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Don Stockbauer

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May 4, 2019, 11:38:04 AM5/4/19
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I was listening to a home-improvement show on the radio and a lady phoned in and started talking about her tiles coming off the wall , the guy running the show said "well , you have to nail strips over the studs, you need to find somebody to come over and find the studs for you" and she said "oh, I know where they are , they're in the back bedroom , Rodney and Elwood , we have sex constantly."
ha lookee there an actual pun. stud is an actual pun as used here . who-whee doggie.yes sir can't say that I don't make puns here . well I'll leave you guys to making even more puns as if it actually does anyone any good anywhere . so y'all have a nice day .

Michael LeVine

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May 4, 2019, 2:53:30 PM5/4/19
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Does the stud poker or just talk a good game???
--
Michael LeVine
mlevine...@redshift.com

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

Elle

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May 5, 2019, 4:29:06 PM5/5/19
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Michael LeVine wrote:
> Don Stockbauer said:
> > I was listening to a home-improvement show on the radio and a lady
> > phoned in and started talking about her tiles coming off the wall , the
> > guy running the show said "well , you have to nail strips over the
> > studs, you need to find somebody to come over and find the studs for
> > you" and she said "oh, I know where they are , they're in the back
> > bedroom , Rodney and Elwood , we have sex constantly."
> > ha lookee there an actual pun. stud is an actual pun as used here .
> > who-whee doggie.yes sir can't say that I don't make puns here . well
> > I'll leave you guys to making even more puns as if it actually does
> > anyone any good anywhere . so y'all have a nice day .
> Does the stud poker or just talk a good game???
Not skilled in either area. Doesn't know how to hold'em.

Michael LeVine

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May 5, 2019, 8:44:55 PM5/5/19
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For him it is all in the BS

Elle

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May 7, 2019, 9:51:05 AM5/7/19
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Michael LeVine wrote:
>Elle said:
> > Michael LeVine wrote:
> >> Don Stockbauer said:
> >>> I was listening to a home-improvement show on the radio and a lady
> >>> phoned in and started talking about her tiles coming off the wall , the
> >>> guy running the show said "well , you have to nail strips over the
> >>> studs, you need to find somebody to come over and find the studs for
> >>> you" and she said "oh, I know where they are , they're in the back
> >>> bedroom , Rodney and Elwood , we have sex constantly."
> >>> ha lookee there an actual pun. stud is an actual pun as used here .
> >>> who-whee doggie.yes sir can't say that I don't make puns here . well
> >>> I'll leave you guys to making even more puns as if it actually does
> >>> anyone any good anywhere . so y'all have a nice day .
> >> Does the stud poker or just talk a good game???
> > Not skilled in either area. Doesn't know how to hold'em.
> For him it is all in the BS
'Dis card is marked!!!

Michael LeVine

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May 7, 2019, 1:06:59 PM5/7/19
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He should pack it in, fast...

Elle

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May 9, 2019, 8:17:52 PM5/9/19
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Michael LeVine wrote:
>Elle said:
> > Michael LeVine wrote:
> >> Elle said:
> >>> Michael LeVine wrote:
> >>>> Don Stockbauer said:
> >>>>> I was listening to a home-improvement show on the radio and a lady
> >>>>> phoned in and started talking about her tiles coming off the wall , the
> >>>>> guy running the show said "well , you have to nail strips over the
> >>>>> studs, you need to find somebody to come over and find the studs for
> >>>>> you" and she said "oh, I know where they are , they're in the back
> >>>>> bedroom , Rodney and Elwood , we have sex constantly."
> >>>>> ha lookee there an actual pun. stud is an actual pun as used here .
> >>>>> who-whee doggie.yes sir can't say that I don't make puns here . well
> >>>>> I'll leave you guys to making even more puns as if it actually does
> >>>>> anyone any good anywhere . so y'all have a nice day .
> >>>> Does the stud poker or just talk a good game???
> >>> Not skilled in either area. Doesn't know how to hold'em.
> >> For him it is all in the BS
> > 'Dis card is marked!!!
> He should pack it in, fast...
Well, it's not quite 'departing of the Reds sea.

Michael LeVine

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May 10, 2019, 7:59:13 AM5/10/19
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Except he needs to reed between the lines

Elle

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May 12, 2019, 11:03:45 AM5/12/19
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Yep, but if he ever does... holy moses.

Michael LeVine

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May 12, 2019, 11:48:36 AM5/12/19
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The idea really plagues you...

Don Stockbauer

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May 13, 2019, 11:17:12 PM5/13/19
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What is this he business be explicit resolve your references who could this HEB have no idea referring to some guy by HEB instead of the proper name

Michael LeVine

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May 14, 2019, 4:22:46 AM5/14/19
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Just watch your name-inclature.

Don Stockbauer

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May 14, 2019, 7:36:48 AM5/14/19
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No , I have other things to do than to sit around watching my name enclosure like watching paint dry.

Elle

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May 14, 2019, 8:36:18 AM5/14/19
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That's what it Boils down to I suppose...

Michael LeVine

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May 14, 2019, 12:06:46 PM5/14/19
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On 2019-05-14 11:36:47 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> No , I have other things to do than to sit around watching my name
> enclosure like watching paint dry.

Would I portrait you that way???

Don Stockbauer

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May 14, 2019, 12:10:31 PM5/14/19
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Yes, you would paint the portrait of donnn Gray.

Michael LeVine

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May 14, 2019, 12:20:21 PM5/14/19
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There lice your problem.

Michael LeVine

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May 14, 2019, 12:21:49 PM5/14/19
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On 2019-05-14 16:10:29 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> Yes, you would paint the portrait of donnn Gray.

Must you be so sketchy about it???

Don Stockbauer

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May 14, 2019, 2:38:57 PM5/14/19
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I thought I spelled it out in infinite detail.

Don Stockbauer

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May 14, 2019, 2:48:37 PM5/14/19
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My talents as an artist are sketchy.

Michael LeVine

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May 14, 2019, 6:00:34 PM5/14/19
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On 2019-05-14 18:38:56 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> I thought I spelled it out in infinite detail.

No, insufferable detail

Michael LeVine

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May 14, 2019, 6:01:14 PM5/14/19
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On 2019-05-14 18:48:36 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> My talents as an artist are sketchy.

So you have no talent to draw on.

Don Stockbauer

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May 14, 2019, 6:17:30 PM5/14/19
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How could I draw on talent? it's so immaterial.

Michael LeVine

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May 15, 2019, 7:49:43 AM5/15/19
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On 2019-05-14 22:17:29 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> How could I draw on talent? it's so immaterial.

So is your opinion.

Don Stockbauer

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May 16, 2019, 4:18:47 PM5/16/19
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Yes my opinion is immaterial I'm working on that though . hanging a few pounds of lead on it would probably do it

Michael LeVine

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May 16, 2019, 7:11:35 PM5/16/19
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On 2019-05-16 20:18:46 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> Yes my opinion is immaterial I'm working on that though . hanging a few
> pounds of lead on it would probably do it

Then jump into the deep end of the pool

Don Stockbauer

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May 16, 2019, 11:35:35 PM5/16/19
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i'm thinking seriously of doing that , it's the only way out of here editing non-puns has become an addiction .I don't know if I can curate.yes dropping into a deep pool with lead weights on achieving BEN (blessed eternal nothingness) sounds good

Michael LeVine

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May 17, 2019, 9:53:49 AM5/17/19
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I for one willnot get in your way -- just be sure the pool has water in it.

Don Stockbauer

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May 17, 2019, 1:11:08 PM5/17/19
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yes it's the only way out , since you have been forcing me to stay here and contribute my absolutely boffo
puns if you don't stand my way I will be eternally grateful .

Michael LeVine

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May 18, 2019, 5:44:15 AM5/18/19
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You are all talk, no action

Don Stockbauer

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May 18, 2019, 11:21:36 AM5/18/19
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Yes, I have gone into parlor tricks.

Michael LeVine

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May 18, 2019, 5:03:12 PM5/18/19
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On 2019-05-18 15:21:35 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> Yes, I have gone into parlor tricks.

That is no treat.

Don Stockbauer

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May 19, 2019, 6:17:09 AM5/19/19
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that of course comes from w MAD magazine parity of pogo .

Michael LeVine

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May 19, 2019, 6:53:36 AM5/19/19
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On 2019-05-19 10:17:08 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> that of course comes from w MAD magazine parity of pogo .

Since when are you a parity animal???

Elle

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May 19, 2019, 10:35:46 PM5/19/19
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Nope, not mine. You're thinking of that cootie pie over yonder...

Michael LeVine

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May 20, 2019, 3:14:52 AM5/20/19
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I saw her flea the scene.

Elle

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May 20, 2019, 3:59:57 AM5/20/19
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Ah! Sew she finally tired of the knit-picking around here.

Michael LeVine

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May 20, 2019, 5:27:23 AM5/20/19
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That would tick her off.

Elle

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May 22, 2019, 6:46:33 AM5/22/19
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We'll have to toxin sense into her.

Michael LeVine

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May 22, 2019, 7:54:05 AM5/22/19
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And be the bane of her existance???

Elle

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May 25, 2019, 7:02:18 PM5/25/19
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Only in-itch-ally; afterwards, she'll thank us.

Michael LeVine

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May 26, 2019, 3:32:04 AM5/26/19
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But you have only scratched the surface of the problem.

Elle

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May 27, 2019, 7:23:37 AM5/27/19
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That's the rub; it's all about salving face.

Michael LeVine

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May 27, 2019, 8:19:40 AM5/27/19
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If you really knead to do it.

Elle

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May 28, 2019, 8:10:25 PM5/28/19
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Some daze I cannot rise above it all.

Michael LeVine

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May 29, 2019, 6:03:29 AM5/29/19
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A stun-ing admission.

Elle

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Jul 16, 2019, 8:25:57 AM7/16/19
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Usually, if you start'll take it and run with it.

Michael LeVine

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Jul 16, 2019, 12:35:35 PM7/16/19
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But only runs as far as the nearest mens room.

Elle

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Jul 19, 2019, 8:56:09 AM7/19/19
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IIRC, they call it the streak. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

Michael LeVine

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Jul 19, 2019, 9:11:51 AM7/19/19
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Displayed his shortcomeings.

Elle

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Jul 25, 2019, 9:51:52 AM7/25/19
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Butt also his assets?

Michael LeVine

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Jul 25, 2019, 11:02:14 AM7/25/19
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Do you know this for certain or is it just a haunch

Elle

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Jul 31, 2019, 12:38:01 AM7/31/19
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> > Butt also his assets?
> Do you know this for certain or is it just a haunch
There's some doubt; bare in mind it happened in a flash.

Michael LeVine

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Jul 31, 2019, 5:08:27 AM7/31/19
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Would that be Papa, Moma or Baby bare???

Elle

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Jul 31, 2019, 9:31:08 AM7/31/19
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That was jest right. I could cover and say I nude you'd say that, but I didn't.

Michael LeVine

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Jul 31, 2019, 11:50:39 AM7/31/19
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I buff-ted your expectations

Elle

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Aug 2, 2019, 9:27:02 AM8/2/19
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The unstrip-ted exchanges here are the best. Jest when I'm on da verge of being denuded into believing it's all been written before.

Buffalo Chilkat

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Aug 2, 2019, 9:34:31 AM8/2/19
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Nay, kid, butt are you a-skin fur my rump'ld guilt skin?

Michael LeVine

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Aug 2, 2019, 11:23:20 AM8/2/19
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Very cheeky of you exposeing your em-bare-assing moment.

Elle

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Aug 3, 2019, 11:34:35 AM8/3/19
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Michael LeVine wrote:
Doubt he's em-barrister anything...or at least, not about a Rumpole of the Bail 'he mentioned earlier.

Michael LeVine

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Aug 3, 2019, 3:22:09 PM8/3/19
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Thames change,

Elle

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Aug 5, 2019, 8:38:32 AM8/5/19
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If it ain't bloke... don't fix it.

Michael LeVine

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Aug 5, 2019, 10:56:48 AM8/5/19
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It does not matter as the fix is already in.

Elle

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Aug 9, 2019, 12:41:39 AM8/9/19
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Fasten- ating dialog. But what's it mean?

Michael LeVine

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Aug 9, 2019, 4:21:52 AM8/9/19
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You find a hitch in my explination????

barfi...@gmail.com

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Aug 11, 2019, 10:14:51 AM8/11/19
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She found a hitch that she can't scratch.

Michael LeVine

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Aug 11, 2019, 10:59:20 AM8/11/19
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But she can bight.

Elle

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Aug 12, 2019, 10:39:29 AM8/12/19
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Michael LeVine wrote:
True. Just knot often.

Michael LeVine

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Aug 12, 2019, 12:49:38 PM8/12/19
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You have not slipped that by me.

Elle

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Aug 14, 2019, 5:46:38 AM8/14/19
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I did. It was when you were tying one on, actually.

Michael LeVine

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Aug 14, 2019, 12:08:55 PM8/14/19
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But Formosa us, that is not a problem.

Elle

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Aug 16, 2019, 8:47:52 AM8/16/19
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You're a taipei personality, aren't you.

Michael LeVine

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Aug 16, 2019, 11:17:02 AM8/16/19
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Do not be beitun on it.

Elle

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Aug 20, 2019, 8:22:04 PM8/20/19
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Why not...Hsinchu didn't say 'no' and dodged answering.

Michael LeVine

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Aug 21, 2019, 4:40:29 AM8/21/19
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On 2019-08-21 00:22:03 +0000, Elle said:

>>>>>> You have not slipped that by me.
>>>>> I did. It was when you were tying one on, actually.
>>>> But Formosa us, that is not a problem.
>>> You're a taipei personality, aren't you.
>> Do not be beitun on it.
> Why not...Hsinchu didn't say 'no' and dodged answering.

Quit yilan --- we can hear you

Don Stockbauer

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Aug 21, 2019, 8:21:50 AM8/21/19
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Are you talking about Spuds McKinsey?

Elle

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Aug 21, 2019, 9:51:49 AM8/21/19
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Michael LeVine wrote:
> Elle said:
> >>>>>> You have not slipped that by me.
> >>>>> I did. It was when you were tying one on, actually.
> >>>> But Formosa us, that is not a problem.
> >>> You're a taipei personality, aren't you.
> >> Do not be beitun on it.
> > Why not...Hsinchu didn't say 'no' and dodged answering.
> Quit yilan --- we can hear you
Jincheng from the evidence, I doubt that very seriously.

Michael LeVine

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Aug 21, 2019, 10:52:17 AM8/21/19
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On 2019-08-21 12:21:50 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> Are you talking about Spuds McKinsey?


But what abiut SPud-nick??

Michael LeVine

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Aug 21, 2019, 10:57:30 AM8/21/19
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But it still has you banglin your head aginst a brick wall.

Elle

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Aug 29, 2019, 12:01:01 AM8/29/19
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Michael LeVine wrote:
> Elle said:
> > Michael LeVine wrote:
> >> Elle said:
> >>>>>>>> You have not slipped that by me.
> >>>>>>> I did. It was when you were tying one on, actually.
> >>>>>> But Formosa us, that is not a problem.
> >>>>> You're a taipei personality, aren't you.
> >>>> Do not be beitun on it.
> >>> Why not...Hsinchu didn't say 'no' and dodged answering.
> >> Quit yilan --- we can hear you
> > Jincheng from the evidence, I doubt that very seriously.
> But it still has you banglin your head aginst a brick wall.
Very toucheng sentiment, that right there.

Don Stockbauer

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Aug 29, 2019, 6:27:05 AM8/29/19
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All in all Levine is just another brick in the wall.

Michael LeVine

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Aug 29, 2019, 6:59:22 AM8/29/19
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On 2019-08-29 10:27:04 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> All in all Levine is just another brick in the wall.

That from a block head.

Don Stockbauer

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Aug 29, 2019, 7:20:25 AM8/29/19
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OK this is it Leavine. you never have anything nice to say about anyone . I've done nothing to you , you're always with the negative comments . it's just sickening .it's just sickening what you come up with your sick perverted "mind". I'll leave you to courting L trying to get on her good side even though you've alienated her like you've alienated everybody else that bothers to try to contribute to your little farce here. Why, you're worse than Stank over in alt.slack. this is just sickening , what a piece of crap you are . do you have any diseases that will eventually kill you?

Michael LeVine

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Aug 29, 2019, 7:36:20 AM8/29/19
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You use more words to say less than even Trump.

Don Stockbauer

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Sep 4, 2019, 11:46:37 PM9/4/19
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We're going to trump you, Leavine ; we're going to get a toaster to run this column.

Michael LeVine

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Sep 5, 2019, 3:38:24 AM9/5/19
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On 2019-09-05 03:46:37 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> We're going to trump you, Leavine ; we're going to get a toaster to run
> this column.

And as usual you are going to waffle over how to do it.

Don Stockbauer

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Sep 5, 2019, 9:05:20 AM9/5/19
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Yes. I'm torn between letting a standard toaster run it or augmenting the toaster with AI.

Michael LeVine

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Sep 5, 2019, 11:15:25 AM9/5/19
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On 2019-09-05 13:05:19 +0000, Don Stockbauer said:

> Yes. I'm torn between letting a standard toaster run it or augmenting
> the toaster with AI.

But a toaster w/o AI is still smarter than you.

Don Stockbauer

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Sep 7, 2019, 10:53:42 PM9/7/19
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Just just blurting out lies next will hear from you that 2+2=5 , just can't believe these lies from you , pants on fire knows as long as the telephone extension just sickening you say lies right and left and forward and backward lies lies lies

Michael LeVine

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Sep 8, 2019, 3:19:28 AM9/8/19
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And therby lies the facts about you.
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