"a425couple" <
a425c...@hotmail.com> wrote in message...
IMHO, two kind'a cute passages,
(To set the stage, this smart boy, age ~18 is having to team up
with small 11 year old genius girl named "Pee Wee")
Page 45 (my version - YMMV)
"And Howdy to you, Peewee. Uh, are you a boy or a girl."
Peewee looked disgusted. "I'll make you regret that remark.
I realize I am undersized for my age but I'm actually eleven,
going on twelve. There's no need to be rude. In another
five years I expect to be quite a dish - you'll probably beg
me for every dance."
Page 51
(Peewee) "So I said I would (go on a family won trip to the moon).
Daddy said 'No!' and Momma said 'Good gracious No!' ----
I can be an awful nusance when I put my mind on it," she said
proudly. "I have talent for it. Daddy says I'm an amoral
little wench."
(boy) "Uh, do you suppose he might be right?"
"Oh, I'm sure he is. He understands me whereas Momma
throws up her hands and says she can't cope.
I was perfectly beastly and unbearable for two whole weeks
and at last Daddy said, 'For blanks sake, let her go!
Maybe we will collect her insurance!' "