>> counter. <sigh>
>You mean the one with Tom Cruise in his underwear with arrows sticking
>out of his body? I don't think that's very sexy. Or maybe you are
>talking about another issue.
You're thinking of Radar.
And no, I can't buy that one, either. }:-} I'll get my wife
to purchase both of them for me.
Fredric L. Rice
>This copy? http://www.glamour.com/magazine/currentissue/ You couldn't
>take it to the counter why? Here's a little trick buy some tampons AND
>the magazine. Something tells me you will stress less about the
>magazine with the double hit. ;-)
Thor in some condoms and that'll just about finish me.
Fredric L. Rice
>Then, when you get to the cashier, ask her to wait while you go back for
>pantyhose -- and then ask if it's "one size fits all".
<ROFL!> Yeah! Exactly!
"Your best sex at 20, 30, 40
Sex can lead to so many things:
pleasure, comfort, heartache,
confidence, shyness, the giggles, uh,
babies. Happily, every decade has its
fair share of highs."
No frocking way.
mail.com
wrote:
> This copy? http://www.glamour.com/magazine/currentissue/ You couldn't
> take it to the counter why? Here's a little trick buy some tampons AND
> the magazine. Something tells me you will stress less about the
> magazine with the double hit. ;-)
LOL! Bill Cosby had a skit about exactly that. He said a man
should be proud standing in the check-out line to buy "feminin
needs" items at the store. "What's that you got there? Play Boy
magazine? Heh! I got tampons and a REAL woman!"
> Ramona
>
> Fredric L. Rice wrote:
> > I saw the issue which I believe is September's. It's touted as
> > a "suprise" issue. On the cover is nothing but sex so I was
> > unable to pick up the magazine and carry it over to the checkout
> > counter. <sigh>
> >
> > ---
> > http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.notserver.com/
> > http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html
> > http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
> > http://www.spaink.net/cos/warhero/
>
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ramona
waiting in line. The cashier even asked me if I "needed lots of time"
and if she "needed to scan slowly" when I explained to her that I was
looking over article titles to see what a man would be so intimidated
by. What was the article you were so hot for, but yet clucking like a
chicken to purchase? I didn't see anything CO$. Or were you just hot
for improved kama sutra at any age?
David, you should hear Cosby talk about labor...very funny stuff as
well. Yet so right on the money.
Ramona
John Dorsay
> "ramona" <atlr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1123959461.0...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>> This copy? http://www.glamour.com/magazine/currentissue/ You couldn't
>> take it to the counter why? Here's a little trick buy some tampons AND
>> the magazine. Something tells me you will stress less about the
>> magazine with the double hit. ;-)
>
That line is bad in sooooooo many ways.
On a completely unrelated subject, fix your clock before Norle
figures out you're a time-travelling OT8.
Good to see you, as always!
John
Andrew Robertson
"John Dorsay" <restim...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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<snip>
> On a completely unrelated subject, fix your clock before Norle figures out
> you're a time-travelling OT8.
I've no idea how that could have happened. I'm a stickler for temporal
accuracy. The only rational explanation is that space aliens abducted my
computer and subjected the clock to their fiendish probes, causing it to
flee two days into the future in an attempt to escape!
Andrew
Rev. Norle Enturbulata
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Somebody's knee-jerking, JD!
I regret to say it was the Bankers again. I tried to tell them not to do
it, but they couldn't resist playing round with the Temporal Displacement
Gun again, and told me they'd take my Big Red Phone and the Big Box
O'Implants if I complained any longer.
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ramona
John Dorsay wrote:
<snip>
> On a completely unrelated subject, fix your clock before Norle
> figures out you're a time-travelling OT8.
"Fix your clock?" Would you please explain?
Me a time-travelling OT8, that is funny. With gasoline as expensive as
it now is, I just want the current time travel ability, without the
cost. Too bad the cult scam OT levels don't work. In the long run it
could same serious bucks. Unfortunately all the cult is effective at
doing is sucking out one's brain and leaving mush. "Eisenhower is my
granddaddy, Hubbard is my daddy and in elementary school everybody gets
implants inserted into their middle ears." Hmmm, does that sound
familiar? I guess I would rather pay for that expensive gasoline,
still cheaper than milk, over brain jello.
> Good to see you, as always!
Thank you!
Ramona
>
> John
ramona
Simkatu wrote:
> ramona wrote:
> > John Dorsay wrote:
> > <snip>
> >
> >>On a completely unrelated subject, fix your clock before Norle
> >>figures out you're a time-travelling OT8.
> >
> > "Fix your clock?" Would you please explain?
>
> on the task bar on the bottom far right). If you set the time or date
> wrong your postings will often appear to come from the past or future,
> which makes it difficult to follow stuff in the right time sequence for
> people sorting posts by date.
That is precisely why I am so confused. The correct time and date are
registering for me...they appear synced.
Ramona
Andrew Robertson
"Simkatu" <anuss...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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<snip>
> He wasn't responding to you when he wrote that. He was responding to
> Andrew Robinson's post ( message-id <4301...@news2.lightlink.com> ).
Actually I'm from north of Hadrian's Wall and a descendant of Robertson of
Struan, not Robin the Hood.
The Clan Donnachaidh (Robertson) is the oldest documented clan in Scottish
history, descended from the Celtic Earls of Atholl, who in turn were from a
line of the kings of Dalriada. Conan, the second son of Henry, 3rd Earl of
Atholl inherited extensive lands including Glenorchie. His descendant,
Duncan, was the first chief of the Clan Donnachaidh. When surnames began to
emerge, they adopted Robertson of Struan from Robert, the 4th chief.
The Robertsons were loyal to Robert the Bruce and to the Stewart kings -
Alastair the 17th chief took up arms for the Stewarts in 1689, was pardoned
in 1703 but took part in both the 1715 and 1745 Jacobite Uprisings.
> If you are reading this thread using google groups you probably didn't see
> it, because Andrew had his post timestamped 2 days into the future. I
> guess google doesn't propogate posts from the future.
Now that the Google Groups 'X-No-Archive' function displays the post for
seven days before removing it, setting your clock two days in the future is
one way to ensure that it doesn't appear at all, though that was not my
intention.
Andrew Robertson
http://www.aboutscotland.com/hadrian/
John Dorsay
I think the source of the confusion has been identified by others
elsewhere in the thread.
You should consider using a newsreader. It makes ars a much easier
place to navigate.
BTW, I enjoy reading your posts and I am delighted that you have
decided to stick around.
John
John