15 June Puns
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 14:01:11 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 18:00:47 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >> Of course ... Anacapa for the cold air.
> >
> > Why, you planning on mountain both of us? Well I ashore you island on
> >my feet no matter what happens! 1
> >
> No, just to forestall a head cold (cold head?). I prefer to mont
> (blank)! 2
Forestall: In favor of procrastination or horse housing.
Tim Bruening
mike wheeELer wrote:
> In article <40219466$0$28870$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the world
oddly when:
> >
> >
> >"headdr" <tmac...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> >news:mzxTb.7447$GO6....@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> >>
> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> news:953t101c2gi7dm3hu...@4ax.com...
> >> > On 02 Feb 2004 11:50:36 GMT, Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com>
found
> >these
> >> > unused words floating about:
> >> >
> >> > >Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in
> >> > >news:bvlcvn$85b$1...@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de:
> >> > >
> >> > >> Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >>> "Palema" <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >> > >>> news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5...@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com...
> >> > >>>> A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal because he
> >wanted to
> >> > >>>> transcend dental medication.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>> that puns hits a nerve
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Who caries?
> >> > >
> >> > > I dent know.
> >> >
> >> > Denture in for a rough time ...
> >> >
> >> He countered with two expletives, a bicuspid.
> >
> > That was cutting ! We'll never bridge the gap now! :-(
> >
> Wire strippers not noted for their teeth?
Or their Wisdom?
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 17:26:04 -0800
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 7 Feb 2004 11:18:58 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
about:
> >
> > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > >> On Thu, 5 Feb 2004 11:25:01 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > >about:>
> > >>>
> > >>> "headdr" <tmac...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> > >>> news:mzxTb.7447$GO6....@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >>>> news:953t101c2gi7dm3hu...@4ax.com...
> > >>>>> On 02 Feb 2004 11:50:36 GMT, Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com>
> > >found>>>> these unused words floating about:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in
> > >>>>>> news:bvlcvn$85b$1...@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de:
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> "Palema" <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>>> news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5...@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com...
> > >>>>>>>>> A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal because he
> > >>>>>>>>> wanted to transcend dental medication.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> that puns hits a nerve
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Who caries?
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I dent know.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Denture in for a rough time ...
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> He countered with two expletives, a bicuspid.
> > >>>
> > >>> That was cutting ! We'll never bridge the gap now! :-(
> > >>>
> > >> They make variations incisor fitting anyone.
> > >
> > > If we amalgam ate will we get sick?
> > >
> > Nein, you'll be OK, but not nine.
> >
> After reading this, on my bike I sped away.
Megabytes: Computer dentists.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Mandatory: What a British Conservative must do.
Masticatory: A British Conservative eating.
Mediatory: British Conservator arbitrator.
Minatory: Small British Conservative.
Mutator: Potato that changes DNA.
Tim Bruening
Barber: Cold jail, alcohol vender, or lawyer association that cuts your
hair.
Barfor: The 4th jail, alcohol vender, or lawyer association.
Barton: 2,000 pound jail, alcohol vender, or lawyer association.
Bedlam: Loud sleeping area.
Beldam: A musical water barrier.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40F4BEC3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Betsy: An ocean casino.
> >
> > Casey: Suitcase ocean.
> >
> > Daisy: Flower ocean.
> >
> > Dicey: Die, ocean!
> >
> > Krypton: Heavy secret.
> >
> > Pepsi: A fizzy, uplifting sea.
> >
> > Peptide: The result of the moon pulling on the Pepsi.
>
> Polypeptide: The result of the moon pulling on a parrot.
>
> Polypeptide Chain: What it pulls the parrot with.
>
> A Nemo Acid.
Carbon Chain: Chain of pastries in an automobile.
Swimming Suit: Lawyer in water
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40B0A8F4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Advent: We need more ventilation.
> >
> > Advent: Insert angry rant.
> >
> > Adverse: Add a song.
> >
> > Adverse: Singing comercial.
> >
> > Convent: Against angry rants.
> >
> > Convent: A ranting criminal.
> >
> > Converse: Against singing.
> >
> > Contract: Against railroads.
> >
> > Enginuity: A locomotive driver's pension.
>
> The air-conditioing engineer is working overtime.
>
> Ven? Till late?
How chilling.
Chilling: Cold Chinese.
Heating: Hot Chinese.
Warming: Mildly hot Chinese vase
nemo
Oats: A horse's stable diet!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Car Biretta: Worn by a priest when he's driving.
Carbon: Automotive pastry.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4189B9FE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Tue, 4 May 2004 18:44:21 -0700, "Jenni Saqua"
<mar...@awol.com>
> found
> > > these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >"J. A. Mc." wrote ...
> > > >> On 04 May Dr Tormento originally found these
> > > >> unused words floating about:
> > > >>
> > > >> >Today is National Star Wars Day.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >May the 4th be with you!
> > > >>
> > > >> Oh be wanken Obie!
> > > >>
> > > >Hey, he did a good jabba that one...bet ya had to chewbacca bunch
of
> retorts
> > > >to hit that one.
> > > >
> > > Be Leah or not, I agree - it hutt the mark.
> >
> > Send in the Clones!
>
> Scientists have just found a way of cloning people so that they have
no
> sense of humour and no craving for alcohol - hence the new words to an
old
> song: "Dem clones, dem clones, dem dry clones . . ."
Dem clones: Same old liberal candidates.
Tim Bruening
"Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
news:<10p0ge6...@corp.supernews.com>...
> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Virginity: Tea drunk by those who have never made love.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 12:30:09 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> found these
unused
> words floating about:
>
> >Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >> On Fri, 11 Jun 2004 11:44:10 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nope, no chance. No chance at all. He's a nice guy
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but his sense of humor is, shall we say, a little
off
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the beaten track.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Beaten track....yeah, he should be hit with a
railroad
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tie.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I see that you're back in training, eh?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get off my cabose.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that a small caboose, conductor?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I just listen to the music. Greg's the one in charge
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> of bands.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> You appear to be on the wrong track.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> I was engineering a switch.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> You're just trying to derail this thread.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> It all ties together somehow.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Maybe you should choo choose another topic.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Maybe some one will coach me on it.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Not me. Get someone else to teach you how to choo choo.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I don't want to schedule anything that sounds atj.
> >>>>
> >>>> Don't worry. The alt.support.gay-lesbian newsgroup holds
clinics.
> >>>> They don't sound atj at all.
> >>>
> >>> You saying I'm a happy lesbian ?
> >>> I can live with that.
> >>
> >> No. I don't think you're all that choo choo choosy.
> >
> >Like I care if the woman is ugly or beautiful since
> >they all have the same stuff.
> >
> Still it's better if they have more stuff and nonsense.
Nonsense: No pennies!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40CAC4FB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Confirmatory: British Conservatives running a criminal company.
>
> Abbreviatory: A Conservatives with high lung capacity.
>
> Adjudicatory: A Conservative who's been circumcised.
>
> Affirmatory: A Conservative who's been working out.
>
> Alleviatory: A Conservative disguised as a tree.
>
> Amendatory: A Conservative repair man.
Creamatory: Thow a pie at a British Conservative.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3FD033DF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Forecast: 4 actors.
> >
> > Outcast: Gay actor who has left the closet.
> >
> > Overcast: Cloudy actors.
> >
> Telecast: Greek actors a long way away.
Comcast: Computerized actors.
Steelcast: Robot actors such as The Terminator.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4317E6B8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4271C478...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Mon, 24 May 2004 14:10:15 +0200, "John Smith"
> > > > <som...@microsoft.com>
> > > > > found these unused words floating about:
> > > > >
> > > > > >: It's the Psssssssssssssidon Adventure - about a ship that
gets a
> > > > puncture!
> > > > > >:
> > > > > >: BIG technical continuity lapse and the end. They cut a hole
in
> the
> > > > > >upturned
> > > > > >: hull and no air rushed out. There should have been a gale!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Wouldn't it have blown out the torch as soon as they made the
hole?
> > > > > >
> > > > > Depends upon whether they were in a single and small
compartment and
> > > > the
> > > > > water sealed off the other buoyant areas. There would have
been just
> a
> > > >
> > > > small
> > > > > release ...
> > > >
> > > > What if the girl ant areas are sealed off?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > A gentleman would be girlant enough not to mention that!
> >
> > Gallantry: Tree that bows and gives a gallon of juice.
>
> Topgallantry: Same, but tied to the mainmast of a sailing ship.
Sail Ling: Chinese discount.
Tim Bruening
Defer: To remove one's hair.
Prefer: Before you grow hair.
Refer: To grow hair again.
Tim Bruening
Inquest: Member of cast of adventure film.
Bequest; Entomological adventure.
Conquest 2: Jimmy Durante searching for his missing rhinal organ.
Interrupt Request: To start another subroutine.
Ole-Factory: A factory that manufactures perfumes, or a factory
constructed long ago.
Perfume: Unit of pricing of pollution.
Perfume: Unit of pricing of anger.
Tim Bruening
Vulnerable: Easily defeated bull.
Trouble: Another mean bull.
Kabul: Afghan Bull.
Frantic: Excitable tic.
Romantic: A tic in love.
Rustic: Oxygenated iron tic.
Attic: A high tic.
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41ECB121...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Allowing: A permissive bird.
> >
> > Blowing: A windy bird.
> >
> > Growing: Very big wings.
> >
> > Harrowing: Risk taking bird.
> >
> > Rowing: Bird in a small boat propelled by oars.
> >
> > Slowing: Bird that doesn't move very fast.
> >
> > Throwing: Bird from the big leagues.
> >
> Throwt: Flying gizzard!
Wowing: An amazing bird.
nemo
So Sissi Mississippi was realy Silly Mississippi?
(That's going back a few years. I've got an 8mm cine film of her somewhere!)
nemo
Meg Orion: Computer astronomical actress.
Which Orion is that?
Oh . . . .
Any Orion, any Orion,
Any any any Orion?
You look neat, talk about a treat!
You look so dapper from your napper to your feet.
Dressed in style, with a brand-new tile,
And your father's old green tie on.
I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain,
Orion, Orion.
'Ow's yer father, 'ow's yer father, 'ow's yer father . . . alright!
Sittin' in a dunsbin . . . . dead tight!
(That's the Cockney equivalent of the schmaltzy "Good evening freindzzzzzz!"
ending.)
BTW. Napper = head and tile = hat. Tight = drunk, or Brahms and Liszt as a
newt!
nemo
Denrtriste: A sad French toothy-pegs surgeon.
nemo
Or a cat that's had its DNA messed about with so much it looks like a spud!
nemo
Found out recently that our Imperial War Museum is housed in a building that
was one part of the Bedlam (Bethlehem) Lunatic asylum.
Appropriate, eh?
No wonder that atmosphere in there is so damned awful and extremely
sinister. Never mind all teh revolting weapons in there - what they used to
do to the mentally ill when it was an asylum beggars belief. Putting them on
show for people to laugh at was mild compared with some of teh other things
they used to do to them.
I turned up there once for a job interview. After waiting about ten minutes
the place made me feel so sick I apologised, said I couldn't possible work
there and walked out!
nemo
Howd'ya stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
nemo
reasonable political party or movement. When it becomes as automatic as
this, it's a serious threat to democracy!
nemo
Qualcast: Robot lawnmowers such as The Germinator!
http://www.oldlawnmowerclub.co.uk/moms/mom07-q16.htm
They been goin an awful long time.
http://www.oldlawnmowerclub.co.uk/images/qual16ad.jpg
A good weekly wage in 1930 was around £8!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nemo
. . on a load of old junk?
nemo
>
> Defer: To remove one's hair.
>
> Prefer: Before you grow hair.
>
> Refer: To grow hair again.
>
What my chest is doing! They had to strategically shave it to stick the ECG
electrodes on last time but one when I had Paroxysmal Atrial Fibrillation!
Paroxysm: The practice of coupling two oxen together to pull a cart.
nemo
nemo
Terror Duck Tail: Aquatic bird with an exploding arse!
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 12:30:09 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> found these
unused
> words floating about:
>
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4317E6B8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4271C478...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Mon, 24 May 2004 14:10:15 +0200, "John Smith"
> > > > <som...@microsoft.com>
> > > > > found these unused words floating about:
> > > > >
Tim Bruening
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> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F830...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 13:47:58 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> found
> > > these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 19:04:06 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net>
> found
> > > >> these unused words floating about:
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>>Tina Turner's grandchildren call her "Gams"
> > > >>
> > > >> Ike guess that's OK ...
> > > >>
> > > >Ike went into the furniture business after he got out of prison. He's
> in
> > > >recovery.
> > >
> > > Tacky, but you nailed it down.
> >
> > Tacky: For a sharp lock.
>
> Tackle: Equipment for a small horse.
>
> Shetland Al Caponey: Small equine gangster.
Tabby: Cat-apine.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222F736...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > news:biBib.12675$SJ5....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >
> > > > fredm...@the.PC 住 <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:4367-3F8...@storefull-2373.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> > > > > b. chilkat said :
> > > > > Another relevant 'Buffalo Proverb', jest for ewe all ... !
> > > > > "Man who speak with forked tongue
> > > > > can eat salad without silverware."
> > > > > --
> > > > > b. chilkat
> > > > >
> > > > > fredm...@the.PC :
> > > > > And another irreverent saying :
> > > > > "Man who squeak with silver tongue can keep fork in salad."
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > By the light of fork handles??
> > > >
> > > > (Two Ronnies pun)
> > > >
> > > You are running out of tine on this.
> >
> > Forker: In favor of canines.
> >
> > Forking: In favor of a monarchy.
>
> Ilegitimate gardener tilling the soil: Forking Bastard!
Forcer: In favor of 4 knights.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4222FBE2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >
> > Jenni Saqua wrote:
> > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > > news:4028cbd0$0$19705$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
> > >> Dr Tormento wrote:
> > >>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> > >>> news:4028bd3b$0$18303$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Pollywolly wrote:
> > >>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >>>>>> Pollywolly wrote:
> > >>>>>>> Dr Tormento wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> Marmoset <marm...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> > >>>>>>>> news:Xns9489E2412B0E...@216.196.97.131:
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> My girlfriend found a new pencil store
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> She lead me right to it
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> I don't see the point.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> It was meant 2B'
>
> 2B or not 2B? That is the queston!
>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> You are very blunt :-(
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I'm not here to get in a graphite.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Well, don't crayon MY shoulder!
> > >>>
> > >>> Now, now, don't go off the depenned.
> > >>
> > >> Well - just listen to His Nibs !!
> > >>
> > > I would :) but there've been some ink credible shrinking posts
> > (like
> > > Dr T's) which are showing up only via your replies!
> >
> > Those of us at the sharpen can't de-scribe how irritating that can be!
> >
> > Sharpen: Pointy writing instrument.
> >
> > Pointy: Sharp tea.
>
> What pratt first thought of saying pointy for pointed and what would be a
> suitable punishment for him?
>
> A drunken demon: An Imp Aler?
Or a D.UI?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:422420DC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Computerize: Levitating computer.
> >
> > Computerize: Computer vision.
> >
> > Supercomputer: Computer on Krypton.
>
> Or a PC that runs a numerically-controlled kitchen producing various kinds
> of stew and broth.
>
> Consumé: Soup for people with Tuberculosis.
>
> Ratatouille: A stew made from a pair of large rodents.
>
> Ratatatatatatatatatouille: The same stew, when served to machine-gunners.
Alien Plot: Where ET grows his garden.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40EB8CE2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Adverse: A hostile song.
> >
> > Adversity: A hostile city.
> >
> > Converse: Singing criminal(s).
> >
> > Reverse: To sing again.
> >
> > Attract: What a train runs on.
> >
> > Contract: Criminal railroad.
> >
> > Retract: To go on the train again.
> >
> > Subtract: What subway trains run on.
> >
> > Subtract: A train underwater.
>
> Digestive Tract: Chocolate railway lines. Umyay umyay!
Digest: Jokes by ex wife of Prince Charles.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42B64E04...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41265E27...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
> > > >
> > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
> > > >
> > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
> > > >
> > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
> > >
> > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
> >
> > Subshell: Underwater oil company.
> >
> Don't forget Subtexaco. All their promotional material was written in
> the
> form of footnotes!
Footnote: Musical appendages on the floor.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42B66919...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > artyw wrote:
> >
> > > The guide was giving a tour through the art museum when one of
> guests
> > > suddenly dropped his pants in front of her. He was arrested and
> > > charged with indocent exposure.
> >
> > Mooseam: Where cow tourists go.
>
> Tater Modern: Where spud tourists go.
>
> Keep walking . . .
>
> HMS Belfast: Ship where tourists go to see anorexic gongs.
>
> Keep walking . . .
>
> The Globe: Theatre where obese, spherical tourists go.
Belfast: Speedy bells in Ireland.
Tim Bruening
Acidity: Tea that dissolves.
Atomicity: Nuclear tea or city.
Batty: Tea that makes one an insane flying mammal.
Bitty: Tea of small computer files.
Catty: Feline tea.
Tim Bruening
Buttering: Ring made by Sambo when he lead a tiger around in a circle
very very fast!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4491F478...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40F4BEC3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Betsy: An ocean casino.
> > > >
> > > > Casey: Suitcase ocean.
> > > >
> > > > Daisy: Flower ocean.
> > > >
> > > > Dicey: Die, ocean!
> > > >
> > > > Krypton: Heavy secret.
> > > >
> > > > Pepsi: A fizzy, uplifting sea.
> > > >
> > > > Peptide: The result of the moon pulling on the Pepsi.
> > >
> > > Polypeptide: The result of the moon pulling on a parrot.
> > >
> > > Polypeptide Chain: What it pulls the parrot with.
> > >
> > > A Nemo Acid.
> >
> > Carbon Chain: Chain of pastries in an automobile.
> >
> > Swimming Suit: Lawyer in water
>
> Howd'ya stop a lawyer from drowning?
>
> Shoot him before he hits the water!
The bullet deflects his course so that he lands on land?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 14:01:11 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 18:00:47 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >> Of course ... Anacapa for the cold air.
> >
> > Why, you planning on mountain both of us? Well I ashore you island on
> >my feet no matter what happens! 1
> >
> No, just to forestall a head cold (cold head?). I prefer to mont
> (blank)! 2
Forestall: In favor of procrastination or horse housing.
Nemo
Nigun Atic: He's in the boydem dancing at a poor couple's wedding who can't
afford a better venue.
http://www.sacredcircles.com/THEDANCE/HTML/DANCEPAG/NIGUNA.HTM
Dort du bist - sorry - There you are. You can try that! A nice bit of
exercise for yer.
Nemo
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Nemo
Boydem attic songs can sound nice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G35pBfpo2f8
Nemo
Don't forget: You need plenty of room for the orssizz and the orssizzarses!
Unstable: Escaped horses.
Tim Bruening
Nemo
stannically-plated steel sheet.
Tim Bruening
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Nemo
scratch!
Nemo
horse housing, ain twee?!!
Except this time he's soaking wet.
Heel O'Copter: A way of pronouncing it that's a load of old cobblers!
Soaking: A monarch who fell in as well while stitching up a torn shirt.
Investment: How he usually dresses.
Vestibule: Anti-chamber full of men's upper underwear.
Underweir: Where the king and the vet ended up!
Nemo
BALDY!
>
> Forestall: In favor of procrastination or horse housing.
>
False Tall: The resuly to wearing Elevator Shoes.
Route Vegetable: Carrot that points the way.
Tim Bruening
Nemo
And if you end up with an aerie loft, spray it out with fungicide.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 14:01:11 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 18:00:47 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >> Of course ... Anacapa for the cold air.
> >
> > Why, you planning on mountain both of us? Well I ashore you island on
> >my feet no matter what happens! 1
> >
> No, just to forestall a head cold (cold head?). I prefer to mont
> (blank)! 2
Forestall: In favor of procrastination or horse housing.