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[Anonymous]

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freaks...you to assface!!!Your all a bunch af incest fucking SURVIVORS I'm
Gonna TELL!!!!
>
> the uzo interview
>
> marc: i'm here with uzo whom most of you know as the
> super-sexy super fan of the howard stern show and makes
> appearances there sometimes! uzo has her own cable access
> show known as dance ventures of uzo, it can be seen in some
> part of ny and la. uzo is a good pal of mine, i met her on the
> howard stern chat room on prodigy when the place was still
> hopping-now everybody is on irc!
>
> uzo can be found anywhere on the net that has anything to do
> with howard stern..you can achieve her posts on dejanews
> alt.fan.howard-stern she is also on stern-rules mailing
> list--where hardcore fans of stern discuss the show she is
> always on chanel #howardsternfans, #shutupsitdown on dalnet
> on irc and meets a bunch of stern-fans on the stern-rules
> mailing list on chanel #stern-rules every saturday at
> 8pm-whenever. so basically uzo spends all her day infront of
> the computer talking about her "god' , howard stern---it's a full
> day for her.
>
> sorry if u have trouble reading this, but even modern
> technology cannot hide uzo's accent! i do not write in lower
> case but since that is how uzo writes i had to lower myself to
> her level<g>.
>
> marc: uzo is a very interesting name, it sounds very exotic.
> does it mean anything?
>
> uzo: uzo is short for uzoaku which translates to "the route to
> prosperity" uzo is a very common name in nigeria where i
> come from. i am from a small village in the east of nigeria
> known as afikpo which is now in Abia state. i go to my village
> every six months for 4days!
>
> marc: a fan of yours asked "tell us the truth Uzo, what is all
> this fascination with howard stern? you have openly admitted
> that you worship him. why is this so? does he pay you to say
> this? have you two dated?"
>
> uzo: it all began in late 80s. everytime i open the paper, i
> would see something about a shock jock radio talk show host.
> i decided to check his shit out, but everytime I tune in he is
> talking, so i assumed the station is still on break. you have to
> realize, that then, i thought all radio djs played music! I got
> frustrated and decided to put in a tape and tape the whole
> efen show the see what the fuss is all about. i came home from
> school relaxed in my bed to listen to this Howard guy...that
> was it...I found my GOD finally! I have not missed a day of
> the show since then. I was just taken by what he was saying, I
> could not believe anyone could be that honest about human
> nature and our impulses. he does not pay me to say shit...i
> should pay him for making my day so much better. life sucks
> but with my god on radio talking and ripping a-holes...life
> suddenly seems sweet! have i ever dated my god???? ahhhhh
> bite you tongue NOW! What an abominable thought! to me
> he is god, not a sexual being! first of all my god has never
> cheated on his wife!
>
> marc: what did you do during the course of the book-signing
> tour? did you also make public appearances and give out
> autographs? are you planning to write a book like your god,
> Howard Stern?
>
> uzo: the booksigning was like my christmas...I was prepared to
> roam wherever my god may efen roam. And boy did I ever!
>
> manhattan: i lived in manhattan then. i had an over-all zegzy
> bodysuit on and a mini-hookerboots on...i was hardly allowed
> to enjoy the whole shit since the guys just could not get enuff
> of me! the whole street was closed! only my god can do
> something like that! It was as cold as shit too, but the fans
> braved it!
>
> long island: it was one of the coldest days ever...the line was
> endless, hard-core fans have been camping out for days..i
> don't even think that howard could have signed all books there
> that day...basically the fans were there to show support for
> their idol, they did not really care if their books were
> signed...it was just great for them to hang out wt fellow stern
> fans... i had on pee-pee shorts..mini hooker-boots and a very
> sexy tutle neck t-shirt! <hey..it was cold, what do u want from
> me?> thank god for my chinchilla coats..i had on the brown
> one on these day! everybody wanted to take a picture wt me
> and all the girls wanted to slip me the tongue....i preferred the
> later, but i had already picked a girl up from the line that day,
> so i was stuck playing faithful!
>
> san francisco: the home of the faygs. i was very paranoid
> there. i suspected every guy was a fayg, and you know how i
> feel about faygs! i could not wait to get out of there! but i
> must say that frisco had the best looking chicks on line. Hot
> sexy blondes were just all over; trying to get me to break
> them. and boy did i ever! I had the most gals in line in frisco,
> it was crazy! frisco has really hot chicks. the hotel i stayed in
> was also very adjacent to the booksigning, so i think i changed
> my clothes about 3times ...the weather was also a lot nicer.
>
> marc: (someone call the police! i'm trapped in an uzo
> interview!)
>
> los angeles: It was my 1st time here in la , there was so much
> to buy. i spent over 20grands in 2 days on mini-shorts,
> (mini-shorts Jerry!) hooker boots, lingerie, etc! being an
> 19inch waist and weighing 95 pound, it's usually very hard for
> me to find clothes that are small as me!! la was mini-tiny
> galore! I was over the 50grands limit I budgeted for the book
> signing. i was almost efen broke thanks to la! There were like
> over 30 thousand fans at the book signing... a hot blonde
> followed me back to my hotel and boy oh boy...baby was
> ready to put out, she just asked me to let her do whatever she
> pleases with my body and ofcourse i let her go to work..i was
> f^cking tired from the whole booksigning stuff and she did all
> the work! i did take her shopping the next day to show my
> appreciation! i knew that i was gonna come and live in la as
> soon as i saw beverly hills...it had my name written all over it
> and soon after i went back to manhattan..i came running to
> beverly hills and i must say that i way much prefer here to
> manhattan!
>
> philly: i was there for the 1st time during the private parts b\s
> philadelphia to me represents the home of the hard-core Stern
> fans. everybody including grandmas listen to howard over
> there and they are very loyal to him and the show. philly is my
> favorite town in the world!! the weather there was as bad as
> shit the day of the book signing i met up with my prodigy
> buddies; maytag, clouds, tnk, firmy, etc. who later became my
> body guards at the signing because the fans just overloved
> their african princess, and all wanted a piece of me! the philly
> book signing was the greatest, it was my fav! even though it
> was raining and snowing the fans just efen toughed it out! It
> nearly ruined my 100grands chinchilla fur coat. OUCH...i had
> it repaired when i got home! there were lots of hot chix in
> philly too. it was nice for hubbies and boyfriends to chant
> "uzo, please kiss my wife/girlfriend!" boyfriend, ya know me,
> i cannot pass up a job like that...Its' a tough one, but
> somebody's got to do it, but only uzo qualifies...Ahhh its not
> easy being so sexy! lets' not forget that philadelphia is also the
> home of not only the hard-core Stern fans but ben franklin...a
> nice man that i love and adore who make almost all things
> possible...i love benny! i love both men! i love my god more! i
> will take a bullet for my god...not benny.
>
> marc: (help me!!)
>
> cleveland: i suffered like a mofo in cleveland...my luggage
> went to puerto rico, i stayed in my hotel crying for 3 days. i
> had nothing to wear. i could not get online (traveled with 2
> laptops). i was an efen wreck! finally when i found my
> luggage they have stolen my 2 lap tops; IBM760cd (same one
> as my god has) and a toshiba laptop! but you know what? take
> everything I own, just don't take my hooker boots and clothes,
> and they did not so i was sort of happy. i can always buy
> another lap tops but i can't go out and buy clothes and shoes
> that took me years to efen get together! so i was sort of glad!
> now the suffering begins. there was a blizzard the day of the
> book signing, my limo was 3 hour late, i got to the book
> signing and saw people online standing there freezing just to
> see my god...it drove me to tears! i could not believe that
> anybody would be out there, but they were! cleveland stern
> fans are up there as the hardest core stern fans! every time i
> look at the picture of that cleveland stuff..i cry! you can see
> that they were all in pain, it was blizzard for god sakes.....yet
> they toughed it out! i left for the airport same day but could
> not get out...due to the blizzard no efen planes... slept in the
> airport for 2days! it was hell. me and my gungadin finally took
> a train back to ny! btw all this time I was having a serious
> on-line withdrawal problem. 6 days without a puter!!
> Ahhhhhhhhh! AHHH BUT I SURVIED
> CLEVEHELL!!!!!!!!!!!! i came back to my pad in manhattan,
> called my ex sugerdaddy up in norway and cried like a mother
> effer about the loss of my puter and the hell i went
> through...next thing u know i had 5puters sent to me and some
> comfortable gifts...it did ease the pain! so it all sort of worked
> out.! pays to have a sugar-daddy! HA!
>
> marc: tell us more about your cable show. why is it called
> dance ventures of uzo? do you only dance? what else do you
> do?
>
> uzo: the only thing in this life that i can do better than anyone
> else alive is DANCE! i love to dance, i eat dance, drink dance
> shmoke dance all i do is dance! the name came from the fact
> that am always dancing and my big adventures in life always
> revolve around me dancing around in my pad. yes, the only
> thing I do now is my cable show which is about dancing. i
> make a nice living doing that so it gives me all the free time in
> the world to be on the computer doing Stern related shit! I do
> appearances when i can, i get hired a lot to do shows...where i
> just stand there and look beautiful and as usual i gather the
> most crowd...i am a very lazy zegzy gal...i really don't wanna
> be bothered...I just wanna stay home on my computers when I
> am not dancing!
>
> marc: what made you decide to get into show biz, and what
> prompted you to put on this tv show? how long has it been
> airing, and where can it be seen?
>
> uzo: am in show biz??? ahhhhh puhleeze!!my cable show
> came about when 2 dudes saw me in a club in manhattan. they
> told me that i should be on tv any tv, nobody dances as good
> as you, you are the sexiest babe we have ever seen! most
> importantly people need to see a really sexy black woman on
> TV! About time! at first i thought that it was all pick-up lines,
> but soon they asked me to come to their office and pick up 70
> grand for starters. "uzo, we are gonna pay you to put you in
> public access "i was like yeah right, but I went along anyway
> and they handed me the check...i was being paid to dance in
> my pad which is what I do all the time! the show took off big
> time within a month. they were marketing my tapes and it was
> selling like hot cakes. well these guys where making tons of
> money on me, i wanted out...they sued me...it was settled out
> of court...i paid them off and took it from there! hey, i had no
> idea what i signed and i did not know that my tapes would be
> that hot! then it was 70 bucks for each tape...well i made it
> cheaper now see tapes info or more info on the prizes! once u
> tune in on my show u cannot tune our and that is a fact, my
> brothers and sis!
>
> marc: tell me where Uzo's cable show can be seen!
>
> uzo: hmmm at the moment..i pulled every show off all the
> cable channels cable stations where it aired both in NY and in
> LA..i just moved down here to la and am still trying to figure
> out what direction i want the show to go....am speaking wt a
> certain network that wants to pick up my show but am so
> frigging scared of them destroying the my show that am not
> really that excited or anything...but my manager would rather
> i be on upn or so kind of station than on cable access and am
> like..i don't really care where i am, am quite happy wt being
> on cable access, i get to do\say whatever i want and quite
> frankly i can live a comfy life wt what i make from sales of
> my video tapes and and other appearances..so i don't need the
> headache! so i will keep u guys posted on what is happening
> wt my show in a few days!
>
> marc: let's get down to bare facts. it's been said that you like
> and date both men and women. Is that true? do you have a
> gender preference? are you currently dating a man or a
> woman?
>
> uzo: oh boy! i like both men and women for different reasons!
> women are sexual objects, that is why they are designed the
> way they are...which is beautiful...women are efen sexy! Their
> lips, their legs, the face, everything on a woman is sexual and i
> am attracted to that! i am just a sucker for beautiful women!
> women are better kissers in my book than men and you know
> how much i love to kiss! i just love the softness of a women's
> lips...so helpless, so willing, and so soft again! but after all is
> said and done, you need a stick...got to have that shit and that
> is where men come in. you cannot get that from women and
> of course i prefer the real thing. and boy, do men have the real
> thing or what?!! actually most of the time when am with one
> of my girlfriends, we always end up wishing there was another
> guy there to calm us down (if you know what i mean). so in
> other words...i prefer both! but
> women...yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!!!!!
>
> uzo: what type of women and men are you attracted to?
>
> uzo: hooha! if its a woman, the breathing type...hehe! a
> beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter if she
> is green, blue, black, or white. if she is hot, no one would have
> no choice but to succumb to her deadly web of beauty...i love
> a nice body on a gal of ofcourse but more importantly to me is
> that they have a pretty face! face face face...that really turns
> me the F on...I will take a pretty faced gal with an ok body
> over a hardbody babe with a horse face! And remember am
> not easily wowed by how tight a woman's body is cause have
> the tightest there is! hmmmmmm with men it is a totally
> different story...i do not judge men at all on how they look, I
> don't think men are sexual objects in anyway. infact i think a
> man should not be too good looking...a typical man should
> have a manly look and a touch of ugliness, just a touch. pretty
> men usually come out looking like faygs, but sometimes some
> dudes do pull off looking really good but in a manly way ala
> jfk jr. (who else but an irish dude can look that hot and manly
> at the same time...?ehe) anyway the point is I don't really care
> what a guy looks like and of course having the greeen will get
> you guys places (oooohhyeahhhhhh]!
>
> marc: are you dating at the moment-male or female?
>
> hmmm i don't have a boyfriend at the moment...but i got to
> have a bitch, so I am currently seeing a very sexy Irish
> babe...am not fond of seeing only one babe, but she is so efen
> jealous and protective...ugh. but i let her get away with it
> because she is just way too hot! she keeps me in line, and she
> takes care of my needs. i see her almost everyday...she gives
> me no room to mess with other gals! let me tell you guys what
> she looks like: 5'7", 110, 36c-24-36 with a very dark blonde
> hair and green efen eyes. her name is catherine, I call her tiger
> and she calls me irishrose...btw am really irish i just claim
> Nigerian and look black so that i can plead black in case i am
> arrested for something...that usually helps!
>
> marc: have you ever spent money on women and vice-versa?
>
> oh ofcourse, i have no problem spending my money on
> women, lovers or just plain friends! the most money i have
> spent on a woman was when i bought a car for my ex as a
> b-day present! it was worth about 19grands. i don't mind
> spending on women atall if i have it! i dated a woman who
> was a very rich widow in manhattan last year, she saw my
> cable show and wrote me a letter slobbering all over me and
> she promised that she would give me anything i was to be her
> as she put it "little pet" - she was an older woman about 39yrs
> old, still kinda pretty, best thing about her was her long
> flowing blond hair but there was a catch--she was very
> dominant, she would give me lots of money to go shopping
> and buy anything i wanted which i reluctantly accepted<trust
> me, i prefer the money coming form men's pocket, i feel weird
> when a woman is giving me money to be wt her, i would have
> been wt her wtout her spending a dime on me!> i would get
> back and she would practically hold me hostage! she would
> not let me go online, she would not let me listen to stern while
> am there< she thinks stern dis respects women>, she would
> treat me like a child, she would not even let me do anything
> around her house, she would have her house maid bring me a
> cup of water even tho the water is just right in my nose---it
> was weird! she smothered me! ahhhhhhh!! this shit lasted for
> for a full 5months, it was like she drugged me, i kept going
> back for her abuse and finally i wrote her a letter breaking the
> whole shit off and then pleaded and pleaded and promised to
> change..i accepted, her change lasted for 5days and she went
> back to her old shit and then i f^cking saw the light and took
> off! the weird thing is that i kind of miss her and the way she
> controlled me..am not used to being controlled! hmmmm! but
> with all her faults, she was the greatest lover in bed-she knew
> all the right moves!
>
> Page 4
>
> marc: uzo, you used to be on prodigy 24\7..in short, that is
> how we met! dare i ask why?
>
> uzo: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! i loved
> prodigy because was it was the only on-line service that
> treated howard with the respect he deserves. we had 2
> Howard Stern rooms on prodigy and it was always packed.
> and you can bank that i will be anywhere where i can hang
> with fellow fans 24hrs, 7 days a week...it's very addictive! We
> had lots of chat parties which is always an efen blast! our
> stern chat room also has a Web Page check it out, you will
> find pics of us at these parties! i use to be on there like 18hrs
> or more a day but those were the days..amidst all this fun,
> prodigy was charging us by the hour which caused me to
> spend hundreds of dollars a month..i cannot believe how they
> ripped us off...so basically all the prodigy stern chatters went
> irc which is much better if u have the mIRC or pinch
> programs..u can find us in #shutupsitdown and the
> #howardsternfans on dalnet! you should always use the best
> programs out there...never use the programs of your ISP..i use
> eudora3.0-e-mail, agent99f-news reader, mirc and pinch-irc
> chat, etc...bottom line, u upgrade your shit as they make better
> ones, it does not cost that much to use the best programs.
>
> marc: uzo, do you have any family here in the U.S.?
>
> uzo: yes. my family house is in long lsland and i use to go
> home every sunday when i lived in ny. and they are always
> forcing me to eat more...ughh! i hate that! hehehehehe Its
> good to eat home cooked meal...but they are always yelling at
> me to get off the the computer!
>
> marc: food?? i thought you said on your god's show that you
> don't eat?
>
> uzo: well, i don't really like eating that much, its such a hassle
> to me. it not only makes an otherwise sexy girl fugly, its a
> hassle for me to take time off my dancing or computer to
> eat...heh! i love roasted peanuts, (only the ones in shell). am
> addicted to it, i could eat it all day. i go everywhere with my
> peanuts. my gungas stock my pad with peanuts because if I
> run out, i will kill them! once in a while i do pigout on rice or
> whatever, but i get so efen full when i do that, i won't eat for
> like a day or so. i also forget to eat sometimes! hey, i don't
> have an 19 inch waist by chance...but then again, I dance all
> the time so even if I finally eat shit it just goes off! I am
> somebody that strongly believes that women are sexual
> objects and should do their damndest to effen stay trim and
> sexy. women are beautiful creatures but their #1 enemy is
> food. and most of them just let themselves effen go! It's
> disgusting. finding a girl with both a sexy bod and a nice flat
> stomach is like the panda bear, they almost don't exist
> anymore. I say effen starve. try and skip meals. do what you
> have to do to look good! men on the other hand should pig out
> for all I care...men work very hard and usually every dime
> they make is from their hard work unlike us women who can
> use our femininity and get dimes! the men deserve hearty
> meals...they earned it! I doubt that less pounds on a guy is
> gonna make any difference anyway. Just make the money,
> guys...and spend the damn money on us babes...buy us...spoil
> us...marry us...spoil us more!
>
> marc: uzo, what are your measurements?<ut oh,did i have to
> ask?>
>
> uzo: i am 34d-19-32...95lbs! now that is a body that is effen
> hot...and of course don't forget my beautiful angelic face. i am
> the great black hope. they don't make'em like me anymore.
> they broke the mold when i was made!! [people obsess on my
> boobs...as if my boobs make me...it's an effen package! I have
> the best ass! a gravity defying ass! boobs does not a sexy gal
> make! first of all, my waist is so tiny that anything on top
> looks larger than life. i am just an effen d! yumm! not to talk
> about my legs...so smooth and perfect.. and my 7inch pumps
> really do them justice (i wear nada less than 7inch shoes)!! my
> face is simply perfection...small beautiful features...my face
> graduated Magna cum lordy...ohyeah!
>
> marc: do you still maintain that most black women are ugly?
>
> uzo: YUP! they are, look around you. people are so not
> honest. my beef is that those that have the potential to be
> beautiful, just don't bother. they just let themselves go and
> then there are those that are just plain fugly! let me tell you
> something, color does not a sexy woman make. It is the
> features that make a woman fine..am the prime example! am
> very dark skinned...but what you see is beauty when you look
> at me, and you just can't help but succumb to it! so, am not
> saying that they are ugly because they are black! its the huge
> lips and shit and the ones that can be pretty if they tried are
> either living in fat city or just don't care...and every woman
> should care about how they look...all women! i dated a really
> sexy black chic last year but she went back to norway where
> she is studying....I have not found anything close since them.
> i'll keep looking!! Roshumba (she is a model) is one of the
> very few sexy black chix i have seen. niomi campbell is fine
> but she has a really huge face and those huge lips...ughh! tyra
> is another one...she has big wide hips and her nose looks like
> three! Its really hard too see one that has all the
> package.............ONLY UZO DOES...excuse my modesty!
>
> marc: name your fantasy gals.
>
> uzo: pam anderson..before she made it known on the stern
> show that she takes it up her ass! a woman that hot should
> bend for nobody and most importantly...its not only a
> disgusting habit...its also a dangerous habit (aids,etc)!!
>
> alicia silverstone...before she became food's best pal. i used to
> masturbate just thinking about her and her sexy pouty lips. she
> was the jewish uzo. there are not many sexy jewish
> babes...she was a fluke! but since she porked up..she does not
> do it for me anymore!
>
> electra carmen is now my f#ck-fantasy. she is sooooo hot its
> disgusting! saw her on stern's E! show...i could not move...i
> was shaking...my heart was racing...i was effen wet...i was
> dripping...i was a mess! if i can get my hand on her...i will
> spend my life savings on her just to foul her!! she is another
> one who really knows how to spread them legs for money, but
> ya know what? she is hot and she deserves to be paid for
> breathing! roshumba...she is a black model who is soooo effen
> sexy. she has very black features, but all in the right places.
> nice body and nice face. hard to come by! what i won't do just
> to make her day!
>
>
>
> marc: uzo, how did, as you call yourself; " a bush woman" like
> you, get into this whole computer thing!?
>
> uzo: howard stern ofcourse...who else? howard was talking
> about this place called prodigy where fans go to talk about
> him and the show. the next thing you know, he had on this
> lady from the prodigy chat room who is like a really huge fan.
> her name is starr brennan, who is btw a very good pal of mine
> now. i was particularly intrigued by this women. She was on
> the show, not to take her clothes off or whatever, but because
> she was a fan of the show! there are not that many female big
> fans of the show so i was really impressed that this lady was
> not just a big fan but she is involved with a place where you
> go and meet fellow fans and talk about the show and stuff! i
> have never used a puter so it was rough. i had another guy
> from the prodigy stern room (BiLLNY) come over to my pad
> all the time, and helped show me the ins and outs (marc: Ins
> and Outs?) of prodigy. you know before all this computer shit
> i use to just call people up just so I can squeeze howard's
> name into the conversation. everytime i open my mouth about
> Howard or what happened on the show it will be like "here
> she goes again"!! but with prodigy then, and the internet...i
> have places i can talk about the show 24hrs!! that is why i am
> always online!!!!!! i always have two or more puters on at the
> same time to keep up wt stern shit alone on the internet. -
>
> marc: what is the one thing that would make you the most
> happy in life?
>
> uzo: that is very easy---i want a child of my very f*cking
> own!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!! you know like how
> women get all jealous when they see a or another beautiful
> woman?? not me, the better the babe looks, the better for my
> eyes! the only thing that would bring our the green monster in
> me is when i see a woman holding her very own baby..i just
> get depressed and wish it was me holding my own baby! i
> want a baby of my own soon bad, your very own baby is one
> thing u are damn sure going to give unconditional love to,
> your own blood and creation! my only fear is that i might like
> spoil him\her ..ugh i won't even let anybody near him, i will
> wire my house wt cams if i must live him alone wt somebody
> to go to work, it might not be necessary becos b4 i have a
> baby am gonna make sure that i have enuff money to almost
> be wt him and never live him wt some stranger until he's at
> least 7years old--i will take him to work if have to!i! i will buy
> the world for him, i'll die for him! anyway, i have been saving
> up some filthy cash for this endeavor and i will have a pot
> belly in the near future filled wt the perfect baby!
>
> marc: are you happy?
>
> uzo: oh boy! am i happy?? darlyn, no one is happy, the only
> people that are happy are retards, there is just no way a
> reasonably responsible being can be happy happy, nature in
> collaboration wt life just won't let it happen---LIFE SUCKS
> THE LIFE OUT OF IT'S HABITANTS!!IIIiiiii!!!! simple as
> dat. its almost like a conspiracy, like there is somebody out
> there whose job is to make sure that not a single soul is found
> HAPPY. like if anybody has it all and dares to be happy,
> somebody working for nature and life would be fired! but the
> great thing about this shit is that it applies to everybody...that
> way am not jealous of anybody no matter how rich or fine
> looking they are..u know that they are getting the shaft of life
> in their own way. LIFE IS TOUGH! its no easy ride. there is
> always something, always something waiting in the wind to
> bum u out, just when u think u are finally getting there,
> boooom something goes wrong...we as humans basically
> cannot f*f^cking win! notice whenever ur very happy for like
> 2weeks straight becos of something nice that happened to u or
> so.<.ut oh..u better watch your bank, u have broken one of
> life's rules, how dare u be happy for that long, it asks...oh u
> are gonna get it the following week, if u are poor it will hit u
> wt a bigger money problem and if u are rich, it will hit u where
> it will hurt, family problem or something that money just won't
> solve...but trust me, it will find out your weakness.lookout!
> ohhh boy> something is looming behind to bum u out the
> following week, baby!? life is not a very friendly person. ok,
> this is the shit! i try and over-do things that adds joy to my
> life, like listening to howard stern, doing howard stern related
> shit , computer and ofcourse dancing! change the things u can
> and f the rest! the true meaning of life is WHAT HAPPENS
> WHILE UR MAKING OTHER PLANS! oh how true. human
> beings are like walking zombies...we know shit about shit, we
> get blown away, hacked to death, oj'ed, etc wtout warning.
> can u imagine working around not knowing that there are
> people making plans to kill you...u are always the last person
> to know when shit is gonna happen to u and in some cases--its
> too late, u might be worm food b4 u have a chance to digress
> the situation! anyway, i know that u can imagine that becos u
> are also human!
>
> marc: wow, uzo!! that was a mouthful, you almost got me
> thinking you are a philosopher<g> are you religious?
>
> uzo: the only god i know is HOWARD F^UCKING
> STERN!!!!! F the other gods! religion is the worst piece of shit
> ever hatched by human brains...it has done nothing but try and
> destroy the world..
>
> To be continued subject on "Uzo is a stupid bitch-part2"

[Barryonez]

I used to like Uzo until i visited her web page at http://www.uzo.com
She curses like a sailor, she is a racist, a tramp and most of all
ignorant.
Just look at what she spewed on her page.She can't even write properly.
This is her interview section. I love howard too, Uzo; but you need a life
out of listening to howard and acting as if he is god. Uzo does not like
anybody but herself and her so-called god judging from this garbage;

[XYZ]

Anonymous wrote:
>
> fuck all you KING OF ALL FLAPPING GUMS Ass-hole whining

> freaks. Your all a bunch af incest fucking SURVIVORS I'm

> Gonna TELL!!!!
>
> > the uzo interview

Thanks for reposting the entire interview!!

[Anonymous]

Eat my dingleberries (did I spell tht right?)

In article <32B9AE...@earthlink.net>, ser...@earthlink.net wrote:

> Anonymous wrote:
> >
> > fuck all you KING OF ALL FLAPPING GUMS Ass-hole whining

> > freaks. Your all a bunch af incest fucking SURVIVORS I'm

> > Gonna TELL!!!!
> >
> > > the uzo interview
>

[CWILDONE]

you suck

[Bill Mageors]

Anonymous <nob...@REPLAY.COM> wrote:

: Eat me u little worm shit....I am your little btother who 's cock u slurpee
: down down!!!In article <19961224022...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
: cwil...@aol.com (CWILDONE) wrote:

: > you suck

Somebody needs to take a nap..

[capeco...@gmail.com]

20 years later I see this. I'm slow.

I used to hang in the same chat room as she - #ShutUpSitDown on Dalnet. This would have been late 90's. She wasn't happy unless she was putting people down. I was new to the Internet, so I got sucked into stupid arguments with her. I'm pretty sure I eventually blocked her.