Yes it is, even when spelled incorrectly. But what does that have
to do with Debbie Gibson's tits?
It has everything to do with Debbie Gibson's lovely tits.....
Hypocracy - "hypo" - as in "hippo's have big tits"
Hypocracy - "poc" - as in "I would love to poke her"
Hypocracy - "racy" - as in "she's a racy little chick"
Thus ends today's lesson from Dr. Dogshit Johnny
Any questions? Good...then sit down and shut up...
Dogshit Johnny
who fears no man, except Lord Dumbass III
and teh man who shot Sixpack Sha-Coors
No, it's the entire damn Internet.
==========================================================================
Mike Falkner, mfal...@csd.uwm.edu Milwaukee, Wisconsin
"The Electric Youth Renegade" D.G.I.F. #10769
WWW: http://www.uwm.edu/~mfalkner No quotes. (No room!! =))
==========================================================================
> Isn't there an alt.SICKO newsgroup where your views about someones' tits
> be more welcomed?
It's called
The Usenet.
--
To come back as fire
And burn all the liars
Leave a blanket of ash on the ground
--Kurt Cobain
Joshua Kamm pri...@primenet.com
This I rather liked.
> Dogshit Johnny
> who fears no man, except Lord Dumbass III
> and teh man who shot Sixpack Sha-Coors
Who *did* shoot 2Pac?
Cool name. Are women in Singapore allowed to have tits?
I take it you're a real fan, Mike. Just what *is* Deborah up to
these days? We "Nosers" (as we so fondly call ourselves) are
interested in knowing. I for one have always considered it a
pity that her post-EY stuff never got the fair shake it deserved
on the radio.
YOU CAN'T RAPE THE WILLING.
peace, friends.
fly with the doves,
a concerned citizen
On Sun, 15 Sep 1996, Dogshit Johnny & His Trusty Right Hand wrote:
> Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >Laz aka Laszlo wrote:
> >>
> >> On Mon, 9 Sep 1996, B. Jedediah Pratt wrote:
> >>
> >> > Debbie does some good dancin' when she's nekid!
> >> yeah what happened to miss gibson?????
> >> did she retire and is raising 2.3 kids in ottawa or something????
> >> laz
> >> ********************************************************************************
> >> .....and i must be an acrobat, to talk like this and act like that.....
> >> ********************************************************************************
> >> hypocracy is a curse...
> >
> >Yes it is, even when spelled incorrectly. But what does that have
> >to do with Debbie Gibson's tits?
>
>
>
> It has everything to do with Debbie Gibson's lovely tits.....
>
>
> Hypocracy - "hypo" - as in "hippo's have big tits"
>
> Hypocracy - "poc" - as in "I would love to poke her"
>
> Hypocracy - "racy" - as in "she's a racy little chick"
>
>
>
> Thus ends today's lesson from Dr. Dogshit Johnny
>
>
> Any questions? Good...then sit down and shut up...
>
>
>
: I take it you're a real fan, Mike. Just what *is* Deborah up to
: these days? We "Nosers" (as we so fondly call ourselves) are
: interested in knowing. I for one have always considered it a
: pity that her post-EY stuff never got the fair shake it deserved
: on the radio.
:
She's released three studio albums, played Eponine in Les Miserables, Sandy and
Rizzo in Grease in two different versions, and is about to star as Fanny
Brice in the national, and soon to be Broadway, hopefully, version of Funny
Girl.
Since her music has never gotten the fair shake, she no longer has an
outside level, and is releasing a sixth studio album during the FG tour on
her own label.
>Michael John Falkner wrote:
>>
>> Joshua Kamm (pri...@primenet.com) wrote:
>> : In article <51fv8k$h...@newton.pacific.net.sg>, Sharifah Nurtriciana
>> : <shar...@po.pacific.net.sg> wrote:
>> :
>> : > Isn't there an alt.SICKO newsgroup where your views about someones' tits
>> : > be more welcomed?
>> :
>> : It's called
>> :
>> : The Usenet.
>>
>> No, it's the entire damn Internet.
>
>I take it you're a real fan, Mike. Just what *is* Deborah up to
>these days? We "Nosers" (as we so fondly call ourselves) are
>interested in knowing. I for one have always considered it a
>pity that her post-EY stuff never got the fair shake it deserved
>on the radio.
>
Deborah was on the E Stern show this past Saturday, with her mom,
plugging a new album, which actually didn't sound half bad.
Of course, I'd like to see her in a tag-team with Melissa Joan Hart
(of Sabrina fame). Maybe the Blue Meany could manage.
>> ==========================================================================
>> Mike Falkner, mfal...@csd.uwm.edu Milwaukee, Wisconsin
>> "The Electric Youth Renegade" D.G.I.F. #10769
>> WWW: http://www.uwm.edu/~mfalkner No quotes. (No room!! =))
>> ==========================================================================
****************************
John "Rear Admiral" McKeon
Secretary of the Navy, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
Named "the Rainman of prog-rock and classic rock"
by Tom Deflumere
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow
Jackie killed me - Timmy the cat
If aquarium gravel is bad for you, why does it
taste so good? - Ralph Wiggum
The BLUE MEANY? Wash your mouth out! The only wrestling legend
who could manage a tag team of Mmmmmmelissa Joan Hart and Debbie
Gibson is of course THE LIQUID MOAMO, ZOOGZ RIFT!!!
/\/\att
- -
^
"Hey! Who wants to see my dildo?"
- Kenneth Keith Kallenbach,
from a speech before 1992 New York State
Libertarian Party Convention
----> Howard Stern Links: http://www.cris.com/~Simpsonm/koam/ <----
: The BLUE MEANY? Wash your mouth out! The only wrestling legend
: who could manage a tag team of Mmmmmmelissa Joan Hart and Debbie
: Gibson is of course THE LIQUID MOAMO, ZOOGZ RIFT!!!
Also having read the r.s.p.w. newsgroup -- all I can say to that is
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :)
(Those who don't know Zoogz, you're fortunate... :) )
--
Wash your mouth out with soap, Mike! Zoogz Rift is the ideal paradigm
of the wrestling manager. If Mmmmmmelissa and Deborah were to become
OSMOSTICIZED through FORCED LIQUIDIFICATION, the whole world would have
to watch out! Fear the secrets of the Golden Crab!
And he plays kickass rock-n-roll too.
Meow,
Raoul Xemblinosky
PS: That is a BEAUTIFUL picture of Deborah on your page.
The least you could have done was started a cascade, then.
Fuckhead.
: Wash your mouth out with soap, Mike! Zoogz Rift is the ideal paradigm
: of the wrestling manager.
That's the POINT. :)
: PS: That is a BEAUTIFUL picture of Deborah on your page.
Danke. Too bad it's damned near a year and a half old. Gotta get a new one
when I can actually get one scanned.
--
Oh my god! Mr. "Internet censorship is good for the nation" himself,
face to face with the Liquid Moamo! What a momentuous day in Usenet
wrestling history!
--
*** Please e-mail me any followups because my newsfeed may not get them.
Thanks. -The Mgmt *** ALL HAIL BRAK!/Founder, First Church of Eternal Man
dfly...@homer.louisville.edu (IGNORE ADDRESS IN HEADER) ObLineNoise:$aNi
FUCKING SPICK.
Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xiii.netcom.com> wrote in article
<324401...@xiii.netcom.com>...
> King of All Windbags wrote:
> >
> > I don't have anything to say, I just love the subject line.
>
> The least you could have done was started a cascade, then.
>
> Fuckhead.
>
Calm down and don't play along. If we all work together these sorts of
things with just sort themselves out.
Fucking prejudiced fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
Yes, it is...but...two uestions, Mike.....
1) Who is that mongoldoid next to her?
2) Could you possibly have made the photo ANY BIGGER?????
Thor Wotansson <th...@ragnarok.asgard.net> wrote in article
<3244D1...@ragnarok.asgard.net>...
Now come on, we are seriously in danger of letting this get out of hand.
You must stop this now or else.
Fuckhead.
I want to know if Debbi's tits have gotten any bigger. She's
always had a great little ass, but I am a little disappointed
in her tits. Not that she has to have great big yabboes like
Al-Anus, but a nice pleasing handful would do.
The small ones have always pleased me ... as long as they were
shapely and ultra sensitive.
True, but there is always much to be said about the potential
for tit-fucking. I would have to say that Al-Anus has it all
over Debbi in the tit-fucking department.
Thor Wotansson <th...@ragnarok.asgard.net> wrote in article
<324588...@ragnarok.asgard.net>...
At the risk of falling into a trap, I must respond by saying that you
should not respond back and let sleeping dogs lay or lie or lye.
>
>
>Thor Wotansson <th...@ragnarok.asgard.net> wrote in article
><3244D1...@ragnarok.asgard.net>...
>> Bill Bonde wrote:
>> >
>> > Raoul Xemblinosky <rao...@xiii.netcom.com> wrote in article
>> > <324401...@xiii.netcom.com>...
>> > > King of All Windbags wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > I don't have anything to say, I just love the subject line.
>> > >
>> > > The least you could have done was started a cascade, then.
>> > >
>> > > Fuckhead.
>> > >
>> > Calm down and don't play along. If we all work together these sorts of
>> > things with just sort themselves out.
>>
>> Fuckhead.
>>
>Now come on, we are seriously in danger of letting this get out of hand.
>You must stop this now or else.
>
Okay, after my post, I don't want anyone else contributing to this
thread. Period.
That's right. Anyone disobeying the Rear Admiral's order will have
to answer to the dreaded War Geese. Honk! Honk! Honk!
Fjuckhead. (you mentioned lye)
White 1975 Cordoba <cor...@mopar.org> wrote in article
<324641...@mopar.org>...
Is lye something that alien.vampires don't like very much? It does help
make good soap. Please don't reply to this. Once Flagggg fings out, he'll
be pissed. Don't reply. BTW, for some reason I'm not able to post to
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose. This distresses me as I had some comments I
wanted to make about Bill Clinton.
Good news! You can post to the Nose any time you want by using
Zippo Direct Read News. I was just bemoaning the other day that we
have no really good Bill Clinton threads here in the Nose, so we would
be most grateful for anything you cared to post in here.
Flaagg (note correct spelling) is a fuckhead.
Faagg (forgot thle l) is a dirtbag.
Faagg (forgot the l) is a dirtbag.
I like milk. Meow.
Faagg is a troller and a crossposter.
Did you know that your last name means "peasant" in Norwiener?
--
eO
Since when does Norveenie count as a language?
why is it
that you never see
fat freddy's cat
and fool killer
at a party
together at the same
time?
hmm?
hmm?
answer me goddammit.
flaagg: mhm 9x2 (zippo version),VirUsnet2's evil sysadmin
email:hen...@open.org usenet:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
virusnet2: http://www.open.org/hennea/
"they were all in love with dying, they were drinking from the fountain."
FAME
I'm gonna live for-ev-er
I'm gonna learn how to FLY...
We hang out with different crouds.
Meow.
Faagg is a trolling crossposting FAIRY.
Ever since researchers determined that even pigs can communicate by
variations in how they fling their feces at each other.
--
Eo
Out with the Ice Lollies!
Harry French mhm 14x6
Email:- Hazz...@variance.demon.co.uk
Internet:- http://www.variance.demon.co.uk
Usenet:- alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
"I'm frequently unable to reach reality with a really biiiiiiig stick"
Dammit, Paal, stop snipping the Nose from the headers.
CouncilOf3 <rev...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
<3248A6...@ix.netcom.com>...
> Little Red Corvette wrote:
> >
> > CouncilOf3 wrote:
> > >
> > > Bill Bonde wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> > > Did you know that your last name means "peasant" in Norwiener?
> >
> > Since when does Norveenie count as a language?
>
> Ever since researchers determined that even pigs can communicate by
> variations in how they fling their feces at each other.
>
Since pigs don't have hands and don't know how to use shovels, I was
wondering how they fling feces at each other. Do they kick it? With toe
nails for feet, that doesn't seem like something that could get much feces
flying. The only thing I can think of is that they stick their piggy noses
into the feces and bat it at their enemy. I'm just wondering how the enemy
could get the worst of it.
Would that be the Webster's croud,
or the American Heritage croud?
>Meow.
that reminds me
i have a cat that still
needs a good killing
flaagg: mhm 9x2 hen...@open.org
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
Catkiller, hunh? Met a few of that type before.
: Out with the Ice Lollies!
Whoa...cultural translation please.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
John Nowicki (da...@gwis2.circ.gwu) (7X1)
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest- ask him. If he says
yes, you know he is crooked"- Groucho Marx
If that's too weird for a flonker, guess I'll have to shake my
head in wonderment too.
I don't know about them, but I hang out with the Random House crowd.
> >Meow.
Woof.
> that reminds me
> i have a cat that still
> needs a good killing
I don't know about them, but I hang out with the Random House croud.
Bet they were really cool!
Why not just take a flying flonk at the moon?
Meow.
Student
Yeah, I like this one -- they bat their feces at each other with their
piggy noses -- that's perfect! And they lift their leg and pee on each other,
too. This is their way of saying "I want to have sex with you." It's sooooo
Norwegian, yes it is!
But what about the rjeindeer? Don't Norveenies really prefer fjucking
rjeindeer? Wait until Rjudolf finds out about this!
Now just what is it you watch in San Francisco every afternoon? What
is Rjudolf going to think about this when he fjinds out?
Why do you think his nose is so red? He thinks he's a pig!!!
--
Eo
(If you can Identify that, you're *SAAAAAADDD*)
: If that's too weird for a flonker, guess I'll have to shake my
: head in wonderment too.
Hey, we're strange, but not necessarilly weird.
BTW-Don't shake your head anymore, it makes a ratting sound like the
percussion in the "Macarena"...and the Macarena gives me the willies.
Did you say a RATTing sound? I especially liked their song "Way
Cool Junior." A vastly underrated 80s hair band, to be sure.
: Hot water with out flavour, cooled until stiff & has flavour added.
Hmm...what kind of flavor?
$ir Richard Pump-a-Loaf <pump...@shepperton.cc.uk> wrote in article
<324B74...@shepperton.cc.uk>...
I can see that you hate all that is Norwegian. I feel sorry for you.
>
> But what about the rjeindeer? Don't Norveenies really prefer fjucking
> rjeindeer? Wait until Rjudolf finds out about this!
>
Didn't you just make up the idea that "Norveenies" prefer having sex with
"rjeindeer"? Perhaps you should tell "Rjudolf".
>Did you say a RATTing sound? I especially liked their song "Way
>Cool Junior." A vastly underrated 80s hair band, to be sure.
Don't worry...rumor has it that Stephen Pearcy is getting the boys back
together for a reunion tour and album. Yes...I'll admit it, I was a RATT fan
in the 80's.
Thats strange, I thought you hung out with the red nose crowd.
> (If you can Identify that, you're *SAAAAAADDD*)
>
I prefer Cats.
Fissssssh is what I wisssssssssh.
Persinthia, if you can fess up to being a RATT fan, so can I! May I
say that it is great to have your wisdom gracing the Nose again.
Round and round,
Rev. I. $awyer Browneye
Chaplain, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
: Did you say a RATTing sound? I especially liked their song "Way
: Cool Junior." A vastly underrated 80s hair band, to be sure.
I have only one thing to say on this...Twisted Sister. Go to the home
page to find out why.
Or even 'Doesn't really taste like Cola'
The british Ice Lolly industry sucks.
he he he
Talk about hair! Man! But if Whitesnake were really gods, wouldn't
David Coverdale still be slipping the tube snake to Tawny Kitaen??
Tawny.
Mmmmmmmmm.
thats all i have to say about THAT
flaagg: mhm 9x2 hen...@open.org
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
http://www.open.org/hennea/
'NOTE TO SELF: GIVE LITTLE KATIE SMITH CANCER/WED AM' -GODD
You mean no spelling/grammar corrections this time??? I look forward to
those! Oh well...maybe next time!
Not considering the fact that that bitch shagged her way throo several
marrages, each time coming out witha californian divorce suite. The old
'cov got clear of that one as fast as he could. She mage some pretty
cool vids for 1987, tho.
> > Yeah, I like this one -- they bat their feces at each other with their
> > piggy noses -- that's perfect! And they lift their leg and pee on each other,
> > too. This is their way of saying "I want to have sex with you." It's sooooo
> > Norwegian, yes it is!
>
> But what about the rjeindeer? Don't Norveenies really prefer fjucking
> rjeindeer? Wait until Rjudolf finds out about this!
Rudolf har nettopp funnet ut om deg, han er nå på vei
for å gjøre ting du har drømt om å gjøre med dyr i alle
år.
--
Glenn W. Olsen, Tollpost-Globe AS, EDB-Ansvarlig Alfaset, 2232 9165
E-mail jobb = g...@alf.tollpost.no, E-mail hjem = gle...@oslonett.no
http://tgk.tollpost.no/~glo/ MCBFH Goodbye 68'ers, welcome 95'ers
DoD#1885 Irma1K#4459 Team Malboro McLaren Mercedez#527600-95
There`s nuthin wrong with RATT you dumb fucks! Oh, I forgot. I`m one of
the very few who didn`t get brainwashed by eMpTyV & the other loser kiss
ass media types who try forcing me to believe that 80`s rock sux!!
Well the media can`t brainwash everyone, especially those of high
intelligence (ME)!!! C-ya!!!
George H.
>King of All Windbags wrote:
>>
>> I don't have anything to say, I just love the subject line.
>
>
>Mee too.
I was worried that this thread had died a premature death. Boy, am I
relieved!
-
John "Rear Admiral" McKeon
Secretary of the Navy, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
Named "the Rainman of prog-rock and classic rock"
by Tom Deflumere
The two most common elements in the universe are
hydrogen and stupidity - Harlan Ellison
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers - Marilyn Manson
Me too.
m3 too!
>On Mon, 11 Nov 1996 04:54:52 GMT, "$ir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
><pump...@shepperton.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>King of All Windbags wrote:
>>>
>>> I don't have anything to say, I just love the subject line.
>>
>>
>>Mee too.
>
>I was worried that this thread had died a premature death. Boy, am I
>relieved!
That would certainly be a shame. I am also relieved, and I'm sure
that Debbie Gibson is certainly pleased as well.
>-
>John "Rear Admiral" McKeon
>Secretary of the Navy, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
>Named "the Rainman of prog-rock and classic rock"
>by Tom Deflumere
>
>The two most common elements in the universe are
>hydrogen and stupidity - Harlan Ellison
>
>I wasn't born with enough middle fingers - Marilyn Manson
--- Mr. Haney ---
(who would cheerfully insert a M30W right about here,
but has been specifically warned by his ISP not to
post "Meow" on Usenet meowsgroups.)
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Gabriel wrote:
>
> C208...@tiny.bubbles.com>
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>
> In article <3287C2...@tiny.bubbles.com>, fr...@tiny.bubbles.com
> wrote...
> >
> >Ivan Demjanjuk wrote:
> >>
> >> 6F0C...@lola.sctv.org>
> >> MIME-Version: 1.0
> >> Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII
> >>
> >> In article <32876F...@lola.sctv.org>, sa...@lola.sctv.org
> wrote...
> >> >
> >> >fuQ...@aol.com wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> In article <3286A3...@shepperton.co.uk>,
> >> pump...@shepperton.co.uk
> >> >> wrote...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >King of All Windbags wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I don't have anything to say, I just love the subject line.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Mee too.
> >> >>
> >> >> Me too.
> >> >
> >> >m3 too!
> >>
> >> M33 T00!
> >
> >Me too, it makes me wanta jerk the gherkin.
>
> Verily, it maketh me desire to shake _my_ love,
> And causeth me to invest heavily in personal lubricants.
Any truth to the rumor that "Electric Youth" was inspired by Deb's
first experience with a vibrator?
In article <3287C2...@tiny.bubbles.com>, fr...@tiny.bubbles.com
wrote...
>
>Ivan Demjanjuk wrote:
>>
>> 6F0C...@lola.sctv.org>
>> MIME-Version: 1.0
>> Content-Type: Text/Plain; charset=US-ASCII
>>
>> In article <32876F...@lola.sctv.org>, sa...@lola.sctv.org
wrote...
>> >
>> >fuQ...@aol.com wrote:
>> >>
>> >> In article <3286A3...@shepperton.co.uk>,
>> pump...@shepperton.co.uk
>> >> wrote...
>> >> >
>> >> >King of All Windbags wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I don't have anything to say, I just love the subject line.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >Mee too.
>> >>
>> >> Me too.
>> >
>> >m3 too!
>>
>> M33 T00!
>
>Me too, it makes me wanta jerk the gherkin.
Verily, it maketh me desire to shake _my_ love,
And causeth me to invest heavily in personal lubricants.
Gabriel