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Trump Fascists Angry, Trump Meltdown! Heroic 'Big Bang Theory' Creator Chuck Lorre Asks God to 'Encourage Voter Turnout' Against 'Fascist' Trump in Show Credits

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'Big Bang Theory' Creator Chuck Lorre Asks God to 'Encourage Voter
Turnout' Against 'Fascist' Trump in Show Credits

In a pre-election prayer, The Big Bang Theory creator Chuck Lorre beseeched
the Lord to inspire voters to rebuke the “fascist” in the White House, to
give strength and wisdom to special counsel Robert Mueller, and to go Old
Testament on those “who collaborate with the darkness.” All of that in the
show-closing vanity card in the closing credits for Thursday’s Big Bang
Theory episode.


It’s not the first time Lorre has taken a jab at Donald Trump in his
signature vanity cards displayed at the end of his shows. But it’s the
first time he’s used the F-word (for fascist) to describe the President.
And while Lorre doesn’t mention Trump by name, he leaves no doubt about the
target of his wrath, referring to him as the “hate-filled, fear-mongering,
demagogic, truth-shattering, autocratic golf cheater.”


“God, (I call you that even though I suspect thou art well beyond names and
words and might actually be some sort of ineffable quantum situation), I
humbly beseech thee to make thy presence known on November 6th. Demonstrate
your omnipotence through us as we make ink marks on little circles in
curtained booths.

Of course if you, in your divine wisdom, believe a fascist, hate-filled,
fear-mongering, demagogic, truth-shattering, autocratic golf cheater is
what we need right now, then, you know, thy will be done. But if thou art
inclined to more freedom, more love, more compassion, and just more of the
good stuff thou hath been promoting in our hearts or our parietal lobes –
either one, doesn’t really matter – I submissively ask that thy encourage
voter turnout in that general direction.

Also God, please help Bob Mueller. Guide him and make him strong, brave,
wise and true. And yes, I know there must be thousands of guys named Bob
Mueller, so why not help them all, just to be on the safe side. Amen. Oh,
almost forgot, remind those who collaborate with the darkness that thou art
the light, and the light is not above whipping out a little Old Testament
wrath. Amen again.”

This was the 598th vanity card Lorre has posted at the end of his shows
since 1997, in which he muses on a wide range of political and
philosophical topics. The cards, which Lorre collected in his 2012 book
What Doesn’t Kill Us Makes Us Bitter, have also appeared at the end of
Young Sheldon, Mom, Two and a Half Men, Mike & Molly and Dharma & Greg. The
Big Bang Theory is currently in its twelfth and final season.

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #598
MY PRAYER

God, (I call you that even though I suspect thou art well beyond names and
words and might actually be some sort of ineffable quantum situation), I
humbly beseech thee to make thy presence known on November 6th. Demonstrate
your omnipotence through us as we make ink marks on little circles in
curtained booths. Of course if you, in your divine wisdom, believe a
fascist, hate-filled, fear-mongering, demagogic, truth-shattering,
autocratic golf cheater is what we need right now, then, you know, thy will
be done. But if thou art inclined to more freedom, more love, more
compassion, and just more of the good stuff thou hath been promoting in our
hearts or our parietal lobes – either one, doesn’t really matter – I
submissively ask that thy encourage voter turnout in that general
direction. Also God, please help Bob Mueller. Guide him and make him
strong, brave, wise and true. And yes, I know there must be thousands of
guys named Bob Mueller, so why not help them all, just to be on the safe
side. Amen. Oh, almost forgot, remind those who collaborate with the
darkness that thou art the light, and the light is not above whipping out a
little Old Testament wrath. Amen again.
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