This Dave in History - June 10

[Donz5]

1982: Allen Ginsberg makes a rare television appearance and performs
"Capitol Air."

1985: Dave escorts guest Jerry Hall into the hall and introduces her
to fellow guest Rich Hall, Graphics Coordinator Edd Hall and his wife
Liza Hall, Stupid Pet Tricks Coordinator Susan Hall, and Jerry's
sister Rosy Hall.

1992: Top Ten Changes in the Seattle Mariners Now That They're Owned
by the Japanese - 9. Old infield chatter replaced by haiku.

1994: Top Ten Ways Clinton Can Improve His Approval Rating - 2. Drop
everything and go coast-to-coast with a couple of guys from
Bangladesh.

1994: Mujibur and Sirajul begin their Coast-to-Coast Tour, leaving NYC
on a private jet.

1994: Dave interviews David Brenner about his new radio show. Dave
will be David's first guest on his radio show premiere the next day.

1996: Siskel and Ebert review Paul Shaffer's fake clip in "Flipper."

1997: Top Ten Ways to Beat the Heat in New York City - 2. Insert your
own hilarious "Ed Sullivan Theater is cold" joke here.

[Brian Henke]

"1996: Two pretty lame bits: 'Late Show News Review' and 'Biff
Henderson's Quest for Flight'.

1996: Top Ten Shocking Revelations in the New Book about Diana.

1997: "Dumb Ads" bit. Also, a fake clip of Clinton's cloning press
convenience.

1997: Top Ten Ways to Beat the Heat in New York City. Also, a fake
promo tells us that New York's now safer?

1998: Guest Bob Newhart: Friday 6/12/98 he gives his first performance
in N.Y. since 1960.

1998: Staff in Movies: Dave in the "Horse Whisperer", Paul in "Egg
Cop", the Ed Sullivan Theater rats in "Vermin", Anton in "Dusty Spurs",
Rupert Jee in "Sex Club Sandwich", Tony Randall in "Gale Force", etc...

1998: The early round World Cup scores are apparently all 0-0 finals.
Also, Top Ten Ways To Make Soccer More Exciting to Americans.

1998: Possibly the first time that segment 5 was a pan of the
audience/band, with no Dave (thereby making the virtual 7-minute
commercial break that we know and love).

1999: Know Your Current Events: (1) John, a postal worker from Nova
Scotia, and (2) Tony from Australia, who is convinced to play "Cuts of
Meat" and wins a Hosie Cow.

1999: Tonight's Secret Word is "inflammation" for 200 damn dollars.

1999: Guests Ray Romano (who says "dick") and Jewel.

1999: Top Ten Broadway Shows That Never Won Tony Awards (read "live"
in the theater by Brian Dennehy)."

2000-2001: weekend.

2002: Dave talks about the weekend fight between Mike Tyson and
Lennox Lewis.

2002: NBA Finals Quiz.

2002: Is This Anything?: a guy juggles while balancing on a ladder.

2002: Top Ten Mike Tyson Excuses: 2. He was an emotional wreck after
seeing Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

2002: Guests Christian Slater and David Bowie (music). Also, Alan
Kalter stars in Fred MacMurray Movie Roles - Double Indemnity.

2003: Bit about NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman thanking the seven
people who followed the season.

2003: George W. Bush Joke That's Not Really a Joke: Dubya says "they
got a bad case of big-shot-itis."

2003: Dr. Phil's Words of Wisdom: "I want you to change, so do it."

2003: A cake is rolled out for Barbara Gaines on her birthday.

2003: New game: "Millionaire or Kenny?": he's a millionaire.

2003: Top Ten Cool Things About Having Monkeypox: 4. You're able to
eat bananas with your feet.

2003: Guests Bruce Willis and World Series of Poker champion Chris
Moneymaker, Damien Rice is bumped.

2004: Fake warning from the National Weather Service: high
temperatures today and tomorrow may result in fat guys removing their
shirts in public.

2004: Fake preview of the Garfield movie. Also, fake clip of the Al
Jazeera Sports Channel says they are the new home of the Montreal Expos.

2004: George W. Bush West Texas Girl bit: He says that Karen is a
West Texas Girl, just like him.

2004: "What's Wrong With This Picture" bit.

2004: Pat and Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts: Kenny is Julia Roberts.

2004: Top Ten Signs The Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old: 4.
Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.

2004: Guests Matthew Broderick and Jamie Cullum (music).

2005: Dave is interrupted by four guys named Perfect Pitch; they sing
"I've Got a Gal in Kalamazoo."

2005: Late Show Week in Review.

2005: Will it Float? item: a 10-ounce bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce. It
sinks.

2005: Top Ten Signs You've Got a Bad Summer Job: 10. You have a
40-hour week schedule, but you only work Monday and Tuesday.

2005: Guests Al Franken and Ellen Pompeo.

2006-2007: weekend.

2008: "Cool/Not Cool": Obama does a fist bump, and Dubya does a chest
bump.

2008: "Great Viagra Moments in Baseball History": On July 17, 2002,
Jose Canseco hits a three-run homer without using a bat.

2008: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches: Dubya: "uhh, the, uhh..."

2008: It's 97 degrees in New York City. We see the Hose cam.

2008: Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman is Nuts: (sorry, CBS' Top Ten
server is down).

2008: "How Many Guys as Aliens Can Fit into a Jamba Juice?": 15, plus
Ironman, Fat Spider-Man, Moses, The Hulk, Indiana Jones, Abe Lincoln, a
bride and groom, a hockey player, and a football player.

2008: Guests Mark Wahlberg, UFO expert Jeff Peckman, and music from
Alanis Morissette.

2009: "and now, window-washing voyeur...David Letterman."

2009: We see Sonia Sotomayor on a dirt bike in her backyard. She loses
control and flip down an embankment.

2009: "Fox Business Channel: On It!" bit.

2009: Stupid Human Tricks: (1) Gregg Lauble from Pittsburgh does a
chainsaw impression by blowing into his wet arm; (2) Nate and Saysha
Watson from Gilbert, Arizona, do a spaghetti trick; (3) Colin Mason of
Cheyenne, Wyoming, makes zombie eyes.

2009: Guests Steve Nash, Kathy Griffin, and music from Sonic Youth.

2010: Monologue: "BP is desperate for some good publicity. Now, with
every 100,000 gallons of oil leaked, you get a free NFL team glass."

2010: Bit about whatever happened to the cast of the A-Team TV
series. Mr. T - No idea.

2010: Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Stephen Strasburg, read by
Washington Nationals pitching phenom Stephen Strasburg: 5. Dumb guys
think I directed "E.T."

2010: Guests Harry Connick, Jr., Jaden Smith and music from Peter Wolf.

2011: rerun. (No new Friday episodes until September 23.)

Now here are some words of wisdom from our good friend Dr. Phil:

"You're just dumber than a rock."

Cincy...@aol.com

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"I miss George W." - David Letterman