A little help from my friends.. (Angel names)
van...@gaylord.com
Hola all..
Well.. I’m working out the beginning of the end.. in a story I’m
running, but I need some resource material to flesh it out..
In My Idea of the WoD, The Book of Nod really hit the nail on the head
when it came to the origin.. The Angels Et. All..
To really flavor the story for the players I’m coming up with a little
foreshadowing, a little narrative for each session.. but I really need the
names of all the angels and what their known for.. I know the resource is out
there.. but I don’t know where to find it.. In this particular case.. the
Bible really isn’t much help.. So any help that ya’ll could provide me with
would be greatly appreciated..
-Lich
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Brian Thomas Habing
van...@gaylord.com writes:
>Hola all..
>To really flavor the story for the players Im coming up with a little
>foreshadowing, a little narrative for each session.. but I really need the
>names of all the angels and what their known for.. I know the resource is out
>there.. but I dont know where to find it.. In this particular case.. the
>Bible really isnt much help.. So any help that yall could provide me with
>would be greatly appreciated..
A search on hotbot for the exact phrase 'angel names' returns, among others,
http://home1.gte.net/renada/calling.htm
Although I don't know how accurate it is, but there are a bunch there!
Here it is....
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Archangels: Their virtues and colors
Michael:Protection, power & Initiative-color: blue
Raphael:Healing, Consecration and truth-color: green
Chamuel:Love tolerance & Gratitude-color: pink
Gabriel:Purity, Rebirth & Creativity-color: white crystal
Uriel:Devotion, Peace and Ministration-color: gold-ruby
Jophiel:Illuminate, Wisdom & Perception-color: sun yellow
Zadkiel:Refinement, Invocation & Transformation-color: violet
Angels: Their names and meanings
Afriel: Protector of children & young animals.
Good for inner child or animal totem
Akatries: Special praying angel..
Helps one receive the higher gifts that are prayed for
Akriel:Inspires intellectual achievements
Improves memory and higher knowledge
Ambriel:An angel of communication & protection
For those who seek clarity of communication
Anael:In charge of love passion and romance
Ask for soul mate or heal romantic relationships
Anahita:Female angel who keeps earth fruitful & fertile
Protector of those who caretake nature
Anauel:Of success, commerce & prosperity
Protects those who own or start their own business
Arad:Protects both religion & science
Helps one apply spirituality & morality to scientific knowledge
Ardousius:Female angel who helps during childbirth & inspires milk to flow
Great for inner child & proper nutrition
Armatt:Female angel who grants truth, goodness & wisdom
Appealing to those seeking harmony
Azariel:Protects all bodies of water Cleanses and heals lakes, rivers,
ponds and the ocean Signifies your emotions
Baglis:Inspires moderation temperance and tolerance
Strengthens will & assists in gaining self control
Balthial:Helps overcome feelings of jealousy & bitterness
Inspires contentment & peace of mind
Barakiel:Grants success, good fortune & excellent luck
Inspires joviality, fun & sense of humor
Barbelo:Female angel of abundance, goodness, faith & integrity
Helps fill you with gifts and virtues
Bath Kol:Female angel who encourages truthful communication & prophecy
Grants insights into the future
Camael:Presides over beauty, joy, happiness & contentment
Helps bring out the qualities from within
Cathetel:A guardian of the garden
Increases growth & yield of vegetables & fruits by keeping them healthy
Colopatiron:An angel who unlocks prison gates
This sacred being helps in liberation & independence
Dina:Was here at the beginning of creation
Teacher of languages, Inspires the wisdom, knowledge & love of learning
Dabriel:Carrier of writing skills
Helps perfect your writing skills & an inspiration of new ideas
Donquel:Helps improve your loving relationships
Opens your heart to experience your divine lover
Ecanus: An angelic scribe who inspires writers
Helps in opening your inner flow of expression
Ezra:An angel who encourages writers
Helps open your doors to the ability & self expression
Enoch:One who helps in writing & expression
Brings the ability of writing abilities & an inspiration of new ideas
Elemeniah:Watches over those who travel on waters
Works on going with the flow & releasing ones fear
Gabriel:Helps aspirations, wishes & hopes
Also joy, mercy, truth, justice, miracles, & Love
Gavreel:Helps you make peace with enemies
Also encourages mental balance & peace of mind
Haamiah:Especially protective of those who seek truth
Helps you stand up, be strong & live this truth
Hael:Angel who inspires art, beauty, mercy & kindness
Helps you work on higher expression
Hahatah:Inspires positive and Loving thoughts
Also gives insight into mysteries & hidden knowledge
Harahel:Protects libraries, archives & places of learning
Protective of those who pursue knowledge & learning
Hariel:In charge of protecting domestic animals
Great for your domestic totem animal
Hayyel:Protects wild animals
Helps them from extinction Protector of your own animal totem
Iahhel:Watches over philosophers, fosters meditation
Protects those who seek a withdrawal from worldly pursuits
Israfel:Angel of music inspires singing, playing
musical instruments & writing music Renewal,resurrection, regeneration
Jehiel:Especially protective of wild animals
Helps you find and protect your power animal
Liwet:An angel who presides over inventions
Protective of those who have original ideas & thoughts
Manakel:Protects and guides sea animals
Helps clean the ocean & will assist in awakening your inner emotions
Metatron:Powerful arch angel of prayer
Grants the prayer of total divine transformation
Mihr:An angel of platonic love, friendship, & companionship
Attracts loyal friends or heals relationships
Mtniel:Helps protect wild animals from extinction
Helps you find your personal animal protector
Mumiah:Presides over longevity & can grant long life
Helps one find your inner playful, child
Mupiel:Fosters memory & a tolerant, live and let live attitude
Inspires generosity & open heartedness
Nemamiah:Guardian of those who fight for good causes
Inspires victory over the lower material nature to become divine
Orifiel:Protects the wilderness & those who care for it
Inspires the inner self to be free
Rampel:Protector of the river of life
Opens and frees one to the inner flow of the universe
Radueriel:Inspires one to create and sing songs
Helps one tap into the divine harmony within
Rhamiel:Empathy, kindness, mercy, Love, protection & compassion
Inspires one to become compassionate in life
Sachiel:Presides over water
Helps one get in touch with intuitive powers
Sandalphon:Especially receptive to all prayers
Grants prayers of higher truth, healing & that of pure Love
Satarel:An angel of knowledge that is hidden elusive & secret
Helps you to unfold ancient mysteries & knowledge
Samandiriel:Inspires creativity & vivid imagination
Helps one develop artistic, creative & imaginative abilities
Shekinah:Female angel of liberation & freedom
Always close by your side & is especially healing of body,mind & spirit
Shemael:Inspires feeling of gratitude & thankfulness in the heart
Helps one grow closer to all angels & higher self
Sofiel:In charge of keeping fruits and vegetables
Inspires one to get in touch with the Earth in an essential way
Taharial:Angel of purity
Helps one purify or cleanse your thoughts, spirit, or surroundings
Trgiaol:An angel who protects wild birds
Helps one develop the wings to fly Whenever you hear a bird,he is near
Trsiel:An angel who protects rivers
Inspires the flow of Divine emotions to run in the veins
Uriel:Female angel who inspires singing
Helps one open to their creative inner musical flow
Uretil:One who inspires writing
Inspires you to find the correct flow of your ability
Vohumanah:This angel encourages you to think positive & have optimistic outlook
Transforms negative and worried thoughts
Zuphlas:Protects & guards forests and trees
Pray to this angel to save rainforest Inspires one to be as strong as a tree
Zadkiel:A special angel of mercy
Opens you up to your inner Divine powers and abilities
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-Brian Habing
(look Rev! it's not a troll!)
Brian Thomas Habing
van...@gaylord.com writes:
>Hola all..
>To really flavor the story for the players Im coming up with a little
>foreshadowing, a little narrative for each session.. but I really need the
>names of all the angels and what their known for.. I know the resource is out
>there.. but I dont know where to find it.. In this particular case.. the
>Bible really isnt much help.. So any help that yall could provide me with
>would be greatly appreciated..
And finally from www.clynx.com/stmichaels/angels.htm
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"Therefore with Angels ... "
Thrones, Dominions, Princes, Powers, Virtues, Seraphim,
Cherubim, Ophannim, Guardian,
Appearing, Choir, Revelation, Death, Paradise
" ... and Archangels"
Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel, Raguel, Suriel, Remiel
Brian Thomas Habing
van...@gaylord.com writes:
>Hola all..
>To really flavor the story for the players Im coming up with a little
>foreshadowing, a little narrative for each session.. but I really need the
>names of all the angels and what their known for.. I know the resource is out
>there.. but I dont know where to find it.. In this particular case.. the
>Bible really isnt much help.. So any help that yall could provide me with
>would be greatly appreciated..
My last search failed to turn up a few names I remembered...
a hotbot search for Raguel and Angels turned up....
http://www.angelincinspirations.com/page63.html
has a few more....
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Seven Archangels
Michael - ("who is like God") Courage, strong defense, divine, protection,
shield and sword.
Gabriel - ("God is my strength") Bringer of news and heralds the revealing
of answers. Maker of changes, trumpet.
Raphael - ("God has healed") Golden vial of balm, aids in healing and
master of healing the earth.
Uriel ("fire of God or God is my light") Emergencies, judgment, scroll,
enlightenment and insights.
Barachiel or Barakiel - ("lightening of God") symbol of enlightenment,
overcomes envy, brings illumination and luck. Dominion over lightening.
Seashell - ("request of God") an archangel sited in Jobs, Dictionary of
Mythology Folklore and Symbols
Jehudiel or Salatheel - ("I have asked God") Ruler of the movements of
celestial spheres.
Through other sources:
Metatron - highest power of abundance. Chancellor of heaven. King of the
Angels
Remiel or Jeremiel ("mercy of God or whom God sets up") Leads souls to
judgment. Also angel of true visions.
Sariel - ("Gods command") also known as angel of death.
Raquel - ("friend of God") watches over the other angels
First Book of Enoch
Raphael, Uriel, Michael, Gabriel, Zerachiel, Remiel, & Raguel
Third Book of Enoch
Michael, Gabriel, Shatqiel, Shachaqiel, Baradiel, Sidriel, & Baraqiel
Pseudo-Dionysus
Michael, Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel, Chamuel, Zadkiel, & Jophiel
Islam
Michael, Gabriel, Israfel & Azrael
BArmor9292
>but I really need the
>names of all the angels and what their known for.. I know the resource is out
>Bible really isn’t much help.. So any help that ya’ll could provide me with
>would be greatly appreciated..
Well, there are only 4 mentioned in the Bible, IIRC
IIRC its Gabri-el, Micha-el, Uri-el, and Rapha-el
And I think that there's one mentioned in the Book of Morman.
I'm not familier enough with the Quran to know which angels it mentions.
"He must have liked you. He left your arms unbroken."
(Jim Moore, "Demon Hunter Crossing")
Wanderer
van...@gaylord.com wrote in message <6mtglr$t09$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>Hola all..
>
> Well.. I’m working out the beginning of the end.. in a story I’m
>running, but I need some resource material to flesh it out..
>
remember to have a strange roaring sound from the sky (Gabriel's trumpet,
which he will blow at the Second Coming) ... and read carefully!:)
Yours truly,
The Biblical,
Wanderer**wand...@applink.net
Where am I going?I don't quite know.
What does it matter where people go?
Down to the woods where the bluebells grow.
Anywhere! Anywhere! *I*don't know!
Ale...@my-dejanews.com
In article <199806251909...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
barmo...@aol.com (BArmor9292) wrote:
>
> >but I really need the
> >names of all the angels and what their known for.. I know the resource is out
> >there.. but I don’t know where to find it.. In this particular case.. the
> >Bible really isn’t much help.. So any help that ya’ll could provide me with
> >would be greatly appreciated..
>
> Well, there are only 4 mentioned in the Bible, IIRC
> IIRC its Gabri-el, Micha-el, Uri-el, and Rapha-el
Actually, I don't think Uriel is actually mentioned in the Bible, though if
someone could find him in there I'd be happy to stand corrected, and Raphael
is only in the book of Tobit, which everyone except the Catholics consider
apocryphal. The "el" suffix is important in Judeo-Christian angel lore, as
the Hebrew word usually translated as "God".
>
> And I think that there's one mentioned in the Book of Morman.
>
I know Moroni, Mormon's son, becomes an angel and appears to Joseph Smith to
reveal the Book of Mormon, and I think there are others but I haven't finished
it yet.
> I'm not familier enough with the Quran to know which angels it mentions.
>
The Quran is held to have been revealed by Jibril (Gabriel), but having never
read it I have no idea how many are or are not mentioned.
The names of angels are mostly found outside the core scriptures, in the
Talmud and the Zohar and the apocryphal Gospels and all those weird esoteric
books. For someone like me who doesn't have the patience to track them all
down, I suggest "A Dictionary of Angels - including the fallen ones" by
Gustav Davidson. (1994 Free Press Simon and Schuster) I'd love to be able to
tell you the names of all the angels, but the book is 300+ pages long with
probably a couple of thousand angels with references, plus charts with
astrological correspondence and amulet invocations and secret names of God
and all that, so i can't really sum it up.
> "He must have liked you. He left your arms unbroken."
> (Jim Moore, "Demon Hunter Crossing")
>
kilroy
On Thu, 25 Jun 1998 12:43:39 GMT, van...@gaylord.com wrote:
>Hola all..
>
> Well.. I’m working out the beginning of the end.. in a story I’m
>running, but I need some resource material to flesh it out..
>
> In My Idea of the WoD, The Book of Nod really hit the nail on the head
>when it came to the origin.. The Angels Et. All..
>
>To really flavor the story for the players I’m coming up with a little
>foreshadowing, a little narrative for each session.. but I really need the
>names of all the angels and what their known for.. I know the resource is out
>there.. but I don’t know where to find it.. In this particular case.. the
>Bible really isn’t much help.. So any help that ya’ll could provide me with
>would be greatly appreciated..
>
There are several books by Arthur E. Waite that be it. His material
was written in the late 1800/early 1900's and his research is part of
the basis for the Ryder-Waite tarot decks that are so popular.
"The Book of Ceremonial Magic" covers several beings, some angels,
others demons.
The Angelical Hierarchy is as follows:
Olympic Spirits (Angels of the Seven Silver Planets)
Spirit name/
assoc. Planet Abilities/knowledges
Aratron/ teaches Alchemy, magic, medicine, Invisibility, long
Saturn life, coal to treasure and back,
Bethor/ High position and great treasures, provides familiars
Jupiter of the firmament, life up to 700yrs/old, Air spirits
as servants
Phaelg/ Great honor in military affairs
Mars
Och/ grant life up to 600yrs/old, gives familiar spirits,
Solar transmutes base items into pure metals, gems, or gold,
can make a person worshipped as a god
Hagith/ Great beauty, conver gold to copper and back, faithful
Venereal serving spirits
Ophiel/ teaches all arts, gives familiar spirits, can convert
Mercury quicksilver into the Philosopher's Stone.
Phul/ Convert any metal to silver, heals illnes, provides
Luna Water Spirits as servants, life up to 300yrs/old
Each has a legion of subordinates and a number of provinces they
control. Aratron has 49, Bethor 42, Phaleg 35, Och 28, Hagith 21,
Ophiel 14, and Phul 7.
Angels of the Day and Night: this is rather sketchy, but the 12 day
and 12 night angels each have an hour they watch over. They should be
petitioned to assist any activity started and/or completed in their
hour. It shouldThe first hour of the day should start at daybreak.
Angels of the Day (by hour)
Samael
Anael
Veguaniel
Vachmiel
Sazquiel
Samil
Barginiel
Osgaebial
Vadriel
Oriel
Bariel
Beratiel
Angels of the Night (by hour)
Gamiel
Farris
Sarquamich
Jefischa
Abasdarhon
Zaazonash
Mendrion
Narcoriel
Nacoriel
Jusguarin
Dardariel
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Angels of the Twelve Signs (Zodiac)
Also known as the Angels of Men
May only be summoned to assist in goals in accordance with the Laws of
God and Man. Action should be appropriate for the being involved.
Fire Signs Angel
Aries Aiel
Leo Ol
Sagittarius Sizajasel
Air Signs Angel
Gemini Giel
Libra Jael
Aquarius Ausiul
Water Signs Angel
Cancer Cael
Scorpio Sosol
Pisces Pasiel
Earth Signs Angel
Taurus Tual
Virgo Voil
Capricornus Cusujoiah
Supreme Angel of the Triplicities:
These 4 angels rule the normal Twelve and should only be contacted for
great deeds and with great care.
Fire:Michael
Air:Raphael
Water:Gabriel
Earth:Uriel
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There's some more, but at midnight I'm only willing to do so much.
Note for stupid people: This is history. Someone out there believed
it at one time or another. It's none of your business if I do and I
really don't care if you don't. If the concepts involved bother you,
go to another message. I won't stop you.
van...@gaylord.com
In article <6mvfa7$rlq$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
Ale...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> > >names of all the angels and what their known for.. I know the resource is
out
> > >there.. but I don’t know where to find it.. In this particular case.. the
> > >Bible really isn’t much help.. So any help that ya’ll could provide me with
>
> Talmud and the Zohar and the apocryphal Gospels and all those weird esoteric
> books. For someone like me who doesn't have the patience to track them all
> down, I suggest "A Dictionary of Angels - including the fallen ones" by
Watch your Flams there AlexisK.. I have been tracking for a month on the web,
and the best resource so far was a cast of characters from 'Paradise Lost'..
If you read what I wrote instead of ASSUMEING! I said that I was looking for
the resource.. Thank you for giving me the name of the Dictionary, Etc.. But
I do not appriciate your Slander or Sarcasum.
Have a Day.
-Lich
van...@gaylord.com
In article <3594171c...@news.ntr.net>,
kilroy@ntr-!ban!.net wrote:
>> Snipped info for later referance.. <<
> ---------------
>
> There's some more, but at midnight I'm only willing to do so much.
>
> Note for stupid people: This is history. Someone out there believed
> it at one time or another. It's none of your business if I do and I
> really don't care if you don't. If the concepts involved bother you,
> go to another message. I won't stop you.
>
>
Thank you for all of that.. I'll look into the books for more info..
-lich
Jo Hart
van...@gaylord.com wrote:
>
> I have been tracking for a month on the web,
> and the best resource so far was a cast of characters from 'Paradise Lost'..
It's a _great_ resource for things like that! (And not a bad read either
-- I found a nicely formatted version online at
http://www.literature.org/Works/John-Milton/paradise-lost/ which is
handy during those inevitable periods of work-avoidance :) ).
jo
(But Book 1 always makes me think about how I would storm my workplace
and overthrow the management, so it is probably a bad influence)
Ale...@my-dejanews.com
In article <6n034g$kpp$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
van...@gaylord.com wrote:
>
> In article <6mvfa7$rlq$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
> Ale...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> > > >names of all the angels and what their known for.. I know the resource is
> out
> > > >there.. but I don’t know where to find it.. In this particular case.. the
> > > >Bible really isn’t much help.. So any help that ya’ll could provide me
with
> >
> > The names of angels are mostly found outside the core scriptures, in the
> > Talmud and the Zohar and the apocryphal Gospels and all those weird esoteric
> > books. For someone like me who doesn't have the patience to track them all
> > down, I suggest "A Dictionary of Angels - including the fallen ones" by
>
> and the best resource so far was a cast of characters from 'Paradise Lost'..
> the resource.. Thank you for giving me the name of the Dictionary, Etc.. But
> I do not appriciate your Slander or Sarcasum.
>
> Have a Day.
Whoa, there cowboy! That wasn't a flame in the least. I wasn't being
sarcastic, I was being self-deprecating when I said "for someone like me who
doesn't have the patience...etc". You asked where to find angel resources.
I knew that there were at max three in the Bible itself, and most of the
other resources I knew of were hyper-dense apocryphal scriptures that I know
I personally don't have the patience to plow through compiling references,
most of which quite frankly I don't own. For this reason, I was glad that
Davidson put together the Dictionary for lazy schmucks like me. I've owned
it for a while, and I use it extensively in my own games for flavor. I
neither assumed nor intended to imply there was any stupidity or laziness on
your part. I just knew how much work went into the dictionary I referred you
to and how much of a time-saver and valuable resource it was, so I thought
I'd try to help you out. I'm sorry if you took offense.
Have a nice day.
> -Lich
>
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Ian Turner
van...@gaylord.com wrote:
> To really flavor the story for the players I’m coming up with a
> little foreshadowing, a little narrative for each session.. but I
I noticed one missing on Brians list.
Sammael. Later known as Lucifer, Satan, Mephistopheles, Old Nick,
Beelzebub, etc...
Ian T
ParadoX
Ian Turner wrote in message <3594C6...@wpine.com>...
OK; I can understand you classifying Sammael, the Poison Angel, with
Satan--i've heard the argument before, and am willing to concede that
Sammael might = Satan, either instead of Lucifer, or just as perhaps a
differet name.
But how are you associating Mephistopheles, a demon mentioned only
once, who if memory serves, was summoned by a Frost guy, and after
giving the guy all he wanted; Meph killed him. Other then that,
there's basically no references to him, and i dont see anything
remotely pointing to him being Satan, Sammael, or Lucifer.
The 'Old Nick' thing confuses me :)
And Beelzebub, from the minimalistic research i've done into him,
seems to be a seperate entity too.
PrimalFist
Or you can have the fallen angels and stuff:
Lucifer,Beelzebub, etc.
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blak...@technologist.com
In article <dmcl1.462$yS3.3...@newse2.tampabay.rr.com>,
Like 'Old Scratch' a coloquialism for the Devil.
> And Beelzebub, from the minimalistic research i've done into him,
> seems to be a seperate entity too.
Sure, but I think there was also a tendency to simply equate all
demons with 'The Devil' for a long time, wasn't there?
van...@gaylord.com
In article <3594C6...@wpine.com>,> Sammael. Later known as Lucifer, Satan, Mephistopheles, Old Nick, =
>
> Beelzebub, etc...
>
> Ian T
>
Really...? I never heard that one.. where did you get the info from..
just currious..
-Lich
Caleb00420
> Metatron: Powerful arch angel of prayer >Grants the prayer of total
Also known as the Voice of God
~Caleb
Caleb00420
I thought Samael and Lucifer were two separate entities. Where did you get this
info?
~Caleb
John Edward Mayall III
<snip>
For an interesting take on angels (and the whole creation story), check
out Steven Brust's _To Reign In Hell_. Great read, and it's also got
lots of angel names.
--Johnny Mayall--jmayall@jove.acs.unt.edu--http://people.unt.edu/~jmayall--
But the lies we live will always be confessed in the stories that we tell.
-Orson Scott Card
Clemens Schmitz
Caleb00420 wrote:
> > Metatron: Powerful arch angel of prayer >Grants the prayer of total
>
> Also known as the Voice of God
'Well, not the actual _voice_ of god, rather an independent entity in
his own right, think of it like a presidential spokesman.'
(from Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman (quoted from
memory, so sue me if I got it wrong))
Clemens
--
They don't look quite like real science, but geography is just physics
slowed down and with a few trees stuck on it, and meteorology is full of
excitingly fashionable chaos and complexity.
-Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay-
LafsAtWolf
to be the same number of deadly sins, i wonder at the connection in the book i
got these from)
Belphegor (sloth)
Leviathan (envy)
Beelzebub (gluttony)
Satan (anger)
Asmodeus (lechery)
Mammon (avarice)
and
Lucifer (pride)
I got this from a fiction book "The Rise of Endymion" by Dan Simmons, but I'd
trust the info because of the amount of research into the Holy Roman Church
that is evident in the book, and it's history(namely the creation of the Fallen
Angels).
thomas...@erix.ericsson.se
> Belphegor (sloth)
> Leviathan (envy)
> Beelzebub (gluttony)
> Satan (anger)
> Asmodeus (lechery)
> Mammon (avarice)
> and
> Lucifer (pride)
SATAN is doing his taxes. Doorbell rings.
SATAN (looks up): Hey, Belphegor, get the door!
BELPHEGOR: Nah, Letterman's coming on.
SATAN (turns): Beelzebub, you get it. Chr-r-r-rist, hurry up a bit willya.
BEELZEBUB: Mmmgff.
MAMMON: His mouth is full. And Asmodeus went upstairs with a succubus.
SATAN (exasperated): Eternal damnation to all of you. Go get it, Mammon.
MAMMON: I'll do it for a dollar.
SATAN (with a reddish glow): Lucifer. Get it now or I'll kick
your well-groomed ass all the way to the first circle.
LUCIFER (turns away): As if.
SATAN: BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ETERNITY! (blasts door into smithereens)
PIZZABOY: Domino's ... (vaporizes along with pizza)
LEVIATHAN: You NEVER ask me.
Thomas
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Thomas Lindgren thomas...@erix.ericsson.se
Software Architecture Research Centre avoid +junk to mail me
Ericsson Telecom AB
LafsAtWolf
>
>SATAN (looks up): Hey, Belphegor, get the door!
>
>BELPHEGOR: Nah, Letterman's coming on.
>
>SATAN (turns): Beelzebub, you get it. Chr-r-r-rist, hurry up a bit willya.
>
>BEELZEBUB: Mmmgff.
>
>MAMMON: His mouth is full. And Asmodeus went upstairs with a succubus.
>
>SATAN (exasperated): Eternal damnation to all of you. Go get it, Mammon.
>
>MAMMON: I'll do it for a dollar.
>
>SATAN (with a reddish glow): Lucifer. Get it now or I'll kick
> your well-groomed ass all the way to the first circle.
>
>LUCIFER (turns away): As if.
>
>SATAN: BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ETERNITY! (blasts door into smithereens)
>
>PIZZABOY: Domino's ... (vaporizes along with pizza)
>
>LEVIATHAN: You NEVER ask me.
>
>
> Thomas
>--
>Thomas Lindgren
thomas...@erix.ericsson.se
>Software Architecture Research Centre avoid +junk to mail me
>Ericsson Telecom AB
>
>
>
Oh my god, that so rules.