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Vladimir Putin needs a a hug!

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Mikal606

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Mar 2, 2018, 12:20:59 PM3/2/18
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Dear Vlad:

Speaking for the West (AS I AM!), let me say how very impressed we are over your "really big missile". It really is fabulous. But I think GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR is actually 2nd on your (and everyone else's) list of things to worry about. The first is the "book boojum".

"Next, Russia's pharaoh clues into all this. Thinking random acts of unhinged thuggishness have suddenly gone mainstream, he amps up his own brand of crazy just to keep leading the world at something"
After On

So, either you are winking and nodding at us, or REDACTED.
Either one might make your fellow gangsters a bit nervous!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWaB4PXCwFU

Mikal606

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Mar 2, 2018, 12:31:50 PM3/2/18
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I mean, seriously. All you are doing is upping the likelihood of a first strike, or perhaps a digital zombie apocalypse (we can do that!)
You could, if you wanted to sow another round of lunacy into the American psyche, merely cop to installing Trump as a result of your fabulous hackers. The media will lap it up, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, verifiable evidence is only a term people pretend to believe in on alt.atheism!

Mikal606

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Mar 2, 2018, 1:11:00 PM3/2/18
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https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2018-03-02/russians-eager-to-name-new-doomsday-weapons
Looks like they are having some fun with this!
How about "biggus dickus" for obvious reasons!!1!!1!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3oi174RAiI


PatrickRsGhost
1 year ago
Let's take those 323 people who disliked this for a drive. I just need to pick up a cannoli for my wife.

Ares (warship)

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Mar 27, 2018, 10:46:45 AM3/27/18
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On Friday, March 2, 2018 at 11:31:50 AM UTC-6, Ares (warship) wrote:
> On Friday, March 2, 2018 at 11:20:59 AM UTC-6, Mikal606 wrote:
> > Dear Vlad:
> >
> > Speaking for the West (AS I AM!), let me say how very impressed we are over your "really big missile". It really is fabulous. But I think GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR is actually 2nd on your (and everyone else's) list of things to worry about. The first is the "book boojum".
> >
> > "Next, Russia's pharaoh clues into all this. Thinking random acts of unhinged thuggishness have suddenly gone mainstream, he amps up his own brand of crazy just to keep leading the world at something"
> > After On
> >
> > So, either you are winking and nodding at us, or REDACTED.
> > Either one might make your fellow gangsters a bit nervous!
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWaB4PXCwFU
>
> I mean, seriously. All you are doing is upping the likelihood of a first strike, or perhaps a digital zombie apocalypse (we can do that!)

Under a Graveyard Sky - Google Books Result
https://books.google.com/books?isbn=1625791887
John Ringo - 2013 - ‎Fiction
“You going to shoot or Fontana?” “Mike Mickerberg!” she said, pulling the trigger on the Saiga twelvegauge. The former internet billionaire was splattered all over the deck of his megayacht. “Cleanup on Aisle Nine!” “That's getting old, Faith,” Steve said. “And who?” “The guy who invented Spacebook! Duh.” “Well, even if we ...



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Ares (warship)

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Mar 27, 2018, 10:51:29 AM3/27/18
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... all over the deck of his megayacht. “Cleanup on Aisle Nine!” “That's getting old, Faith,” Steve said. “And who?” “The guy who invented Spacebook! Duh.” “Well, even if we had the equipment we couldn't use him for vaccine,” Fontana said. “Why?” she asked, heading to the next hatch. “He'd infect people with horrible apps?

competeti...@gmail.com

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Mar 27, 2018, 12:26:57 PM3/27/18
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On Friday, March 2, 2018 at 12:20:59 PM UTC-5, Ares (warship) wrote:
> Dear Vlad:
>
> Speaking for the West (AS I AM!), let me say how very impressed we are over your "really big missile".

It oughta be. Last I heard he was the richest man in the world.
This is why Trump has a MANCRUSH on him. When Trump leaves office
he hopes to be Putin's roomie in the fraternity they're going to
start. Nothing but beer, ecstasy and Norwegian nymphos.

THE WATERBED SHALL RISE AGAIN!

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