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Ted, quit screaming "Jennifer Lopez" in my ear.
Kris
ITA.
...and about half the human race. Besides, she's not married to a
drug and dude-digging guy (Marky Sweet-Puss). Or married at all.
Kris
Here's the first BI that Ted ran about this couple. In it, he says
they're married and that she's an actress. I was thinking Douglas and
Zeta-Jones, except that he says the hubby's good-looking. Posters on
CDAN are guessing Fishsticks and her hubby.
Are there any straight straight people left in Hollywood? Apparently not.
Marky Sweet-Puss is a sweet enough dude, dog though he may have been at
one time. He cleaned up his act a bit once he hooked up with chilly
actress type Cruella St. Shackles, who miraculously started Marky off on
a far more domesticated diet of monogamous sex and healthier living.
Many a star watcher was amazed to see this go down, as—let's be
honest—Cruella isn't exactly known for her conservative lifestyle. If
the hinterland-types who watch her only knew half the hell-raising crap
this broad creates in a mere 24 hours!
But this Vice is really more about Marky's shenanigans than Cruella's.
Here's what went down: Marky's very concerned pals brought to Cruella's
attention the disturbing fact that Marky's personal assistant was
preparing to go to the press, saying that he and Marky had...
...been getting it on pretty regularly. Probably would have been fun to
watch, too, as Marky's not exactly hard to look at!
Horribly, the nasty-mouthed assistant was prepared to tell the press
unless he was paid off. Pretty simple, everyday blackmail, which goes on
in Hollywood a helluva lot more than women eating, I'll tell ya that much.
So, Cruella didn't know what the ef to do. She had suspected her hubby
might have desires that way, but she'd never really talked about it,
pretty much hoping it would go away. As if!
Cruella decided to bite the big one (not her hubby) and pay the damn
bill. After all, she decided, she's been involved in other unseemly
goings-down—as far as her career goes—so this wasn't exactly new
dirty-works territory for her.
She just thought she'd never have to participate in that kind of crap in
her personal life.
Funny, if you look at Cruella lately, you can tell something's just not
right. Could it be that being blackmailed doesn't do anything for her
complexion?
And It Ain't: Eva Longoria Parker and Tony Parker, Robert Pattinson and
Kristen Stewart, Josh Duhamel and Fergie.
"And last time we checked in on Cruella St. Shackles, the poor broad
was in a tizzy about what to do with her hubby's druggin' and dude-
diggin' ways. And as if that's not enough to keep a celebrity
housewife in a tizzy, now Cruella's got
more to fret about:"
I'll guess Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. He was an alcoholic before
they got married, and the first BI mentions that she cleaned him up
somehow. Has she been having skin problems lately? "Could it be that