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Tim Bruening
May 5, 2006, 3:00:05 AM5/5/06
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"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote
> >
> > "Nathaniel Lind" <nl2...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:2TMde.8836$cZ6....@fe02.lga...
> > >
> > > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > > news:sB3de.13242$j54....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4271AFE6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >>
> > > >> Subclass: What happens inside a school of fish.
> > > >>
> > > >> Sublight: A type of underwater beer.
> > > >>
> > > >> Sublight: Submarine that weighs little.
> > > >
> > > > Submariners will tell you off something rotten for calling it a
> sub!
> > > >
> > > > Submarinade: A lot of submarines all going off at once, or a
> seasoned
> > > > mixture of vinegar, wine and oil used for soaking foods in the
> galley.
> > >
> > > Sublime- a fruit enjoyed in submarines
> > >
> > >
> > Mr. Como's mantle which he left behind on a sunmarine after doing a
> ship's
> > concert: Perry's Cope:
> >
> Hmmm... "sunmarine"... they must come strolling onto the beach wearing
>
> bonnets and carrying parasols...
Bonnets: Used to cach pastry fish.
nemo
May 7, 2006, 6:32:54 AM5/7/06
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By Robbin' Hood?
Memo: This is Nemo!
TB
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TB
May 3, 2015, 9:49:10 PM5/3/15
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