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May 17, 2015, 1:53:18 AM5/17/15
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Happy Armed Forces Day, Saint Brendan Day, Saint John Nepomucene Day, Saint Simon Stock Day, and Saint Ubaldus Day on May 16.

5 days since Saints Philip and James, Apostle Day on May 11. 5 days to Saint Andrew Bobola Day, Saint Eugened de Mazenod Day, Saint Christopher Magallanes and Companions Day on May 21.

10 days to the 11th anniversary of my meeting Mary and Saint Philip Neri Day on May 26. 10 days since Bl. Edward Jones Day on May 6.

15 days to Trinity Sunday and The Visitation of the Blessed Virgin Mary on May 31. 15 days since May Day, my gf's birthday, Saint Joseph the Worker Day, Saint Peregrine Day, Saints Philip and James, Apostles Day on May 1.

20 days since Pope Saint Cletus, Martyr Day and Pope Saint Marcellus, Martyr Day on April 26. 20 days to Saint Boniface, Martyr Day on June 5.

25 days since Queen Elizabeth II's 89th birthday, Saint Anselm Day and Saint Conrad Day on April 21. 25 days to Saint Margaret of Scotland Day on June 10.

30 days since 2 Squared, 2 to the 4th, 4, 4 Squared, Saint Benedict Joseph Labre Day, and Holocaust Remembrance Day on April 16. 30 days to Saint Germaine Day, and Saints Vitus, Modestus, and Crescentia, Martyrs Day on June 15.

35 days since Easter Saturday, Saint Stanislaus Day, Saint Leo the Great Day and Saint Gemma Galgani Day on April 11. 35 days to Pope Saint Silverius, Martyr Day on June 20.

40 days since Easter Monday and Saint Juliana of Cornillon Day on April 6. 40 days to Saint William, Abbot Day on June 25.

45 days to Tunguska Day, Commemoration of Saint Paul Day, First Martyrs of the Holy Roman Church Day, and Seventeen Irish Martyrs Day on June 30. 45 days since April Fools Day and Saint Hugh of Grenoble Day on April 1.

50 days since Saint John Damascene Day on March 27. 50 days to Saint Anthony May Zaccaria Day and Saint Elizabeth of Portugal Day on July 5.

55 days to Holy Seven Brothers with Saints Rufina and Secunda, Martyrs Day on July 10. 55 days since Saint Catherine of Sweden Day on March 22.

60 days since Saint Patrick's Day, Saint Joseph of
Arimathea Day, and Saint Gertrude of Nivelles Day on
March 17. 60 days to Saint Bonaventure Day and Saint Henry II, Emperor Day on July 15.

65 days to Lunar Landing Day, Saint Jerome Emilian Day, Saint Margaret of Antioch, Martyr Day, and Saint Apollinaris Day on July 20. 65 days since Saint Nicholas Owen Day and Saint Gregory the Great Day on March 12.

70 days since Saints Perpetua and Felicity Day and Saint Thomas Aquinas Day on March 7. 70 days to Saint James the Greater, Apostle Day and Saint Christopher Day on July 25.

75 days to Neville Longbottom's birthday, Saint Peter Chrysologus Day, and Saints Abdon and Sennen Day on July 30. 75 days since Bl. Charles the Good Day and Saint Chad Day on March 2.

80 days since 15 Squared, Saint Walburga Day, and Saints Victor and Claudian Day on February 25. 80 days to Saint Dominic Day and Saint John Vianney Day on August 4.

85 days to Nagasaki Day, Saint John Marie Vianncy Day, Saint Romanus, Martyr Day, Vigil of Saint Lawrence Day, and Saint Teresa Benedicta of the Cross Day on August 9. 85 days since Saint Tyrannio Day, Bl. Jacinta and Francisco Marto Day, Saint Leo the Wonderworker Day, and Saint Amata Day on February 20.

90 days to Saint Eusebius Day, Saint Maxmillian Kolbe Day on August 14. 90 days since Saints Faustinus and Jovita Day on February 15.

95 days to my brother Ben's birthday and Saint John Eudes Day on August 19. 95 days since Saint Scholastica Day on February 10.

100 days since Saint Agatha Day and The 26 Martyr of Japan Day and Saint Apollonia Day on February 5. 100 days to Saint Bartholomew, Apostle Day on August 24.

105 days to Passion of Saint John the Baptist Day, Beheading of Saint John the Baptist Day, and Saint Sabina, Martyr Day on August 29. 105 days since Saint John Bosco, Confessor Day on January 31.

110 days since Saints Timothy and Titus Day and Saint Paula Day and Saint Polycarp, Martyr Day on January 26.
110 days to Pope Saint Pius X Day and Saint Gregory the Great Day on September 3.

115 days to The Nativity of the Blessed Virgin Mary Day on September 8. 115 days since Saint Agnes, Martyr Day on January 21.

120 days to Grandparents Day, Saint John Chysostom Day, and Saint Eulogius Day on September 13. 120 days since Saint Marcellus Day and The Five Franciscan Protomartyrs Day on January 16.

125 days since Saint Hyginus Day and Baptism Day on January 11. 125 days to my Mom's 16th anniversary, Saint Joseph Cupertino Day and Bl. John Massias Day on September 18.

130 days to Fred Merkle Day, Saint Pius of Pietrelcina (Padre Pio) Day, Saint Thecla Day, and Pope Saint Linus, Martyr Day on September 23. 130 days since Saint Andre Bessette Day and Saints Gasper, Melchior, and Balthasar Day on January 6.

135 days since the Octaves of Glad Påsk, Glad Pask, and
Sad Pask in Sweden on January 1. 135 days since the
Octaves of Christmas, Gena, Glad Jul, God Jul,
Hoesenestotse, Jul, Julaften, Kalikimaka, Kersfees, Kir
Simes, Krishtlindjet, Krystdagen, Nadal, Navidaes,
Navidad, the Nativity of the Lord, Nettvcakorakko, Noel,
Nollaq, Nowell, Quaid-e-Azam's Day, Saturnalia, Sol
Invictus, Weihnachten, X-Mas, and Yuletide on January 1.
135 days since New Year's Day, Mary Mother of God Day,
World Peace Day, the last day of Kwanzza, and my friend
Angel's 50th birthday on January 1. 135 days to Saint Wenceslaus, Martyr Day on September 28.

140 days to German Reunification Day and Saint Therese of Lisieux Day on October 3. 140 days since Saint John the Evangelist, Apostle Day on December 27.

145 days since the start of winter, Saint Zeno Day and Saint Favian Day on December 22. 145 days to Saint Bridget of Sweden Day on October 8.

150 days since First Airplane Day, Saint Lazarus Day, and the beginning of Hanukkah (at sundown I think) on December 17. 150 days to Saint Edward King the Confessor Day and Saint Gerald Day on October 13.

155 days since Poinsettia Day and Our Lady of Guadalupe
Day on December 12. 155 days to Saint Luke, Evangelist Day on October 18.

160 days since Pearl Harbor Day and Ambrose Day on December 7. 160 days to Saint John of Capistrano Day and Saint Ignatius of Constantinople Day on October 23.

165 days to Saints Simon and Jude, Apostles Day on October 28. 165 days since Saint Bibiana Day on December 2.

170 days to All Souls Day and Holy Souls in Purgatory
Day on November 2. 170 days since Thanksgiving and Bl Leonard Kimura Day on November 27.

175 days to Bolshevik Revolution Day, Saint Willibrord
and Saint Ernest Day on November 7. 175 days since Saint Cecilia, Martyr Day on November 22.

180 days to Pope Saint Martin, Martyr Day and Saint Josaphat Day on November 12. 180 days since Saint Hugh of Lincoln Day, Saint Gregory the Wonderworker Day, Saint Rose Philippine Duchesne Day, and Saint Elizabeth of Hungary Day on November 17.

185 days to Saint Hugh of Lincoln Day, Saint Gregory the Wonderworker Day, Saint Rose Philippine Duchesne Day, and Saint Elizabeth of Hungary Day on November 17. 185 days since Pope Saint Martin, Martyr Day and Saint Josaphat Day on November 12.

190 days since Bolshevik Revolution Day, Saint Willibrord and Saint Ernest Day on November 7. 190 days to Saint Cecilia, Martyr Day on November 22.

195 days since All Souls Day and Holy Souls in Purgatory
Day on November 2. 195 days to Black Friday, Buy Nothing Day, and Bl Leonard Kimura Day on November 27.

200 days since Saints Simon and Jude, Apostles Day on October 28. 200 days to Saint Bibiana Day on December 2.

205 days to the beginning of Hanukkah, Pearl Harbor Day and Ambrose Day on December 7. 205 days since Saint John of Capistrano Day and Saint Ignatius of Constantinople Day on October 23.

210 days to Poinsettia Day and Our Lady of Guadalupe Day on December 12. 210 days since Saint Luke, Evangelist Day on October 18.

215 days to First Airplane Day and Saint Lazarus Day on December 17. 215 days since Saint Edward King the Confessor Day, Saint Gerald Day, Observed Columbus Day, and Canadian Thanksgiving Day on October 13.

220 days to the start of winter, Saint Zeno Day and Saint Favian Day on December 22. 220 days since Saint Bridget of Sweden on October 8.

225 days since German Reunification Day, Saint Therese of Lisieux Day on October 3. 225 days since Pope Saint Pius X Day and Saint Gregory the Great Day on September 3.

230 days to the last day of Kwanzza, my friend Angel's birthday, New Year's Day, World Peace Day, and Mary Mother of God Day on January 1. 230 days since Saint Wenceslaus, Martyr Day on September 28.

235 days since Fred Merkle Day, Saint Pius of Pietrelcina (Padre Pio) Day, Saint Thecla Day, and Pope Saint Linus, Martyr Day on September 23. 235 days to Saint Andre Bessette Day and Saints Gasper, Melchior, and Balthasar Day on January 6.

240 days since my Mom's 15th anniversary, Saint Joseph Cupertino day and Bl. John Massias Day on September 18. 240 days to Saint Hyginus Day on January 11.

245 days since Saint John Chysostom Day and Saint Eulogius Day on September 13. 245 days to Saint Marcellus Day and The Five Franciscan Protomartyrs Day on January 16.

250 days since The Nativity of the Blessed Virgin Mary Day on September 8. 250 days to Saint Agnes, Martyr Day on January 21.

255 days to Saints Timothy and Titus Day and Saint Paula Day and Saint Polycarp, Martyr Day on January 26. 255 days to Saint John the Evangelist, Apostle Day on December 27.

260 days to Saint John Bosco, Confessor Day on January 31. 260 days since Passion of Saint John the Baptist Day, Beheading of Saint John the Baptist Day, and Saint Sabina, Martyr Day on August 29.

265 days since Saint Bartholomew, Apostle Day on August 24. 265 days to Saint Agatha Day and The 26 Martyr of Japan Day and Saint Apollonia Day on February 5.

270 days to Ash Wednesday and Saint Scholastica Day on
February 10. 270 days since my brother Ben's birthday and Saint John Eudes Day on August 19.

275 days since Saint Eusebius Day, Saint Maxmillian Kolbe Day on August 14. 275 days to Saints Faustinus and Jovita Day on February 15.

280 days since Nagasaki Day, Saint John Marie Vianncy Day, Saint Romanus, Martyr Day, Vigil of Saint Lawrence Day, and Saint Teresa Benedicta of the Cross Day on August 9. 280 days to Saint Tyrannio Day, Bl. Jacinta and Francisco Marto Day, Saint Leo the Wonderworker Day, and Saint Amata Day on February 20.

285 days since Saint Dominic Day and Saint John Vianney Day on August 4. 285 days to 15 Squared, Saint Walburga Day, and Saints Victor and Claudian Day on February 25.

290 days since Neville Longbottom's birthday, Saint Peter Chrysologus Day, and Saints Abdon and Sennen Day on July 30. 290 days to Saint David's Day, Patron of Wales Day on March 1.

295 days since Saint James the Greater, Apostle Day and Saint Christopher Day on July 25. 295 days to Saint Fridolin Day, Saint Colette Day, and Saint Perpetua and Felicitas Day on March 6.

300 days since Lunar Landing Day, Saint Jerome Emilian Day, Saint Margaret of Antioch, Martyr Day, and Saint Apollinaris Day on July 20. 300 days to Saint Eulogius Day and Saint Sophronius Day on March 11.

305 days since Saint Bonaventure Day and Saint Henry II, Emperor Day on July 15. 305 days to Square Root of 10 Day and Saint Abraham the Hermit Day on March 16.

310 days since Holy Seven Brothers with Saints Rufina and Secunda, Martyrs Day on July 10. 310 days to Saint Benedict Day on March 21.

315 days to Holy Saturday and Saint Ludger Day next March 26. 315 days since Saint Anthony May Zaccaria Day and Saint Elizabeth of Portugal Day on July 5.

320 days to Saint Acacius Day and Cesar Chavez Day next March 31. 320 days since Tunguska Day, Commemoration of Saint Paul Day, First Martyrs of the Holy Roman Church Day, and Seventeen Irish Martyrs Day on June 30.

325 days since Saint William, Abbot Day on June 25. 325 days to Saint Irene Day next April 5.

330 days since Pope Saint Silverius, Martyr Day on June 20. 330 days to Saint Ezechiel Day next April 10.

335 days since Father's Day, Trinity Sunday, Saint
Germaine Day, and Saints Vitus, Modestus, and Crescentia, Martyrs Day on June 15. 335 days to Tax Day, and Saints Basilissa and Anastasia Day next April 15.

340 days to next year's Pot Day and Saint Agnes of Montephulciano Day on April 20. 340 days since Saint Margaret of Scotland Day on June 10.

345 days to next year's ANZAC Day, 2 Squared, 5 Squared, and Saint Mark the Evangelist Day on April 25. 345 days since Saint Boniface, Martyr Day on June 5.

350 since The Visitation of the Blessed Virgin Mary on May 31. 350 days to next year's Saint Pius V and Saint Catherine of Siena Day on April 30.

355 days to next year's Cinco De Mayo and Pope Saint Pius V on May 5. 355 days since the 10th anniversary of my meeting Mary and Saint Philip Neri Day on May 26.

360 days since Saint Andrew Bobola Day, Saint Eugened de Mazenod Day, Saint Christopher Magallanes and Companions Day on May 21. 360 days to next year's Saint Damien Day de Veuster Day, Saint Damien of Molokai Day, and Saint Antonius Day on May 10.

365 days to next year's Hug Your Cat Day, Saint John Baptist de la Salle Day, and Saint Isadore Day on May 15. 365 days since Saint Brendan Day, Saint John Nepomucene Day, Saint Simon Stock Day, and Saint Ubaldus Day on May 16.

370 days since last year's Mother's Day and Saints Philip and James, Apostle Day on May 11.

375 days since Bl. Edward Jones Day on May 6. 375 days to next year's Pope Saint Gregory VII Day, Saint Madeleine Sophie Barat Day, Saint Bede the Venerable Day, and Saint Mary Magdalene de'Pazzi Day on May 25.

380 days since last year's May Day, my gf's birthday, Saint Joseph the Worker Day, Saint Peregrine Day, Saints Philip and James, Apostles Day on May 1.

385 days since last year's Pope Saint Cletus, Martyr Day and Pope Saint Marcellus, Martyr Day on April 26.

390 days since last year's Easter Monday, Saint Anselm Day and Saint Conrad Day on April 21.

395 days since last year's Saint Benedict Joseph Labre Day on April 16.

400 days since last year's Saint Stanislaus Day, Saint Leo the Great Day and Saint Gemma Galgani Day on April 11.

405 days since Saint Juliana of Cornillon Day on April 6.

410 days since April Fools Day and Saint Hugh of Grenoble Day on April 1.

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