HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IGNORANT BASTARD

[Intrepid]

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Sunday is the anniversary of the day that the shit really began
hitting the fan at the Smithsonian and other places across America
where "scientists" in white coats have long pretended they're
searching for truth.
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God was really good to us on that long-ago April 29 because it marked
the birth of Ed Conrad, the famous -- infamous? -- discoverer of
petrified human remains between coal veins that's destroying the
farfetched, fact-less Theory of Man's Evolution.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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< BIRTHDAY BOY
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But let's not forget that Ed has double dipped, now also providing us
with the physical evidence that there IS Life After Death. (Directions
on how to get there can be found far below.)
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Baby Ed arrived in the world with a very bad attitude and, as years
went by, directly aimed it at the pompous, arrogant know-it-all
"scientists" who have long been participants in the greatest
conspiracy in the history of History.
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That the Pseudos don't like him is somewhat of an understatement. In
fact, behind closed doors at the Smithsonian, they refer to the
American Hero as The Ignorant Bastard.
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Ed had earned that nickname by proving, beyond all reasonable doubt,
that the evolution of man via Darwin's Fantasy is nothing more than a
blast of warm stinky air (as you'll see in this colorized photo
below).
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Anyway, back by unpopular demand on Ed Conrad's birthday are photos of
some of his mind-boggling discoveries between coal veins that once and
for all should end the monkey business about where we came from.
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YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
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http://www.aspencountry.com/assets/product_images/product_lib/34000-34999/34513.jpg
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"
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-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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Ed Conrad poses at a site where he is seen digging for coal-age human
fossils -- in the dead of winter.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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< MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM
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A TIBIA . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
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A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
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A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg
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TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon3_files/1tooth.jpg
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"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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Ed Conrad
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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