Rare Drwin photo doing incredibly well on eBAY

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Long-lost photo showing Charles (Chuck) Darwin blowing off steam while
working on his bullshit itheory . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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(NOTE: This b&w photo has been colorized to make it look a lot
nicer.)
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< See Item Number 623238678239
< BID EARLY. BID OFTEN
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< BUYER BEWARE
Even Meg Whitman cannot verify the authenticity of this item. Be damn
careful that you don't get screwed.
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Just the other day -- well, actually on July 29, 1996 --
de...@hell.com (Darwin Boy) -- Chuck's great-great-grandson -- wrote
to talk.origins admitting his gggggrandpappy was wrong and Ed Conrad
is right . . .
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< Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes
< reveal clear evidence of Carboniferous
< Haversian canals when viewed under my
< Woolworth Junior Scientist Kit microscope.
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Ed was tickled pink:
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Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there.
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I've just used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and
I'm pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also
seeing some bark of Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant
prehistoric scorpion.
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I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope also
cost $32.50 and was imported from Taiwan?
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Incidentlly, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order one
of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of question those photos
being beamed back from the Hubble and I'd sure like to check them out
for myself.
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Mark Steese (Stees...@jacksoncounty.org) responded, happier than a
hornet::
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< All right, who's responsible for this?
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< Someone's actually managed to write
< an 'Ed Conrad' spoof that's funny enough
< to almost be believable as a real post from
< lovable, furry old Ed.
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< It's a little too obvious, but it's still great,
< especially the total non-sequitur shift to
< the Hubble in the last paragraph.
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< Keep up the good work!
< -- Mark Steese
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< WERE OUR GGGGGGGRANDPA'S
< EXTRATERRESTRIALS?
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http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hubble-ultradeep-desk-1024.jpg
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This is the Hubble's greatest photo that was taken of a black speck
of
sky shown in a previous astounding photo of space that it had taken
previously
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This view captures the mind-boggling outreaches of the universe as if
taken through an eight-inch straw.
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No question, almost the same mind-boggling scene would be evident no
matter where the Hubble is pointed. The size of the universe is THAT
incredible.
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All astrophysicists and even Stephen Hawking and Pope Benedict XVI
agree with Ed Conrad that, IF there is intelligent life in the
universe, it probably exists on a planet in some far-distant galaxy
trillions, maybe zillions, of light years from earth. But they
strongly doubt it.
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND EVEN SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN --
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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Pix of Human Skull Embedded in Boulder
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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< WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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Whoops! Maybe THIS is is the Oldest Tool . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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OTHER FOSSILS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or rub the photo gently with
Viagra).
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
-- Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300...
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MORE TESTING ON THE HUMAN CALVARIUM
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http://science.niuz.biz/ed-t74789.html?s=8a893e6d756e22e1a0df368bc510...
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Ed Conrad takes a break while digging for petrified human fossils.
http://www.edconrad.org/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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Ed Conrad (rear) and his trusty Husky, Blue.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad,com
Man as Old as Coal and Proof of Life After Death
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting
the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the
referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
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WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENTISTS
IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY
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Thanks to David Iain Greig, moderator of talk.origins, for his
gracious assistance in compiling this report.
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http://www.crystalinks.com/movscientist.gif
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Archimedes
Aristotle
Niels Bohr
Nicolaus Copernicus
Ed Conrad
(Note: if this list was not in alphabetic order, EC would be a lot
higher.)
Marie Curie
Charles Darwin (No longer on list)
Leonardo Da Vinci
Rene Descartes
Thomas Alva Edison
Albert Einstein
Benjamin Franklin
Galileo Galilei
Isaac Newton
Max Planck
Wilhelm Conrad Rontgen
Nikola Tesla
Immanuel Velikovsky
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* Ed Conrad, the only one who ain't dead yet, resides at the Home for
the Criminally Insane near Crawford, TX, He'll soon get two nice
cellmates once Dick Cheney and Georgie Bush are convicted of treason
in the re-opened 911 investigation.
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