Well Hmus, hoo hoo, goblin, or whatever you call him will never disappear or
fade out of the public eye, because you obsessed mutants will give him the
ratings he needs forever.
The "anti-ass lickers" do seem a bit.... um... challenged.
=============
you're correct of course
Vdouchebag! will be there Jan 1 2006
with her new sat radio glued to her big ear
listening to howie in the 'flounder era'
i'll sleep late
now playing Jack 101.1 FM
>That's right, I'm talking about YOU. You who accuse everyone of licking hoo
>hoo ass, are worse than those who like him. While we are passive fans who
>occasionally come here to praise or mock the show, it is YOU who is the true
>ass licker. Coming to this site every single day to make sure nobody says
>anything positive about the show, listening for 4 hours a day so you can
>detail every dumb remark hoo hoo delivers. Instead of just leaving him
>behind and moving on with your life, you obsess over his every move,
>statement, action.... He has become something you despise yet you cannot
>stop listening to him. And you have the nerve to tell somebody who liked an
>Artie joke that he is a Goblin ass licker? I have been keeping a mental
>list of all the "anti-ass lickers" in this group who have claimed that once
>he goes to Sirius that it is all over for you, and that you'll never listen
>again. The list is comprehensive, and yet I bet 90 - 100% of you will still
>be here after Sirius, still detailing the show, still talking about how hmus
>is on the decline. Somehow he gives meaning to your lives, positive or
>negative, and you cannot let it go. Do you think anyone in this NG doubts
>that you anti-sterns will comprise the bulk of his Sirius subscribers? It is
>the rest of us, the passive fans, who will actually let him go and be done
>with him when he goes to Sirius, not you freaks.
>
Great post.
The thing that will hurt your boss the most, the thing that will hit his
wallet harder and faster than Betho does on payday ... will be the fact that
while some people in this NG will be listening .. they will NOT be paying
for it. We may love to hate that dried up has been .. but we will DL it for
free .. while the ass lickers and interns pay for the show thinking Hman
appreciates it .. SUCKERS ...
Hman is spitting in your face everyday when he puts NO EFFORT INTO his show
.. Once you asskissers begin donating to the "rings, necklaces, earrings and
private things" charity, he will be laughing out loud as he spits in your
face ..
Diane
"Roger McDoogal" <mcdo...@snip.net> wrote in message
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>Nice post there, Intern ... Being you have us all figured out, I don't know
>why I am replying ... oh yeah .. I remember ...
>
>The thing that will hurt your boss the most, the thing that will hit his
>wallet harder and faster than Betho does on payday ... will be the fact that
>while some people in this NG will be listening .. they will NOT be paying
>for it. We may love to hate that dried up has been .. but we will DL it for
>free .. while the ass lickers and interns pay for the show thinking Hman
>appreciates it .. SUCKERS ...
>
>Hman is spitting in your face everyday when he puts NO EFFORT INTO his show
>.. Once you asskissers begin donating to the "rings, necklaces, earrings and
>private things" charity, he will be laughing out loud as he spits in your
>face ..
>
>Diane
>
>
>
"HOWARD HE HA HA HONEEE!!!"
MWAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even though you're just a passive fan, would you mind posting one segment of
the show during the past few weeks that you thought was great - and one
segment that you thought was so bad that it was mockable.
Coming to this site every single day to make sure nobody says
> anything positive about the show,
I enjoy reading those rare posts about what people find funny about the
show. Even though I don't find much funny left, I find it fascinating to
read the opinions of those who do.
listening for 4 hours a day so you can
> detail every dumb remark hoo hoo delivers. Instead of just leaving him
> behind and moving on with your life, you obsess over his every move,
> statement, action....
I can assure you that no one who realizes what a fraud the ole Hdouche is -
is listening for four hours a day. For myself I listen for the lies and
bullshit. I find that interesting. How old gobby manipulates the truth to
mislead his remaining fans.
Also - any time frogbrain is on the show - it's a must listen. She never
opens her mouth without embarrassing both herself and him.
As soon as the slut parade starts or now the new incredibly unfunny "homo"
act starts - radio off.
He has become something you despise yet you cannot
> stop listening to him. And you have the nerve to tell somebody who liked
> an Artie joke that he is a Goblin ass licker? I have been keeping a
> mental list of all the "anti-ass lickers" in this group who have claimed
> that once he goes to Sirius that it is all over for you, and that you'll
> never listen again. The list is comprehensive, and yet I bet 90 - 100% of
> you will still be here after Sirius, still detailing the show, still
> talking about how hmus is on the decline.
Just curious - could you type out that list that you have committed to
memory. I'd like to know who's on it.
Somehow he gives meaning to your lives, positive or
> negative, and you cannot let it go. Do you think anyone in this NG doubts
> that you anti-sterns will comprise the bulk of his Sirius subscribers?
If any of the people in this group who hate him - actually sign up for
Sirius to hear him - they are totally fucking out of their minds to the
point of needing to be committed. I wouldn't pay to hear radio even if
jesus himself had a talk show on it.
But I plan to read Mark's friggin and the posts in here so I can embrace the
final meltdown. I might even download some of the Sirius shows on a
particularly "bad" day for the ole douchebag.
It is
> the rest of us, the passive fans, who will actually let him go and be done
> with him when he goes to Sirius, not you freaks.
OK - I'm interested in "watching" train wrecks. It makes me laugh to those
certain segments of gobby's show so I can laugh at him.
You're not.
> Well Hmus, hoo hoo, goblin, or whatever you call him will never disappear
> or fade out of the public eye, because you obsessed mutants will give him
> the ratings he needs forever.
When Infinity boots his ass off - months before January - millions of his
remaining fans will forget all about him. And once on Sirius he will have a
few thousand listening to him. There are no ratings at Sirius, but that
won't matter. His simple lack of "drawing power" will put Sirius under.
And that will finally end the train wreck as gobby exits the world of media
for good. Left only to sulk back to his apartment to fuck his whore.
>There are no ratings at Sirius, but that
>won't matter. His simple lack of "drawing power" will put Sirius under.
>And that will finally end the train wreck as gobby exits the world of media
>for good. Left only to sulk back to his apartment to fuck his whore.
His whore will be gone--both of them. Sounds like Ralph is already
jumping ship. He's in California--flown there first-class by Sam
Simon and he's staying at Sam's house, kicking back and watching TV.
Howard wants Ralph to come back to work and Ralph told him he's too
busy. LOL Ralph said he's not coming back until Howie gives him some
rings, necklaces, earrings and some private things.
Music is the Prozac of my life - Ottmar Liebert
>But I plan to read Mark's friggin and the posts in here so I can embrace the
>final meltdown. I might even download some of the Sirius shows on a
>particularly "bad" day for the ole douchebag.
Nigga please, you'll be D/L 'ing every day...
--
I miss Justice Cow
THAT was a nice post.
Mich...
But in January, people who hate Stern and aren't paying are going to have to
come home from a hard day at work, log on to the computer, download the show
from the free site which will probably takes a half hour or so, then listen
to the show, which will probably take another 2-3 hours skipping through the
commercials, then come over here to post about all the stuff that they just
listened to and hated.
Yeah. The people who are paying to listen in the morning are the pathetic
ones.
"Vicki" <vickiw...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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It's the Joseph McCarthy of the retard kingdom...
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
>Nice post there, Intern ... Being you have us all figured out, I don't know
>why I am replying ... oh yeah .. I remember ...
>
>The thing that will hurt your boss the most, the thing that will hit his
>wallet harder and faster than Betho does on payday ... will be the fact that
>while some people in this NG will be listening .. they will NOT be paying
>for it. We may love to hate that dried up has been .. but we will DL it for
>free .. while the ass lickers and interns pay for the show thinking Hman
>appreciates it .. SUCKERS ...
>
>Hman is spitting in your face everyday when he puts NO EFFORT INTO his show
>.. Once you asskissers begin donating to the "rings, necklaces, earrings and
>private things" charity, he will be laughing out loud as he spits in your
>face ..
I heard the show is gonna be much better once they start charging for
it. Is there any evidence to the contrary?
>Downloading the show. Damn. That sounds like a whole lot of work to do to
>hate on someone. Its easy now for people who hate Howard Stern but still
>listen to justify it. Its free and you have to listen to something on the
>way to work. Why not listen to how suck ass the Stern show is. Laugh at how
>pathetic he is. Blah. Blah. Blah.
>
>But in January, people who hate Stern and aren't paying are going to have to
>come home from a hard day at work, log on to the computer, download the show
>from the free site which will probably takes a half hour or so, then listen
>to the show, which will probably take another 2-3 hours skipping through the
>commercials, then come over here to post about all the stuff that they just
>listened to and hated.
>
The free site? WTF is that intern?
Maybe you mean the binaries, where I can download bits and pieces of
the show in as little as five minutes w/ DSL.
But I won't even bother cuz the show will suck so fucking bad and be
so fucking unfunny, it would be crazy for me to bother.
Better to read and laugh about Hdouche's predicament and Beth's rings
and necklaces...
Laugh like this...
MWAAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Howard doesn't pay them enough to get DSL, or an ISP with binary news.
They're all on dialup and using Google Groups.
"Benrand" <Jackm...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Eeee whaa?? Like who?
You are either:
1] a new stern fan. [my best guess.] Under the age of 30.
2] an intern ..
3] or long time listener, sal the stockbroker wanna be.
You don't like what is said about your hero .. and you stop there, never
seeing the talent in this group. Too bad for you .. Just one other thing ..
what is it that would keep people reading here daily for up to or more than
10 years if it isn't for the genius in here. And don't say something stupid
about people not having a life .. This newsgroup is OVER FLOWING with
talented .. SUPER FUNNY .. Quick with a come back - better than that MORON
BENJI - jokewriters.
.
"Roger McDoogal" <mcdo...@snip.net> wrote in message
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>If you don't know, I won't waste my time telling you. You must read this
>newsgroup with your eyes closed.
>I am going to look into my crystal ball because I don't want to take the
>blame if I am wrong ..
>
>You are either:
>1] a new stern fan. [my best guess.] Under the age of 30.
>2] an intern ..
>3] or long time listener, sal the stockbroker wanna be.
>
>You don't like what is said about your hero .. and you stop there, never
>seeing the talent in this group. Too bad for you .. Just one other thing ..
>what is it that would keep people reading here daily for up to or more than
>10 years if it isn't for the genius in here. And don't say something stupid
>about people not having a life .. This newsgroup is OVER FLOWING with
>talented .. SUPER FUNNY .. Quick with a come back - better than that MORON
>BENJI - jokewriters.
>.
This just in: People who post to newsgroups have no lives. Someone
told me that. Actually, a lot of people told me that. They told me
in the newsgroups, so they must know their subject matter.
I have been reading and participating in this newsgroup sporadically since
1992, most likely longer than you. I constantly alter my name because
sometimes I want to agree with an enemy, but not allow him to know about it.
I have had serveral verbal battles with the regulars here (usually when they
discredit me for liking something on the show), and have been unimpressed
with their alleged 'wit', which seems to consist of retorts such as "you're
retarded," "you're gay," "you're a douche bag," "you're a retarded gay
douche bag," and similarly ingenious remarks. Nobody in here shows signs of
being able to verbally spar above the level of a 6th grader, including
yourself.
For instance, you attempt to diffuse the primary negative assessment that
can be made about you from what limited information we have: "don't say
something stupid about [anti-hoo hoo obsessed] people not having a life."
What makes this statement stupid exactly? Its accuracy? The fact that it is
the one true thing that can be said about you without knowing any additional
information? Announcing that this statement is stupid is your way of
conceding that it is true, and that you do not want to be reminded of the
truth yet again. The sheer frequency of your posts gives a hint that there
is something missing in your life that compels you to post feverishly to
newsgroups, defending strangers and the weird anti-stern ideology/fixation
that none of you kooks has ever been able to fully explain; we get that you
don't like him, so why waste all this time? Do you not have anything more
productive to do? The fact that you tried to dismiss this insult before it
is even uttered is pretty strong evidence that it hurts you to hear it. In
an argument, one would never preemptively say, "Mentioning my fat ass is off
limits" unless one had a fat ass and did not want to be reminded of it yet
again.
As to your accusation that I am an intern, etc.... It is no wonder why you
think the people in this group are talented - you clearly have zero reading
comprehension. I mentioned multiple times that I am a passive fan of the
show, and have clearly stated that I am not interested in Howard enough to
continue listening after his move to Sirius. And you dare assert to me that
you won't waste your time telling me who these phantom talents are, when you
won't even waste your time reading the original post? You are more defensive
of your anti-Hoo Hoo position than you accuse the "interns" of being with
regards to their "hero." Why else would you jump on a thread without even
reading it (unless, as I suspect, you simply didn't understand it)? As
mentioned in my original post, you cannot accept that somebody kinda likes
the show, or finds parts funny. It is inconceivable, in your madness, to
concede this as a possibility without the person being a full-blown "goblin
ass licker" or whatever the current description you give to anyone who says,
"I liked one of the bits today."
I need not rehash the general insults that you've been subject to for so
long. Having eviscerated you in this post, I don't expect a reply, except
maybe from one of your demented counterparts wishing to be dashed
themselves, in yet another display of that odd tendency for you disturbed
individuals to defend each other. And whatever reply I receive, I'm sure,
will be in one of the following forms:
1) You're an intern.
2) Thanks for posting Sal.
3) You're a fag.
4) You're a douche bag fag intern douche.
Yet another scathing rebuke from the many talented writers here at
alt.fan.howard-stern!
>
That's a lot of typing up there. If you are so unimpressed with the
Stern haters, why do you obsess so much that you have to write a
diatribe that rivals the length of the new Harry Potter book?
Sounds to me like you need to get a life.
Douche bag fag intern douche loser fag.
You, in particular, are a perfect case study of the juvenile mentality of
this group. Rather than attempting to form a thoughtful retort, you resort
to, "I know you are but what am I." You would like to be perceived as
someone who has a carefree wit, and indeed your responses take on a
Cyrano-esque arrogant tone that is quite undeserved considering the
substance contained within. You would be incapable of an actual conversation
or debate that analyzed your motives in this group, without resorting to
your juvenile tactics. But I guess that's all a part of the newsgroup
persona you believe everyone perceives you as having. But believe me, nobody
other than your fanatical cohorts believes you are anything more than the
lowly over-the-hill clerk you are, stewing in some warehouse office
somewhere, long forgotten by your company and the world. But at least you
have this NG, where ten or so extremely loud mouthed people think you are
the HNIC.
>
>Douche bag fag intern douche loser fag.
Redundant. Please correct & resubmit. Thanks in advance.
"Roger McDoogal" <mcdo...@snip.net> wrote in message
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"Camel(|)Toe" <s...@tch.com> wrote in message
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"Camel(|)Toe" <s...@tch.com> wrote in message
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>You, in particular, are a perfect case study of the juvenile mentality of
>this group. Rather than attempting to form a thoughtful retort, you resort
>to, "I know you are but what am I." You would like to be perceived as
>someone who has a carefree wit, and indeed your responses take on a
>Cyrano-esque arrogant tone that is quite undeserved considering the
>substance contained within. You would be incapable of an actual conversation
>or debate that analyzed your motives in this group, without resorting to
>your juvenile tactics. But I guess that's all a part of the newsgroup
>persona you believe everyone perceives you as having. But believe me, nobody
>other than your fanatical cohorts believes you are anything more than the
>lowly over-the-hill clerk you are, stewing in some warehouse office
>somewhere, long forgotten by your company and the world. But at least you
>have this NG, where ten or so extremely loud mouthed people think you are
>the HNIC.
>
Dude, I'm not going for a title. My suggestion to you is to take the
stick out of your ass because you are obsessing on the posters in this
group the way you complain they are about Stern. Only difference is
you do it with a total lack of humor.
I hope that you aren't let down by the 'juvenile mentality' of this
group. I realize that we should all be dwelling on the esoteric
nuances of Stern's dick and fart jokes. We've been slacking lately,
and it's about time you piped in to take up the slack.
And don't think you have me figured out so easily.
You want to have a say in this group, but you hide behind a number of
names because you don't have the endurance or the courage of your
convictions to maintain an online personality. Good bad or
indifferent, there are very few people in this group that have
'existed' as long as lab~rat. You can Google over five years of
retarded idiocy, but the point is that I at least have the balls not
to disappear one day because someone starts some shit or show up as
someone else so I can agree with someone.
You can say what you want about me, but you, sir, are a pussy.
>lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> excreted:
>
>
>>
>>Douche bag fag intern douche looser fag.
>
>Redundant. Please correct & resubmit. Thanks in advance.
Fixtit. That's what I meant.
face it, you're owned
I knew I could draw that witty writing out of you eventually, I just had to
be persistent.
>D.
>PS.. going to NYC soon.
Don't forget to take a few New Yorkers back with ya...
LOL. Just for that I'm not responding to this thread until Monday
while I have a rich, full weekend. Good luck at spending yours behind
the computer changing names and agreeing with people.
confesses:
LOL. Just for that I'm not responding to this thread until Monday while
I have a rich, full weekend. Good luck at spending yours behind the
computer changing names and agreeing with people.
======================
the only thing "rich and full" you'll be enjoying is the nigger cum
dripping out of Mrs. ass~rat's nigger abused twat.
Sincerely,
http://compactURL.com/xbpx
copyright © 2003, 2004, 2005
Go ahead and flee. As your owner, I will allow it for the weekend. But I
expect you to return first thing monday morning to issue another retarded
statement.
"Diane aka JeWitch" <tras...@removehotmail.com> wrote in message
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>And she emailed back and apparently doesn't miss anyone here ... in fact,
>got me to thinking, time for me to retire from here as well . . I had
>forgotten how vile and ugly this newsgroup got after the election.
>Especially towards the women - Something happened and I had to take a 6
>month break while I devoted all my time to my grandson. I thought he was
>going to make it, but isn't looking very good for him ... So I am going to
>take this opportunity to delete this NG .. maybe come back when to laugh at
>stern's first day on Sirius .. Peace Out ..
>Diane
>
>
LOL you're leaving because you can't handle my truth.
-
Can we stop fighting, and start living?
Does that mean I can remove her from my killfile?
I doubt it.
--
"I GOT MAIL. I GOT MAIL. YAAAAAYYY!"
Now playing: "Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Lucky Man"
LOL yeah, it's not like she's going to keep her word.
>And she emailed back and apparently doesn't miss anyone here ... in fact,
>got me to thinking, time for me to retire from here as well . . I had
>forgotten how vile and ugly this newsgroup got after the election.
>Especially towards the women - Something happened and I had to take a 6
>month break while I devoted all my time to my grandson. I thought he was
>going to make it, but isn't looking very good for him ... So I am going to
>take this opportunity to delete this NG .. maybe come back when to laugh at
>stern's first day on Sirius .. Peace Out ..
>Diane
GOOD NIGHT FUNNYLADY!
--
If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy.
I normally don't feed trolls,But this is getting personal.
I've been lurking this group for YEARS with an occasional post where I
see fit and I've always found lab-rat to be a stand up person. But you
sir, after boasting the length of time on newsgroups just shows me
that you are a professional troll and have nothing to add but personal
attacks and long,blowhard missives.
(( defending a fellow chevy lover and guitar fancier ))
>On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 18:29:52 -0400, "Diane aka JeWitch"
><tras...@removehotmail.com> puked:
>
>>D.
>>PS.. going to NYC soon.
>
>Don't forget to take a few New Yorkers back with ya...
It's funny, I'm a New Yorker ( not proud ) and this time of year I see
an awful lot of Buicks and Caddies with Florida plates jamming up the
highways. Who are these people? Hot weather birds?
Well I see NY plates jamming up the roads down here in Florida so I
guess we have a fair trade.
Unfortunately I don't think so...
Why don't you change your name to something else and agree with me
that you're a loser?
If you see an old VW bus, that's Jewitch...
I do. People come from around the world to come down here and not
follow simple instructions, so they end up getting killed by
hurricanes, tropical storms, or sharks.
It's simple, a red flag means don't go in the water, yet everyday I
open the newspaper and read about another dumb fuck dieing because of
their inability to follow basic instructions.
Speaking as someone who has had four generations living South of the
Dade County line and five generations south of the Broward line, I
would say pretty much every transplant from the last 50 years can row,
float or putter 30 miles an hour in the passing lane back to where
they came. That would make me happy...