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Cave Troll

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Jan 22, 2002, 12:23:21 AM1/22/02
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As you all, <cough-cough> know, anagrams reveal magic insights!
But enough introduction! Bring on the:

ANAGRAMS OF THE NINE WALKERS!


Frodo Baggins gives us a good description of Hobbits "foraging bods"
but also warns that too much food results in "forboding gas" or
"barfing goods", neither of which is good, by Hobbit or any other
standard.

Samwise Gamgee yields both the prophetic "magmas we seige" and
the shocking "G! me ma is sewage".

Alas, "Merry and Pippin" tells us they are "ripe N randy pimp"s
and have a "drippy inner map", which can't be good.

"Legolas the Elf" tells of the burden of the elves "age hell so
left" and "loathe gel self" which I guess is why his hair is so
flat.

"Gimli the Dwarf" sounds like a singles advertisement "laid MW
fighter" as does "grim lewd faith" and the incompressible
"war midge filth".

"Boromir" is scary if you say it out loud "im rob or"!

On an even more unfortunate note "Gandalf" tells us that while
Sir Ian has made many a "fan glad" despite or because of, well,
well, "fag land". Sorry, about that one. :( And I always thought
he was more of a pipe smoker... Opps. Not like that! Get yer
mind outta the gutter!

And "Strider" gives us merely "stirred". Hmm... as in not
shaken? Or in Arwen effected? Dunno.


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m

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Jan 22, 2002, 9:54:11 AM1/22/02
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In article <C088ightI...@moria99.net>, c...@morialevel9.net says...

Love your anagrams.

Legolas's full name is Legolas Greenleaf.

I'm not very good at anagrams, so does anyone else have a suggestion for
Legolas Greenleaf ???

Trinker

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Jan 22, 2002, 11:57:11 AM1/22/02
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m wrote:

> Legolas's full name is Legolas Greenleaf.
>
> I'm not very good at anagrams, so does anyone else have a suggestion for
> Legolas Greenleaf ???


http://www.genius2000.com/freedetails.html

Jubilation T. Cornpone

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Jan 22, 2002, 5:53:04 PM1/22/02
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"m" <p...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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Anagram Master v1.13 found over 300 anagrams for Legolas Greenleaf, here are
just a few. Lots of them contained the word "elf." 8)

Go see general fall
Large elf on eagles
Ogle fallen grease
Eels galore nag elf
Garage fell on eels
Elf gargle on easel
Lag or see an elf leg

~Jube


Jubilation T. Cornpone

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Jan 22, 2002, 6:53:31 PM1/22/02
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See a whole mess of stuff below.....compliments of Anagram Maker v1.13!
Some of these actually make sense, and in some cases fit the character. Want
more? Name a character from "The Hobbit" or the LOTR trilogy, and I'll let
this baby loose. 8)


"Cave Troll" <c...@morialevel9.net> wrote in message
news:C088ightI...@moria99.net...


> As you all, <cough-cough> know, anagrams reveal magic insights!
> But enough introduction! Bring on the:
>
> ANAGRAMS OF THE NINE WALKERS!
>
>
> Frodo Baggins gives us a good description of Hobbits "foraging bods"
> but also warns that too much food results in "forboding gas" or
> "barfing goods", neither of which is good, by Hobbit or any other
> standard.

Of big dragons
Forbid no gags
Adorns big fog
Baring of gods
Brag of doings
God ring so fab


>
> Samwise Gamgee yields both the prophetic "magmas we seige" and
> the shocking "G! me ma is sewage".

Seesaw mime gag
Sesame game wig
Mimes age we sag
As eggs maim ewe

>
> Alas, "Merry and Pippin" tells us they are "ripe N randy pimp"s
> and have a "drippy inner map", which can't be good.

Meriadoc Brandybuck yielded these:

Barricaded by no muck
Run my backboard dice
Can I backorder my bud (for you beerdrinkers....8)
Ink my cardboard cube
Mice do burn backyard

And for Peregrin Took:

Greek portion
Greek iron pot
Irk no protege
Trooper in keg
Groper on kite
Kin get poorer
To poke ringer
Greet poor kin

>
> "Legolas the Elf" tells of the burden of the elves "age hell so
> left" and "loathe gel self" which I guess is why his hair is so
> flat.

See my other post in this thread on Legolas Greenleaf.

>
> "Gimli the Dwarf" sounds like a singles advertisement "laid MW
> fighter" as does "grim lewd faith" and the incompressible
> "war midge filth".

Dwarf might lie
Dim freight law
Fag twirled him
Filmed with rag
Wild fag hermit
Faith grew mild

>
> "Boromir" is scary if you say it out loud "im rob or"

Not much here for him either:

Room rib
Moor rib

>
> On an even more unfortunate note "Gandalf" tells us that while
> Sir Ian has made many a "fan glad" despite or because of, well,
> well, "fag land". Sorry, about that one. :( And I always thought
> he was more of a pipe smoker... Opps. Not like that! Get yer
> mind outta the gutter!

Not much more for Gandalf here.

>
> And "Strider" gives us merely "stirred". Hmm... as in not
> shaken? Or in Arwen effected? Dunno.

Arwen only came up with this:

We ran

Not much for Strider, and just a couple for Aragorn:

Rang oar
Roar nag

>

You forgot the 10th member of the fellowship: Bill the Pony! 8) Here's
some for him....

Hit by pollen
Tiny bellhop
Python be ill
Help it nobly (he certainly did that for the Fellowship of Nine)
Hip belt only

Bilbo Baggins? You got 'im....

Gobbling bias
Goblin bib gas
Signal big bob
Aging slob bib
Boil big bangs
Gains big blob
Big slab in bog

And last but not least, let's give Galadriel her due....

Glade lair (doesn't she live in one of those?)
All dig ear
Rid all age
Legal raid
Large dial


~Jube

Jette Goldie

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Jan 23, 2002, 1:07:34 PM1/23/02
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Jubilation T. Cornpone <imare...@backwater.com> wrote
> > Frodo Baggins

> God ring so fab

That one works well <g>


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Celaeno

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Jan 23, 2002, 7:04:37 PM1/23/02
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You will not evade me, "Jubilation T. Cornpone"
<imare...@backwater.com>:

>Anagram Master v1.13 found over 300 anagrams for Legolas Greenleaf, here are
>just a few. Lots of them contained the word "elf." 8)

I ran my name through an anagram generator a couple years ago, and
mine tend to contain the words 'adulteress', 'alienate', or 'elite'...

Wonder what Arwen Undomiel/Evenstar would turn out? Gimli son of Gloin
should probably be tried too.


Cel
'Looked as ultra eliteness'

Jubilation T. Cornpone

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Jan 23, 2002, 8:27:16 PM1/23/02
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"Celaeno" <cel...@shavenwookie.nospam.com> wrote in message
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Ask and you shall receive. 8)

Arwen Evenstar: (249 anagrams found)

We ran veterans
Ensnare war vet
New era servant
Taverns are new
Veteran answer
Ten weavers ran
Arrest new vane
Was even errant (was she?)

Arwen Undomiel: (525 anagrams found)

Lewd in enamour (I won't even go there. 8)
We rue mandolin
Oil me unwarned (That sounds like FUN!)
Ireland won emu
Me launder wino
Maiden rule now
We mailed no urn
Wield no manure (No sh*tslinging allowed in the newsgroup! 8)

Gimli Son of Gloin: (124 anagrams found)

Millions go in fog
Milling is no goof
Fool go in smiling
Smiling fig on loo
Gigolo sin on film
Gigolo son in film
I go on losing film
Going in film loos
Going solo in film

*BONUS* And now....for the BOOK TITLES:

FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING: (1619 anagrams found)

Shoplifting whore elf (Oh no, not OUR Legolas! 8)
Frog in the fellowship
How hip fosterling elf
Elf pilferings how hot
Hop if sheltering wolf
Lone elf of shipwright
Whispering off to hell
Let flowering fish hop
We frighten hill poofs

THE TWO TOWERS: (150 anagrams found)

We wrest tooth
Two to her west
Test how we rot
Wow to test her
Or stew the two
We row the tots

RETURN OF THE KING: (449 anagrams found)

Frighten one Turk
Frontier keg hunt
Internet fork hug
Knotting fur here
The foreign trunk
Get no further kin
Gherkin often rut
Hunting ferret ok
Rotting funk here
Hunger of trinket

THE HOBBIT: (7 anagrams found)

He bit both
Hit the bob

THE SILMARILLION: (894 anagrams found)

Millionth serial
Hairline most ill
Mall inherits oil
All Irishmen toil (Is that true? 8)
Hellion mistrial
Molehill in a stir
Oriental ills him
Airline ills moth
Anthill mire soil
Ill hamster in oil
Into similar hell

That's it for now. Next.....GO!

~Jube

Taemon

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Jan 24, 2002, 12:43:37 PM1/24/02
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Jubilation T. Cornpone wrote:

>*BONUS* And now....for the BOOK TITLES:

ROFL! <wipes tears from eyes> thank you.

Greetings, T.


The Rowe Family

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Jan 24, 2002, 7:15:06 PM1/24/02
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in article C088ightI...@moria99.net, Cave Troll at c...@morialevel9.net
wrote on 1/22/02 12:23 AM:

Denethor, 'he rodent' saith Gorbash

Faramir, 'I'm Farra'... 'nuf said

Shadowfax, slides in with a 'dash of wax' (doubtless the secret of his great
speed)

The residents of Minas Ithil, forced to survive on 'thin limas' hastily
departed for points west.


Jacobbooga

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Jan 24, 2002, 7:17:04 PM1/24/02
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"Eru Iluvatar" becomes:
A IRA VULTURE
AURAL VIRTUE (Predicting the Music of the Ainur!)
AURA EVIL RUT

"Manwe Sulimo" becomes:
A ISLE MUM WON
A WILE SUMMON
IMMUNE A SLOW (Valinor does't decay)
A WOMEN I SLUM
A WE MUSLIM NO (It's true, he isn't Muslim)
MENIAL SUM OW
MALE WINO SUM
SAMUEL I'M NOW (Samwell is God! Of course!)
WEAL I SUMMON
AMEN I OWL SUM

"Tolkien" becomes:
NOT LIKE
TOE LINK
LIKEN TO
INLET OK (Tol Erressa is good)

"Denethor" becomes:
NEED THOR
HE RODENT
DENT HERO
THEN RODE
NOD THERE (He wasn't there)
NOD ETHER (He wasn't there, either)
DO NETHER

"Treebeard" is:
A BRED TREE
DEBRA TREE (His wife's name)
DEBATE ERR
BARTER DEE
DARE BERET
BREED TEAR

"Elbereth " is:
LET HER BE
TREBLE HE


Celaeno

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Jan 24, 2002, 7:18:45 PM1/24/02
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You will not evade me, "Jubilation T. Cornpone"
<imare...@backwater.com>:

>Arwen Evenstar: (249 anagrams found)

> Ensnare war vet
- sounds like what she did to Aragorn

>Arwen Undomiel: (525 anagrams found)
>
> Lewd in enamour (I won't even go there. 8)

> Oil me unwarned (That sounds like FUN!)

- so this is why Men kept pursuing Elf maidens!

> Maiden rule now
- which confirms who wore the pants in that marriage

> We mailed no urn
- Old elves don't die, they just fade away?

>Gimli Son of Gloin: (124 anagrams found)

> Fool go in smiling
- Didn't he do that in film Moria?

> Gigolo sin on film
> Gigolo son in film

- My, my, what will Gloin say... but it also explains why he went
smiling to Moria.

> FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING: (1619 anagrams found)

> Frog in the fellowship
- Gollum was supposed to be 10th?

> Lone elf of shipwright
- Look ma, Cirdan!

> Whispering off to hell
- Hmmmmmm....

> Let flowering fish hop
- Goldberry: Tom, did you feed the fish again?

> THE TWO TOWERS: (150 anagrams found)

> Test how we rot
- Grima?

> Wow to test her
- Galadriel?

> Or stew the two
- Rabbits!

> We row the tots
- ...to Emyn Muil!

>RETURN OF THE KING: (449 anagrams found)
>
> Frighten one Turk

- With a Mumak!

> Frontier keg hunt
- Gimli, obviously

> Internet fork hug
- so THAT's why we're here!

> Hunger of trinket
- Preciousss...

>THE SILMARILLION: (894 anagrams found)

> Into similar hell
- I guess Aman ain't all it's cracked up to be...

Graeme

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Jan 30, 2002, 12:57:17 AM1/30/02
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>> Legolas's full name is Legolas Greenleaf.

I'm not very good at anagrams, so does anyone else have a suggestion for
Legolas Greenleaf ???
>>

With that many letters there are probably in excess of 5000 possible anagrams
you could make. No kidding, though most of them wouldn't be very interesting.

Just to name a couple:

Eager Elf Galleons
Generals Flee Gaol
Eagle of Allergens
Elf Enrollees Gaga
Fella Ego Enlarges
Legal Gal Forseen
Legalese Fang Lore
Ale Gargle Oneself
Feel Legal Oranges

And so on...

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