"I was a Senate Page for two years when I went to HS in Maryland.
Why is that hard to believe?"
--Milt.Shook
http://groups.google.com/group/talk.politics/msg/45a41b2be7278eed?&q=senate+page
"I was a page for someone on the judiciary committee at the time,"
--Milt Shook Dec 7 1996
http://groups.google.com/group/talk.politics/msg/bb35672e77b8808a
Canyon Note:
Shook is apparently unaware that congressional pages don't work
for any individual Congressperson.
"Of course, between commuting an hour each way to and from the
Capitol every day, and trying to keep up with my studies in
high school, and play JV football (I was "too skinny" for
varsity, according to my moronic coach), and a few other
extra curricular activities, I wouldn't have had much time
for that, anyway. Especially after I blew out my knee in the
fourth game of the season... damn... "
--Milt Shook,
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.society.liberalism/msg/d4fb757cb481a5c2
Canyon Note:
Shook is apparently unaware that congressional pages attend
school mornings and evenings at the Capital so they can attend
sessions of Congress during the day and couldn't possibly
continue going to his hometown school, let alone take part
in extra curricular activities there...
"I was a [..Congressional..] page. Twice; and both
under unusual circumstances, especially the second time. "
--Milt Shook
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.society.liberalism/msg/f2f538a583cb79c3
Canyon note: Fantasies like that aren't unusual at all for Shook..