Is Jimmy Olsen still alive?

[Bozo_D...@37.com]

and did Superman die for our Sins?

[Thomas Joseph]

Superman is not dead Stupid. I don't know where he is. Clark Kent died and Superman had to find someone else to pretend to be. He flew all over America looking for someone who looked just like him. The only guy he could find who shared his looks was a humma-sexual fashion designer from San Francisco. Superman's plan was to kill the guy then present himself in the guy's place. He had to study the gay voice to get it down. Sucked a few cocks along the way. "Strange", Superman muttered, "I don't remember Clark doing any if this stuff." Superman dug the boom scene to get the home vibe down just right. Hard work, like Bobby D or Pacino crawling so deep into a character they risk not being able to get out. But as much as "The Caped Wonder" dug the scene and his look-a-like buddy he knew he had to kill him. He snuffed the guy one cold and lonely night in the chilly mist of the city by the bay. The following day he showed up at the fashion designer's office and no one knew the difference. Every so often someone will pass Superman's alter ego on the street and yell out, "Well by God if it isn't Clark Kent", until they remember that Clark died in a boating accident last year. But it wasn't an accident. Superman killed him because he was tired of being Clark Kent and wanted to try something knew. From what I hear no one suspects a thing except for Jimmy Olsen who keeps insisting Clark's death was not an accident but rather the result of some kind of conspiracy. But he doesn't suspect Superman. Not yet. Stay tuned and all will be revealed.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Saturday, February 8, 2020 at 11:50:08 PM UTC-5, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> Superman is not dead Stupid. I don't know where he is. Clark Kent died and Superman had to find someone else to pretend to be. He flew all over America looking for someone who looked just like him. The only guy he could find who shared his looks was a humma-sexual fashion designer from San Francisco. Superman's plan was to kill the guy then present himself in the guy's place. He had to study the gay voice to get it down. Sucked a few cocks along the way. "Strange", Superman muttered, "I don't remember Clark doing any if this stuff." Superman dug the boom scene to get the home vibe down just right. Hard work, like Bobby D or Pacino crawling so deep into a character they risk not being able to get out. But as much as "The Caped Wonder" dug the scene and his look-a-like buddy he knew he had to kill him. He snuffed the guy one cold and lonely night in the chilly mist of the city by the bay. The following day he showed up at the fashion designer's office and no one knew the difference. Every so often someone will pass Superman's alter ego on the street and yell out, "Well by God if it isn't Clark Kent", until they remember that Clark died in a boating accident last year. But it wasn't an accident. Superman killed him because he was tired of being Clark Kent and wanted to try something knew. From what I hear no one suspects a thing except for Jimmy Olsen who keeps insisting Clark's death was not an accident but rather the result of some kind of conspiracy. But he doesn't suspect Superman. Not yet. Stay tuned and all will be revealed.

Lois Lane is Transgendered. Her dick is bigger than clarks. Olsen's dick is huge aand Perry White sucks it often. The Daily Planet is a cess pool of depravity. Metropolis makes Sin City look like Shangra lai.

[Thomas Joseph]

Test

[Thomas Joseph]

Test Two

[Thomas Joseph]

OK, those tears were conducted on the basis of a long well thought out concept I posted earlier only to get the over the limit message. I'm using the smartphone and the posts disappear. Pretty inconsiderate I'd say. I'll talk to them about it later.

But your post was funny. I picture comic book super heroes becoming so big that everyone had their favorite. Many waving banners and wearing tee shirts of their favorite super hero.

But our movie is not about super heroes; it's about the drama of the towns they come from. Two guys meet in a bar. Share a drink. "My name is Sam and I'm from Metropolis", says the first guy.

"Sorry, I'm not much of a Superman guy", says the second guy. "My name is Tony and I'm from Gotham City."

These two guys from two completely different towns - towns essentially at war - are able to sit down and share a drink and more. But they are in the minority. The streets are wild and dangerous, filled with super fans wearing tee shirts and carrying flags with the names of their hometowns on them. Smallville - Metropolis - Gotham City (even minor fringe contingents from Virginia City and North Fork) - just about all the big bergs represented. The gang wars are ferocious. Many participants mimic the moves of their favorite super heroes as they toss and sometimes land successful knees and fists. Sometimes knocking out their other-town rivals and pummeling them for 45 seconds after they go unconscious. This usually draws a large crowd. Mostly women, many vocal supporters of the unconscious dude's beating, now stood gazing at the motionless human punching bag on the sidewalk and yelling, "Make it nice again. Like before. Kick it harder, it'll wake up. Then when you hit it we can watch it move again. Come on man let's do this for Smallville.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

And Sin City! A lot of super heroes do not seem to come from a particular city. Maybe they are homeless.

[Thomas Joseph]

On Monday, February 10, 2020 at 8:50:21 AM UTC-5, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> And Sin City! A lot of super heroes do not seem to come from a particular city. Maybe they are homeless.

I'm not much into the super hero shit. I liked Superman and that was enough for me. Ok, some come from other planets. But the ones that call earth home base usually live in a city of some renown. It doesn't matter what city they come from anyway. I'm talking about fans of super heroes fighting to the death for their heroes but also for their home towns when they have one, especially if they the fans are from the same town. Come on Ollie, admit it, if Superman existed for real (yeah I know, he does), you would be dropping names just like everyone else from Metropolis. "Well, yes, it's true I never met Superman in person, but I met Lois Lane once and went to school with Jimmy Olsen." I'm talking warfare type stuff here. Big gangs. Super hero hooligans.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Big trend for awhile is to have homo super heroes. Well they were already pretty gay with masks and capes. What a weird scene.

[Thomas Joseph]

OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Big trend for awhile is to have homo super heroes. Well they were already pretty gay with masks and capes. What a weird scene.

Something Chafeyesque about the mask and cape thing.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Moro Bozo-esque

[Thomas Joseph]

Perhaps Chafey and Bozo after they get married. Or maybe Bozo is Chafey. What a stupid thing to say. I don't miss those "We know who you really are" posts from the old comedy group. Of course if Bozo were Chafey he'd still be posting as Chafey and he knows it because Chafey was a better poster than Bozo, end of story. But he had his flaws too. They all do. I even have a few. Not many thuough. Nope, compared to most not many at all.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Most of those comics were people I would never want to be around. I wonder if they know they are the ones who killed comedy.

[Thomas Joseph]

On Saturday, February 15, 2020 at 12:23:05 PM UTC-5, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Most of those comics were people I would never want to be around. I wonder if they know they are the ones who killed comedy.

They know nothing. I never met any of them. Sky wanted to take me to meet Gelder at a club in Raleigh but it never happened. Sounds like some kind of clandestine activity - a meeting of some kind, in Raleigh, Joseph and Skyving and a guy named Gelder - whoa, what's that all about? I post occasionally into a food group. Some of the people there like some of what I write. But I don't go into all the posts, mostly just stick to a thread of my own making that takes off and slowly evolves into something else with nothing forced by anyone involved until finally it just dies out. I can't speak for you as much as myself although I suspect we are the same in the sense that we have discriminating tastes. Sometimes those tastes might run to gutter trash, but if I like it it has to be good. So comedy still exists but it is rare, and usually when it's found it's in non comedy type venues such as for example real fucking life, man!

[OllieN...@aol.com]

What happened to Gelder? And the Marmel guy? They will be old men like us now.

[Thomas Joseph]

On Sunday, February 16, 2020 at 12:57:53 PM UTC-5, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> What happened to Gelder? And the Marmel guy? They will be old men like us now.

Old and hopefully bitter. I sometimes google these people, ones from the old group, just to see if their name pops up with something current. They do now and then but it's nothing big. Let's face it, I know the truth, and it is simple: Most performers of any kind work hard to get known so they can make enough money to quit doing what they claim to love. None of those fuckers love standup and they will never convince me otherwise. For Gelder and his crowd it's the old film festival route. These guys are salesmen first, whatever they claim to be second. Yes, they are older, and I would be they are still way more bitter than I ever was or will be. I win. Do you hear me Ollie? I win!

[Bozo_D...@37.com]

I betcha there was nothing funnier on Superman sets than would-be standups who delivered parodies and puns on capes, costume and wardrobe malfunctions that would make Janet Jackson jealous. Only thing funnier than a wardrobe costume failure on Superman were the stock car crashs between their new 1955 Desotos and Nash Ramblers —— everything was so big square and bulky, everything on wheels looked like a Boat. No such thing as a mini.

[Thomas Joseph]

The 40s cars were even bigger. In a different way. I owned a 48 Plymouth. Nice and comfy. Your comments about bulky car crashes made me think back to movies from the 30s where a car slams into a tree and sticks there. Very brutal. Not a bunch of bullshit like today with car parts flying all over the place in ultra slo-mo. And no power steering. Taking those curves is tough. But don't worry. If anybody gets out of line on the roads just let us know and we'll get Sgt. Dan Matthews and the Highway Patrol out there asap.

Ten Four!

[Bozo_D...@37.com]

On Sunday, February 16, 2020 at 3:10:29 PM UTC-8, bozo_d...@37.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 12, 2020 at 9:57:51 PM UTC-8, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> > OllieN...@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > > Big trend for awhile is to have homo super heroes. Well they were already pretty gay with masks and capes. What a weird scene.
> >
> >
> > Something Chafeyesque about the mask and cape thing.
>

> I betcha there was nothing funnier on Superman (SM) sets than would-be standups who delivered parodies and puns on capes, costume and wardrobe malfunctions that would make Janet Jackson jealous. Only thing funnier than a wardrobe costume failure on Superman were the stock car crashs between their new 1955 Desotos and Nash Ramblers —— everything was so big square and bulky, everything on wheels looked like a Boat. No such thing as a mini.

Woulda loved to have seen Superman in a promotional public appearance and some little kid sneaks up and tugs on his cape and says "Hey, I'm Jim Croce, who the fuck are you?"

[Thomas Joseph]

On Monday, February 17, 2020 at 6:51:22 AM UTC-5, Bozo_D...@37.com wrote:

> Woulda loved to have seen Superman in a promotional public appearance and some little kid sneaks up and tugs on his cape and says "Hey, I'm Jim Croce, who the fuck are you?"

Please Bozo, give up on the standup stuff. I'm telling you like a friend. I'm not saying I am your friend, only that I'm telling you like a friend that your attempts at rimshot humor is embarrassing. But at least you try, I'll give you that. You lay it out there. You give. You sacrifice. You go the extra mile. And you do it for love. Not for money, not for glory - you do it as you do everything in life - you do it for love. Oh yeah man, oh yeah.

[Bozo_D...@37.com]

Embarrassing how TJ? —— you really know how to hurt a clown dontcha Clown?

Okay how 'bout this then?:

Jim Croce: Hey Superman can I pull on your cape?

Superman: Pull on this Kid.

[Thomas Joseph]

We have bypassed the cheap and tawdry world of comedy and are taking things in a more arty direction. We are artists here, not needy sleazoid comics. We love to laugh. We welcome all posts, even those we are compelled to mock or criticize. This is how we in the art community grow and thrive, by sharing all and baring all. Nothing but truth, the royal foundation of art - not a bunch of New York City Catskillian please look at me and tell me I'm funny bullshit. Because this is the greatest newsgroup ever we never block or control posts. This is a free board. But Ollie and I have been thinking about making it moderated. Things are getting too out of control.

[Bozo_D...@37.com]

On Monday, February 17, 2020 at 3:27:00 PM UTC-8, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> We have bypassed the cheap and tawdry world of comedy and are taking things in a more arty direction. We are artists here, not needy sleazoid comics. We love to laugh. We welcome all posts, even those we are compelled to mock or criticize. This is how we in the art community grow and thrive, by sharing all and baring all. Nothing but truth, the royal foundation of art - not a bunch of New York City Catskillian please look at me and tell me I'm funny bullshit. Because this is the greatest newsgroup ever we never block or control posts. This is a free board. But Ollie and I have been thinking about making it moderated. Things are getting too out of control.

I'm confused TJ, first you say you're not a comic then you say you are or were. But before you go and moderate ALS, can you do me a solid and remind me how good you were? —— I vaguely remember you posting some old routine of yourself doing standup on somebody else's website and wondered if you could dig it up again? I'd show you my stuff but I never taped or did the same act twice. Somebody's got some of my stuff somewhere but you're gonna have to hunt good and hard for it.

Btw speaking of capes, I'm literally watching the 12/02/1952 Superman episode titled "The Stolen Costume".

[Thomas Joseph]

I'm saying I dabbled in stand up and was good at it but came over time to realize I don't like it or mist things to ever want to be a professional at it because that takes a few things like dedication and hard work if which I am no big fan. I am definitely into laughing. Without it I'm dead. Hey that might be the funniest thing if all. anyway I'm into laughter and I can respect a good stand-up (rare indeed) but overall I find most intended comedy to be not as funny as incidental stuff from real life.

[Thomas Joseph]

I rarely did the same act twice which is why I rarely did it. Some of those guys go up with the same stuff twice a night and do it in the same spot for a week. When I did the comedy crap I was always afraid of someone in the audience seeing me do the same thing twice, fearful they might see me as uninventive and non creative and a total fraud. I don't know how these guys can do the same thing all the time and not see it as gut-grinding heart-shredding work.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

On Tuesday, February 18, 2020 at 9:17:38 PM UTC-5, Thomas Joseph wrote:
> I rarely did the same act twice which is why I rarely did it. Some of those guys go up with the same stuff twice a night and do it in the same spot for a week. When I did the comedy crap I was always afraid of someone in the audience seeing me do the same thing twice, fearful they might see me as uninventive and non creative and a total fraud. I don't know how these guys can do the same thing all the time and not see it as gut-grinding heart-shredding work.

I do the same act every day. The act of life. My encore will be death.

[bosod...@gmail.com]

Yeah but are you writing Code? I wanna see some evidence —— post some strings and tell me what it Does. I like that stuff.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

I don't use strings. I use defines.

[bosod...@gmail.com]

whats the difference? —— and you knew that was coming.

[Thomas Joseph]

https://techterms.com/definition/string

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Well I never liked Unicode. Fuck internationalization. If you want to use a computer learn English.

[Thomas Joseph]

I am ducking into this thread just to say I was here before it died. I don't see this one going very far. It's up to Bozo. He started it and he must finish it. But as is the case with The Clown most of the time you can bet he won't finish it the same way he has left most important issues in his life unresolved, on purpose really to give himself something to concern himself with, to feel momentarily useful in some way instead of on the verge of suicide or perhaps even mass murder.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Been awhile since a mass killing. Why? Are we getting to lax? Come on people. You are Americans. Lock and load.

[bosod...@gmail.com]

URL don't work — and also betcha can't ask "what's the difference" between stuff.

Ollie's good at compression and questions like "what's the difference".

[Thomas Joseph]

Lots of URLs don't work. I expect failures on the web. But the web is God. It knows all even with it's flaws. I suggest you stop asking Ollie these questions and google them up instead. Come on Bozo, you can do it. You can make it happen. Keep at it and surely success in time will be yours.

[Thomas Joseph]

On Saturday, February 22, 2020 at 9:24:40 PM UTC-5, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Been awhile since a mass killing. Why? Are we getting to lax? Come on people. You are Americans. Lock and load.

They're still happening but they have to stand out to get the front page. Lots of smaller ones going down all the time. It's an addiction for the reader or viewer. "What, only 250 dead? Are you kidding me? The last plane that went down had 378 people on it. Come on man, give me something newsworthy here." That's the way it is. Yes, it's still happening - the mass murder scene is still in vogue - and a really big one hasn't happened in a while, but believe me when it finally happens it's going to be a mind blower. Just you wait and see.

[OllieN...@aol.com]

Still a funny scene in BB when WW goes on about the worse plane tragedies.

[Thomas Joseph]

On Monday, February 24, 2020 at 8:00:07 AM UTC-5, OllieN...@aol.com wrote:

> Still a funny scene in BB when WW goes on about the worse plane tragedies.

Yes. I watched a rerun of it a few years back with two people who loved the show but there was no laughter from either of them during that scene. Some people watched the show just for the suspense. I got into that a bit, but without the humor I never would have lasted as long watching it. I love that sort of humor where a guy is saying something he knows is being taken the wrong way and everything he says from there on to cover it up only takes him deeper into it. I loved the 747 vs the 707 thing too. Comparing the number killed in the skies above his hometown to two jets colliding on Tenerife. Talking about how big some jets are, able to hold more passengers than others. Yes I too really enjoyed that scene. It's funny how some people who enjoy that show see it differently at times. Leif and I share the humor of it. But for some reason he did not like the fly episode, the one where a fly gets trapped in the meth room at the Chicken Ranch and Walt refuses to cook more meth until "the room is cleared of all contaminants." Maybe it did go on a bit too long. But I enjoyed that one too. They were all funny. The only ones that bordered on being shit were the ones where Walt or maybe one or two other characters were involved. When scenes went to the women it really took a downhill turn.

[Bozo_D...@37.com]

I still need to know in 25 words more or less what the difference is between strings and defines?

[Thomas Joseph]

You need to realize once and for all that you don't really need anything but water and air with occasional bits of food. You may want info on some techno crap but don't want it bad enough to learn it. You have to make sacrifices. How bad do you want it? Pay me an agreed upon price and ask me the same questions you are asking Ollie, and if I don't know the answers right away I will pay to go to school and to learn them and charge you extra accordingly. You do not have to learn. I do not have to teach. All you have to do is open yourself up to my truth. Like a whale blasting through the sea with it's mouth wide open. Just remain open and the truth of my knowledge (and the knowledge of my ttruth will find it's way straight through your heart to the outer limits of your soul.

LET ME IN...!