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Usenet Kook Awards - April 2017 Official Ballot
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Nadegda
Apr 23, 2017, 3:44:55 PM4/23/17
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Here's the official ballot for April 2017. The highlight is our KotM
candidate, Silver Slimer, who melted down spectacularly at the start of
the month, got nominated for a whole raft of kook awards, and promptly
went into hiding in the forlorn hope that everyone would have forgotten
about him by the time polls opened in the last week of the month.
The Drumpf this month is a three-way race, with Silver Slimer up against
perennial winner Gregory Hall and, unusually, also that "%" creature.
Slimer and Hall are also tussling for the Palmjob Paddle after both
received thorough spankings from half of Usenet early in the month. In
every other award category this month, one kook is running unopposed, so
don't expect too much excitement in any other races than the Paddle and
the Misogyny Award.
Ignore the flood of fake ballots that will undoubtedly be posted by some
butthurt kook starting shortly after this post appears and continuing
intermittently until May 1. If it doesn't say "Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid>" in the From and come via Eternal-
September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's
litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's
attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent
history of winning kook awards will actually be counted.
Ballots posted to alt.usenet.kooks or to alt.fan.cyberchicken will
certainly be seen by the vote wrangler, so if you want to be sure your
vote is counted, crosspost to at least one of those groups.
Kook of the Month
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
[ ] Sn!pe
[ ] None of the above
Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] % <per...@gmail.com>
[ ] None of the above
Lodestone Award
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] None of the above
Coward of the Month
[ ] Fakey
[ ] None of the above
Clueless Newbie of the Month
[ ] Sn!pe
[ ] None of the above
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
Palmjob Paddle
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] None of the above
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
--
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Nadegda
Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder
candidate, Silver Slimer, who melted down spectacularly at the start of
the month, got nominated for a whole raft of kook awards, and promptly
went into hiding in the forlorn hope that everyone would have forgotten
about him by the time polls opened in the last week of the month.
The Drumpf this month is a three-way race, with Silver Slimer up against
perennial winner Gregory Hall and, unusually, also that "%" creature.
Slimer and Hall are also tussling for the Palmjob Paddle after both
received thorough spankings from half of Usenet early in the month. In
every other award category this month, one kook is running unopposed, so
don't expect too much excitement in any other races than the Paddle and
the Misogyny Award.
Ignore the flood of fake ballots that will undoubtedly be posted by some
butthurt kook starting shortly after this post appears and continuing
intermittently until May 1. If it doesn't say "Nadegda
<nad31...@gmail.invalid>" in the From and come via Eternal-
September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's
litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's
attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent
history of winning kook awards will actually be counted.
Ballots posted to alt.usenet.kooks or to alt.fan.cyberchicken will
certainly be seen by the vote wrangler, so if you want to be sure your
vote is counted, crosspost to at least one of those groups.
Kook of the Month
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
[ ] Sn!pe
[ ] None of the above
Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] % <per...@gmail.com>
[ ] None of the above
Lodestone Award
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] None of the above
Coward of the Month
[ ] Fakey
[ ] None of the above
Clueless Newbie of the Month
[ ] Sn!pe
[ ] None of the above
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
Palmjob Paddle
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] None of the above
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
--
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Nadegda
Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder
%
Apr 23, 2017, 3:49:46 PM4/23/17
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.
vetoed
vetoed
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 23, 2017, 4:21:53 PM4/23/17
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article <odj01o$bs6$9...@dont-email.me>, nad318b404
@gmail.invalid says...
> Subject: Usenet Kook Awards - April 2017 Official Ballot
> From: Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid>
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.cyberchicken, alt.free.newsservers, alt.checkmate
>
> Here's the offic
>
There must be an echo in here. Please close your legs.
--
Checkmate
Copyright © 2017
all rights reserved
Please visit me at alt.checkmate, the new
go-to group for the discerning troll...
In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017
Checkmate! In article <odj01o$bs6$9...@dont-email.me>, nad318b404
@gmail.invalid says...
> Subject: Usenet Kook Awards - April 2017 Official Ballot
> From: Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid>
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.cyberchicken, alt.free.newsservers, alt.checkmate
>
> Here's the offic
>
There must be an echo in here. Please close your legs.
--
Checkmate
Copyright © 2017
all rights reserved
Please visit me at alt.checkmate, the new
go-to group for the discerning troll...
In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 23, 2017, 4:22:33 PM4/23/17
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Checkmate! In article <a9fm1r....@news.alt.net>,
per...@gmail.com says...
>
> .
>
> vetoed
Spankified!
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Apr 23, 2017, 5:02:27 PM4/23/17
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Silver Slimer does not appear and I vote for
Silver Slimer in all categories in which he
does appear.
You're welcome.
--
"Being both astute and erudite, I say a man not
mince words in order to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned and the ignorant."
--Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
%
Apr 23, 2017, 6:50:06 PM4/23/17
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vetoed
vetoed
Mork Margoon
Apr 25, 2017, 7:02:41 PM4/25/17
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On Sun, 23 Apr 2017 19:41:44 +0000, Nadegda wrote:
Kook of the Month
[X] Silver Slimer
(Froth all you want you son of a bitch)
[ ] None of the above
Kook of the Month
[X] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
[X] Sn!pe
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
(Froth all you want you son of a bitch)
[ ] None of the above
Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[X] % <per...@gmail.com> THE ASSWORM
Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] None of the above
Lodestone Award
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Lodestone Award
[ ] None of the above
Coward of the Month
[X] Fakey
Coward of the Month
[ ] None of the above
Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X] Sn!pe
Clueless Newbie of the Month
[ ] None of the above
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[X] Silver Slimer
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[ ] None of the above
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[X] Silver Slimer
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ] None of the above
Palmjob Paddle
[ ] Silver Slimer
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Palmjob Paddle
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
[X] Silver Slimer
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
[ ] None of the above
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[X] Silver Slimer
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[ ] None of the above
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Apr 25, 2017, 7:12:20 PM4/25/17
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Hi Paul.
Marketa Jadalova
Apr 25, 2017, 7:21:40 PM4/25/17
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In article odj01o$bs6$9...@dont-email.me, Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid>
wrote:
[snip]
Yay vote time !
> Kook of the Month
> [X] Silver Slimer
Is racist loon !
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
> [X] Sn!pe
Took bait !
> Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
> Lodestone Award
> [X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Piggy piggy pig !
> Coward of the Month
> [X] Fakey
Душа в пятки ушлa !
> Clueless Newbie of the Month
> [X] Sn!pe
Is not understand followup rules of own server!
> South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
> [X] Silver Slimer
Kook !
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
> [X] Silver Slimer
KOOK !!
> Palmjob Paddle
> [X] Silver Slimer
Остаться с носом !
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
> [X] Silver Slimer
Kook who not accept defeat !
> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
> [X] Silver Slimer
Ума палата, а ключ потерян !
wrote:
[snip]
Yay vote time !
> Kook of the Month
> [X] Silver Slimer
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
Took bait !
> Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
> [X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Is pig !!
> Lodestone Award
> [X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
> Coward of the Month
> [X] Fakey
> Clueless Newbie of the Month
Is not understand followup rules of own server!
> South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
Kook !
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
> [X] Silver Slimer
> Palmjob Paddle
> [X] Silver Slimer
Остаться с носом !
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Kook who not accept defeat !
> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
Ума палата, а ключ потерян !
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Apr 25, 2017, 7:25:47 PM4/25/17
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On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:21:36 +0000 (UTC), Marketa Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
<trim fake ballot>
Wow, here they come the Dweeblesh!te sock parade
in slightly ahead of schedule.
LOL!
But, I do like the sow Marketa since I'm a pig.
I want to jump her Cossack bones.
<trim fake ballot>
Wow, here they come the Dweeblesh!te sock parade
in slightly ahead of schedule.
LOL!
But, I do like the sow Marketa since I'm a pig.
I want to jump her Cossack bones.
Marketa Jadalova
Apr 25, 2017, 7:34:11 PM4/25/17
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In article odolm0$1ejs$1...@gioia.aioe.org, Marketa Jadalova
I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in English,
some time.
I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in English,
some time.
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Apr 25, 2017, 7:37:07 PM4/25/17
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On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:34:08 +0000 (UTC), Marketa Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>In article odolm0$1ejs$1...@gioia.aioe.org, Marketa Jadalova
><m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> ??? ??????, ? ???? ??????? !
>In article odolm0$1ejs$1...@gioia.aioe.org, Marketa Jadalova
><m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in English,
>some time.
You want hard, Cossack lady? Well, just for you
>I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in English,
>some time.
I have 8 inches of hard. Come on down!
Marketa Jadalova
Apr 25, 2017, 7:43:01 PM4/25/17
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On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 19:37:05 -0400, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> wrote:
>On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:34:08 +0000 (UTC), Marketa Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>In article odolm0$1ejs$1...@gioia.aioe.org, Marketa Jadalova
>><m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> ??? ??????, ? ???? ??????? !
>>
>>I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in English,
>>some time.
>
>You want hard, Cossack lady? Well, just for you
>I have 8 inches of hard. Come on down!
Is up your hard with peach fork, pig!
>On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:34:08 +0000 (UTC), Marketa Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>In article odolm0$1ejs$1...@gioia.aioe.org, Marketa Jadalova
>><m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> ??? ??????, ? ???? ??????? !
>>
>>I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in English,
>>some time.
>
>You want hard, Cossack lady? Well, just for you
>I have 8 inches of hard. Come on down!
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 25, 2017, 7:58:40 PM4/25/17
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Checkmate! In article <okmvfc1hgepege230...@4ax.com>,
greghall@yecht_master.fake says...
>
> On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:21:36 +0000 (UTC), Marketa Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <trim fake ballot>
>
> Wow, here they come the Dweeblesh!te sock parade
> in slightly ahead of schedule.
>
> LOL!
> But, I do like the sow Marketa since I'm a pig.
> I want to jump her Cossack bones.
Skeet
Apr 25, 2017, 8:26:18 PM4/25/17
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>In article odj01o$bs6$9...@dont-email.me, Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid>
>wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>Yay vote time !
>
>> Kook of the Month
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>Is racist loon !
>
>> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
>> [X] Sn!pe
>
>Took bait !
>
>> Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
>> [X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
>
>Is pig !!
>
>> Lodestone Award
>> [X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
>
>Piggy piggy pig !
>
>> Coward of the Month
>> [X] Fakey
>
>???? ? ????? ???a !
>wrote:
>
>[snip]
>
>Yay vote time !
>
>> Kook of the Month
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>Is racist loon !
>
>> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
>> [X] Sn!pe
>
>Took bait !
>
>> Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
>> [X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
>
>Is pig !!
>
>> Lodestone Award
>> [X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
>
>Piggy piggy pig !
>
>> Coward of the Month
>> [X] Fakey
>
>
>> Clueless Newbie of the Month
>> [X] Sn!pe
>
>Is not understand followup rules of own server!
>
>> South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>Kook !
>
>> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>KOOK !!
>
>> Palmjob Paddle
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>???????? ? ????? !
>> Clueless Newbie of the Month
>> [X] Sn!pe
>
>Is not understand followup rules of own server!
>
>> South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>Kook !
>
>> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>KOOK !!
>
>> Palmjob Paddle
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>
>> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>Kook who not accept defeat !
>
>> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>Kook who not accept defeat !
>
>> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>
>??? ??????, ? ???? ??????? !
Hi Paul.
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 25, 2017, 11:13:25 PM4/25/17
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Checkmate! In article <gmnvfcphes9lrnt5g...@4ax.com>, m-
jada...@qmail.com says...
Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛
Apr 25, 2017, 11:22:45 PM4/25/17
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On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:34:08 +0000 (UTC), LO AND BEHOLD; "Marketa
Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<odomdf$1f2t$1...@gioia.aioe.org>:
Ваш лифт не выходит на верхний этаж.
--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA
-
"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor
-
"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode
-
"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <MPG.32c5bfef...@news.altopia.com>
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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<odomdf$1f2t$1...@gioia.aioe.org>:
--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA
-
"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor
-
"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode
-
"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <MPG.32c5bfef...@news.altopia.com>
-
Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
Nadegda
Apr 26, 2017, 4:59:03 AM4/26/17
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On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 19:42:59 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 19:37:05 -0400, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@yecht_master.fake> wrote:
Following up to your own articles now, kooky?
> On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 19:37:05 -0400, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
> <greghall@yecht_master.fake> wrote:
>>On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:34:08 +0000 (UTC), Marketa Jadalova
>><m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>In article odolm0$1ejs$1...@gioia.aioe.org, Marketa Jadalova
>>><m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
<snicker>
>>>> ??? ??????, ? ???? ??????? !
Have you tried updating to 5.x?
>>>I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in
>>>English,
>>>some time.
>>
>>You want hard, Cossack lady? Well, just for you I have 8 inches of hard.
>>Come on down!
>
> Is up your hard with peach fork, pig!
<snicker>
Ms Kitty, DoW #6
Apr 26, 2017, 11:35:04 AM4/26/17
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"Marketa Jadalova" <m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article odolm0$1ejs$1...@gioia.aioe.org, Marketa Jadalova
> <m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in English,
> some time.
Did you vote for Donald Trump for president?
> I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in English,
> some time.
Did you hack Hillary and Podesta's email? LOL
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 26, 2017, 11:40:50 AM4/26/17
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Checkmate! In article <odpnak$u65$1...@dont-email.me>, nad318b404
@gmail.invalid says...
>
> On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 19:42:59 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 19:37:05 -0400, "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq."
> > <greghall@yecht_master.fake> wrote:
>
> Following up to your own articles now, kooky?
>
> >>On Tue, 25 Apr 2017 23:34:08 +0000 (UTC), Marketa Jadalova
> >><m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>In article odolm0$1ejs$1...@gioia.aioe.org, Marketa Jadalova
> >>><m-jad...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Must be becoming a trend.
>
> <snicker>
>
> >>>> ??? ??????, ? ???? ??????? !
>
> I see you still haven't got your client to handle UTF-8 properly, gurgles.
> Have you tried updating to 5.x?
>
> >>>I sorry I lapse in the Russian some time. Things express hard in
> >>>English,
> >>>some time.
> >>
> >>You want hard, Cossack lady? Well, just for you I have 8 inches of hard.
> >>Come on down!
> >
> > Is up your hard with peach fork, pig!
>
> What happened to your "impeccable grammer", Mr. Erudite?
>
> <snicker>
though, without those pesky Pembroke IPs showing up so often... just
sayin'.
Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛
Apr 26, 2017, 3:06:51 PM4/26/17
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On Wed, 26 Apr 2017 10:34:54 -0500, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Ms Kitty, DoW #6"
<Ms.K...@dow.six>" determined that the following was of great
did you hack skeeter's broken newsreader? LOL
<Ms.K...@dow.six>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<a9n489....@news.alt.net>:
Daniel Kolle
Apr 28, 2017, 3:32:42 PM4/28/17
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Kook of the Month
[X] Silver Slimer
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] None of the above
[X] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
[X] Sn!pe
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
[ ] None of the above
Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
[ ] Silver Slimer
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
<partly for how he reacted to Marketa Jadalova in this very thread>
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] None of the above
Coward of the Month
[X] Fakey
Coward of the Month
[ ] None of the above
Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X] Sn!pe
Clueless Newbie of the Month
[ ] None of the above
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[X] Silver Slimer
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[ ] None of the above
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[X] Silver Slimer
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[ ] None of the above
Palmjob Paddle
[ ] Silver Slimer
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Palmjob Paddle
[ ] Silver Slimer
[ ] None of the above
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
[X] Silver Slimer
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
[ ] None of the above
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[X] Silver Slimer
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[ ] None of the above
Skeet
Apr 28, 2017, 3:41:22 PM4/28/17
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%
Apr 28, 2017, 3:46:35 PM4/28/17
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.
vetoed
i am not illegible for any awards because ,
i have the power to veto the process ,
plus the awards only apply to alt.usenet kooks ,
so that's the other reason for a veto
vetoed
i am not illegible for any awards because ,
i have the power to veto the process ,
plus the awards only apply to alt.usenet kooks ,
so that's the other reason for a veto
Nadegda
Apr 28, 2017, 3:49:35 PM4/28/17
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On Fri, 28 Apr 2017 13:41:24 -0600, Skeet wrote:
> On Fri, 28 Apr 2017 19:32:38 +0000 (UTC), Daniel Kolle
> <Daniel...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Kook of the Month
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>> [ ] None of the above
[snip]
> On Fri, 28 Apr 2017 19:32:38 +0000 (UTC), Daniel Kolle
> <Daniel...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>
>> Kook of the Month
>> [X] Silver Slimer
>> [ ] None of the above
> Hi Paul.
Proof, kook?
%
Apr 28, 2017, 4:06:44 PM4/28/17
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vetoed
vetoed
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 28, 2017, 8:18:50 PM4/28/17
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Checkmate! In article <oe05cm$1o91$1...@gioia.aioe.org>,
Daniel...@gmail.invalid says...
Nadegda
Apr 28, 2017, 10:00:44 PM4/28/17
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On Fri, 28 Apr 2017 17:18:47 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> We don't have any "award" ballots in alt.checkmate.
We do in alt.fan.cyberchicken.
> We don't have any "award" ballots in alt.checkmate.
> Please FOAD.
Don't listen to him, Daniel. I was the one who crossposted the voting
thread to alt.checkmate. He's just butthurt over something else, and
projecting his problems onto you.
Charles E Hardwidge
Apr 29, 2017, 2:25:46 AM4/29/17
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On Sun, 23 Apr 2017 19:41:44 +0000, Nadegda wrote:
> Kook of the Month
[X] Silver Slimer
[X] Silver Slimer
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
[X] None of the above
He was trolled pretty good, but I don't think it quite rises to the level
of the Allisat.
> Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
[X] % <per...@gmail.com>
Never pegged him for an aficionado of rape culture. Just goes to show,
just when you think you know a guy...
> Lodestone Award
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
> Coward of the Month
[X] Fakey
> Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X] Sn!pe
> South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[X] Silver Slimer
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[X] Silver Slimer
[X] Silver Slimer
> Palmjob Paddle
[X] Silver Slimer
[X] Silver Slimer
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
[X] Silver Slimer
[X] Silver Slimer
> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[X] Silver Slimer
If the ballots I've seen cast so far are any indication, you can consider
[X] Silver Slimer
this kook as good as slimed. :)
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Apr 29, 2017, 12:43:42 PM4/29/17
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On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 01:57:30 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>On Fri, 28 Apr 2017 17:18:47 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>
>> We don't have any "award" ballots in alt.checkmate.
>
>We do in alt.fan.cyberchicken.
>
>> Please FOAD.
>
>Don't listen to him, Daniel. I was the one who crossposted the voting
^^^^^^
>On Fri, 28 Apr 2017 17:18:47 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>
>> We don't have any "award" ballots in alt.checkmate.
>
>We do in alt.fan.cyberchicken.
>
>> Please FOAD.
>
>Don't listen to him, Daniel. I was the one who crossposted the voting
>thread to alt.checkmate. He's just butthurt over something else, and
>projecting his problems onto you.
Nads, you spelled *Paul* wrong. LOL.
>projecting his problems onto you.
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 29, 2017, 5:51:20 PM4/29/17
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Checkmate! In article <nkg9gcpidd2oh4q22...@4ax.com>,
greghall@yecht_master.fake says...
>
> On Sat, 29 Apr 2017 01:57:30 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
> >On Fri, 28 Apr 2017 17:18:47 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> >
> >> We don't have any "award" ballots in alt.checkmate.
> >
> >We do in alt.fan.cyberchicken.
> >
> >> Please FOAD.
> >
> >Don't listen to him, Daniel. I was the one who crossposted the voting
> ^^^^^^
> >thread to alt.checkmate. He's just butthurt over something else, and
> >projecting his problems onto you.
>
> Nads, you spelled *Paul* wrong. LOL.
want to bet he lives in Pembroke?
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Apr 29, 2017, 7:54:14 PM4/29/17
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On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 02:12:17 +0800, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass wrote:
>"Bill (not Jillians) Royal Order of the DoW #5"
><noe...@none.not> wrote:
>> On 4/29/2017 12:50 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> > Hi Paul! LOL. The hosiery parade is strong in
>> > this month's voting.
>>
>> IAWTP! Good to see the ol' Ben sock is still around.
>
>Indeed! But, where's the big Russian gal?
Do you mean Marketa Cankleova? She voted over
in a.f.n.
>"Bill (not Jillians) Royal Order of the DoW #5"
><noe...@none.not> wrote:
>> On 4/29/2017 12:50 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> > Hi Paul! LOL. The hosiery parade is strong in
>> > this month's voting.
>>
>> IAWTP! Good to see the ol' Ben sock is still around.
>
>Indeed! But, where's the big Russian gal?
Do you mean Marketa Cankleova? She voted over
in a.f.n.
Ms Kitty, DoW #6
Apr 29, 2017, 9:46:29 PM4/29/17
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Get a life!
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 30, 2017, 1:33:36 AM4/30/17
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Checkmate! In article <aa056m....@news.alt.net>, Ms.K...@dow.six
says...
>
> Get a life!
Isn't he that sock who recently "voted" for something like a total rube
would do?
Wally the Grey
Apr 30, 2017, 2:39:33 AM4/30/17
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I've lurked forever but haven't posted on Usenet in ages, and back then it
was mostly in rec.games.*.
That racist alt-right neofascist wackjob, Silver Slimer, being nominated
for some kook awards has brought me back from the net.dead.
I hope this ballot is accepted despite my lack of recent posting history.
Kook of the Month
Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
Silver Slimer
Lodestone Award
abstain
Coward of the Month
abstain
Clueless Newbie of the Month
abstain
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
Palmjob Paddle
P.S. I tried to post this in comp.os.linux.advocacy but apparently my news
server doesn't permit posting there! Even though it carries the group and
you can read it there. Fortunately the FNVW in her infinite wisdom seems
to have foreseen that controversial groups might get blocked by some
providers and posted a second copy of the ballot. Hoping this one works.
was mostly in rec.games.*.
That racist alt-right neofascist wackjob, Silver Slimer, being nominated
for some kook awards has brought me back from the net.dead.
I hope this ballot is accepted despite my lack of recent posting history.
Kook of the Month
Silver Slimer
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
abstain
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
Silver Slimer
abstain
Coward of the Month
abstain
Clueless Newbie of the Month
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
Silver Slimer
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
Silver Slimer
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
Palmjob Paddle
Silver Slimer
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Silver Slimer
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
Silver Slimer
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
P.S. I tried to post this in comp.os.linux.advocacy but apparently my news
server doesn't permit posting there! Even though it carries the group and
you can read it there. Fortunately the FNVW in her infinite wisdom seems
to have foreseen that controversial groups might get blocked by some
providers and posted a second copy of the ballot. Hoping this one works.
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 30, 2017, 3:06:06 AM4/30/17
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article <oe40r3$1kus$1...@gioia.aioe.org>,
hpar...@usa.net.nospam.invalid says...
welcome to post in alt.checkmate and keep me and my hundreds of Usenet
friends entertained!
Wally the Grey
Apr 30, 2017, 3:29:38 AM4/30/17
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On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 00:06:03 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <oe40r3$1kus$1...@gioia.aioe.org>,
> hpar...@usa.net.nospam.invalid says...
>
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <oe40r3$1kus$1...@gioia.aioe.org>,
> hpar...@usa.net.nospam.invalid says...
>
>> P.S. I tried to post this in comp.os.linux.advocacy but apparently my
>> news server doesn't permit posting there! Even though it carries the
>> group and you can read it there. Fortunately the FNVW in her infinite
>> wisdom seems to have foreseen that controversial groups might get
>> blocked by some providers and posted a second copy of the ballot.
>> Hoping this one works.
>
> I tell you, Paul... it is to laugh! All of your socks are always
> welcome to post in alt.checkmate and keep me and my hundreds of Usenet
> friends entertained!
I'm sorry -- who is Paul? Have I done something wrong?
>> news server doesn't permit posting there! Even though it carries the
>> group and you can read it there. Fortunately the FNVW in her infinite
>> wisdom seems to have foreseen that controversial groups might get
>> blocked by some providers and posted a second copy of the ballot.
>> Hoping this one works.
>
> I tell you, Paul... it is to laugh! All of your socks are always
> welcome to post in alt.checkmate and keep me and my hundreds of Usenet
> friends entertained!
Sn!pe
Apr 30, 2017, 5:19:32 AM4/30/17
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--
^Ï^. My pet rock Gordon just is.
kensi
Apr 30, 2017, 7:47:06 AM4/30/17
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On 4/30/2017 2:39 AM, Wally the Grey wrote:
> P.S. I tried to post this in comp.os.linux.advocacy but apparently my news
> server doesn't permit posting there! Even though it carries the group and
> you can read it there. Fortunately the FNVW in her infinite wisdom seems
> to have foreseen that controversial groups might get blocked by some
> providers and posted a second copy of the ballot. Hoping this one works.
It did. Thank you for your vote.
> P.S. I tried to post this in comp.os.linux.advocacy but apparently my news
> server doesn't permit posting there! Even though it carries the group and
> you can read it there. Fortunately the FNVW in her infinite wisdom seems
> to have foreseen that controversial groups might get blocked by some
> providers and posted a second copy of the ballot. Hoping this one works.
--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here." ~Checkmate
kensi
Apr 30, 2017, 7:51:13 AM4/30/17
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On 4/30/2017 3:29 AM, Wally the Grey wrote:
> On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 00:06:03 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>> hpar...@usa.net.nospam.invalid says...
> On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 00:06:03 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>>> Hoping this one works.
>>
>> I tell you, Paul... it is to laugh! All of your socks are always
>> welcome to post in alt.checkmate and keep me and my hundreds of Usenet
>> friends entertained!
>
> I'm sorry -- who is Paul? Have I done something wrong?
Don't mind him. There's a conspiracy theory going around that pretty
>>
>> I tell you, Paul... it is to laugh! All of your socks are always
>> welcome to post in alt.checkmate and keep me and my hundreds of Usenet
>> friends entertained!
>
> I'm sorry -- who is Paul? Have I done something wrong?
much everyone and their sister is a sock of some d00d named "Paul", for
which (of course) there's basically zero evidence. (And now another one
that nearly everybody *else* is a "%" sock.)
Also I think he gets butthurt when people vote in the awards, for
reasons too complex to go into right now. Suffice it to say this
particular k0ok tried to put an end to the awards and his failure sticks
in his craw to this very day.
I suppose you'll probably just relurk once Slimer's been officially
slimed tomorrow, but I hope that, despite the not very friendly greeting
you got from Checkmate, you'll stick around -- we could definitely use
some new blood around here.
kensi
Apr 30, 2017, 7:54:27 AM4/30/17
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On 4/23/2017 3:41 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> Here's the official ballot for April 2017.
[snip]
> Kook of the Month
[X] Silver Slimer
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
[X] Sn!pe
> Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
> Lodestone Award
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
> South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
[X] Silver Slimer
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
[X] Silver Slimer
> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
[X] Silver Slimer
> Here's the official ballot for April 2017.
[snip]
> Kook of the Month
[X] Silver Slimer
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
> Donald Drumpf Misogynist Award
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
> Lodestone Award
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
> Coward of the Month
[X] Fakey
[X] Fakey
> Clueless Newbie of the Month
[X] Sn!pe
> South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
> George Pickett Memorial Trophy
[X] Silver Slimer
> Palmjob Paddle
[X] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
> Palmjob Paddle
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
kensi
Apr 30, 2017, 8:00:07 AM4/30/17
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On 4/30/2017 5:19 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
> You poast on aioe and expect to be taken seriously?
This from a koOk who takes *Altopia* users seriously.
> You poast on aioe and expect to be taken seriously?
It is to laugh.
*shakes head*
Adam H. Kerman
Apr 30, 2017, 11:54:59 AM4/30/17
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kensi <kkensi...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>On 4/30/2017 3:29 AM, Wally the Grey wrote:
>>On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 00:06:03 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>>>hpar...@usa.net.nospam.invalid says...
>>>>Hoping this one works.
>>>I tell you, Paul... it is to laugh! All of your socks are always
>>>welcome to post in alt.checkmate and keep me and my hundreds of Usenet
>>>friends entertained!
>>I'm sorry -- who is Paul? Have I done something wrong?
>Don't mind him. There's a conspiracy theory going around that pretty
>much everyone and their sister is a sock of some d00d named "Paul", for
>which (of course) there's basically zero evidence. (And now another one
>that nearly everybody *else* is a "%" sock.)
hi seamus
>On 4/30/2017 3:29 AM, Wally the Grey wrote:
>>On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 00:06:03 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>>>hpar...@usa.net.nospam.invalid says...
>>>>Hoping this one works.
>>>I tell you, Paul... it is to laugh! All of your socks are always
>>>welcome to post in alt.checkmate and keep me and my hundreds of Usenet
>>>friends entertained!
>>I'm sorry -- who is Paul? Have I done something wrong?
>Don't mind him. There's a conspiracy theory going around that pretty
>much everyone and their sister is a sock of some d00d named "Paul", for
>which (of course) there's basically zero evidence. (And now another one
>that nearly everybody *else* is a "%" sock.)
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 30, 2017, 12:41:46 PM4/30/17
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hpar...@usa.net.nospam.invalid says...
Checkmate, DoW #1
Apr 30, 2017, 1:23:08 PM4/30/17
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Checkmate! In article <tq6cgc5c89c9bmh56...@4ax.com>,
Bite My Shiny Metal Ass says...
>
> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake>
> wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 02:12:17 +0800, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass wrote:
> > >"Bill (not Jillians) Royal Order of the DoW #5"
> > ><noe...@none.not> wrote:
> > >> On 4/29/2017 12:50 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> > >>
> > >> <snip>
> > >>
> > >> > Hi Paul! LOL. The hosiery parade is strong in
> > >> > this month's voting.
> > >>
> > >> IAWTP! Good to see the ol' Ben sock is still around.
> > >
> > >Indeed! But, where's the big Russian gal?
> >
> > Do you mean Marketa Cankleova? She voted over
> > in a.f.n.
>
> I bet she's too smart to vote from a Pembroke IP, like
> > >"Bill (not Jillians) Royal Order of the DoW #5"
> > ><noe...@none.not> wrote:
> > >> On 4/29/2017 12:50 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> > >>
> > >> <snip>
> > >>
> > >> > Hi Paul! LOL. The hosiery parade is strong in
> > >> > this month's voting.
> > >>
> > >> IAWTP! Good to see the ol' Ben sock is still around.
> > >
> > >Indeed! But, where's the big Russian gal?
> >
> > Do you mean Marketa Cankleova? She voted over
> > in a.f.n.
>
> Benny does.
Nobody around here would ever notice something like that.
Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛
Apr 30, 2017, 10:12:11 PM4/30/17
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On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 10:23:07 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; ""💩, DoW #1"
<Lunatic...@The.Edge>" determined that the following was of great
>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <tq6cgc5c89c9bmh56...@4ax.com>, Bite My
<Lunatic...@The.Edge>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.336fbd528...@news.altopia.com>:
>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>Shiny Metal Ass says...
>
>
>>"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> wrote:
>>>On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 02:12:17 +0800, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass wrote:
>>>>"Bill (not Jillians) Royal Order of the DoW #5" <noe...@none.not>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>>On 4/29/2017 12:50 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote: <snip>
>>>>>>Hi Paul! LOL. The hosiery parade is strong in this month's voting.
>>>>>IAWTP! Good to see the ol' Ben sock is still around.
>>>>Indeed! But, where's the big Russian gal?
>>>Do you mean Marketa Cankleova? She voted over in a.f.n.
>>I bet she's too smart to vote from a Pembroke IP, like Benny does.
>
>Nobody around here would ever notice something like that.
... much less their own white privilege, ...RITE!??
>
>
>>"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecht_master.fake> wrote:
>>>On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 02:12:17 +0800, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass wrote:
>>>>"Bill (not Jillians) Royal Order of the DoW #5" <noe...@none.not>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>>On 4/29/2017 12:50 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote: <snip>
>>>>>>Hi Paul! LOL. The hosiery parade is strong in this month's voting.
>>>>>IAWTP! Good to see the ol' Ben sock is still around.
>>>>Indeed! But, where's the big Russian gal?
>>>Do you mean Marketa Cankleova? She voted over in a.f.n.
>>I bet she's too smart to vote from a Pembroke IP, like Benny does.
>
>Nobody around here would ever notice something like that.
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