Or these, courtesy of George Bush:
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists.
For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings.
And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And
we're going to do something about it.
I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree
with them.
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
I know how hard it is to put food on your family.
I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and
what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I
wasn't here.
I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority,
was very impressed by his grasp of finances.
I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is
underestimating.
I think war is a dangerous place.
I understand small business growth. I was one.
I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war
president? I don't.
I'm not a very good novelist. But it'd make a pretty interesting novel.
If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.
If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier - so
long as I'm the dictator.
I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time
thinking about myself, about why I do things.
I'm the master of low expectations.
I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to
explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being
President.
It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of
human cloning to come out of that chamber.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and
neither do we.
The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.
There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably
Tennessee, that says 'Fool me once [pause], shame on…shame on you. [Long
pause] Fool me. [Pause] You can't get fooled again.'
They have miscalculated me as a leader.
They misunderestimated me.
This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.
We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or
hold our allies hostile.
We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
We ought to make the pie higher.
We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake
about it.
Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
Do you have blacks, too? (To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso)
When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible.
You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to
restore chaos and order - order out of chaos. But we will.
This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mential losses.
I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a
fast one on the American people.
This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past
we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the
past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed
at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of…You see,
even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things.
It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of
our imports come from overseas.
I think we agree, the past is over.
And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will
fail.
The important question is, how many hands have I shaked.
General…I can't name the general.(When asked to name President of Pakistan)
We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a
nation that suffers from incredible disease.
The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of
Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to
terrorize himself.
When I was a kid I remember that they used to put out there in the Old
West a wanted poster. It said, Wanted: Dead or Alive.
My answer is to bring them on. (On Iraqi militants attacking US forces)
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Or these, from Ronald Reagan:
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation
which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.
All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a
desk.
Asked by a reporter in 1966 what kind of governor he would be, the
former B-movie actor is said to have replied: "I don't know. I've never
played a governor".
I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national
emergency - even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting.
We are trying to get unemployment to go up, and I think we're going to
succeed.