4 April Puns
Tim Bruening
Karma: My mother the car.
Carisma: My mother the hypnotic car!
Hoarsepower: Car laryngitis.
Monopoly: Parrot that has cornored the market.
Tim Bruening
Falcon: Meeting of fals.
IMHO, Dracula films are Fangtastic!
nemo
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> Falcon: Meeting of fals.
>
> IMHO, Dracula films are Fangtastic!
>
Especially Mel Brooks' "Dracula, Dead and Loving It." starring Leslie
Nielsen.
Hilarious!
He's come a very long way since 'Forbidden Planet.'
Tim Bruening
Cartoon: A musical car.
Hoarsepower: Car laryngitis.
Polyvinyl: Plastic parrot.
Tim Bruening
nemo
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> Cartoon: A musical car.
>
> Karma: My mother the car.
>
> Carisma: My mother the hypnotic car!
>
> Hoarsepower: Car laryngitis.
Whorespower: Prostitutes having to tow the pimp's car along that's broken
down.
>
> Monopoly: Parrot that has cornored the market.
>
> Polyvinyl: Plastic parrot.
>
PolyVinylChloride (PVC). Sometimes decomposes and releases highly
carcinogenic vinyl chloride monomer. That's why in some countries like in
Scandinavia, its use in restricted.
There's not a lot of peep hole know that!
This was the basis of one of the stories in an environmental drama series on
BBC TV written by a scientist called Kit Pedlar.
It was far, far ahead of its time and whas the first ever programme to warn
of such hazards and the possibilities of the sort of global diasaters we're
facing now and in spite of it being very good indeed, surprise, surprise, it
was never repeated.
Kit Pedlar was a Vegetarian and a very fit man indeed. Didn't stop him
mysteriously dying of a heart attack though.
Amazing what an MI5 agent with a syringe full of Glycerol Nitrate can
achieve!
nemo
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> Falcon: Meeting of fals.
>
> IMHO, Dracula films are Fangtastic!
Especially 'Dracula: Dead and Loving It"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112896/
Do you have Nosferatu?
(nearly sings:)
Yes! We have Nosferatu!
We have Nosferatu today!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Lets sent that MI5 agent to North Korea to inject Kim Jong Ill!
Tim Bruening
Cartoon: A musical car.
Hoarsepower: Car laryngitis.
Polyvinyl: Plastic parrot.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> > "Rev. Richard Foot" wrote:
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> > > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote:
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> > > > Is Dick Foot your real name BTW? :o)
> > >
> > > Visit our church at 111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford; and work it out for
> > > yourself.
> >
> > Do citrus fruits walk there?
>
> Citrus elf down and we'll wait and see.
Orange-G: Red-Yellow goblin.
Tim Bruening
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> > nemo wrote:
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> > > > FDR, Winston Churchill, Ralph Nader.
> > >
> > > Marx, Lenin, Trotski, Arthur Scargill!
> >
> > The new President of the Ukraine!
>
> He set fire to the place!
>
> Meet arson - Ukraine!
>
> (Yup. My first ever pun on here is still haunting the place!)
Haunting: Ghostly bell.
Tim Bruening
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> > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
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> > > Frankly, I don't give a hoot.
> >
> > Hooting: Who is that bell?
>
> Goat at a party: Hooting Nanny.
Hooting: Owl bell.
Tim Bruening
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> > nemo wrote:
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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > > >
> > > > Mos wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Elisabeth Müller wrote:
> > > > > > On Sun, 18 Apr 2004 15:28:06 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse>
wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >>>> <sigh> and only one bottle of wine in the pantry.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> What kind of stupid pantry is that?
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> One with pygthurr much food in it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > There isn't such a thing.
> > > > >
> > > > > There is if only one bottle of wine can fit.
> > > >
> > > > Drunker: Dog with a blood alcohol level of over 0.08.
> > > >
> > > 0.08 what?
> > >
> > > You gotta measure your baby carriages better. We need proper
prammeters!
>
> Calibrate: The cost of measuring something.
> >
> > Baby carriage: Used on a baby typewriter.
>
> I saw a bronze one of those once. It had a lovely platenation!
Bronze-Z: Tanned zombie.
Tim Bruening
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> > Jerking: Obnoxious king.
> >
> > Jerking: Masterbation king. Brother of Yanking and Wanking.
> >
> > Masking: King of many faces.
> >
> > Pecking: King who pokes holes in wood.
> >
> > Pecking: King of sex.
>
> Gregory Pecker?
>
> (That was somebody's moniker on one of the very naughty groups many
years
> ago. He's probably been arrested!)
Moniker: Name of a dog.
Tim Bruening
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> > Adverse: A hostile song.
> >
> > Adversity: A hostile city.
> >
> > Converse: Singing criminal(s).
> >
> > Reverse: To sing again.
> >
> > Attract: What a train runs on.
> >
> > Contract: Criminal railroad.
> >
> > Retract: To go on the train again.
> >
> > Subtract: What subway trains run on.
> >
> > Subtract: A train underwater.
>
> Trample: Kid on roller-skates hanging on to the back of a railed
public
> transport vehicle.
Transport: To play n many sports.
Tim Bruening
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> > Cocky: Key to male genitals.
> >
> > Coney: Against knees.
> >
> > Coney: Knee company.
> >
> > Copy: Police station toilet.
> >
> > Dampen: Wet writing device.
> >
> > Dampen: Writing water barrier.
>
> Damper: Price of a flap in your chimney.
Chimney: Knee of a small primate.
Tim Bruening
Palm Sunday: A day to celebrate hands, tropical trees, and such things
in ice cream cones.
Easter: Internet jail.
Easter: Spinning Internet.
Easter: Spinning holiday.
Cormorants: Flying ants in the Florida Keys.
Tim Bruening
Hammock: Fake pig.
Buttonwoods: Used to put together tree clothes.
License: Fibbing pennies.
Amazing: One singing corn cob.
Tim Bruening
Aping: Bell #1
Bounding: Captive bell.
Conversant: Talking ant that's up to date.
D. Ceive: Tricky demon.
Encounter: Counter #14.
Tim Bruening
Excell: Former jail.
Excell: Former microorganism.
Hazing: Musical clouds.
Hounding: Musical dog.
Pretending: Bell #9.
Tim Bruening
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> > > > Mos wrote:
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> > > >
> > > > Mos wrote:
Nemo
Did he get that on Bronze-Zai Beach?
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