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Aug 25, 2020, 9:45:43 PM8/25/20
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don't you see all the people here telling you to fk off ,
that's because they really wany you to fk off ,
no one here likes you and most don't give a fk how you live ,
mostly because everyone knows it's just more bullshit ,
the sad part is you're so see through anyone can tell it's bullshit

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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Aug 25, 2020, 9:54:05 PM8/25/20
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Wany me to fk off? What does that even mean?

Photographs don't lie and you're just so jealous
that I don't have to worry about power outages
and you do. I hope the next time your power
goes out that TWYLW nags the hell outta you.

LOL

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Aug 25, 2020, 10:13:42 PM8/25/20
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On 2020-08-25 6:54 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Tue, 25 Aug 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> don't you see all the people here telling you to fk off ,
>> that's because they really wany you to fk off ,
>> no one here likes you and most don't give a fk how you live ,
>> mostly because everyone knows it's just more bullshit ,
>> the sad part is you're so see through anyone can tell it's bullshit
>
> Wany me to fk off? What does that even mean?
>
> Photographs don't lie and you're just so jealous
> that I don't have to worry about power outages
> and you do. I hope the next time your power
> goes out that TWYLW nags the hell outta you.
>
> LOL
>
of course photographs lie , stupid ,
the power doesn't go out here the town has a back up ,
gawd you're stupid again your lies are so obvious ,
the man who lives like a king on tv dinners , lol ,
i don't know what a TWYLW is and wany means how little attention i pay ,
when i reply to bullshit nobodys like you ,
you make fran look smart

Sn!pe

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Aug 26, 2020, 5:06:05 AM8/26/20
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Fran? Ouch!
You certainly know how to kick a guy when he's down.

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Aug 26, 2020, 10:15:44 PM8/26/20
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Greg, assworm wants your TV dinners.
LOL

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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Aug 26, 2020, 10:18:42 PM8/26/20
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On Wed, 26 Aug 2020 19:15:41 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <ram...@usarmy.com> wrote:

<...>

>Greg, assworm wants your TV dinners.
>LOL

The assworm wants my summer sausage even more.

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Aug 26, 2020, 11:37:57 PM8/26/20
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On 2020-08-26 7:18 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Wed, 26 Aug 2020 19:15:41 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <ram...@usarmy.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
>> Greg, assworm wants your TV dinners.
>> LOL
>
> The assworm wants my summer sausage even more.
>
> LOL
>
and i proved your a gerk again ,
go make up some friends and sock them out here

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Aug 30, 2020, 9:09:09 PM8/30/20
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Ms Kitty

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> .
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> https://globalnews.ca/news/7306938/section-of-coquitlam-crunch-closed-after-bear-filmed-swatting-at-jogger/

That is not surprising, I was checking out the Appalachian trail right by my
house in north Georgia, and found a bear on a side trail. I quickly backed
up and ran as fast as I could, and the bear let me go. I wasn't very close,
like the woman in the video.



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Aug 30, 2020, 11:16:41 PM8/30/20
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they're all over the place around here ,
i guess it's time to start eating

Ms Kitty

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Aug 30, 2020, 11:32:57 PM8/30/20
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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I've never ate bear. But years ago, I went to a buffalo ranch and had a
burger. It was awesome! I saw a single pound of buffalo at the meat
counter the other day, and it was $10 per pound, where the best beef
hamburger is around $5.50 a pound.



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Aug 30, 2020, 11:39:19 PM8/30/20
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i meant time for the bears to eat ,
there's buffalo ranches a few miles from here ,
you can watch the whole process right up to on the bun

Ms Kitty

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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That is cool. The place I went years ago in the early 1970s was "one of a
kind" in the USA at the time.

Have you, or do Canadians eat bear?



Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛

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do you Republicans eat your stillborn young like barn cats, or...?

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some people do it's dark meat tender but heavy like a porter house ,
most people like the paws for medicinal purposes and ancient rituals

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Aug 31, 2020, 12:20:17 AM8/31/20
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do you post bare

Ms Kitty

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I actually like the dark meat on chickens. . .but I love porterhouse beef
steaks, too, so I would probably love it.


> most people like the paws for medicinal purposes and ancient rituals

That is kind of weird.


Ms Kitty

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"%" wrote:
> On 2020-08-30 9:00 p.m., Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner ??? wrote:
>>
>> do you Republicans eat your stillborn young like barn cats, or...?

No, do you eat roadkill, retard?

>>
>>
> do you post bare

no, not always


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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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On Sun, 30 Aug 2020 22:14:40 -0500 Ms Kitty put forth the following
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You know what you look like when you run from a predator?
Dinner.

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>
https://youtu.be/8XPQK6bTkQc

Right up your alley...

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"Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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So far, very nice! Stop talking about my alley, Gerk will go crazy!



Ms Kitty

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"Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Sun, 30 Aug 2020 22:14:40 -0500 Ms Kitty put forth the following
> notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:dee84n....@news.alt.net...
>> > .
>> >
>> > https://globalnews.ca/news/7306938/section-of-coquitlam-crunch-closed-after-bear-filmed-swatting-at-jogger/
>>
>> That is not surprising, I was checking out the Appalachian trail right by
>> my
>> house in north Georgia, and found a bear on a side trail. I quickly
>> backed
>> up and ran as fast as I could, and the bear let me go. I wasn't very
>> close,
>> like the woman in the video.
>
> You know what you look like when you run from a predator?
> Dinner.

I thought about that, believe me. So what are you supposed to do? I wasn't
confronted like the woman in persents video. What should she do?



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it's big fk'in money that's what it is the poachers have a good old time
and rake in some righteous bucks

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On 2020-08-31 9:40 a.m., Skeeter wrote:
> On Sun, 30 Aug 2020 22:39:48 -0700, Checkmate
> <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> Checkmate.
>>
>> On Sun, 30 Aug 2020 22:14:40 -0500 Ms Kitty put forth the following
>> notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:dee84n....@news.alt.net...
>>>> .
>>>>
>>>> https://globalnews.ca/news/7306938/section-of-coquitlam-crunch-closed-after-bear-filmed-swatting-at-jogger/
>>>
>>> That is not surprising, I was checking out the Appalachian trail right by my
>>> house in north Georgia, and found a bear on a side trail. I quickly backed
>>> up and ran as fast as I could, and the bear let me go. I wasn't very close,
>>> like the woman in the video.
>>
>> You know what you look like when you run from a predator?
>> Dinner.
>
>
> Running is the worst thing you can do.
>
and don't try that old play dead bull

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i hear that every talent night at the coffee place

vallor

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On Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:35:56 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

> On Sun, 30 Aug 2020 23:00:10 -0500, Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner ??
> <ro...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 30 Aug 2020 22:55:30 -0500, LO AND BEHOLD; "Ms Kitty"
>><Mi...@Kitty.net> determined that the following was of great importance
>>and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>><deehsl....@news.alt.net>:
>>
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>>???????????
>>??????????? "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message ???????????
>>news:deegu8....@news.alt.net...
>>??????????? ??????????? On 2020-08-30 8:32 p.m., Ms ? wrote:
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>message ??????????? ??????????? ???????????
>>news:deefjq....@news.alt.net...
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? On 2020-08-30 8:14 p.m.,
>>Ms ? wrote:
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? "%"
>><per...@gmail.com> wrote in message ??????????? ??????????? ???????????
>>??????????? ??????????? news:dee84n....@news.alt.net...
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ???????????
>>.
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ???????????
>>https://globalnews.ca/news/7306938/section-of-coquitlam-crunch-closed-a
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ???????????
>>fter-bear-filmed-swatting-at-jogger/
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? That is not
>>surprising, I was checking out the Appalachian trail right ???????????
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? by my house in north
>>Georgia, and found a bear on a side trail. I ??????????? ???????????
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? quickly backed up and ran as fast as
>>I could, and the bear let me go.
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? I wasn't
>>very close, like the woman in the video.
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? they're all over the
>>place around here , i guess it's time to start ??????????? ???????????
>>??????????? ??????????? eating ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? I've
>>never ate bear. But years ago, I went to a buffalo ranch and had a
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? burger. It was awesome! I saw a
>>single pound of buffalo at the meat ??????????? ??????????? ???????????
>>counter the other day, and it was $10 per pound, where the best beef
>>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? hamburger is around $5.50 a pound.
>>??????????? ??????????? i meant time for the bears to eat , there's
>>buffalo ranches a few miles ??????????? ??????????? from here , you can
>>watch the whole process right up to on the bun ???????????
>>??????????? That is cool. The place I went years ago in the early 1970s
>>was "one of ??????????? a kind" in the USA at the time.
>>???????????
>>??????????? Have you, or do Canadians eat bear?
>>???????????
>>???????????
>>???????????
>>
>>do you Republicans eat your stillborn young like barn cats, or...?
>>
> Look who comes out of the woodwork to snag some attention. Well here it
> is, now kindly fuck off.

Well, why don't you cry about it some more?

Checkmate

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On 31 Aug 2020 17:11:36 GMT vallor put forth the following notion,
which was duly noted and recorded:


>
Why are all your posts about other people supposedly crying, Sniffles?
You've been bawling nonstop for days.

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Sun, 30 Aug 2020 20:39:18 -0700, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>i meant time for the bears to eat ,
>there's buffalo ranches a few miles from here ,
>you can watch the whole process right up to on the bun

I always carry a couple apples in my pockets
when I walk the woodland trails around these
here parts. Bears like humans who give them
an apple. First, all you have to do is lay one the
trail as you calmly walk away. They will stop
to eat it and let you go.

Then, when they get used to you, you can feed
them an apple from your hand and they like
you more. Horses like apples and so do cattle
and deer. Apples are a great gift food. Even
squirrels like apple pieces.

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Mon, 31 Aug 2020 01:21:14 -0500, "Ms Kitty" <Mi...@Kitty.net> wrote:

>I thought about that, believe me. So what are you supposed to do? I wasn't
>confronted like the woman in persents video. What should she do?

You make yourself look as large as possible.

Stand on your toes and raise your arms above
your head. Have a big rock in one hand and a
big stick in the other. Use them if the bear
becomes a close-in threat. Most any animal,
even bears, are aware that a meal that injures
them too badly might be their last meal.

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Mon, 31 Aug 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

>and don't try that old play dead bull

Correct! The ONLY time that might work is if the
bear is full.

%

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On 2020-08-31 1:29 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Mon, 31 Aug 2020, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> and don't try that old play dead bull
>
> Correct! The ONLY time that might work is if the
> bear is full.
>
they're never full and they'll kill you and bury you for later

Ms Kitty

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Sounds crazy, like the people that poach ivory and other stuff they think
makes them horny.



Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛

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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ burger. It was awesome! I saw a single pound of buffalo at the meat
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ counter the other day, and it was $10 per pound, where the best beef
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ hamburger is around $5.50 a pound.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ i meant time for the bears to eat , there's buffalo ranches a few miles
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ from here , you can watch the whole process right up to on the bun
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ That is cool. The place I went years ago in the early 1970s was "one of
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ a kind" in the USA at the time. Have you, or do Canadians eat bear?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ some people do it's dark meat tender but heavy like a porter house ,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I actually like the dark meat on chickens. . .but I love porterhouse
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ beef steaks, too, so I would probably love it.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ most people like the paws for medicinal purposes and ancient rituals
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ That is kind of weird.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ it's big fk'in money that's what it is the poachers have a good old time
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ and rake in some righteous bucks
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Sounds crazy, like the people that poach ivory and other stuff they
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ think makes them horny.
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are you calling capitalism "CRAZY"???

i didn't even know that you were a marxist.

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