Jerry Lewis Banged Marilyn Monroe
Mike Hunt
JERRY LEWIS SHOCKER:
MARILYN WAS MINE
ACCORDING to Jerry Lewis, Marilyn Monroe could never have fooled around with
the late President John F. Kennedy or Frank Sinatra - because she was too
busy spending time with him. Lewis knocked Bill O'Reilly's socks off when he
taped a segment for Fox News Channel's "Pulse" - due to air tonight - when
he asked Lewis about Monroe's sexual history. "Half of it is bull [bleep]!"
Lewis cried. "[Monroe] was the nicest, sweetest, most wonderful girl in this
world. Troubled, but a marvelous lady . . . I am so sick and tired of
hearing about people blackening the names of Jack Kennedy and Bobby." When
O'Reilly pressed him about Monroe's documented dalliances with the Kennedys,
Lewis denied she ever slept with the brothers, exploding: "I know [she never
had affairs with the Kennedys] because she was involved with me! OK?! . . .
I wasn't looking at her photos . . . and it was nice, by the way," Lewis
added with a leer.
gooeyboy
gooeyboy
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"gooeyboy" <gooe...@bellatlantic.net> wrote:
> I think Jerry's mind has left the building.
and really...who could blame it?
(hey now and pass the katchup!)
Mohair
Seriously, Jerry was quite the ladies man in the 50's and 60's. Watch any of
his solo films, and you can almost guess which actresses he had.
I know Jerry had an affair with sizzling Stella Stevens (who wanted him to
leave his wife during the making of The Nutty Professor), Gloria DeHaven and
a bunch of other actresses in his time, but this one was a surprise. Now I'm
wondering about Ina Balin, Susan Oliver and Jill St. John. His ex-secretary
was supposed to have released a book but it never came out. I wonder how
much she was paid?
SNICKERSBOY4U
" When O'Reilly pressed him about Monroe's documented dalliances with the
Kennedys, Lewis denied she ever slept with the brothers, exploding: "I know
[she never had affairs with the Kennedys] because she was involved with me! "
Either he was kidding around, or if he is serious then how the hell would he
know for certain that she wasnt with the Kennedy's? (Frank Sinatra's valet,
George Jacobs, in his new book, is one of many who all but verifies the
Kennedy-Monroe affair)
Buffalo Static
"gooeyboy" <gooe...@bellatlantic.net> wrote in message
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> I think Jerry's mind has left the building.
>
> gooeyboy
>
he did it for his 'kids'
CliffB
moh...@nospam.com wrote on 7/24/03 1:42 PM:
What about Kathleen Freeman?
http://www.lucyfan.com/kathleenfreeman.html
Andrewjmilner
his solo films, and you can almost guess which actresses he had.
The 1996 Jerry Lewis biography KING OF COMEDY alleges that Jerry hired Judith
Campbell Exner -- the mistress of both JFK and Chicago mob boss Sam Giancana --
for his production company during the 1960s, and unsusccessfully tried to woo
her.
Jerry once called JFK "one of the great c*nt men of all time. Except for me."
Let's hear it for Mr. Humility!
Lictor of Thrax
Rocinante
Looks like his brain is damaged from all that swelling. I don't think that
MM was with Jerry Lewis 24/7.
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7/24/2003 6:44:48 PM
explorer
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> http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix_u.htm
>
> Seriously, Jerry was quite the ladies man in the 50's and 60's. Watch any
of
> his solo films, and you can almost guess which actresses he had.
If no one's said it yet, allow me. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
I know it's the Younger Jerry Lewis. That's the only reason it wasn't
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! PUKE!!
The Greyhound and Daisy Fuentes
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G-Hound
"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."
somekiss
There was a very humourous interview with Jerry in Hustler in the late '70's.
He talks about trying pot and doing a kissing scene with an actress. He said
he almost sucked the tongue out of her mouth, he was so high and into it!
Dan M.C.
The idea of a single thought involving the combination of Jerry Lewis
and sex somehow seems psychotic.
Dan M.C.
Devines
"explorer" <ab...@123.net> wrote in message
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Agreed!!!!
>
>
>
Justice Cow
he better watch it or he's gonna end up with a big head.
Justice Cow
soñando
>
>
> Looks like his brain is damaged from all that swelling. I don't think that
> MM was with Jerry Lewis 24/7.
>
>
It has to be the best kept secret ever. I checked imdb, and they never
were in a movie together, but that doesn't mean anything. Maybe she was
on the MDA telethon.
Here's the Jerry Lewis timeline...maybe he is a genius. Does Howard
have a technical patent?
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/JerryLewis_King/message/5
The Jerry Lewis Timeline
1926: During his difficult birth on March 16, doctors give his mother
so much ether that he's born asleep. His grandmother rushes him away,
baby Joseph eventually wakes up, and everything is fine.
1931: Little Jerry first appears onstage at age five. He accidentally
slips and breaks a footlight, then he falls down. He gets a huge
laugh.
1939: At age 13, he gets expelled from school after he punches his
principal for making an anti-Semitic remark.
1941: At age 15, he perfects a comedy routine in which he lip-synchs
to albums played offstage.
1946: He meets a singer named Dean Martin in the Belmont Hotel in
Manhattan. At first, they appear on the same bills but not as a team.
An Atlantic City club owner, unhappy with the double bill of a
singing Dean Martin and funny Jerry Lewis, asks for more laughs. The
two combine their shows, up the yuks, and a legendary team is born.
Lewis put lifts into Dean's shoes so that he would appear more
diminutive and youthful when he stood next to the singer.
1949: The film My Friend Irma is the movie debut of Martin & Lewis.
Lewis likes Hollywood filmmaking equipment so much that he opens a
camera store in Los Angeles.
1951: Lewis begins his annual appeals for the Muscular Dystrophy
Association. At this time, the condition is not well-known, and he
has never revealed why he chose muscular dystrophy over all other
diseases.
In the same year, Martin & Lewis' Sailor Beware is James Dean's film
debut.
1952: DC Comics publishes a 40-issue run of The Adventures of Dean
Martin and Jerry Lewis comic books.
1956: Martin & Lewis make their last joint performance on July 24, 10
years to the day after they first appeared together.
Also, Lewis hosts the Academy Awards ceremony for the first time. He
does it again in 1957 and 1959.
1958: Lewis signs a deal with Paramount to make 14 films in seven
years for $10 million. Between from 1950-1956, Martin & Lewis are the
top box-office draw in Hollywood. A solo Jerry Lewis is the top draw
in 1957, 1959 and from 1961-1964.
1960: While writing, directing and starring in The Bellboy, Lewis
adds a small television monitor to the camera so he can watch instant
playback of his own performances. The invention, called video-assist,
revolutionizes how movies are made and earns Lewis a patent.
While making Cinderfella, Lewis rushes up a huge staircase, taxes his
heart and lands in the hospital.
1964: Lewis stars in The Disorderly Orderly. A travel agency in the
film has a poster that reads "TWA movie-in-flight: Jerry Lewis in The
Disorderly Orderly."
1965: Lewis finishes a show at the Sands casino in Las Vegas with a
flip off of a piano into splits. He lands hard, cracks his spinal
column and suffers temporary paralysis. Doctors prescribe Percodan
for the pain, and Lewis is soon addicted to the drug.
1969: Lewis teaches a night class on film at the University of
Southern California School of Cinema-Television. His students include
Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.
1972: Lewis finances, films and stars in The Day the Clown Cried, a
Holocaust movie about a clown tasked with leading children into the
gas chambers. Partially because the filmmakers never actually had the
rights to the script, the movie is never released. Lewis refuses to
discuss the film, which the few who have seen it describe as
shockingly bad and wrong in every way.
1976: Frank Sinatra surprises Lewis by bringing Martin onto the stage
of the muscular dystrophy telethon. Martin and Lewis have not shared
a stage in 20 years.
1978: Lewis makes a visit to his friend, Dr. Michael Debakey. While
there, Lewis collapses and starts bleeding. He is rushed into
surgery, where doctors find a giant ulcer. The pain of the ulcer went
undetected because of Lewis' addiction to the painkillers.
1982: In December, Lewis suffers a massive heart attack and undergoes
a bypass.
1984: In January, Lewis receives France's highest cultural honor when
he is named a commander in the French Order of Arts and Letters. Two
months later, he is inducted into France's Legion of Honor for his
charity work.
1987: Lewis secretly attends the funeral of Martin's son, who died in
a military plane crash in California. Martin calls him later that
night to thank him.
Lewis begins to receive criticism for his longtime work with muscular
dystrophy. Critics accuse him of portraying those who have the
disease as pitiful and childlike.
1992: Lewis is diagnosed with prostate cancer.
1995: Lewis appears on Broadway as the devil in a revival of Damn
Yankees.
That same year, a man named Gary Benson is sentenced to six years in
prison for the aggravated stalking of Lewis. Benson dies in prison.
1999: Lewis contracts viral meningitis while in Australia. He cancels
concert dates and reduces his onscreen time for the telethon.
2000: Lewis causes a stink when he says that while there are many
female comedians whom he respects, the ones who use raw language and
material make him uncomfortable because a woman is a "God-given
miracle who produces a child." He has no problem with men doing the
same material.
2001: Lewis is diagnosed with pulmonary fibrosis, a buildup of scar
tissue in the lungs. Prednisone, the steroid he is prescribed to
treat the condition, also intensifies the pain from his spinal injury.
Prednisone also causes a dramatic 52-pound weight gain. Despite his
appearance, he goes ahead with his telethon as planned.
2002: In April, Lewis has a remote-controlled, battery-powered device
implanted near his spine that finally eases his longtime back pain--
pain caused by years and years of pratfalls.
The 52nd Muscular Dystrophy Association Labor Day telecast raises
about $58 million. Since the start of the telethon, Lewis and his
parade of celebrity entertainers have helped to raise more than $1.8
billion for the charity.
2003: The Simpsons' Professor John Frink (voiced by Hank Azaria) is
essentially a replica of Lewis' Julius Kelp character from the
original Nutty Professor--in season 14 of the show, Lewis voices
Frink's father.
Birth Name: Joseph Levitch
(He's also listed as Jerome on some early government forms.)
Birthdate: March 16, 1926
Birthplace: Newark, New Jersey
Occupations: Comedian, filmmaker, professional fundraiser
Quote: "You got to kill me to stop me."
Claim to Fame: Comedy team of Martin & Lewis, over-the-top comedy
performances in dozens of films, legendary Jerry Lewis telethons to
raise money for the Muscular Dystrophy Association
Significant Other(s):
Wife: Patti Palmer; married October 3, 1944, divorced September 1980
Wife: SanDee Pitnick; married February 13, 1983
Family:
Father: Daniel Levitch (Danny Lewis), vaudeville singer and comedian
Mother: Rae Brodsky, singer and pianist
Son: Ronald Lewis; adopted July 1950 with Patti Palmer
Son: Scott; born February 1956 to Patti Palmer
Son: Christopher Joseph; born October 1957 to Patti Palmer
Son: Anthony; born October 1959 to Patti Palmer
Son: Joseph; born January 1964 to Patti Palmer
Daughter: Danielle Sarah; adopted March 1992 with SanDee Pitnick
Awards:
Commander in the French Order of Arts and Letters
Inducted into France's Legion of Honor
Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1977 for his work with
muscular dystrophy
Lifetime Achievement Award at the American Comedy Awards in 1998
[ LINKS BELOW ]
http://www.eonline.com/On/Holly/Shows/Lewis/links.html
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Giannis
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