> I am weary of hearing how masturbation is good and a safety valve, etc. etc.
> Masturbation involves fantasizing and lust which contravenes the Word of
> God!!
>
> If you masturbate, the evil practice will send you to Hell. If you
> sincerely want to stop, my born again Christian, Spirit filled, tongue
> speaking, on fire for God, wife and I discuss methods on our website. Our
> ideas aren't the norm but they work.
Well now, we're all to busy customizing Emacs to have time for
self-gratification anyway. This missive would probably be of more use
where they worship the false idol of VI.
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> Well now, we're all to busy customizing Emacs to have time for
> self-gratification anyway. This missive would probably be of more use
> where they worship the false idol of VI.
But... customising Emacs *is* gratifying. And we're doing it ourselves.
Hmm. Perhaps we should only allow our lawfully wedded SOs to customise
Emacs for us!
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> If you sincerely want to stop, my born again Christian, Spirit
> filled, tongue speaking, on fire for God, wife and I discuss
> methods on our website.
=v= Wow, that sounds really hot.
<_Jym_>
> =v= Not to worry. I use one hand for Meta and the other for X,
> so there's just no way to go about it. (And please, nobody make
> any tasteless jokes about how I could use "sticky" keys.)
Hey, why don't you use "sticky" keys? 'cause if you ejaculate on your
keyboard and let the semen dry a little your keys would get really
"sticky". Or you could use your sticky dick but your dick might
stick.
> Don't fail to miss our ideas on our website. Especially if you want to stop
> masturbating to avoid going to Hell but you can't.! Take masturbation out
> of the Devil's hand!
Hm, I am soooo curious, but w3m says...
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understand.
tigershark/1.0.15
bleachboy 2001
Perhaps we should put Emacs in your hand?