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[Checkmate]

I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the extra
512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?

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On Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:43:47 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; The Pathetic
Anti-Muslim Wannabe Homegrown Terrorist Posting as "💩
<More.Bul...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<cum8fq....@news.alt.net>:

🐸
🐸
🐸IjustorderedanewunlockedSamsungGalaxyS-205GUltrawiththe
🐸extra512Kmemory.Gobig,orgohome...right?
🐸

i always figured you for a "size queen".

"nads" won't comment on this poast...

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and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
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"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
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On 2020-02-21 2:43 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
>
> I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the extra
> 512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?
>

i don't use phones much so i don't know

[Raven]

Checkmate expressed precisely :

> I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the extra
> 512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?
>

Alert the press.

[%]

On 2020-02-21 2:46 p.m., Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛 wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:43:47 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; The Pathetic
> Anti-Muslim Wannabe Homegrown Terrorist Posting as "💩
> <More.Bul...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of
> great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> <cum8fq....@news.alt.net>:
>
> 🐸
> 🐸
> 🐸IjustorderedanewunlockedSamsungGalaxyS-205GUltrawiththe
> 🐸extra512Kmemory.Gobig,orgohome...right?
> 🐸
>
> i always figured you for a "size queen".
>
> "nads" won't comment on this poast...
>

are you going to tell us what nads will do

[Janithor]

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On 2/21/2020 1:46 PM, Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛 wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:43:47 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; The Pathetic
> Anti-Muslim Wannabe Homegrown Terrorist Posting as "💩
> <More.Bul...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of
> great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> <cum8fq....@news.alt.net>:
>
> 🐸
> 🐸
> 🐸IjustorderedanewunlockedSamsungGalaxyS-205GUltrawiththe
> 🐸extra512Kmemory.Gobig,orgohome...right?
> 🐸
>
> i always figured you for a "size queen".
>
> "nads" won't comment on this poast...

Jellus much?

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Fri, 21 Feb 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
>I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the extra
>512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?

Good for you. I hope it has a micro-SD card slot. They make
those fucking things these days as big as one terabyte. You'll
never run out of space no matter how many videos and photos
you take.

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only
the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to
teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived."
--Henry David Thoreau

[Pandora]

Hehehehehehe.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020, Pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Feb 2020, Raven wrote:
>> Checkmate expressed precisely :
>>
>>> I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the
>>> extra 512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?
>>>
>> Alert the press.
>
>Hehehehehehe.

Hush, and go to bed.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 02:44:10 +0000 (UTC) Pandora put forth the
following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:

Soon you'll be able to sext me.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Fri, 21 Feb 2020 17:14:57 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Fri, 21 Feb 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the extra
> >512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?
>
> Good for you. I hope it has a micro-SD card slot. They make
> those fucking things these days as big as one terabyte. You'll
> never run out of space no matter how many videos and photos
> you take.

It does! It's got half a Tb in it, and a slot for a full Tb on a micro SD
card, which totally blows my mind... a full Tb on a tiny little microchip!
I don't see how they can possibly cram that much nonvolatile storage in a
chip the size of a fingernail. I never thought I'd live long enough to
see "the future," but this is like some weird alien technology. I doubt
that I'd ever fill the memory it comes with.

[%]

On 2020-02-22 5:46 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Fri, 21 Feb 2020 17:14:57 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
> the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On Fri, 21 Feb 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the extra
>>> 512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?
>>
>> Good for you. I hope it has a micro-SD card slot. They make
>> those fucking things these days as big as one terabyte. You'll
>> never run out of space no matter how many videos and photos
>> you take.
>
> It does! It's got half a Tb in it, and a slot for a full Tb on a micro SD
> card, which totally blows my mind... a full Tb on a tiny little microchip!
> I don't see how they can possibly cram that much nonvolatile storage in a
> chip the size of a fingernail. I never thought I'd live long enough to
> see "the future," but this is like some weird alien technology. I doubt
> that I'd ever fill the memory it comes with.
>

i was told that when i upgraded my hard drive to 3 gig

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Feb 2020 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth ...

>> On Fri, 21 Feb 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the extra
>> >512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?
>>
>> Good for you. I hope it has a micro-SD card slot. They make
>> those fucking things these days as big as one terabyte. You'll
>> never run out of space no matter how many videos and photos
>> you take.
>
>It does! It's got half a Tb in it, and a slot for a full Tb on a micro SD
>card, which totally blows my mind... a full Tb on a tiny little microchip!
>I don't see how they can possibly cram that much nonvolatile storage in a
>chip the size of a fingernail. I never thought I'd live long enough to
>see "the future," but this is like some weird alien technology. I doubt
>that I'd ever fill the memory it comes with.

Keep us informed. I was really impressed with my Galaxy S5 and
pretty much still am. I put a 64 gig micro SD in the slot and put
all my pictures and music on there and it still has about 40 gigs
left. I can't imagine a terabyte version. OMG, that's kewl.

The first think you should do is go around your house and property
and take a movie of everything inside and out. Will come in handy
should there be a loss due to fire or earthquake, etc. Insurance will
pay up a lot easier if you can document your losses.

Also, if it doesn't have a scanner app download one and scan in
all your important papers. Most scanners can convert to .pdf
so they end up being acceptable legal documents. And, you can
even print them out later.

I took pictures of my social security card, operators license,
Medicare card, etc. and have them stored with my pictures.
All on the micro-SD so even of the phone craps out the SD
files should be intact and usable in another device.

Fucking competent handheld computer is what these modern
"phones" are. Even your Google Chrome from your laptop will
be synchronized. All your contacts, too. It's amazing and I have
the way older version. I do like the fact that mine has the user
replaceable battery and SIM and SD card is easy to insert and
remove, too. I don't know about the S10 - probably not but
batteries do last years nowadays.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 18:56:35 -0700, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>I have had my Galaxy S-6 for 5 years. I love it, never had a problem.

Darned Samsungs are VERY reliable. And that amoled screen
is the cat's meow. I've had my S5 since 2014 and it still runs
and looks like new.

[Checkmate]

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On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 21:15:12 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

Just don't ever buy a Samsung refrigerator... they all have problems
constantly. In fact, I don't know of any company that makes a decent
refrigerator anymore. They have lots of nice features, but there's always
something wrong with them. The old refrigerators used to last for 20-30
years with no problems.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate.

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 20:33:23 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

They don't want you replacing the batteries or being able to remove them,
because then they couldn't spy on you.

They even have a security feature called "Knox". If you try to root the
phone, it trips a Knox digit that renders your phone instantly out of
warranty.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 18:45:54 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Just don't ever buy a Samsung refrigerator... they all have problems
>constantly. In fact, I don't know of any company that makes a decent
>refrigerator anymore. They have lots of nice features, but there's always
>something wrong with them. The old refrigerators used to last for 20-30
>years with no problems.

I bought a Samsung fridge over a year ago and it
hasn't missed a beat. But, I did purchase the simplest
model. No ice maker, no ice water in the door, just
one door each for the top freezer section and one
for the lower fridge section. Touch panel operation
like that of a microwave oven.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 18:54:45 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>They don't want you replacing the batteries or being able to remove them,
>because then they couldn't spy on you.
>
>They even have a security feature called "Knox". If you try to root the
>phone, it trips a Knox digit that renders your phone instantly out of
>warranty.

Mine has Knox in the app manager. Since my phone is
long out of warranty perhaps I should just disable or delete
the Knox app? It only uses 12KB of internal storage which
is nothing. But, it has used 17 MB of data over the last year.
It must be sending in spy reports or something like that.

[%]

On 2020-02-22 8:10 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 18:54:45 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> <...>
>
>> They don't want you replacing the batteries or being able to remove them,
>> because then they couldn't spy on you.
>>
>> They even have a security feature called "Knox". If you try to root the
>> phone, it trips a Knox digit that renders your phone instantly out of
>> warranty.
>
> Mine has Knox in the app manager. Since my phone is
> long out of warranty perhaps I should just disable or delete
> the Knox app? It only uses 12KB of internal storage which
> is nothing. But, it has used 17 MB of data over the last year.
> It must be sending in spy reports or something like that.
>

don't listen to anything gerk says

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate.

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 22:01:22 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Sat, 22 Feb 2020 18:45:54 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Just don't ever buy a Samsung refrigerator... they all have problems
> >constantly. In fact, I don't know of any company that makes a decent
> >refrigerator anymore. They have lots of nice features, but there's always
> >something wrong with them. The old refrigerators used to last for 20-30
> >years with no problems.
>
> I bought a Samsung fridge over a year ago and it
> hasn't missed a beat. But, I did purchase the simplest
> model. No ice maker, no ice water in the door, just
> one door each for the top freezer section and one
> for the lower fridge section. Touch panel operation
> like that of a microwave oven.

They have condensation drain paths that are suppose to transport condensed
water down to the evap tray underneath, but they freeze up, allowing that
water to collect and freeze elsewhere. Eventually it encases the fan in
ice so it stops turning, and you have to defrost the fucking thing. You'd
think they could manage to solve that problem with a simple heater on a
timer or something, but they'd rather make money on service calls. If you
buy a Samsung, you don't "really" own it, you're just renting it unless
you can fix it yourself. There's really no excuse for stupid shit like
that.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 23 Feb 2020 04:29:22 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:


>
>They have condensation drain paths that are suppose to transport condensed
>water down to the evap tray underneath, but they freeze up, allowing that
>water to collect and freeze elsewhere. Eventually it encases the fan in
>ice so it stops turning, and you have to defrost the fucking thing. You'd
>think they could manage to solve that problem with a simple heater on a
>timer or something, but they'd rather make money on service calls. If you
>buy a Samsung, you don't "really" own it, you're just renting it unless
>you can fix it yourself. There's really no excuse for stupid shit like
>that.

I haven't experienced any such problem. It might be due
to the fact that there is very low humidity in my cabin
for some reason I haven't figured out yet. Right now,
for example, my indoor/outdoor weather instrument
says 22% indoor and 52% outdoor relative humidity.

Maybe the logs absorb the indoor humidity????

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sat, 22 Feb 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>don't listen to anything gerk says

Oh, the irony! Dozens of people don't listen to anything
PeeScent says because they binned his sorry Canuck
ass full of worms a long time ago.

LOL

[mixed nuts]

On 2/23/2020 10:55 AM, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sun, 23 Feb 2020 04:29:22 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> They have condensation drain paths that are suppose to transport condensed
>> water down to the evap tray underneath, but they freeze up, allowing that
>> water to collect and freeze elsewhere. Eventually it encases the fan in
>> ice so it stops turning, and you have to defrost the fucking thing. You'd
>> think they could manage to solve that problem with a simple heater on a
>> timer or something, but they'd rather make money on service calls. If you
>> buy a Samsung, you don't "really" own it, you're just renting it unless
>> you can fix it yourself. There's really no excuse for stupid shit like
>> that.
>
> I haven't experienced any such problem. It might be due
> to the fact that there is very low humidity in my cabin
> for some reason I haven't figured out yet. Right now,
> for example, my indoor/outdoor weather instrument
> says 22% indoor and 52% outdoor relative humidity.
>
> Maybe the logs absorb the indoor humidity????

No. The dew point is 31F and its 50F outside and 70F inside, so that's
what you get, Mr. Asstoot Supergenious.

Climate weather smart geniuses no dat.

--
Grizzly H.

[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

Maybe he can throw sodas at it and chant "hey hey ho ho", that might help.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate.

On Sun, 23 Feb 2020 10:55:10 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Sun, 23 Feb 2020 04:29:22 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> >
> >They have condensation drain paths that are suppose to transport condensed
> >water down to the evap tray underneath, but they freeze up, allowing that
> >water to collect and freeze elsewhere. Eventually it encases the fan in
> >ice so it stops turning, and you have to defrost the fucking thing. You'd
> >think they could manage to solve that problem with a simple heater on a
> >timer or something, but they'd rather make money on service calls. If you
> >buy a Samsung, you don't "really" own it, you're just renting it unless
> >you can fix it yourself. There's really no excuse for stupid shit like
> >that.
>
> I haven't experienced any such problem. It might be due
> to the fact that there is very low humidity in my cabin
> for some reason I haven't figured out yet. Right now,
> for example, my indoor/outdoor weather instrument
> says 22% indoor and 52% outdoor relative humidity.
>
> Maybe the logs absorb the indoor humidity????

Mine says 58% outside, and 32% inside right now, but we had a little rain
last night.

All I know, is the Samsung I bought froze up on the reefer side and
completely encased the evap coil. The one my sister bought me has a drain
tube from the ice maker in the top left (the ice maker has never worked),
and that drains water down to below a pull-out drawer on the bottom, and
the ice forms under that drawer, until it tries to keep the drawer from
opening. It's the stupidest design I've ever seen, because there are no
freezer coils around the ice maker. Theres a fan that's supposed to blow
cold air up to the ice maker, and the fan is at the bottom, behind the
drawer... where the ice forms, so most likely, that fan is iced over and
possibly burned out. Depending on a fan to blow freezing cold air all the
way to the top of the reefer section to the ice maker is just stupid.

[mixed nuts]

On 2/23/2020 12:21 PM, Skeeter wrote:

> You are still the undefeated champion in the battle of Nutz. You got
> it buddy.

And yet, I remain fully exonerated and totally acquitted.

> <awards to be given at a later date>

Janithor wants the Golden Poop award.

--
Grizzly H.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 23 Feb 2020 09:48:49 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
<...>

>All I know, is the Samsung I bought froze up on the reefer side and
>completely encased the evap coil. The one my sister bought me has a drain
>tube from the ice maker in the top left (the ice maker has never worked),
>and that drains water down to below a pull-out drawer on the bottom, and
>the ice forms under that drawer, until it tries to keep the drawer from
>opening. It's the stupidest design I've ever seen, because there are no
>freezer coils around the ice maker. Theres a fan that's supposed to blow
>cold air up to the ice maker, and the fan is at the bottom, behind the
>drawer... where the ice forms, so most likely, that fan is iced over and
>possibly burned out. Depending on a fan to blow freezing cold air all the
>way to the top of the reefer section to the ice maker is just stupid.

A remote evaporator for an ice maker IS pretty dumb.
I guess they hate mini-splits.

[mixed nuts]

On 2/23/2020 7:04 PM, Skeeter wrote:
> On Sun, 23 Feb 2020 13:40:50 -0500, mixed nuts
> <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote

> All the crying in the world won't help. Janithor takes the ribbon.

Read the report. "Fully Exonerated". "No Collusion". Your memo is
deep state fake news bullshit. It's all bullshit. I win.

--
Grizzly H.

[MK]

"Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:cum8fq....@news.alt.net...

>
> I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the extra
> 512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?

Nice phone. I'm going to get a 7T Pro 5G McLaren. Half the memory at 256GB

48 MP Main Camera, 21 hours of talk time, 9.5 days standby time. $900.

Yours is $700 more, but for what? I had a S7, and after a week, I turned it
back in, when the phones were catching on fire.

[Janithor]

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On 2/23/2020 9:21 AM, Skeeter wrote:
> On Sun, 23 Feb 2020 09:10:47 -0800, Janithor <Jani...@comcast.net>
> wrote:
>

> You are still the undefeated champion in the battle of Nutz. You got
> it buddy.
>

> <awards to be given at a later date>

<curtsies>

[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

I'm starting to think even Fake % could take you.

[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:21:55 -0600 MK put forth the following notion,

which was duly noted and recorded:


>

That's okay. Your phone sounds nice too...

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Tue, 3 Mar 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Feb 2020, MK put forth the following notion,
>> "Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote...

>> >
>> > I just ordered a new unlocked Samsung Galaxy S-20 5G Ultra with the extra
>> > 512K memory. Go big, or go home... right?
>>
>> Nice phone. I'm going to get a 7T Pro 5G McLaren. Half the memory at 256GB
>>
>> 48 MP Main Camera, 21 hours of talk time, 9.5 days standby time. $900.
>>
>> Yours is $700 more, but for what? I had a S7, and after a week, I turned it
>> back in, when the phones were catching on fire.
>
>That's okay. Your phone sounds nice too...

I don't know MK wastes her money. She can't even text
right, FFS!