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Tim Chmielewski

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Feb 9, 2008, 11:55:18 PM2/9/08
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Front page!
http://www.news.com.au/

From the Sydney $cientology protests.

Tim Chmielewski

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Feb 10, 2008, 12:21:29 AM2/10/08
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lcrl

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Feb 10, 2008, 1:07:51 AM2/10/08
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On Feb 10, 12:21 am, Tim Chmielewski <timch...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Tim Chmielewski <timch...@gmail.com> wrote innews:Xns9A40A1FC3BD8...@130.133.1.4:

404 dude, I need my gas mask pics. hot sexy CBR protection!

Tim Chmielewski

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Feb 10, 2008, 7:12:26 AM2/10/08
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lcrl <robert....@gmail.com> wrote in news:f7ec2036-91f9-4224-9e81-
4f0a32...@s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com:

Alsohttp://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl.jpghttp://photos.timch


> uma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl2.jpg
>
> 404 dude, I need my gas mask pics. hot sexy CBR protection!
>

Cut and paste the URL, seperate them first.

Tim Chmielewski

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Feb 10, 2008, 7:44:14 AM2/10/08
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lcrl <robert....@gmail.com> wrote in news:f7ec2036-91f9-4224-9e81-
4f0a32...@s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com:

> 404 dude, I need my gas mask pics. hot sexy CBR protection!
>

Let's try this again
http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl3.jpg

Copy and paste the URL into your browser.

Nicko

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Feb 10, 2008, 8:24:22 AM2/10/08
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On Feb 10, 6:44 am, Tim Chmielewski <timch...@gmail.com> wrote:
> lcrl <robert.lind...@gmail.com> wrote in news:f7ec2036-91f9-4224-9e81-
> 4f0a329e3...@s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com:

>
> > 404 dude, I need my gas mask pics. hot sexy CBR protection!
>
> Let's try this againhttp://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl3.jpg

>
> Copy and paste the URL into your browser.

Hey Timmy:

Over the years I've encountered those 404s many times in trying to
open your links. It's pretty frustrating, and rather impolite to post
links that dead-end like that. Face it, most people are lazy and will
not want to take the time (!) to copy/paste the URLs that you psot. I
imagine that many would just killfile you after having encountered
your borkken links more than a couple of times.

You should talk to your people at godaddy.com and see if you can find
a work-around.

Or talk to someone who knows more about this kind of stuff than I.

Sometimes, as I have found with my own domain host, it helps to
include teh "www" in the URL; viz:

http://www.photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl3.jpg

instead of

http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl3.jpg

But I cannot tell if this makes a difference, cause I am a stoopid
fuck and only have one ISP.


--
YOP...
.

Matthew L. Martin

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Feb 10, 2008, 8:49:44 AM2/10/08
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Can anyone tell me why the word "cult" is digibliterated on the news
site picture? Is www.news.com.au a scientological entity?

BTW, I think the woman holding the "cult" sign is HAWTT!!1!! though gas
mask girl does have bigger BQQBIES.

Matthew

--
"All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of
people". Alexander Bullock ("My Man Godfrey" 1936):

TimC

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Feb 10, 2008, 9:32:29 AM2/10/08
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On 2008-02-10, Nicko (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

> On Feb 10, 6:44 am, Tim Chmielewski <timch...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> lcrl <robert.lind...@gmail.com> wrote in news:f7ec2036-91f9-4224-9e81-
>> 4f0a329e3...@s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> > 404 dude, I need my gas mask pics. hot sexy CBR protection!
>>
>> Let's try this againhttp://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl3.jpg
>>
>> Copy and paste the URL into your browser.
>
> Hey Timmy:
>
> Over the years I've encountered those 404s many times in trying to
> open your links. It's pretty frustrating, and rather impolite to post
> links that dead-end like that. Face it, most people are lazy and will
> not want to take the time (!) to copy/paste the URLs that you psot. I
> imagine that many would just killfile you after having encountered
> your borkken links more than a couple of times.

Your newsreader is b0rken. Oh, google. Spit-ptui.

GET AN ADEQUATE NEWSREADER, KEPLONKENHOOK!!

--
TimC
CAUTION: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85
Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight. -- unk

John D Salt

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Feb 10, 2008, 10:31:01 AM2/10/08
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"Matthew L. Martin" <not...@notnow.never> wrote in news:JhDrj.9$xB7.6
@newsfe02.lga:

[Snips]


> Can anyone tell me why the word "cult" is digibliterated on the news
> site picture? Is www.news.com.au a scientological entity?

As it says "censored on legal advice", I'm going to hazard a guess that
it's because their legal advisors are a bunch of spineless lickspittles
whose confidence in their own legal acumen is so tiny that they doubt their
ability to get awarded costs against the Scientological scumsuckers should
they choose to sue.

This is a guess, of course -- I am not a lawyer, and there may be other
sound legal motives for behaving like a contemptible jellyfish.

All the best,

John.

plorkwort

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Feb 10, 2008, 10:44:56 AM2/10/08
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In article <Xns9A40A2C38EAE...@216.196.109.145>,

John D Salt <jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk> wrote:
>This is a guess, of course -- I am not a lawyer, and there may be other
>sound legal motives for behaving like a contemptible jellyfish.

Higgledy piggeldy
Legal advisors are
Frequently spineless
(or "invertebrate")

Censoring pictures
- contemptible jellyfish! -
In Austrian newspapers?
wtf mate.

plorkwort.
--
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *that had to mean something*.
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"

Darla Vladschyk

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Feb 10, 2008, 2:20:18 PM2/10/08
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On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:44:56 +0000 (UTC), a...@TheWorld.com (plorkwort)
wrote:

>In article <Xns9A40A2C38EAE...@216.196.109.145>,
>John D Salt <jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk> wrote:
>>This is a guess, of course -- I am not a lawyer, and there may be other
>>sound legal motives for behaving like a contemptible jellyfish.
>
>Higgledy piggeldy
>Legal advisors are
>Frequently spineless
>(or "invertebrate")
>
>Censoring pictures
>- contemptible jellyfish! -
>In Austrian newspapers?
>wtf mate.


IIWG, Plorky, I would ax you to marry me.

Darla
Nova Scotia, Canada
--
"I'm still here, you bastards!"
---Papillon

http://www.yougotta.com/DARLA/
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plorkwort

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Feb 10, 2008, 2:44:56 PM2/10/08
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In article <nhjuq3d5fgi2fc6u9...@4ax.com>,

Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>IIWG, Plorky, I would ax you to marry me.

Hey, I'm in Massachusetts! Bigamy is still illegal though, despite Mitt.

The Oughtred Society (slide rule collectors) annual meeting announcement
reads, "Meeting registration fee is $35, which includes a tour of the
Atomic Testing Museum. Wives may attend at no cost." Although I didn't
think I wanted to get married just to save $35 and get a free tour of the
museum, jwgh pointed out that if I got married to another woman, we could
both get in free.

Darla Vladschyk

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Feb 10, 2008, 2:49:44 PM2/10/08
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On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:44:56 +0000 (UTC), a...@TheWorld.com (plorkwort)
wrote:

>In article <nhjuq3d5fgi2fc6u9...@4ax.com>,


>Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>IIWG, Plorky, I would ax you to marry me.
>
>Hey, I'm in Massachusetts! Bigamy is still illegal though, despite Mitt.

I thought you were in Illinois. WTF?

>The Oughtred Society (slide rule collectors) annual meeting announcement
>reads, "Meeting registration fee is $35, which includes a tour of the
>Atomic Testing Museum. Wives may attend at no cost." Although I didn't
>think I wanted to get married just to save $35 and get a free tour of the
>museum, jwgh pointed out that if I got married to another woman, we could
>both get in free.

Well, okay. But I was thinking more of a couple of weeks on St.
Bart's and a waterfront place in Northern California.

Darla Vladschyk

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Feb 10, 2008, 3:09:01 PM2/10/08
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On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:49:44 GMT, Darla Vladschyk
<Darl...@Gmail.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:44:56 +0000 (UTC), a...@TheWorld.com (plorkwort)
>wrote:
>
>>In article <nhjuq3d5fgi2fc6u9...@4ax.com>,
>>Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>IIWG, Plorky, I would ax you to marry me.
>>
>>Hey, I'm in Massachusetts! Bigamy is still illegal though, despite Mitt.

IFTS that if you marry one of each, it's not bigamy.

It's a party.

Tim Chmielewski

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Feb 10, 2008, 3:33:58 PM2/10/08
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Nicko <nervou...@gmail.com> wrote in news:289a200d-11dd-4bc4-9d69-
938db9...@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com:

> On Feb 10, 6:44 am, Tim Chmielewski <timch...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> lcrl <robert.lind...@gmail.com> wrote in news:f7ec2036-91f9-4224-9e81-
>> 4f0a329e3...@s37g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> > 404 dude, I need my gas mask pics. hot sexy CBR protection!
>>
>> Let's try this
againhttp://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl3.jpg
>>
>> Copy and paste the URL into your browser.
>
> Hey Timmy:
>
> Over the years I've encountered those 404s many times in trying to
> open your links. It's pretty frustrating, and rather impolite to post
> links that dead-end like that. Face it, most people are lazy and will
> not want to take the time (!) to copy/paste the URLs that you psot. I
> imagine that many would just killfile you after having encountered
> your borkken links more than a couple of times.
>

No hot linking allowed on my site, too many people trying to use my images
as icons for message boards. I have to whitelist sites to allow them.

Also you can't click on an image URL if it is hosted on another website
even though my webhost (not Godaddy - Myqth), says you can.

Other photos website
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thepretenda/sets/72157603878823886/

Stacia

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Feb 10, 2008, 4:26:40 PM2/10/08
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On Feb 10, 7:24 am, Nicko <nervous.n...@gmail.com> wrote:

> You should talk to your people at godaddy.com and see if you can find
> a work-around.

My site is hosted at godaddy.com, and I don't think anyone actually
*works* at godaddy.com. Maybe some of the people who got fired from
Tom K's insurance company, I dunno.

Stacia

Tom Kraemer

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Feb 10, 2008, 7:05:26 PM2/10/08
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Stacia <glitte...@gmail.com> wrote:

> My site is hosted at godaddy.com, and I don't think anyone actually
> *works* at godaddy.com.

Maybe not in systems or tech support. According to the ads, they all
want to work in marketing with Danica Patrick and the jiggly girls.
Look it up on YouTube.

> Maybe some of the people who got fired from Tom K's insurance
> company, I dunno.

Hey, my insurance company finally got their heads out of their
collective asses for a few minutes and I was able to go get my
prescription Niacin, 30 days for $1.00. Funny thing is, the $1 is the
minimum co-pay, and the Niacin without the insurance is $0.99.
Luckily, my Cute Asian Pharmacist knows this, and she doesn't submit
the Niacin to the insurance, saving me a penny.

--
"Taste the zestful bubbling foam of my vengeance!"

- Mr. Sparkle

Matthew L. Martin

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Feb 10, 2008, 7:11:36 PM2/10/08
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Oddly enough, my HMO requires that the pharmacies offer me the lower of
the co-pay or the price when I buy drugs. Many of my drugs aren't under
patent and cost less than the co-pay.

I likes it.

Glenn Knickerbocker

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On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:24:22 -0800 (PST), Nicko wrote:
>Sometimes, as I have found with my own domain host, it helps to
>include teh "www" in the URL; viz:

Other times, it helps to use a newsreader that doesn't assume URLs are
always broken and cram successive lines together, viz:

>> Let's try this againhttp://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl3.jpg

The "www" would have helped only because your newsreader apparently made
the bizarre assumption that "again" was the beginning of a URL that got
split between lines, then came to the equally bizarre conclusion that it
couldn't really be a URL because there's no AGAINHTTP protocol, a-a-and
finally decided that the part of this non-URL starting with "www." must
be an incomplete URL with the protocol missing and it should assume the
protocol was HTTP.

Even without the dumn anti-hotlinking stuff, I've encountered this
complaint often enough that now I make a point of leaving blank lines or
spaces before and after URLs just to make it hard for the reader's
software to screw them up.

ŹR http://users.bestweb.net/~notr/zangelding.html "When there's
a nuclear attack, that's when buckets are used." --Tim Brown, IUSD

Tim Chmielewski

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TimC

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Feb 11, 2008, 7:12:13 AM2/11/08
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On 2008-02-10, Darla Vladschyk (aka Bruce)

was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 15:44:56 +0000 (UTC), a...@TheWorld.com (plorkwort)
> wrote:
>
>>In article <Xns9A40A2C38EAE...@216.196.109.145>,
>>John D Salt <jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk> wrote:
>>>This is a guess, of course -- I am not a lawyer, and there may be other
>>>sound legal motives for behaving like a contemptible jellyfish.
>>
>>Higgledy piggeldy
>>Legal advisors are
>>Frequently spineless
>>(or "invertebrate")
>>
>>Censoring pictures
>>- contemptible jellyfish! -
>>In Austrian newspapers?
>>wtf mate.
>
> IIWG, Plorky, I would ax you to marry me.

You know, I was about to ask precisely that myself. Except for the G
part.

--
TimC
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would
it?" -- Albert Einstein

TimC

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Feb 11, 2008, 7:13:24 AM2/11/08
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On 2008-02-10, plorkwort (aka Bruce)

was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> In article <nhjuq3d5fgi2fc6u9...@4ax.com>,
> Darla Vladschyk <Darl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>IIWG, Plorky, I would ax you to marry me.
>
> Hey, I'm in Massachusetts! Bigamy is still illegal though, despite Mitt.
>
> The Oughtred Society (slide rule collectors) annual meeting announcement
> reads, "Meeting registration fee is $35, which includes a tour of the
> Atomic Testing Museum. Wives may attend at no cost." Although I didn't
> think I wanted to get married just to save $35 and get a free tour of the
> museum, jwgh pointed out that if I got married to another woman, we could
> both get in free.
>
> plorkwort.

Well, it depends on who is wearing the pants, doesn't it?

And since this is no pants arkology, you're both wives! QED, teh
enbedness!

--
TimC
Save the whales. Feed the hungry. Free the software. --TimC

Stacia

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Feb 11, 2008, 8:26:29 PM2/11/08
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On Feb 10, 6:05 pm, Tom Kraemer <tkraemer+...@world.std.com> wrote:

> Maybe not in systems or tech support. According to the ads, they all
> want to work in marketing with Danica Patrick and the jiggly girls.
> Look it up on YouTube.

I'd really rather not, my faith in humanity was already crushed once
today. I'll pencil it in for tomorrow.

> Hey, my insurance company finally got their heads out of their
> collective asses for a few minutes and I was able to go get my
> prescription Niacin, 30 days for $1.00. Funny thing is, the $1 is the
> minimum co-pay, and the Niacin without the insurance is $0.99.

I laughed so hard I woke up the cats. Why do you hate my cats, Tom
Kraemer?
In seriousness, though, I'm glad your insurance company managed to
work properly for once, penny incident or no.

Stacia

Stacia

Nicko

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Feb 11, 2008, 9:00:03 PM2/11/08
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On Feb 11, 1:27 am, Glenn Knickerbocker <N...@bestweb.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:24:22 -0800 (PST), Nicko wrote:
> >Sometimes, as I have found with my own domain host, it helps to
> >include teh "www" in the URL; viz:
>
> Other times, it helps to use a newsreader that doesn't assume URLs are
> always broken and cram successive lines together, viz:
>
> >> Let's try this againhttp://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gasmaskgirl3.jpg
>
> The "www" would have helped only because your newsreader apparently made
> the bizarre assumption that "again" was the beginning of a URL that got
> split between lines, then came to the equally bizarre conclusion that it
> couldn't really be a URL because there's no AGAINHTTP protocol, a-a-and
> finally decided that the part of this non-URL starting with "www." must
> be an incomplete URL with the protocol missing and it should assume the
> protocol was HTTP.
>
> Even without the dumn anti-hotlinking stuff, I've encountered this
> complaint often enough that now I make a point of leaving blank lines or
> spaces before and after URLs just to make it hard for the reader's
> software to screw them up.

I try to remember to do that too. Even when I delimit a url by teh
<---> thing, I always try to leave a space between the <> thingies and
the url. Thanks for the info there, Glenn and Tim.


--
YOP...

Adam Funk

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On 2008-02-10, plorkwort wrote:

> In article <Xns9A40A2C38EAE...@216.196.109.145>,
> John D Salt <jdsalt_AT_gotadsl.co.uk> wrote:
>>This is a guess, of course -- I am not a lawyer, and there may be other
>>sound legal motives for behaving like a contemptible jellyfish.
>
> Higgledy piggeldy
> Legal advisors are
> Frequently spineless
> (or "invertebrate")
>
> Censoring pictures
> - contemptible jellyfish! -
> In Austrian newspapers?
> wtf mate.

You're just asking to get sued.


--
Two of the most famous products of Berkeley are LSD and Unix.
I don't think that this is a coincidence. [anonymous]

MR.GILBERT SMITH

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DEAR SIR:

I am MR. GILBERT SMITH former Barrister to J D SALT. First
and foremost, I apologized using this medium to reach you
for a transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is
due to Confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this
medium.

I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you
in the execution of the deal described Here under for the
benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top
secret because of the nature of this transaction.

Within DR. SALT'S OFFICES where I worked as Barrister, and
with the cooperation of four other top officials, we have in
our possession as overdue payment bills totaling
US$21,500,000, which we want to sneak out of GOKMOP VAULTS
and transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a
foreign company/individual to receive the said fund on our
behalf or a reliable foreign non-company account to receive
such funds. Further more, we are handicapped in the
circumstances, as the Welsh League of Barristers Code of
Practise does not allow us to operate offshore accounts
hence your importance in the whole transaction.

I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that
should you be willing to assist us in the transaction, your
share of the sum will be 25% of the $21.5 million, 70% for
us and 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses. The
business itself is 100% safe, on your part provided you
treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Also your
area of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful
execution of this transaction. I have reposed my confidence
in you and hope that you will not disappoint me. Endeavor to
contact me immediately by e-mail address whether or not you
are interested in this deal.

If you are not, it will enable me scout for another foreign
partner to carry out this deal I want to assure you that my
partners and myself are in a position to make the payment of
this claim possible provided you can give us a very strong
Assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured and
please remember to treat this matter as very confidential
matter, because we will not comprehend with any form of
exposure and remember once again that time is of the essence
in this business.

PLEASE, NOTE THAT YOUR RESPONSE SHOULD BE SENT TO THIS
USERNET ADDRESS BELOW FOR CONFIDENTIAL REASONS.

I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation.

Yours faithfully,

MR. GILBERT SMITH
alt.legal.kibology

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