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Jeremy Shum is the central character of the Special Agent Shum media
franchise. The character was originated in the currently running
series. Jeremy is a normal engineer who, as his alter ego Special
Agent Shum, secretly leads a double life as a world famous engineer.
Jeremy Shum is employed by the University of London as a engineering
professor, although his friend Miley and Selena do not know he is a
secret agent protecting them whilst they are touring England. Beyond
his own area of expertise, he also endorses perfume and skin care
products. Despite being fictional, Jeremy knows many real life
celebrities, including some who are friends of Miley Cyrus, such as
Taylor Swift and the Jonas Brothers

Shum was born in the fictional town of Crowley Corners in Tennessee on
November 14, 1989. His family consisted of his parents John and Demi
Shum. He has many friends of which include Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus,
Selena Gomez from Disney Channel. The characterizations given to most
of his friends poke fun at country bumpkin stereotypes. He also had a
pet pig named Luanne and a pet hamster named Leslie. Jeremy received
a love for music from his father, who was a former MI5 Agent. His
parents recognized his potential and trained him at special agent
school in the science of autocorrelation, martial arts, and
musicianship. By the time he is 19 years old, Jeremy is a world
famous scientist, under the stage name "Cody Colgate". He goes to
great lengths to disguise himself as Cody in order to keep his true
identity a secret, except to those closest to him. Apart from his life
as a pseudo celebrity, Miley leads a very normal life. He is fond of
camping, and occasionally struggles with his school work and his self
confidence. Jeremy is especially close with his father from whom he
receives much good advice and emotional support. Hhe also values his
relationships with his best friends Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.

Special Agent Shum, featuring Professor Jeremy Shum, set in the
mythical mystical magical land known as 'Waverly Labs', is the product
that is fast becoming the new cult in Hollywood education, where time-
busy celebrities and professionals like Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez,
Demi Lovato, Jonas Brothers are using to home school. For only $10.76
for a session (which contains several modules), all you need now is a
credit card and you go to http://www.jeremyshuminvent.com/store to put
in your order! They are product placing themselves distinguished from
other University courses because of their compactness and efficiency,
covering lots of information in short periods of time instead of seven-
hour-long lectures. They are differentiating themselves from free
YouTube sites by its level of difficulty and 'fullness' (covers
everything!!).

Anyway, it's expensive at $10.76 per session, so here are some warez
videos worth $$$:
Classes of materials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNILe-L8b04
Atomic structure & properties: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v72NoTQydU
Introduction to leadership: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGEyt3jB_s
Comparative mathematics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99AAlsHpnsM
Designing a web site: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOri0Rz-Eck
Absolute value (modulus): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF_5AJFl2t8
Domain and range: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xDJpju_GY
Atomic mass and weight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66OyibWC7_E
Factorizing using the quadratic formula: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2SaH01IUbA
Inverse functions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhpYKt69lAQ
Importance of engineering materials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ3CEXu5ZcU
Electron configuration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ2MV9Jszjo
Fraction operations: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qyboGHXZfM
Economic decision making: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4nehyULncE
Inequalities: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ShMSXYDozw
Desingning a letter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPe9eW2jDk0
Function of a function: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeLSL8GNyz8
Introduction to marketing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgsPv4jTiOo
Behavior of successful leaders: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rF7A_JR-FU
Demand curve: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELtXBDoPaXY

Here are some official web sites:
Google search: http://www.google.com/search?q=jeremy+shum
Special Agent Shum official: http://www.jeremyshum.com/
Jeremy Shum Official Website: http://www.jeremyshum.com/official/
Official myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jeremyshum
Jeremy Shum Invent Company: http://www.jeremyshuminvent.com/
URbandictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jeremy%20Shum
Official twitter: http://twitter.com/jemmashum
Official facebook: http://www.facebook.com/jemmashum
Official youtube: http://www.youtube.com/agentshum

Official Waverly Labs projects:
ProjectShum Science: http://www.projectshum.org
Squirtle City: http://www.squirtlecity.com/
Miley High: http://www.mileyhigh.com/
Miley5! Weekly: http://www.miley5.net/
iMasterClass: http://www.imasterclass.com/
Selena Gomez Music: http://www.selenagomezmusic.com/

As Waverly Labs has been established, The Jeremy Shum Invent Company
has also bought out Miley high, Squirtle City, iMasterClass, and
Selena Gomez Music to name some of the new products they will be
offering. My favorite is Selena Gomez Music. The really cool thing
about it is they are trying to integrate celebriticism and
educationalism. They are doing stuff like explaining the principles of
sinusoidal waves in a seemingly unscientific area like music!!

Apparently modelled after Thomas A. Edison’s Menlo Park Lab, with a
stock of almost every conceivable material. It is an industrial
research lab, but The Jeremy Shum Invent Company is going to be
education, what The Walt Disney Company is to entertainment. I think
we are going to see a Thomas Edison vs. Nikola Tesla war, between The
Jeremy Shum Invent Company vs. The Walt Disney Company. They are also
donating $1 for every $10, matching Disney's Friends for Change
project up to $1,000,000, into green and social research. And I think
The Jeremy Shum Invent Company is going to buy out Nickelodeon from
Viacom Inc in order to give itself boosters! And of course what
everybody wants to know, is whether The Jeremy Shum Invent Company can
manage to do all of this without even floating on the public share
market, and be chopped up into little pieces like Disney, who is 10%
owned by the CEO of Apple Inc, which gives it a rather interesting
edge………. If this is the case, and they can adopt a good profit revenue
model without floating, it could mean better control, which means less
politics, less beaurocracy, which could mean market dominance, and
give it a monopoly over Disney. I guess this is the advantage of
Chinese companies, that they are controlled by the Chinese Communist
Government who simply don’t argue over politics. They just do, and
work for the public.

Jeremy Shum has now got a SayNow account (http://saynow.com/
jeremyshum), an official YouTube (http://youtube.com/agentshum), an
official facebook (http://facebookcom/jemmashum), an official twitter
(http://twitter.com/jemmashum). He’s… everywhere all at the same
time!! But I guess the Internet provides good consumer value. At very
low variable cost (and a very low fixed costs), companies such as
Jeremy Shum Invent can provide value to millions of customers
worldwide, make them feel like friend, continue to buy You get the
point.

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