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Harry Ahmpt

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Jan 26, 2017, 10:08:23 AM1/26/17
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How to Block USA Today

I cannot afford anymore bullshit.
I am sick of these media sleaze able to get on my computer screen with out me being able to control the shit they spew. Since Adblock does n ot work how to I block my browser from getting to scum like briebart and USA today and Wall Street Journal.

These fucks can block me and prevent my speech but I seem to still see their shit. How do I opt out of propaganda like AA?

RobD

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Jan 26, 2017, 11:36:34 AM1/26/17
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The primary filter is attached to a cord coming out of the back of your
computer (assuming we're talking about a desktop model).

Unplug the filter from the wall outlet, and then cut through the cord with
wire-cutters. This enables the filter-system, and blocks all pop-ups,
disagreeable political sites, and any unwanted e-mail messages.

It's a little-known feature that dates from the very beginning of personal
computing.

Assuming we are talking about a phone, tablet, or laptop computer, you have
to look for a connection-device that has two or three metal prongs on it.
You get a little luggage-lock, and slip it through the little round hole in
one of the prongs.

Click the lock into closed position, and send the key to the National
Computing Foundation in Walla-Walla, Washington.

Once they receive the key, they will be able to block all unwanted contact,
with no further action from you! It's that simple!

If neither of these methods seems to work for you, go look in your closets.
There will probably be hundreds, if not thousands on "baseball bats." (If
they have leathery wings and team t-shirts, they're the wrong kind of
baseball bats. Keep looking.)

When you find the right baseball bat with the proper heft, carry it down to
your local city hall, and use it to threaten people.

This should effectively block any unwanted content for months, if not
years.

If that doesn't work, try teaming up with the little flying rodentia in the
team t-shirts. Play Monopoly against the offending machine until it can no
longer play, any you will have beaten it to death with baseball bats.

I hope one of these methods works out for you!

Sharx35

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Jan 26, 2017, 12:53:37 PM1/26/17
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Nothing beats starting out my day with an Oklahoman Homily.

Sharx35

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Jan 26, 2017, 1:03:02 PM1/26/17
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Try closing your eyes.

JoeRaisin

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Jan 26, 2017, 6:11:28 PM1/26/17
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On 1/26/2017 11:34 AM, RobD wrote:
> The primary filter is attached to a cord coming out of the back of your
> computer (assuming we're talking about a desktop model).
>
> Unplug the filter from the wall outlet, and then cut through the cord with
> wire-cutters. This enables the filter-system, and blocks all pop-ups,
> disagreeable political sites, and any unwanted e-mail messages.

Or... you know... /don't/ unplug it.

Use the good "all metal" snips - no plastic or rubber to fuck up your
grip...

--
Narcissistic control freaks always consider their perceptions and
opinions to be obvious and true.
- Frank "Socrates"

How twisted are our Politics that revelation of truth is considered
"interfering" with an election?

Unregistered Lobbyist

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Jan 27, 2017, 7:42:04 AM1/27/17
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Typical alcoholic bullshit. I learned to drink and drive after I went to AA.

No useful information. Just destructive needs to fight fire with fire.

You all need to be beaten to death with baseball bats
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