>I heard there was press from every major news and entertainment
> organization, a couple thousand people outside to see everyone from
> the show, and over 2000 entries.
>
> Oh wait...sorry...that was the Howard Stern Film Festival. The O&A
> Film Festival was Opie, Jim Norton and Patrice O'Neal sitting at
> Opie's home watching a webcam vid of Anthony's girlfriend sucking off
> some dude to save a lobster.
>
> O&A POCK MARK!!!
Turn off the radio and learn to play an instrument with more than 4 strings,
weirdo.
T.B.
> What is the lobster story? I've seen it referenced before as "Lobster
> Girl", but don't know the story behind it.
The short is, this listener, Mellinda, blew one of the other on air guys
named Spaz to "save the life" of a lobster. Shortly thereafter, Anthony
started dating Mellinda, AKA Lobster Girl and Spaz was fired. Call in to
the show and ask them about it. They'll be more than happy to tell you
all about it.
--
The Central Scrotinizer
You mean they reiterate old bits over and over? CLONES!
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
> I heard there was press from every major news and entertainment
> organization, a couple thousand people outside to see everyone from
> the show, and over 2000 entries.
>
> Oh wait...sorry...that was the Howard Stern Film Festival. The O&A
> Film Festival was Opie, Jim Norton and Patrice O'Neal sitting at
> Opie's home watching a webcam vid of Anthony's girlfriend sucking off
> some dude to save a lobster.
>
> O&A POCK MARK!!!
I'm so glad you're not an O&A fan. We don't need guys like you making
the rest of us look bad.
Reaper "Stern fans = quantity, O&A fans = quality" G
http://www.giantmonstermovies.com
>I heard there was press from every major news and entertainment
>organization, a couple thousand people outside to see everyone from
>the show, and over 2000 entries.
>
>Oh wait...sorry...that was the Howard Stern Film Festival. The O&A
>Film Festival was Opie, Jim Norton and Patrice O'Neal sitting at
>Opie's home watching a webcam vid of Anthony's girlfriend sucking off
>some dude to save a lobster.
>
>O&A POCK MARK!!!
http://news.google.com/news?q=howard+stern+film+festival&scoring=d
Thirty-nine hits on Google News. Some press coverage.
Problem is, you thought a "wind" instrument was your asshole and a "brass"
instrument was a vibrator. How long before you figured out you couldn't make
music combining the two? Or do you still "play" those two "instruments?"
T.B.
Would a skin flute joke here be too expected?
A fan of the show blew a character to save a lobster
And later started dating her
Ant no longer dates her
I would like to know where all of these morons who think this is a gig deal
find all of the virgins they fuck
Actually, I cringe to think what a girl with such low standards probably did
before she hooked up with them
--
The Cunning Linguist :Ş- Commander, Usenet OperAtions
"We can hear the revolution and it's the sound of water
rushing down the toilet." - Anthony Cumia
>
>"pileofmonkeycrap" <pileofmo...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1146229820....@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
>> What is the lobster story? I've seen it referenced before as "Lobster
>> Girl", but don't know the story behind it.
>>
>
>A fan of the show blew a character to save a lobster
>And later started dating her
>Ant no longer dates her
Yes he does.
This coming from a guy who calls himself "Boob."
T.B.
No he doesn't
>
>"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1527521opb911csc6...@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 29 Apr 2006 15:00:58 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
>> OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooX.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"pileofmonkeycrap" <pileofmo...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:1146229820....@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
>> >> What is the lobster story? I've seen it referenced before as "Lobster
>> >> Girl", but don't know the story behind it.
>> >>
>> >
>> >A fan of the show blew a character to save a lobster
>> >And later started dating her
>> >Ant no longer dates her
>>
>>
>> Yes he does.
>
>No he doesn't
He most certainly does. They've been together ever since shortly after the
Lobster Girl incident with Spaz. Melinda has been opening up lately, with
more posts on Wackbag, and finally putting up pictures of herself without
her face obscured by one thing or another.
She's a hilarious and frequent participant on the message boards, and just
as Ant was there all along without anyone knowing who he was early on, so
was she. She's a blast to be with at the show events. Anthony is clearly a
happier man with her in his life.
CL, I appreciate your support of O&A, but sometimes you really need to be
cor-r-r-rected...
What's her boardname?
Better yet, does everyone kiss her ass after every post like they do
Wifflebatlube?
Does Jimmy still post there? I know he used to, but I never knew his
boardname either.
>
>> He most certainly does. They've been together ever since shortly after the
>> Lobster Girl incident with Spaz. Melinda has been opening up lately, with
>> more posts on Wackbag, and finally putting up pictures of herself without
>> her face obscured by one thing or another.
>
>What's her boardname?
>
>Better yet, does everyone kiss her ass after every post like they do
>Wifflebatlube?
Ha! Not quite. She's just a fan like the rest of us.
>Does Jimmy still post there? I know he used to, but I never knew his
>boardname either.
Jim is simply "JimNorton" on Wackbag. He's rarely there.
Ant's girl is on MySpace as "acksgrl". That's all I'm giving out, as it's
pretty simple to find her on wackbag if you know the show.
> >> >A fan of the show blew a character to save a lobster
> >> >And later started dating her
> >> >Ant no longer dates her
> >>
> >>
> >> Yes he does.
> >
> >No he doesn't
>
>
> He most certainly does.
No, he doesn't. They live together
And yes, I know her. We talk on PalTalk all the time. She is hot and a real
sweety
>
>"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:6pqi5211iojslnppc...@4ax.com...
>> ]On Wed, 03 May 2006 16:59:50 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
>> OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooY.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:1527521opb911csc6...@4ax.com...
>
>> >> >A fan of the show blew a character to save a lobster
>> >> >And later started dating her
>> >> >Ant no longer dates her
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Yes he does.
>> >
>> >No he doesn't
>>
>>
>> He most certainly does.
>
>No, he doesn't. They live together
>
>And yes, I know her. We talk on PalTalk all the time. She is hot and a real
>sweety
Oh good Lord...
You don't like her? She has always been very nice to me. She is not some
stuck up BethO type cunt
>
>"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:r37m5211di7gdcotq...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 05 May 2006 03:31:14 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
>> OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooY.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:6pqi5211iojslnppc...@4ax.com...
>> >> ]On Wed, 03 May 2006 16:59:50 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr.
>Usenet
>> >> OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooY.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >news:1527521opb911csc6...@4ax.com...
>> >
>> >> >> >A fan of the show blew a character to save a lobster
>> >> >> >And later started dating her
>> >> >> >Ant no longer dates her
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Yes he does.
>> >> >
>> >> >No he doesn't
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> He most certainly does.
>> >
>> >No, he doesn't. They live together
>> >
>> >And yes, I know her. We talk on PalTalk all the time. She is hot and a
>real
>> >sweety
>>
>>
>> Oh good Lord...
>
>You don't like her? She has always been very nice to me. She is not some
>stuck up BethO type cunt
She's nice to everyone, you tool. I was commenting on your babbling
bullshit about how Ant doesn't date her.
Don't forget to make fun of him for saying "I know her ... I talk to her
on paltalk" Sweet holy soap on a rope ... I only wish there was a way to
make this guy realize how sad and stupid he is. Maybe Lobster Girl
should break it to him, she MUST be frightened by him.
I'd fuck her
If only she would let you adopt her from the pound and take her home.
He doesn't
>
>"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:qefu52hvv8c78jmon...@4ax.com...
>> On Mon, 08 May 2006 03:52:58 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr. Usenet
>> OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooY.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:r37m5211di7gdcotq...@4ax.com...
>> >> On Fri, 05 May 2006 03:31:14 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr.
>Usenet
>> >> OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooY.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >news:6pqi5211iojslnppc...@4ax.com...
>> >> >> ]On Wed, 03 May 2006 16:59:50 GMT, "The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Cmdr.
>> >Usenet
>> >> >> OperAtions" <the_wi...@yahooY.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >"Schwoogie Johnson" <schwoo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >news:1527521opb911csc6...@4ax.com...
>> >> >
>> >> >> >> >A fan of the show blew a character to save a lobster
>> >> >> >> >And later started dating her
>> >> >> >> >Ant no longer dates her
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Yes he does.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >No he doesn't
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> He most certainly does.
>> >> >
>> >> >No, he doesn't. They live together
>> >> >
>> >> >And yes, I know her. We talk on PalTalk all the time. She is hot and a
>> >real
>> >> >sweety
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Oh good Lord...
>> >
>> >You don't like her? She has always been very nice to me. She is not some
>> >stuck up BethO type cunt
>>
>>
>> She's nice to everyone, you tool. I was commenting on your babbling
>> bullshit about how Ant doesn't date her.
>
>He doesn't
What the fuck are you going on about, you obtuse ass????
Ant does not date her. Can I make it any simpler?
--
The Cunning Linguist :Þ- Commander, Usenet OperAtions
She's his girlfriend. I guess I don't know how you define dating...