British war veterans condemn Hollywood's revisionist history
Dr Giggles
to remake the 1955 film of Pat Reid's book, The Colditz Story
(see our 14 April news story). 'Americans couldn't break out of
Colditz', ran the headline in yesterday's Independent, 'but
they've escaped with the screen rights' - in yet another example
of the US entertainment industry rewriting the conflict to
embellish its own role in its resolution.
The new version, to which Miramax have recently acquired the
rights, is to star Tom Cruise, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon as US
prisoners attempting to escape from the notorious prison -
despite the fact that no US servicemen were at the camp when
those attempts took place.
Kenneth Lockwood, 88, secretary of the Colditz Association, who
spent over four years at the prison, said he was 'a bit nervous'
about the new film. "I wish they wouldn't do it. If they show
Americans leading the escape from Colditz I'm inclined to
laugh... I disapprove strongly of rewriting history. Usually
they've got a good story in its own right and it doesn't need
any dressing up because the facts are more interesting and
exciting than fiction.
"Previous evidence of American film-making of war stories is not
all that good", Lockwood adds. "I mean, they had Errol Flynn
winning the war in Burma when there was no American involved in
that operation at all." Similarly, The Great Escape starred US
star Steve McQueen in a film that should have been about Britons
tunnelling free from a German camp; while Spielberg's Saving
Private Ryan saw the US take on the Germans single-handedly on D-
Day.
The latest offender is the submarine drama and current US chart-
topper U-571, which shows the Americans, and not the Brits,
capturing the Germans' Enigma decoding device.
Lockwood condemns the film as "a distortion of history. They
should be more responsible. Money - that's all it's about. It's
about how much they can get."
If Americunts played such a major part in WW2, why do they have
to keep re-writing history for their own amusement ? Is it a
blatant example of their stuggle against the reality of
historical fact, not Americunt fiction ?
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phx...@home.com
> winning the war in Burma when there was no American involved in
> that operation at all."
Tell that old fool to look up "Flying the Hump", "Vinegar" Joe Stilwell,
The Burma Road, Flying Tigers, etcetera. Then kick him in the nuts &
throw him into the corner.
You may have something in "Colditz". Never heard of it. We'll make it
famous for you, though.
Dr Giggles
of Gay, are totally fucking ignorant to your part in the
European WW2.
It will only become famous in America because it is so easy to
make the human vegetable population there believe anything.
It will only become famous in the rest of the world because the
rest of the world knows it to be like anything else to come out
of america - complete bullshit.And a deliberate lie.
phx...@home.com
Dr Giggles wrote:
>
> You never heard of it because you, like everyone else in the US
> of Gay, are totally fucking ignorant to your part in the
> European WW2.
>
Are totally stupid? I can see you're way beyond ignorant, as I've just
instructed you in matters you knew <nothing> about, but you <still> blat
on without sign of comprehension.
Dumbfucker, look up those words, name and phrases I just gave you.
There's revelations awaiting you. In the meantime, stop showing your
ass. It's embarrassing....
C Lund
<sinister_p...@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote:
> If Americunts played such a major part in WW2, why do they have
> to keep re-writing history for their own amusement ? Is it a
> blatant example of their stuggle against the reality of
> historical fact, not Americunt fiction ?
No. They're just trying to get over the trauma they suffered at the hands
of the VietCong. ;)
--
Larry@home
phx...@home.com wrote in message <39120742...@home.com>...
> they had Errol Flynn
>> winning the war in Burma when there was no American involved in
>> that operation at all."
>
>Tell that old fool to look up "Flying the Hump", "Vinegar" Joe Stilwell,
>The Burma Road, Flying Tigers, etcetera. Then kick him in the nuts &
>throw him into the corner.
Why do you keep on showing how ignorant you are,? they flew from the part of
Burma that the British were keeping free from the Japs, and they flew over
the Hump into CHINA to help the CHINESE nationalists fight the Japs in
CHINA, Like wise the flying tigers.
The Burma road was a Bing Crosby, Bob, born in England, Hope and Dorothy,
born in Canada, Lamour, film.
Vinegar was the sobriquet applied to a very obnoxious little squirt who
killed more of his men than the Japs did.
Larry@home
phx...@home.com wrote in message <39122195...@home.com>...
You want embarassing, you got embarassing, never heard of Colditz?
Guess whose troops liberated Colditz?
American Troops liberated Colditz.
Thought you knew all about American actions in WW2, Big Mouth, Big Arse,
Small Prick , Small mind.
phx...@home.com
One of the many differences between us is that I honestly speak from
memory, while you have little with which to work, so you look things
up. When I don't know something, it bothers me little. I just admit
it. Big fucking deal. I <still> don't know anything about Colditz.
Larry@home
phx...@home.com wrote in message <39129AFC...@home.com>...
Its only thirty miles down the road from Dresden!
Larry@home
J C wrote in message <11698-39...@storefull-126.bryant.webtv.net>...
phx...@home.com
Who gives a fuck? Didn't it go up in the firestorm? Nuthin there but
peons....
Dr Giggles
I did indeed look up said words, and I found this letter from
one of the Americunt captains serving in the area at the time
(found with considerable ease).
HOME > TIGERS > CHENNAULT TO CAMCO
"He has crashed up three planes in the first week"
A month before the Pacific War broke upon Southeast Asia,
Chennault wrote this rebuke to Central Aircraft Manufacturing
Company, which handled the housekeeping details for the 1st
American Volunteer Group then training at Toungoo, Burma:
P.O. Box 2000, Rangoon, Burma
November 7, 1941
Central Aircraft Manufacturing Co.,
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, N.Y.
Sirs: -
I have just written Captain Aldworth, warning against
future
misrepresentations by CAMCO agents to Pilots volunteering for
service with the A.V.G. Serious as this matter of Pilots
claiming
misrepresentation has recently become, my letter by no means
covered all the personnel problems with which the A.V.G. has
recently had to deal
Typical of these problems is the case of Pilot Officer E.S.
Conant, who reported at this station with nine other Navy pilots
on October 29. Conant has the rating of a four-engine flying
boat
pilot. He informs me that for more than a year before your
representatives accepted him for service with the A.V.G., he had
never flown a land plane of any sort. He has no pursuit
experience. I need hardly point out that a pilot so trained is
hardly qualified for combat in Curtiss P-40s. I may add that the
result of Pilot Conant's employment is precisely what might have
been expected; he has crashed up three planes in the first week
of flying. Furthermore, as he is a young fellow of some spirit,
he still wishes to remain with the Group, and although he is
obviously unsuited for the mission the A.V.G. must undertake, I
can find no way of sending him home under the contract.
Two more of these ten Navy volunteers, Pilot officers
Bowman
and White, decided to go home within twenty four hours after
their arrival at this station. Their stated reason was that the
conditions of service had been falsely described to them, but I
am certain that they were also actuated by a sense of unfitness
for the work. None of the remaining seven Navy pilots has the
sort of experience we want, and although two of three of them
may
eventually prove to be useful members of the A.V.G., the problem
of adapting them to our purposes is exceedingly expensive.
The employment policy under which these pilots were hired
is
to the last degree uneconomical. First, according to their
unanimous testimony, the conditions of service with the A.V.G.
were not accurately represented to them. Second, after having
volunteered under a misapprehension, they were accepted for
employment without any preliminary selection. The results of
this
policy are simply that some pilots hired under it wish to return
home as soon as they find out the truth, in which case their
salaries and travel expenses become pure waste, while the others
who stay are even more costly, since their inexperience unfits
them to use our equipment. I request, therefore, that in future
a
more intelligent employment policy be followed.
In telling the A.V.G. story to pilots who may think of
volunteering, nothing should be omitted. Far from merely
defending the Burma road against unaccompanied Japanese bombers,
the A.V.G. will be called upon to combat Japanese pursuits; to
fly at night; and to undertake offensive missions when planes
suitable for this purpose are sent out to us. These points
should
be clearly explained.
Then, after the timid have been weeded out, the
incompetents
should also be rejected. I am willing to give a certain amount
of
transition training to new pilots, but we are not equipped to
give a complete refresh course. It is too much to expect that
men
familiar only with four-engine flying boats can be transformed
into pursuit experts overnight. No volunteer should be accepted
in any category whose record does not show sufficient experience
in that category to limit the transition training to teaching
the
peculiarities of a new plane.
Let me repeat, much money and much irreplaceable equipment
has already been wasted, the A.V.G.'s combat efficient seriously
lowered, by the employment policy that has been followed. I am
aware that this policy makes it far easier to fill the
employment
quotas. But I prefer to have the employment quotas partly
unfilled, than to receive pilots hired on the principle of "Come
one, come all."
Very sincerely yours.
C. L. CHENNAULT,
Commanding, A.V.G.
Copies to: Dr. T.V. Soong.
Files
So the Wanks were there, happily living up to their reputation
of trashing their own side in a conflict. Probably explains why
so many defected as thay could do more damage to the enemy that
way.
J C
Dr Giggles wrote:
So, if we Americans joined the German side, the war in fact would have ended
sooner, with the allies winning in any case? By waiting to see which side is
going to win and joining that side, as we do in any major conflict, we in fact
did everybody a major disservice in this case.
We really should just stay at home. Darwin would be proud, watching us teach
our children that it is right to carry guns, and encouraging us to lay waste to
each other with firearms before we can even read.
More dead Americans=improvements in the gene pool. The younger the better,
because it gives us Americans less opportunity to breed.
God Bless America, the land of the stupid.
phx...@home.com
>
> So the Wanks were there, happily living up to their reputation
> of trashing their own side in a conflict. Probably explains why
> so many defected as thay could do more damage to the enemy that
> way.
>
Mildly interesting, but mainly proves that mercenaries will try any way
they can to fight, even fake personal qualifications. What's your
point?
Detail the "defected" or admit you're a liar.
Dr Giggles
>
>Mildly interesting, but mainly proves that mercenaries will try
any way
>they can to fight, even fake personal qualifications. What's
your
>point?
That Americunts just can't be on the loosing side and are
prepared to lie and/or defect to do so.
>Detail the "defected" or admit you're a liar.
>
Moi ? A Liar ? A harsh accusation from a self-confessed liar
such as yourself. I refer your untrustworthy self to the article
not written by me, posted earlier to which said allegations of
defection were made.
Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
phx...@home.com
>
> Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
>
>
Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
Dr Giggles
Nil points.
Only a perv like you would resort to sexual innuendo in an
attempt to divert from their own lost cause.
phx...@home.com
Dr Giggles wrote:
>
> Phuxy's knowledge of popular brand names in dogbiscuits :
>
> Nil points.
1. I don't live wherever the fuck you do
2. I don't build my life around tv, or its advertising
3. My interests lie a bit higher than dog food
4. You're a dipstick
>
> Only a perv like you would resort to sexual innuendo in an
> attempt to divert from their own lost cause.
>
Lighten up, or I'll send you off on another goose chase.
I still think you're a faggot.
Sally Anne Huckstepp
"phx...@home.com" wrote:
> >
> > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> >
> >
>
> Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
Larry@home
Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote in message <3919185C...@thepond.com>...
I don't care what they cost I can afford it.
$3.00, hell!, why so expensive?
Oh! breakfast dinner and supper included.
And accomodation as well.
I'll have one ticket then.
phx...@home.com
Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote:
>
> "phx...@home.com" wrote:
>
> > >
> > > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
>
> yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
Do you still felch?
phx...@home.com
"Larry@home" wrote:
>
> Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote in message <3919185C...@thepond.com>...
> >
> >
> >"phx...@home.com" wrote:
> >
> >> >
> >> > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> >
> >yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> >don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> >the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
> >
> Where do we get tickets from?
> I don't care what they cost I can afford it.
> $3.00, hell!, why so expensive?
> Oh! breakfast dinner and supper included.
> And accomodation as well.
> I'll have one ticket then.
Big spender! I guess I'd expect it from a guy living in an ancient
hovel with 300 year old furniture - poor fucker....
ala...@uswest.net
Sally Anne huckstepp wrote:
>
> "phx...@home.com" wrote:
>
> > Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote:
> > >
> > > "phx...@home.com" wrote:
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> > >
> > > yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> > > don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> > > the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
> >
> > Do you still felch?
>
> if you and your boyfriend alan ever unclench your cheeks and let go of your
> double dildo, I might sent my dog in to fetch it for you.
I think Sallie likes me. She follows me everywhere to dance
for me. Pity she's a graceless cunt.
Greg
>
> "Larry@home" wrote:
> >
> > Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote in message <3919185C...@thepond.com>...
> > >
> > >
> > >"phx...@home.com" wrote:
> > >
> > >> >
> > >> > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >>
> > >> Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> > >
> > >yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> > >don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> > >the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
> > >
> > I don't care what they cost I can afford it.
> > $3.00, hell!, why so expensive?
> > Oh! breakfast dinner and supper included.
> > And accomodation as well.
> > I'll have one ticket then.
>
> Big spender! I guess I'd expect it from a guy living in an ancient
> hovel with 300 year old furniture - poor fucker....
Must we assume that you have no idea of the value of 300 year old
furnature?
or just that you have no idea. ?
Greg.P.
Sally Anne huckstepp
"phx...@home.com" wrote:
> Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote:
> >
> > "phx...@home.com" wrote:
> >
> > > >
> > > > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> >
> > yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> > don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> > the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
>
phx...@home.com
Greg wrote:
>
> phx...@home.com wrote:
> >
> > "Larry@home" wrote:
> > >
> > > Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote in message <3919185C...@thepond.com>...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >"phx...@home.com" wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >>
> > > >> Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> > > >
> > > >yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> > > >don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> > > >the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
> > > >
> > > Where do we get tickets from?
> > > I don't care what they cost I can afford it.
> > > $3.00, hell!, why so expensive?
> > > Oh! breakfast dinner and supper included.
> > > And accomodation as well.
> > > I'll have one ticket then.
> >
> > Big spender! I guess I'd expect it from a guy living in an ancient
> > hovel with 300 year old furniture - poor fucker....
>
> Must we assume that you have no idea of the value of 300 year old
> furnature?
> or just that you have no idea. ?
>
> Greg.P.
I grew up in a house full of drunken fife, looey 14, queen enn, & even
'better' trashy old shit. Stick yer 'value' in yer capacious ass, &
save yer money fer some decent, <comfortable> furniture. Don't shop
near home.
phx...@home.com
Sally Anne huckstepp wrote:
>
> "phx...@home.com" wrote:
>
> > Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote:
> > >
> > > "phx...@home.com" wrote:
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> > >
> > > yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> > > don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> > > the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
> >
> > Do you still felch?
>
> if you and your boyfriend alan ever unclench your cheeks and let go of your
> double dildo, I might sent my dog in to fetch it for you.
Don't play dumb, pervert. I said "felch" - F E L C H. You know, that
filthy engle invention all the rage in soho.
phx...@home.com
ala...@uswest.net wrote:
>
> Sally Anne huckstepp wrote:
> >
> > "phx...@home.com" wrote:
> >
> > > Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "phx...@home.com" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> > > >
> > > > yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> > > > don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> > > > the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
> > >
> > > Do you still felch?
> >
> > if you and your boyfriend alan ever unclench your cheeks and let go of your
> > double dildo, I might sent my dog in to fetch it for you.
>
> I think Sallie likes me. She follows me everywhere to dance
> for me. Pity she's a graceless cunt.
If she wants to blow you, make her fill her mouth with bubble gum -
those snaggedy teeth will scar you for life.
Greg
> > > >
> > > > Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote in message <3919185C...@thepond.com>...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >"phx...@home.com" wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> >
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> > > > >
> > > > >yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> > > > >don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> > > > >the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
> > > > >
> > > > I don't care what they cost I can afford it.
> > > > $3.00, hell!, why so expensive?
> > > > Oh! breakfast dinner and supper included.
> > > > And accomodation as well.
> > > > I'll have one ticket then.
> > >
> > > Big spender! I guess I'd expect it from a guy living in an ancient
> > > hovel with 300 year old furniture - poor fucker....
> >
> > Must we assume that you have no idea of the value of 300 year old
> > furnature?
> > or just that you have no idea. ?
> >
> > Greg.P.
>
> I grew up in a house full of drunken fife, looey 14, queen enn, & even
> 'better' trashy old shit. Stick yer 'value' in yer capacious ass, &
> save yer money fer some decent, <comfortable> furniture. Don't shop
> near home.
I'm glad you had an uncomfortable childhood (assuming that was when you
grew up?)
I have a very nice, comfortable leather swivel chair which was made
about 16 km (10 miles) from home in a New Zealand factory - sorry, we
only have them in 'Small arse" size.
Greg.
Sally Anne huckstepp
"phx...@home.com" wrote:
> Sally Anne huckstepp wrote:
> >
> > "phx...@home.com" wrote:
> >
> > > Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "phx...@home.com" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> > > >
> > > > yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> > > > don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> > > > the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
> > >
> > > Do you still felch?
> >
> > if you and your boyfriend alan ever unclench your cheeks and let go of your
> > double dildo, I might sent my dog in to fetch it for you.
>
> Don't play dumb, pervert. I said "felch" - F E L C H. You know, that
> filthy engle invention all the rage in soho.
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, because, like all americunts, you can't
spell.
If you require assistance with the removal of alan's semen from your anus, I'm
certain that any number of your compatriots will be able to assist. Their tongues
continue to wriggle without performing a useful function, so just ask the next
person that you see to set his tongue to your unwashed americunt anus and he will,
no doubt, be more than happy to help.
Sally Anne huckstepp
"Larry@home" wrote:
> Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote in message <3919185C...@thepond.com>...
> >
> >
> >"phx...@home.com" wrote:
> >
> >> >
> >> > Good boy. Play dead and I'll give you a nice bonio.
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> Keep your "bonio" in yer panties, nasty faggot.
> >
> >yeah, phuxie only plays with real girls with strap-ons, the gay boys
> >don't seem to want to know about him. Should see him and Alanasshole do
> >the Double-Dildo Rhumba together
> >
> Where do we get tickets from?
> I don't care what they cost I can afford it.
> $3.00, hell!, why so expensive?
> Oh! breakfast dinner and supper included.
> And accomodation as well.
> I'll have one ticket then.
oh, come on, donate the three bucks to your favourite charity. alan and
phuxwit dance for free all the time, anywhere and for anyone. alan even
dances for webtv customers, he has such a love for the art of dance.
phx...@home.com
>
> I'm glad you had an uncomfortable childhood (assuming that was when you
> grew up?)
Had I grown up before now, what would I be doing here?
>
> I have a very nice, comfortable leather swivel chair which was made
> about 16 km (10 miles) from home in a New Zealand factory - sorry, we
> only have them in 'Small arse" size.
>
What do you do when you have company? Take turns sitting in the chair?
What's it like, living in an industrial area? Do lunchwagons sell
burritos near your house?
phx...@home.com
> >
> > Don't play dumb, pervert. I said "felch" - F E L C H. You know, that
> > filthy engle invention all the rage in soho.
>
> I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, because, like all americunts, you can't
> spell.
> If you require assistance with the removal of alan's semen from your anus, I'm
> certain that any number of your compatriots will be able to assist. Their tongues
> continue to wriggle without performing a useful function, so just ask the next
> person that you see to set his tongue to your unwashed americunt anus and he will,
> no doubt, be more than happy to help.
You've now shown extensive knowledge of the filthiest act humans(?) have
yet devised. Don't touch me.
Sally Anne huckstepp
"phx...@home.com" wrote:
you were the one who brought up felching, little boy, so don't pretend to squirm.
phx...@home.com
> >
> > You've now shown extensive knowledge of the filthiest act humans(?) have
> > yet devised. Don't touch me.
>
> you were the one who brought up felching, little boy, so don't pretend to squirm.
It was a test for low-life faggots. You passed.
Dr Giggles
tests for other people? Are you setting a standard for others to
follow ? The phxbrd standard of sexual perversions certificate ?
A Degree in homosexual practices ? A Batchelors in Bestiality ?
A Masters in Masterbation ? I think you should be avoided,
repulsive little turd.
phx...@home.com
> >
> How come you know so much about felching to warrant setting
> tests for other people?
Frankly, it springs from my natural superiority.
Are you setting a standard for others to
> follow ?
No, not for you - only those far, far above you. Don't worry about it.
You're unaffected.
The phxbrd standard of sexual perversions certificate ?
There may be areas of sexual practices most would consider 'gray', but
felching is NOT one of them. It's pure filth, & something even animals
would not practice.
> A Degree in homosexual practices ? A Batchelors in Bestiality ?
> A Masters in Masterbation ? I think you should be avoided,
> repulsive little turd.
Then slink off, and consider yourself spanked, spankerd. Better yet,
since you're no match, just *plonk* me, loser....
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Larry@home
phx...@home.com wrote in message <391B4F97...@home.com>...
No we don't have Burritos, what are they?
Regurgitated buffalo shit or road kill?
Besides I hear Burritos are only sold in Greater Mexico, which now includes
Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California.
So how are your mexican language lessons coming along?
Do you tell your teacher about how you would like to emulate your hero Davy
Crockett and become a Faggot of the Mexican army?
phx...@home.com
> >
> >What's it like, living in an industrial area? Do lunchwagons sell
> >burritos near your house?
>
> No we don't have Burritos, what are they?
See, I keep pointing out that you foreigners don't know shit from
Shinola, & you keep denying it. Then you admit it with a post like
that. Katy KeRyst, boy, how can you claim any part of civility with no
knowledge of staple foods? You simply gotta get outa there....
> Regurgitated buffalo shit
I've no idea. There are none here.
or road kill?
You may be thinking of what we call 'jerky'.
> Besides I hear Burritos are only sold in Greater Mexico, which now includes
> Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California.
I think the population center of Mexico is somewhere near Sandusky,
Ohio.
> So how are your mexican language lessons coming along?
Muy bien, gracias!
> Do you tell your teacher about how you would like to emulate your hero Davy
> Crockett and become a Faggot of the Mexican army?
My personal faves of the time were the nine messican military cadets in
messico city under attack from a handful of US maureens. To avoid being
shot down like cowardly dogs, they wrapped themselves in messican flags,
hoping for reprieve. When that seemingly failed, they threw themselves
over the parapet to their death on the rocks below. I just love
pointless gestures - especially fatal ones involving foreigners.
phx...@home.com
>
> I just love your military "elite forces" (sic) - about as effective as
> a chocolate tea-pot.
I could go on with this by bringing up the infamous macedonian waiter
story needing no embellishment whatsoever, but instead will admit that I
have light use for <any> so-called "elite force". They're all bigger
than life, at least in their own PR designed to increase their budget.
No war is won until plain vanilla grunt infantrymen walk the walk.
>
phx...@home.com
>
> Whats this? the Mericans actually won a battle?
>
> Marines against Cadets - it hardly seems likely - which historian's
> dream was it?
"From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli...". You don't
get out much, innit?
Greg
>
> >
> > I'm glad you had an uncomfortable childhood (assuming that was when you
> > grew up?)
>
> Had I grown up before now, what would I be doing here?
>
mother taught me to always assume the best.
I had made the assumption that you were in your second (or later)
childhood.
> >
> > I have a very nice, comfortable leather swivel chair which was made
> > about 16 km (10 miles) from home in a New Zealand factory - sorry, we
> > only have them in 'Small arse" size.
> >
>
> What do you do when you have company? Take turns sitting in the chair?
They use the other chair, or one of the couches. These were probably
made locally, but I don't remember precisely where - definitely they
were made in New Zealand.
>
> What's it like, living in an industrial area?
This is little New Zealand; in 10 miles you can travel from the inner
edge of the industrial area, through residential suburbs, city center,
and into more residential suburbs.
Do lunchwagons sell
> burritos near your house?
We are rather more civilised than that.
Lunchwagons are almost unknown, and the food shops sell real food.
(except McDonalds)
Greg.P.
Greg
>
> > >
> > >What's it like, living in an industrial area? Do lunchwagons sell
> > >burritos near your house?
> >
Sally Anne Huckstepp
Greg wrote:
It was actually the Merkin Maureens against Papatoeoe's elite Primary School
Cadets. The Maureens wouldn't have won, except half of the school-kids were off
with the 'flu.
Greg
>
> >
> > Whats this? the Mericans actually won a battle?
> >
> > Marines against Cadets - it hardly seems likely - which historian's
> > dream was it?
>
> get out much, innit?
Not much in Mexico!
Los Angeles just long enough to catch the next flight - did I miss
anything?
Greg
> >
> > Marines against Cadets - it hardly seems likely - which historian's
> > dream was it?
>
> Cadets. The Maureens wouldn't have won, except half of the school-kids were off
> with the 'flu.
Obviously a bunch of cowardly dogs!
phx...@home.com
Greg wrote:
>
> phx...@home.com wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Whats this? the Mericans actually won a battle?
> > >
> > > Marines against Cadets - it hardly seems likely - which historian's
> > > dream was it?
> >
> > "From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli...". You don't
> > get out much, innit?
>
> Not much in Mexico!
> Los Angeles just long enough to catch the next flight - did I miss
> anything?
Too right! The federal building blew up just after you lifted off &
showered the county with brand-new $1000 bills.
phx...@home.com
> > Whats this? the Mericans actually won a battle?
> >
> > Marines against Cadets - it hardly seems likely - which historian's
> > dream was it?
>
> It was actually the Merkin Maureens against Papatoeoe's elite Primary School
> Cadets. The Maureens wouldn't have won, except half of the school-kids were off
> with the 'flu.
It was only a regiment or so, but mostly foot sojers, who walked ever
fuckin step of the way - over 2,000 miles - whupped ass, then walked
back. Some say "Gringo" came from the green coats the maureens wore at
the time. "There the green go..."
Oh yeah - messicans whipped by the handful of American adventurers had
recently whipped the entire occupation force of frogs. See, there
really IS a pecking order....
Greg
>
> Greg wrote:
> >
> > phx...@home.com wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Whats this? the Mericans actually won a battle?
> > > >
> > > > Marines against Cadets - it hardly seems likely - which historian's
> > > > dream was it?
> > >
> > > get out much, innit?
> >
> > Not much in Mexico!
> > Los Angeles just long enough to catch the next flight - did I miss
> > anything?
>
> Too right! The federal building blew up just after you lifted off &
> showered the county with brand-new $1000 bills.
It wasn't me - honest.
(I was sure nobody saw me)
Dr Giggles
<phx...@home.com> took his foot out of his mouth to say:
>
>> >
>> How come you know so much about felching to warrant setting
>> tests for other people?
>
>Frankly, it springs from my natural superiority.
Superiority in knowledge of revolting sexual practices. I cannot
disagree with you over that.
>Are you setting a standard for others to
>> follow ?
>
>No, not for you - only those far, far above you. Don't worry
about it.
>You're unaffected.
I am so relieved.
>The phxbrd standard of sexual perversions certificate ?
>
>There may be areas of sexual practices most would
consider 'gray', but
>felching is NOT one of them. It's pure filth, & something even
animals
>would not practice.
>
Your dog must be so disappointed in you.
>> A Degree in homosexual practices ? A Batchelors in
Bestiality ?
>> A Masters in Masterbation ? I think you should be avoided,
>> repulsive little turd.
>
>Then slink off, and consider yourself spanked, spankerd.
If a spankerd is someone who spanks, then you're the one who'se
spanked.
Better yet,
>since you're no match, just *plonk* me, loser....
Brining sexual perversions into it again. Some people have no
imagination.
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
The echo is caused by the capacity of your colon where your
cranium is embedded.
Larry@home
--
"Shut That Door, Tabelard"
CCAaFT
Courtesy Camp Actors and Fellow Travellers
I don't despise Homosexuals
I pity them.
Greg wrote in message <391B6B7D...@ihug.co.nz>...
>Sally Anne Huckstepp wrote:
>>
>> Greg wrote:
>>
>> > phx...@home.com wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > >What's it like, living in an industrial area? Do lunchwagons sell
>> > > > >burritos near your house?
>> > > >
>> > > > No we don't have Burritos, what are they?
>> > >
>> > > See, I keep pointing out that you foreigners don't know shit from
>> > > Shinola,
Oh! we know what shinola is, therefore burritos must be shit.
See I keep telling you we do know Burritos from shinola
>& you keep denying it. Then you admit it with a post like
>> > > that. Katy KeRyst, boy, how can you claim any part of civility with
no
>> > > knowledge of staple foods? You simply gotta get outa there....
>> > >
>> > > > Regurgitated buffalo shit
>> > >
>> > > I've no idea. There are none here.
Of course there aren't, Mackdunnalds bought them all and keep them locked up
on Rhode island, and Americunt citizens patrol the island gathering up the
buffalo shit and scraping it onto Baps to sell to other Americunts in
Arizona and other desert states like that.
>> > >
>> > > or road kill?
>> > >
>> > > You may be thinking of what we call 'jerky'.
No i am not going on about wanking, why do you keep on coming back to your
only sexual experience?
>> > >
>> > > > Besides I hear Burritos are only sold in Greater Mexico, which now
includes
>> > > > Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California.
>> > >
>> > > I think the population center of Mexico is somewhere near Sandusky,
>> > > Ohio.
>> > >
>> > > > So how are your mexican language lessons coming along?
>> > >
>> > > Muy bien, gracias!
>> > >
>> > > > Do you tell your teacher about how you would like to emulate your
hero Davy
>> > > > Crockett and become a Faggot of the Mexican army?
>> > >
>> > > My personal faves of the time were the nine messican military cadets
in
>> > > messico city under attack from a handful of US maureens.
So that would be Nine Cadets i.e.
being trained
against six us maureens
i.e. trained experienced murderers.
seems like better odds for the us maureens.
How many maureens were killed by friendly fire?
To avoid being
>> > > shot down like cowardly dogs,
Whats cowardly about dogs?
Your wife isn't a coward and she's a dog.
> they wrapped themselves in messican flags,
>> > > hoping for reprieve.
>> When that seemingly failed, they threw themselves
>> > > over the parapet to their death on the rocks below. I just love
>> > > pointless gestures - especially fatal ones involving foreigners.
There are so many points in this statement that show their heroism that one
can easily understand why Davy Crockett preferred being a Faggot in a frock
for the messicans.
>> >
>> > Whats this? the Mericans actually won a battle?
>> >
>> > Marines against Cadets - it hardly seems likely - which historian's
>> > dream was it?
Made in Hollywood , need you ask?
>>
>> It was actually the Merkin Maureens against Papatoeoe's elite Primary
School
>> Cadets. The Maureens wouldn't have won, except half of the school-kids
were off
>> with the 'flu.
>
phx...@home.com
Greg wrote:
>
> phx...@home.com wrote:
> >
> > Greg wrote:
> > >
> > > phx...@home.com wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Whats this? the Mericans actually won a battle?
> > > > >
> > > > > Marines against Cadets - it hardly seems likely - which historian's
> > > > > dream was it?
> > > >
> > > > "From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli...". You don't
> > > > get out much, innit?
> > >
> > > Not much in Mexico!
> > > Los Angeles just long enough to catch the next flight - did I miss
> > > anything?
> >
> > Too right! The federal building blew up just after you lifted off &
> > showered the county with brand-new $1000 bills.
>
> It wasn't me - honest.
> (I was sure nobody saw me)
Turns out it was the LA Tourist Bureau what done it in a successful
effort to attract more foreign tourists who still leave more than they
take. You guys are hilariously easy to short change & know that none of
<us> pay $378.49 to taxi in from LAX.
phx...@home.com
>
> Oh! we know what shinola is, therefore burritos must be shit.
> See I keep telling you we do know Burritos from shinola
I further suspect that you know Jack Shit.
Do you have us confused with Cambodia? I think they have buffalo there.
Sally Anne Huckstepp
Sally Anne Huckstepp
Dr Giggles [reposted because of HipClone cancel]
I am so relieved.
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
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Larry@home
phx...@home.com wrote in message <391CBAE2...@home.com>...
>
>>
>> Oh! we know what shinola is, therefore burritos must be shit.
>> See I keep telling you we do know Burritos from shinola
>
>I further suspect that you know Jack Shit.
Of course I do, I am posting a reply to him as we speak.
>
>
>Do you have us confused with Cambodia? I think they have buffalo there.
That is probably what has happened, I can't tell you third world countries
apart these days.
What has happened to all those nice young white men and women we sent you,
have the natives eaten them, like that nasty woman called Moniker did to
your iddle pwesident?