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The Queen of Cans and Jars
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >
> > would i give you a bum steer?
>
> I would give you a transient jackalope
we don't dare
crisis
>
> would i give you a bum steer?
This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.
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Harry of Harryworld
>
> would i give you a bum steer?
I would give you a transient jackalope
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> >
> > would i give you a bum steer?
>
> I would give you a transient jackalope
>
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>In article <39CEA8D3...@home.com>,
> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> >
>> > would i give you a bum steer?
>>
>> I would give you a transient jackalope
>>
>I would give you an impetus to disaster
>
>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
the_mighty_balloo
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> would i give you a bum steer?
>
> I would give you a transient jackalope
It takes a strong man to shave a chihuahua.
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paramucho
<jspo...@meow.hlaghlaghlag.org> wrote:
>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>>
>> would i give you a bum steer?
>
>This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.
>
>DWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PH0OT PHOOT PHOOT
Ultraman Niru
of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>would i give you a bum steer?
I'll settle for a golden calf.
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Doktor Pete
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>
> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
> <39ceb923.73796864@news-server>:
>
> >On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 02:02:26 GMT, nas...@worldnet.att.net was all
> >like:
> >
> >>In article <39CEA8D3...@home.com>,
> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> >>>
> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> >>>
> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> >>
> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
>
> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many clowns made from
> velvet?
Hand me that slipper; I've got a train to derail.
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hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS (Doktor Pete) wrote:
> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
> <39ceb923.73796864@news-server>:
>
> >On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 02:02:26 GMT, nas...@worldnet.att.net was all
> >like:
> >
> >>In article <39CEA8D3...@home.com>,
> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> >>>
> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> >>>
> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> >>
> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
>
> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many clowns made from
> velvet?
>
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> On Sun, 24 Sep 2000 18:13:48 -0700, que...@bungmunch.org (The Queen
> of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>
> >would i give you a bum steer?
>
> I'll settle for a golden calf.
i want the angel who will not shatter
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
> <39ceb923.73796864@news-server>:
>
> >On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 02:02:26 GMT, nas...@worldnet.att.net was all
> >like:
> >
> >>In article <39CEA8D3...@home.com>,
> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> >>>
> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> >>>
> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> >>
> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
>
> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many clowns made from
> velvet?
Things I Never Understood About the '60s: how in the world are they
making that sound? velvet underground.
Beekeeper
of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>Doktor Pete <hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS> wrote:
>
>> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
>> <39ceb923.73796864@news-server>:
>>
>> >On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 02:02:26 GMT, nas...@worldnet.att.net was all
>> >like:
>> >
>> >>In article <39CEA8D3...@home.com>,
>> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
>> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> >>> >
>> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
>> >>>
>> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
>> >>>
>> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
>> >>
>> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
>>
>> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many clowns made from
>> velvet?
>
>Things I Never Understood About the '60s: how in the world are they
>making that sound? velvet underground.
things i left in my trunk that i oughtn't have: milk, nerve gas, etc.
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> On Wed, 27 Sep 2000 07:41:47 -0700, que...@bungmunch.org (The Queen
> of Cans and Jars) wrote:
>
> >Doktor Pete <hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS> wrote:
> >
> >> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
> >> <39ceb923.73796864@news-server>:
> >>
> >> >On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 02:02:26 GMT, nas...@worldnet.att.net was all
> >> >like:
> >> >
> >> >>In article <39CEA8D3...@home.com>,
> >> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> >> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> >> >>>
> >> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> >> >>
> >> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
> >>
> >> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many clowns made
> >> from velvet?
> >
> >Things I Never Understood About the '60s: how in the world are they
> >making that sound? velvet underground.
>
> things i left in my trunk that i oughtn't have: milk, nerve gas, etc.
there must be something more to know
The Queen of Cans and Jars
> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > Beekeeper <bkpr...@fas.harvard.edu> wrote:
> > > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > > >Doktor Pete <hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS> wrote:
> > > >> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
> > > >> >nas...@worldnet.att.net was all like:
> > > >> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> > > >> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > > >> >>> >
> > > >> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> > > >> >>>
> > > >> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> > > >> >>>
> > > >> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
> > > >>
> > > >> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many clowns made
> > > >> from velvet?
> > > >
> > > >Things I Never Understood About the '60s: how in the world are they
> > > >making that sound? velvet underground.
> > >
> > > things i left in my trunk that i oughtn't have: milk, nerve gas, etc.
> >
> > there must be something more to know
>
> If you pick at scabs they bleed
i've been in love before and i can love again
Harry of Harryworld
>
> >Doktor Pete <hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS> wrote:
> >
> >> <39ceb923.73796864@news-server>:
> >>
> >> >On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 02:02:26 GMT, nas...@worldnet.att.net was all
> >> >like:
> >> >
> >> >>In article <39CEA8D3...@home.com>,
> >> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> >> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> >> >>>
> >> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> >> >>
> >> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
> >>
> >> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many clowns made from
> >> velvet?
> >
> >making that sound? velvet underground.
>
> things i left in my trunk that i oughtn't have: milk, nerve gas, etc.
things I forgot when I got older: how to skip, how to write all wiggly,
how to be bored in school
STFGP
> Beekeeper <bkpr...@fas.harvard.edu> wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 27 Sep 2000 07:41:47 -0700, que...@bungmunch.org (The Queen
> > of Cans and Jars) wrote:
> >
> > >Doktor Pete <hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS> wrote:
> > >
> > >> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
> > >> <39ceb923.73796864@news-server>:
> > >>
> > >> >On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 02:02:26 GMT, nas...@worldnet.att.net was all
> > >> >like:
> > >> >
> > >> >>In article <39CEA8D3...@home.com>,
> > >> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> > >> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > >> >>> >
> > >> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> > >> >>
> > >> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
> > >>
> > >> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many clowns made
> > >> from velvet?
> > >
> > >Things I Never Understood About the '60s: how in the world are they
> > >making that sound? velvet underground.
> >
> > things i left in my trunk that i oughtn't have: milk, nerve gas, etc.
>
> there must be something more to know
If you pick at scabs they bleed
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On Wed, 04 Oct 2000 16:08:16 -0700, in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, STFGP
<goos...@pacific.net.au> amazed everyone with a post which demonstrated
the wit of Voltaire and the succinctness of Flaubert,thusly
>The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>
>> STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
>>
>> > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> > > STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
>> > > > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> > > > > Beekeeper <bkpr...@fas.harvard.edu> wrote:
>> > > > > > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> > > > > > >Doktor Pete <hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS> wrote:
>> > > > > > >> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
>> > > > > > >> >nas...@worldnet.att.net was all like:
>> > > > > > >> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
>> > > > > > >> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
>> > > > > > >> >>> >
>> > > > > > >> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
>> > > > > > >> >>>
>> > > > > > >> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
>> > > > > > >> >>>
>> > > > > > >> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
>> > > > > > >> >>
>> > > > > > >> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
>> > > > > > >>
>> > > > > > >> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many
>> > > > > > >> clowns made from velvet?
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > >Things I Never Understood About the '60s: how in the world are they
>> > > > > > >making that sound? velvet underground.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > things i left in my trunk that i oughtn't have: milk, nerve gas, etc.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > there must be something more to know
>> > > >
>> > > > If you pick at scabs they bleed
>> > >
>> > > i've been in love before and i can love again
>> >
>> > I like to look at clouds
>>
>> the folks down there is on auto-destruct
>
>I draw lines in the sand
i write my name in the snow
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> On Wed, 04 Oct 2000 16:08:16 -0700, in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, STFGP
> <goos...@pacific.net.au> amazed everyone with a post which demonstrated
> the wit of Voltaire and the succinctness of Flaubert,thusly
>
> >
> >> > > > > > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> > > > > > >Doktor Pete <hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS> wrote:
> >> > > > > > >> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
> >> > > > > > >> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> >> > > > > > >> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> > > > > > >> >>> >
> >> > > > > > >> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> >> > > > > > >> >>>
> >> > > > > > >> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> >> > > > > > >> >>>
> >> > > > > > >> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> >> > > > > > >> >>
> >> > > > > > >> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
> >> > > > > > >>
> >> > > > > > >> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many
> >> > > > > > >> clowns made from velvet?
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > >Things I Never Understood About the '60s: how in the world are they
> >> > > > > > >making that sound? velvet underground.
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > things i left in my trunk that i oughtn't have: milk, nerve gas, etc.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > there must be something more to know
> >> > > >
> >> > > > If you pick at scabs they bleed
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > I like to look at clouds
> >>
> >> the folks down there is on auto-destruct
> >
> >I draw lines in the sand
>
> i write my name in the snow
getting all glimmery
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> On Wed, 04 Oct 2000 16:08:16 -0700, in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, STFGP
> <goos...@pacific.net.au> amazed everyone with a post which demonstrated
> the wit of Voltaire and the succinctness of Flaubert,thusly
>
> >The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >
> >> STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
> >>
> >> > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> > > STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
> >> > > > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> > > > > Beekeeper <bkpr...@fas.harvard.edu> wrote:
> >> > > > > > The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> > > > > > >Doktor Pete <hah...@shpxurnq.net.UCELESS> wrote:
> >> > > > > > >> youwan...@asknice.com (Dirk Gently) wrote
> >> > > > > > >> >nas...@worldnet.att.net was all like:
> >> > > > > > >> >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> >> > > > > > >> >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> >> > > > > > >> >>> >
> >> > > > > > >> >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> >> > > > > > >> >>>
> >> > > > > > >> >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> >> > > > > > >> >>>
> >> > > > > > >> >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> >> > > > > > >> >>
> >> > > > > > >> >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
> >> > > > > > >>
> >> > > > > > >> Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many
> >> > > > > > >> clowns made from velvet?
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > >Things I Never Understood About the '60s: how in the world are they
> >> > > > > > >making that sound? velvet underground.
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > things i left in my trunk that i oughtn't have: milk, nerve gas, etc.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > there must be something more to know
> >> > > >
> >> > > > If you pick at scabs they bleed
> >> > >
> >> > > i've been in love before and i can love again
> >> >
> >> > I like to look at clouds
> >>
> >> the folks down there is on auto-destruct
> >
> >I draw lines in the sand
>
> i write my name in the snow
Celebrate the failure
Doktor Pete
<8rf96f$1at$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
ODE TO FAILURE
-------------- Allan Ginsberg, 1984
Many prophets have failed, their voices silent
ghost-shouts in basements nobody heard dusty laughter in family attics
nor glanced them on park benches weeping with relief under empty sky
Walt Whitman viva'd local losers - courage to Fat Ladies in the Freak
Show! nervous prisoners whose mustached lips dripped sweat on chow lines -
Mayakovsky cried, Then die! my verse, die like the workers' rank & file
fusilladed in Petersburg!
Prospero burned his Power books & plummeted his magic wand to the bottom
of dragon seas
Alexander the Great failed to find more worlds to conquer!
O Failure I chant your terrifying name, accept me as your 54 year old
prophet
epicking Eternal Flop! I join your pantheon of mortal bards, & hasten this
ode with high blood pressure
rushing to the top of my skull as if I wouldn't last another minute, like
the Dying Gaul! to
You, Lord of blind Monet, deaf Beethoven, armless Venus de Milo, headless
Winged Victory!
I failed to sleep with every bearded rosy-cheeked boy I jacked off over
My tirades destroyed no Intellectual Unions of KGB & CIA in turtlenecks &
underpants, their woollen suits & tweeds
I never dissolved Plutonium or dismantled the nuclear Bomb before my skull
lost hair
I have not yet stopped the Armies of entire Mankind in their march towards
World War III
I never got to Heaven, Nirvana, X, Whatchamacallit, I never left Earth,
I never learned to die.
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** Updated 1st September 2000: "Pisgah Dub" **
Fred Ziffel
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On Fri, 06 Oct 2000 08:24:47 -0700, in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, STFGP
<goos...@pacific.net.au> amazed everyone with a post which
demonstrated the wit of Voltaire and the succinctness of Flaubert,
thusly:
>Doktor Pete inspired me with the following:
>
>> STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote
>> <8rf96f$1at$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>Cool..
>I never learned to die.
I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
the end, you know.
STFGP
> STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote
> <8rf96f$1at$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
> --
> Music you don't like: http://www.mp3.com/dktr
> ** Updated 1st September 2000: "Pisgah Dub" **
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I will have to remember to take notes then..
STFGP
I will have to remember to take notes then..
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>
> In article <39DB924...@home.com>,
Last night I performed a slangectomy on myself. My giblets were
bristling with non-standard English.
Ontario Emperor
> > >
> > >Cool..
> > >I never learned to die.
> >
> > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
> > the end, you know.
>
> I will have to remember to take notes then..
Doe...a deer...a female deer...
--
20000920
nas...@worldnet.att.net
STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
> Ontario Emperor wrote:
>
> > > > >
> > > > >Cool..
> > > > >I never learned to die.
> > > >
> > > > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
> > > > the end, you know.
> > >
> > > I will have to remember to take notes then..
> >
>
> A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.......
>
In august 1956, Boris Yeltsin met with Anne Rice in Baltimore to discuss
taste great less filling. As it happens, they engaged in licorice whips
and ended up hatching a plan involving the smokers in Bulgaria.
STFGP
> > > >
> > > >Cool..
> > > >I never learned to die.
> > >
> > > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
> > > the end, you know.
> >
> > I will have to remember to take notes then..
>
> Doe...a deer...a female deer...
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.......
>
>
> --
> 20000920
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
--
Beekeeper
>In article <39DB924...@home.com>,
>It would destroy our love for french vanilla coffee
les FRANCE
STFGP
> In article <8rnj94$231$1...@pizzaboy.databasix.com>,
> STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
> > Ontario Emperor wrote:
> >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Cool..
> > > > > >I never learned to die.
> > > > >
> > > > > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
> > > > > the end, you know.
> > > >
> > > > I will have to remember to take notes then..
> > >
> > > Doe...a deer...a female deer...
> >
> > A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.......
> >
> In august 1956, Boris Yeltsin met with Anne Rice in Baltimore to discuss
> taste great less filling. As it happens, they engaged in licorice whips
> and ended up hatching a plan involving the smokers in Bulgaria.
1956 was 44 years ago...... I don't smoke......
nas...@worldnet.att.net
STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
> nas...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
>
> > In article <8rnj94$231$1...@pizzaboy.databasix.com>,
> > STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
> > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >Cool..
> > > > > > >I never learned to die.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
> > > > > > the end, you know.
> > > > >
> > > > > I will have to remember to take notes then..
> > > >
> > > > Doe...a deer...a female deer...
> > >
> > > A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.......
> > >
> > taste great less filling. As it happens, they engaged in licorice whips
> > and ended up hatching a plan involving the smokers in Bulgaria.
>
> 1956 was 44 years ago...... I don't smoke......
>
1969 was 31 years ago. 1977 was 23 years ago. As it happens they were
hatching and engaging, engaging and hatching. Oh and meeting and discussing,
just discussing and meeting. In 1956. 44 years ago. 惱u will smoke someday.
惱u will move to bulgaria and become an autocrat named dirt devil cyclone
cigarette emperor. So there, cigarette man.
Ward
wrote:
>Ontario Emperor wrote:
>
>> > > >
>> > > >Cool..
>> > > >I never learned to die.
>> > >
>> > > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
>> > > the end, you know.
>> >
>> > I will have to remember to take notes then..
>>
>> Doe...a deer...a female deer...
>
>A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.......
>
Hi ho my .30-o, a hunting we will go.
-m---------------------------------------------e-
KotAGoR #36
Empire of APDD d00d #8r345t5
Always on Blub's Lits
ALL HAIL THE NOW FAIRLY OLD SPIFFY WEBSITE
http://fpigs.freeservers.com
-o----------------------------------------------w-
nas...@worldnet.att.net
wardho...@For.Spam.databasix.com (Ward ) wrote:
> On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 03:34:38 -0700, STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Cool..
> >> > > >I never learned to die.
> >> > >
> >> > > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
> >> > > the end, you know.
> >> >
> >> > I will have to remember to take notes then..
> >>
> >> Doe...a deer...a female deer...
> >
> >A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.......
> >
>
Ontario Emperor
nas...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> In article <8rpl68$lc9$1...@fluffy.databasix.com>,
> STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
> > nas...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> >
> > > In article <8rnj94$231$1...@pizzaboy.databasix.com>,
> > > STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >Cool..
> > > > > > > >I never learned to die.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's
a quiz at
> > > > > > > the end, you know.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I will have to remember to take notes then..
> > > > >
> > > > > Doe...a deer...a female deer...
> > > >
> > > > A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.......
> > > >
discuss
> > > taste great less filling. As it happens, they engaged in licorice
whips
> > > and ended up hatching a plan involving the smokers in Bulgaria.
> >
> > 1956 was 44 years ago...... I don't smoke......
> >
>
> 1969 was 31 years ago. 1977 was 23 years ago. As it happens they were
> hatching and engaging, engaging and hatching. Oh and meeting and
discussing,
someday.
> ´ou will move to bulgaria and become an autocrat named dirt devil
cyclone
> cigarette emperor. So there, cigarette man.
Wanna hear the funny part? In 1978 I wrote a story about one of my
other aliases, saying that he had been blasted to Romania.
You can bet David Allen wouldn't write about THAT. "Rudy Left" was
enough.
nas...@worldnet.att.net
nas...@worldnet.att.net
> > wardho...@For.Spam.databasix.com (Ward ) wrote:
> > > On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 03:34:38 -0700, STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > >Cool..
> > > >> > > >I never learned to die.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
> > > >> > > the end, you know.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > I will have to remember to take notes then..
> > > >>
> > > >> Doe...a deer...a female deer...
> > > >
> > > >A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.......
> > > >
> > >
> > they make wonderful tonsil warmers
>
>
>SHOOT HIM NOW!
Ontario Emperor
smoke
> > someday.
> > cyclone
> > > cigarette emperor. So there, cigarette man.
> >
> > Wanna hear the funny part? In 1978 I wrote a story about one of my
> > other aliases, saying that he had been blasted to Romania.
> >
> > You can bet David Allen wouldn't write about THAT. "Rudy Left" was
> > enough.
> >
> blasted Romania
Dagwood blasted Blondie with the water hose in the conservatory.
--
20000920
nas...@worldnet.att.net
Ontario Emperor <oemp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In article <8rrn17$a2f$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> smoke
> > > someday.
> > > cyclone
> > > > cigarette emperor. So there, cigarette man.
> > >
> > > Wanna hear the funny part? In 1978 I wrote a story about one of my
> > > other aliases, saying that he had been blasted to Romania.
> > >
> > > You can bet David Allen wouldn't write about THAT. "Rudy Left" was
> > > enough.
> > >
> > blasted Romania
>
>
Ontario Emperor
nas...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> In article <8rt519$eiq$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Ontario Emperor <oemp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > In article <8rrn17$a2f$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> >
> The Pepperidge Farm industrial complex blasts goldfish.
Positively toe tapping.
--
20000920
nas...@worldnet.att.net
Ontario Emperor <oemp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> In article <8rt5p3$fct$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> nas...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> > In article <8rt519$eiq$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > Ontario Emperor <oemp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > In article <8rrn17$a2f$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > > smoke
> > > > > someday.
> devil
> > > > > cyclone
> > > > > > cigarette emperor. So there, cigarette man.
> > > > >
> > > > > Wanna hear the funny part? In 1978 I wrote a story about one of
> my
> > > > > other aliases, saying that he had been blasted to Romania.
> > > > >
> > > > > You can bet David Allen wouldn't write about THAT. "Rudy Left"
> was
> > > > > enough.
> > > > >
> > > > blasted Romania
> > >
> > >
> > The Pepperidge Farm industrial complex blasts goldfish.
>
> Positively toe tapping.
>
Ontario Emperor
nas...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> In article <8rt60g$fg2$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Ontario Emperor <oemp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > In article <8rt5p3$fct$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > nas...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> > > In article <8rt519$eiq$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> > > Ontario Emperor <oemp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > > In article <8rrn17$a2f$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
will
> > > > smoke
> > > > > > someday.
dirt
> > devil
> > > > > > cyclone
> > > > > > > cigarette emperor. So there, cigarette man.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Wanna hear the funny part? In 1978 I wrote a story about one
of
> > my
> > > > > > other aliases, saying that he had been blasted to Romania.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You can bet David Allen wouldn't write about THAT. "Rudy
Left"
> > was
> > > > > > enough.
> > > > > >
> > > > > blasted Romania
> > > >
> > > >
> > > The Pepperidge Farm industrial complex blasts goldfish.
> >
> > Positively toe tapping.
> >
> But damn it, they're still not ripe. Can't wait for toe season.
Math is hard. What's a Frankie Valley?
--
20000920
Fred Ziffel
Hash: Lebanese
On Tue, 10 Oct 2000 00:40:14 GMT, in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, Ontario
Emperor <oemp...@hotmail.com> amazed everyone with a post which
demonstrated the wit of Voltaire and the succinctness of Flaubert,
thusly:
>In article <7j00uskin1osaclkg...@4ax.com>,
>Nina Hagen is now on-topic.
UFOs are picking us up.
STFGP
> In article <8rqpaq$fc9$2...@shpxurnq.databasix.com>,
> wardho...@For.Spam.databasix.com (Ward ) wrote:
> > On Sun, 08 Oct 2000 03:34:38 -0700, STFGP <goos...@pacific.net.au>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >Ontario Emperor wrote:
> > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >Cool..
> > >> > > >I never learned to die.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > I've learned it before and I'm learnin' it again. There's a quiz at
> > >> > > the end, you know.
> > >> >
> > >> > I will have to remember to take notes then..
> > >>
> > >> Doe...a deer...a female deer...
> > >
> > >A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go.......
> > >
> > Hi ho my .30-o, a hunting we will go.
> >
> they make wonderful tonsil warmers
Wabbit season....
--
Ontario Emperor
Nina Hagen is now on-topic.
--
Ontario Emperor
nas...@worldnet.att.net
>
Ontario Emperor
nas...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> In article <8rvteq$mvs$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> Ontario Emperor <oemp...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > In article <8ru0kh$o93$4...@oliveloaf.databasix.com>,
> >
> talking to herself on her *own* radio.
Elvis Costello.
Ontario Emperor
nas...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
> In article <8qot4e$hr2$1...@pookiehead.databasix.com>,> > <39ceb923.73796864@news-server>:
> >
> > >On Mon, 25 Sep 2000 02:02:26 GMT, nas...@worldnet.att.net was all
> > >like:
> > >
> > >>In article <39CEA8D3...@home.com>,
> > >> Harry of Harryworld <harry...@home.com> wrote:
> > >>> The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> > >>> >
> > >>> > would i give you a bum steer?
> > >>>
> > >>> I would give you a transient jackalope
> > >>>
> > >>I would give you an impetus to disaster
> > >>
> > >>I'd give you something to cry about, buddy.
> >
> > Things I Never Understood About The '70s: why were so many clowns
made from
> > velvet?
> >
Intense Excitement!!!
Doctor Slop
<8t4tbc$qk5$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>:
Stillness and wetness holding hands.
--
Royal Physician to the Court of Cans and Jars
nas...@worldnet.att.net
Doctor Slop
nas...@worldnet.att.net
Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad
Howard Hughes sports drink.
Doctor Slop
<MPG.1460bfa4d...@east.usenetserver.com>:
Jayne Mansfield speed reading.
Dave F.
Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad
Janet Reno prophylactics.
Ontario Emperor
Doctor Slop
>i can't believe you guys are giving these gems away for free
>
Who's my powermower, baby?
Doctor Slop
>In article <MPG.14610e9de...@east.usenetserver.com>,
> Rev. Meowatilla Al' Rashad <az...@mail.com> wrote:
>> Janet Reno prophylactics.
>
>You've heard my tale, it's destiny,
>
Thank you for the verisimilitude. I always wanted one of my own.
Fred Ziffel
Hash: Lebanese
On Wed, 25 Oct 2000 16:37:39 -0700, in alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, Rev.
Meowatilla Al' Rashad <az...@mail.com> amazed everyone with a post which
demonstrated the wit of Voltaire and the succinctness of Flaubert,thusly
Captain Beefheart weekly top 40 pop tunes countdown.
Jack Crofton
alt.non.sequitur:
On teh rocks.
--Jack Crofton, Brainsmashers Internet
"You better move now, little darling
Or you'll be trading fours
With the Jack of Speed."
Jack Crofton
Tipper Gore's Hot Sexy Slut-o-rama Show, weekdays on teh WB.
Dave F.
could someone direct me to the steely dan quote thread?
Jack Crofton
the people you meet, they all seem to know you.
Emily Post-Punk
Doctor Slop
<8t9c4g$j3u$1...@chihuahua.databasix.com>:
With a twist of loam.
Doctor Slop
<1ej44m1.hl3yx38km2zwN%ex...@wildgift.org>:
The queen of spades will sit in your armchair all night.
sighmoan
"Doctor Slop" <slopa...@sloppysu.edu> wrote in message
news:8FDA4FE9slopad...@165.21.66.121...
and a hey-nonny-nonny!
sighmoan
you feel alright
Doctor Slop
Doctor Slop
<svicfl...@corp.supernews.com>:
Make sure you take the redeye flight of the bumblebee.