LARRY KING AND ED CONRAD GO AT IT AGAIN

[Ed]

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Because all CNN viewers were't able to see Larry King's exclusive,
heartwarming interview with Ed Conrad -- aka The Ignorant Bastard --
on Larry King Live because of satellite problems last Sunday night,
the network will be re-broadcast the program in its entirety tonight.
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This is a partial transcript of Ed Conrad's hour-long appearance on
Larry King Live on Sunday night. Unfortunately, some U.S. viewers
didn't see it because of satellite problems way out in space.
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LARRY: Ed, you're the first person without a brain that I've ever
inteviewed, except for George Walker Bush. How does it feel?
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ED: Great! I'll never be convicted of murder because, without a brain,
I'm legally insane. I can also get away with shoplifting at Wal-Mart.
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LARRY: Ed, I understand that the bigwiogs of the Scientific
Establishment refused to accept the donation of your brain for
scientific research or to put on permanent dispay at the Smithsonian.
Any comment?
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ED: See, Larry, there are a lot of longtime employees at the
Smithsonian who are either brain-dead of brainless, and I suppose
Secretary Wayne Clough didn't want to make any of them jealous.
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LARRY: I understand, since you were quite depressed by their rejecton,
you became the very
first person to auction off his brain on eBay.
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ED: I love money, Larry, and the more the merrier.
However, I didn't realize that it would turn me into a Brussel Sprout
and a few other veggies. But at least
I'm delighted that I'd die with a nice healthy bank account.
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LARRY: Ed, why do you continually post a long list of news agencies
and newspapers taking up precious
computer resources and making our great nation more susceptible to
overthrow by ferin powers?
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ED: Because I'm a freakin' jerk.
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LARRY: I'm very curous, Ed. How has the Scientific Establishment
reacted to your mind-boggling discoveries that proves evolution is a
monumental conspiracy against mankind?
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ED: Scorn and ridicule, Larry. But it wasn't the least bit suprising
that I also was greeted with deceit, deception, collusion and
conspiracy -- as well as tampering with physical evidence, in some
cases.
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Actually, the pseudoscientists want no part of the
incredible discoveries that destroy their Theory of Evolution, which
is why many "bigwigs" in physical anthropology -- like Richard
Dawkins, David Ian Greig (moderator of talk.origins) and Paul (PZ)
Myers hiding their head in shame.
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LARRY: I'd believe it only if I saw it for myself.
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ED: Read and weep, Larry (handing The King
an 8x10-inch color photo which is held up for the viewers).
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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(A member of the camera crew can be heard gasping in the background..)
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ED: Davy is the longtime moderator of talk.origins,
Larry. but he who has totally disregarded the newsgroup's charter that
allows everyone to post articles be they pro-Evolution or pro-
Creation.
In fact, he blackballed me from posting there years ago because I
generated incredible heat in his atheisitc kitchen. But now and then I
slip a hard, fast one past the talk.origins robot.
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COMMERCIAL BREAK -- Viagra)
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LARRY: Ed, is it true that you're quite a poet?
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ED: If I were humble, Larry, I would say No. But
being honest, indeed I am. In fact, I happen to have
a few with me.
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BALLS OF FIRE
Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
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LARRY: Pretty damn good, Ed! Now how about reading the other one for
our viewers.
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COPS AND ROBBERS
The pseudos, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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LARRY: Ed, please be honest. Do you have anyone in your corner after
nearly three decades?
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ED: Who gives a sh*t. Larry. I'm right and the evolutionists, atheists
and Manchurian Candidate
college graduates are dead wrong with their unyielding belief in
evolution. Someday they'll be sorry! Only then will they know the pain
of having a pitchfork stuck up their ass.
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Ed then shows Larry King numerous photographs of petrified bones,
etc., that he found between coal veins.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS INSIDE COAL
SEAMS MEANS EVOLUTION PURE CRAP
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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LARRY: HOLY SHIT, Ed, where did you find those evolution-destroying
fossils?
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ED: Please keep this confidential, Larry, but here's a map showing
spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa.,
where I found them.
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As you may or may not know, the most golden rule of geology is that
coal was formed minimum of 280 million years ago, meaning that man, in
almost
our present form, had inhabited the earth eons before Charles Darwin
and his Pied Piper evolutionists claim we evolved from cockroaches.
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The century-old mining map confirms beyond all reasonable doubt that
an asteroid, meteor or comet had struck the earth and offers the
undeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe that boggles the mind.
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The URL below, showing the result of the impact, can be enlarged by
clicking on it. The street names in Mahanoy City are shown on the map.
(Water Street was renamed Market Street in the 1930s and Fifth Alley,
now South Street, long before that.)
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
(Click on the map to enlarge it)
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LARRY: Ed, you're definitely not an idiot as the Pseudoscientists say.
You're a freakin' genius like Copernicus, Galileo and Immanuel
Velikovsky.
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ED: I agree!
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LARRY: By the way, are there any other monumental conspiracies that
you have destroyed?
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ED: I'm glad you mentioned it, Larry, I happened to bring these URLs
with me.
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YOU DON'T NEED EYEBALLS TO IDENTIFY THE "REAL" 911 TERRORISTS
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.slack/msg/4e8ed6db1f2c5a54
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http://www.travisredding.com/bush-911-jetfuel-wtc-laff.jpg
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EXPLOSIVES FOUND IN WTC DUST
http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Niels+Harrit&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
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http://cipshare.com/NielsHarrit_org/
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http://groups.google.com/group/rec.motorcycles/msg/cb03ecfc7a089d1e
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http://www.911foreknowledge.com/bravenewworld.htm
http://www.thewebfairy.com/911/911/staged.htm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3719259008768610598#
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http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=911+CONSPIRACY&hl=en&emb=0#q=91
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ONLY A MORON WOULDN'T KNOW THERE'S
A CONSPIRACY "NOT" TO CURE CANCER
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/0d4a351c0259ea99
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THIS MESSAGE TOOK LIGHT YEARS TO GET HERE
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.keith-olbermann/msg/9f1c48f6a1f...
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OTHER MONUMENTAL CONSPIRACIES THAT HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY ED CONRAD
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Svx-3FQBs
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_GzwzaJuwY
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All submissions are welcome. Those posted
by morons or idiots will be printed, then used
as toilet paper by corrupt politicians, atheists
and evolutionists with severe cases of diarrhea.
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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Most recent FBI File Photo of Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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> THE ACCOLADES KEEPS ROLLING IN
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<ghb...@crawfordtx.net> wrote to talk.origins...
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As some of you know, Ed Conrad's appearance on Larry King was
postponed a couple of weeks ago and was rescheduled last night. After
watching it, I have to admit that Ed is, perhaps, on to something.
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Ed presented his theory "man is as old as coal" and then then Larry
brought in Richard Dawkins via satellite. The first 30 minutes was Ed
presenting some very impressive physical evidence that were confirmed
by a senior scientist at MIT. I can't remember the scientist's name,
but he did confirm the accuracy of Ed's discovery of petrified bones
-- SOME HUMAN -- between anthracite coal veins..
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The most interesting part was when Larry surprised Ed and brought in
David Ian Greig via satellite. I was a bit saddened to see that Greig,
moderator of talk.origins, just dismissed Conrad's discoveries out of
hand and really didn't seem to have anything to counter Ed's argument
with...other than to say,
"Well, I'll have to look into this latest finding".
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Now I know we have all ridiculed Ed Conrad on this and other forums,
but I have to say that I will have to take another look at this issue
after seeing Ed's superb performance Sunday night.
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He had Dawkins stumped and speechless. But there has got to be
something wrong with Conrad's theory...isn't there?
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Did anyone else see it and have a comment?
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-- Georgie (Crawford, TX)
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> Nick Wool wrote to rec.gambling.poker:
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If I wanted to read fundamentalist crap, or fellow fundamentalists
jerking each other off, I'd have logged on to alt.morons. What the
fuck has this to do with poker? Go and sprout your crap somewhere
else.
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> Sirius Howard wrote to sci.astro.amateur, alt.gossip.celebrities, nbyc.general and alt.california
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Now you're just posting a list of all the countries of the world, Ed
Conrad. You just can't do anything original, can you? There weren't
any satellite problems, it was all in your head!
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> donstockba...@hotmail.com wrote to sci.physics, sci.med and sci.astro
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"Oh, Ed, I've never made it with a man who has the intellectual
prowess to post endless lists of universities on Usenet."
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"Darlene, yes, it's a rare man who leans to use the copy machine to
create a template containing hundreds of university names and then
post it to Usenet in order to crash the System and allow America to be
overrun by Communists"
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"Ed?
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"Yes, my darling Darlene?"
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"Does posting hundreds of names of universities over and over and over
and over cause a man to have a 2- inch pink and purple polka-dotted
penis?"
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LIST OF ANTHROPOLOGY ASSOCIATIONS THAT
MAY HAVE BEEN SLANDERED BY ED CONRAD
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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U.S. PROFESSIONAL SCIENTIFIC SOCIETIES
American Association for the Advancement (???) of Science
American Associaton of Petrified Brain Ologists
Acoustical Society of America
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Colleges of Pharmacy
American Association of Cereal Chemists
American Association of Engineering Societies
American Association of Physics Teachers
American Association of University Professors
American Association of University Women
American Astronautical Society
American Astronomical Society
American Chemical Society
American College of Dentists
American Dental Association
American Economic Association
American Educational Research Association
American Ethnological Society
American Fisheries Society
American Geological Institute
American Geophysical Union
American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics
American Institute of Biological Sciences
American Institute of Chemical Engineers
American Institute of Chemists
American Mathematical Society
American Medical Association
American Meteorological Society
American Nuclear Society
American Oil Chemists' Society
American Physical Society
American Physiological Society
American Phytopathological Society
American Psychiatric Association
American Psychological Association
American Society for Cell Biology
American Society for Engineering Education
American Society for Horticultural Science
American Society for Information Science
ASM International
American Society for Microbiology
American Society for Pharmacology and Experimental Therapeutics
American Society for Quality Control
American Society of Aesthetics
American Society of Agricultural Engineers
American Society of Agronomy
American Society of Animal Science
American Society of Civil Engineers
American Society of Mechanical Engineers
American Society of Plant Physiologists
American Society of Zoologists
American Speech-Language-Hearing
AssociationAmerican Statistical Association
American Vacuum Society
Association of American Geographers
Association of Research Libraries
Association of Southeastern Biologists
Association for Women in Science
Astronomical Society of the Pacific
Biophysical Society Crop Science Society of America
Ecological Society of America
Entomological Society of America
FASEB (Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology)
Geological Society of America
History of Science Society
Industrial Research Institute
Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc.(IEEE)
I nstitute of Industrial EngineersI
nstitute of NavigationInstrument Society of America
International Association for Impact AssessmentI
International Communication Association
International Society for Measurement and Control
International Society for Systems Sciences
Marine Technology Society
Mathematical Association of America
Medical Library Association, Inc.Microscopy
Society of America
National Association for Research in Science Teaching
National Association of Biology
Teachers National Council of Teachers of Mathematics
National Geographic Society
National Science Teachers Association National Society of Black
Engineers
National Society of Professional Engineers
National Speleological Society
Optical Society of America
Planetary Society
Rural Sociological SocietySchool Science and Mathematics Association
Sigma Delta Epsilon/Graduate Women in Science, Inc.Sigma Xi
The Scientific Research Society
Society of American Foresters
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic BotanySociety for Industrial Microbiology
Society for Social Studies of Science
Society of Women Engineers
Soil Science Society of America
Speech Communication Association
talk.origins news group -- David Iain Greig
Volunteers in Technical Assistance (VITA)
he Wildlife Conservation Society
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> PHYSICAL ANTHROPOLOGY
>Associatons, Iinstitutes and Journals
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ASOCIATIONS, INSTITUTES AND JOURNALS
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Anatomists
American Dental Association
American Anthropological Association
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association\
American Museum of Natural History
American Society for Investigative Pathology
American Society of Human Genetics
Anthropology Resources
Eclectic Anthropology Server
Federation of American Scientists
Society for Chaos Theory in Psychology and the Life Sciences
Dental AnthropologyAmerican Academy of Pediatric Dentistry
American Association of Oral BiologistsAmerican Dental Association
Bibliography of Dental Anthropology Articles in AJPA
Biological AnthropologyDental Anthropology Association
Dental Anthropology NewsletterForensic Odontology
National Institute of Dental Research Forensics
Academy of Clinical Laboratory Physicians and Scientists
American Board of Criminalistics
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
American Medical Association
American Society for Clinical Pathology
American Society of Cytopathology
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Annals of Chemical Biochemistry On-Line Journal
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Association for Molecular Pathology
Association of Directors of Anatomic and Surgical Pathology
Bioarchaeology and Forensic Anthropology Association
College of American Pathologists
Computer Forensics- Law and Order Magazine
Cornell University Medical CollegeCyberCrime: Forensics
Federation of American Societies of Experimental Biology
Forensic Anthropology at Florida Atlantic University
Forensic Anthropology CenterForensic ArchaeologyNational Center for
Biotechnological Information
New England Journal of Medicine
Usenet: sci.med.pathology
Human Evolution Academic, Research Training and Internship
Appointments and Research AssociatesAmerican Journal of Pathology
Nursing CenterInstitutesCalifornia Regional Primate Research Cente
rInstitute for Ecology and Biological Resources
International Primate Sanctuary of Panama
Oregon Regional Primate Reseach Center
University of Barcelona - Hominid Paleo-ethology Unit\
University of Wisconsin - Regional Primate Research Center
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center - Emory University
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ABC NBC CBS MSNBC Fox News CNN Keith Olbermann Michael
Moore New York Times Post Daily Daily News Newsweek
Washington Post Wall Street Journal Bill Moyers Chris Matthews
AOL Time Warner AT&T CBS Viacom Disney News Corporation
Newsday AAA PBS Newsweek USA Today The Nation War in
Iraq Huffington Post PBS BBC Brian Williams Katie Couric
Charles Gibson White House The Great Kreskin Evolution
Creation Intelligent Design Extraterrestrials Blly Meier UFOs
Hubble Charles Darwin News of the World New England Journal
of Medicine Bill Gates Yomiuri Shimbun Asahi Shimbun Bild
Germany The Sun London The View 60 Minutes Oprah Winfrey
Rosie O'Donnell Meet the Press Anderson Cooper Science
Pseudoscientists Religion Pope John XXIII Republican Las
Vegas Evolution Democrat Evolutionists Sean Penn Kevin
Smith AP Associated Press War in Iraq Reuters Pravda Baghdad
Iran Rosie O'DonnellU.S. News and World Report Fortune 500
OPEC Prostate and Breast Cancer Bill Maher Osama bin Laden
911 Daily Beast Government Conspiracy George Carlin (wherever
you are, but looking up at us)

[R H Draney]

Ed filted:

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>Because all CNN viewers were't able to see Larry King's exclusive,
>heartwarming interview with Ed Conrad -- aka The Ignorant Bastard --
>on Larry King Live because of satellite problems last Sunday night,
>the network will be re-broadcast the program in its entirety tonight.

Larry King?...

Boy, talk about a man as old as coal!...r

--
"Oy! A cat made of lead cannot fly."
- Mark Brader declaims a basic scientific principle

[Lee Ayrton]

On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:22:24 -0700, R H Draney wrote:

> Ed filted:
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>><
>>Because all CNN viewers were't able to see Larry King's exclusive,
>>heartwarming interview with Ed Conrad -- aka The Ignorant Bastard --
>>on Larry King Live because of satellite problems last Sunday night,
>>the network will be re-broadcast the program in its entirety tonight.
>
> Larry King?...
>
> Boy, talk about a man as old as coal!...r

Keeping the BOP firmly in mind, earlier this week I surfed past King's
show only to find it apparently being hosted by Jesse Ventura with Rod
Blagojevich as one of his guests, which leads me to suggest this addition
to the FAQ:

F. CNN is a television news-reporting organization.

Lee "Hey, Jesse, how're those little green men working out for ya?" Ayrton

--
"Your problem is that you don't understand reality, and so can't trace
causes to effects."
D. F. Manno critiques Mammonism on AFC-A

[R H Draney]

Lee Ayrton filted:

>
>On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:22:24 -0700, R H Draney wrote:
>
>> Ed filted:
>>>
>>><
>>>Because all CNN viewers were't able to see Larry King's exclusive,
>>>heartwarming interview with Ed Conrad -- aka The Ignorant Bastard --
>>>on Larry King Live because of satellite problems last Sunday night,
>>>the network will be re-broadcast the program in its entirety tonight.
>>
>> Larry King?...
>>
>> Boy, talk about a man as old as coal!...r
>
>Keeping the BOP firmly in mind, earlier this week I surfed past King's
>show only to find it apparently being hosted by Jesse Ventura with Rod
>Blagojevich as one of his guests, which leads me to suggest this addition
>to the FAQ:
>
>F. CNN is a television news-reporting organization.
>
>
>
>Lee "Hey, Jesse, how're those little green men working out for ya?" Ayrton

The only cable-news personality I have any respect for at this point is Jim
Cramer....r