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May 6, 2020, 8:28:55 PM5/6/20
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He might be over in in ABC...

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May 6, 2020, 8:47:06 PM5/6/20
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On 2020-05-06 5:28 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
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> He might be over in in ABC...
>
not up your bum or you'd feel it

The Right And The Powerful

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May 6, 2020, 9:17:38 PM5/6/20
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On Wed, 6 May 2020 17:28:53 -0700, Checkmate
<More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
>He might be over in in ABC...

There's sure a lot of pictures. Where's all this muny coming from? I
guess you're one of those wise guys oh I mean rich guys.

Checkmate

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May 7, 2020, 1:37:22 PM5/7/20
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Wed, 6 May 2020 17:47:05 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On 2020-05-06 5:28 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> >
> > He might be over in in ABC...
> >
> not up your bum or you'd feel it

You haven't found him yet, so I guess you can't feel it either. I posted
some house pics and stuff in our sekrit froup.

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May 7, 2020, 2:04:12 PM5/7/20
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On 2020-05-07 10:37 a.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Wed, 6 May 2020 17:47:05 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
> which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On 2020-05-06 5:28 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
>>>
>>> He might be over in in ABC...
>>>
>> not up your bum or you'd feel it
>
> You haven't found him yet, so I guess you can't feel it either. I posted
> some house pics and stuff in our sekrit froup.
>
i dumped that froup i can't open your pics

Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛

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May 7, 2020, 2:07:32 PM5/7/20
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On Thu, 7 May 2020 11:04:11 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; % <per...@gmail.com>
determined that the following was of great importance and subsequently
decided to freely share it with us in <d4u83u....@news.alt.net>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On 2020-05-07 10:37 a.m., 💩 wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 💩. On Wed, 6 May 2020 17:47:05 -0700 % put forth the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On 2020-05-06 5:28 p.m., 💩 wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ He might be over in in ABC...
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ not up your bum or you'd feel it
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ You haven't found him yet, so I guess you can't feel it either. I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ posted some house pics and stuff in our sekrit froup.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ i dumped that froup i can't open your pics
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

he must be too stupid to upload pics of his warped and rotting gables to a proper image hosting site.

"nads" won't comment on this poast...

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seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
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"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
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Bill (not Jillians)

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May 7, 2020, 2:36:25 PM5/7/20
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On 5/7/2020 1:37 PM, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Wed, 6 May 2020 17:47:05 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
> which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On 2020-05-06 5:28 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
>>>
>>> He might be over in in ABC...
>>>
>> not up your bum or you'd feel it
>
> You haven't found him yet, so I guess you can't feel it either. I posted
> some house pics and stuff in our sekrit froup.

I saw them. That was a lotta work and one nasty burn! Has it healed?


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May 7, 2020, 2:42:00 PM5/7/20
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i made him do that

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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May 7, 2020, 3:04:01 PM5/7/20
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On Thu, 7 May 2020 11:41:58 -0700, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>On 2020-05-07 11:36 a.m., Bill (not Jillians) wrote:
>> On 5/7/2020 1:37 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>>>    On Wed, 6 May 2020 17:47:05 -0700  % put forth the following notion...
>>>> On 2020-05-06 5:28 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> He might be over in in ABC...
>>>>>
>>>> not up your bum or you'd feel it
>>>
>>> You haven't found him yet, so I guess you can't feel it either.  I posted
>>> some house pics and stuff in our sekrit froup.
>>
>> I saw them.  That was a lotta work and one nasty burn!  Has it healed?
>>
>i made him do that

Thanks.

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Checkmate

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On Thu, 7 May 2020 11:04:11 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On 2020-05-07 10:37 a.m., Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate.
> >
> > On Wed, 6 May 2020 17:47:05 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
> > which was duly noted and recorded:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2020-05-06 5:28 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> >>>
> >>> He might be over in in ABC...
> >>>
> >> not up your bum or you'd feel it
> >
> > You haven't found him yet, so I guess you can't feel it either. I posted
> > some house pics and stuff in our sekrit froup.
> >
> i dumped that froup i can't open your pics

I can, but it looks like a couple of them are missing some parts.

Checkmate

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May 7, 2020, 3:51:53 PM5/7/20
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On Thu, 7 May 2020 14:36:19 -0400 Bill (not Jillians) put forth the
following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On 5/7/2020 1:37 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate.
> >
> > On Wed, 6 May 2020 17:47:05 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
> > which was duly noted and recorded:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2020-05-06 5:28 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> >>>
> >>> He might be over in in ABC...
> >>>
> >> not up your bum or you'd feel it
> >
> > You haven't found him yet, so I guess you can't feel it either. I posted
> > some house pics and stuff in our sekrit froup.
>
> I saw them. That was a lotta work and one nasty burn! Has it healed?

Healed completely. You can't even see where it was now.

Checkmate

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Checkmate.

On Thu, 07 May 2020 15:04:01 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> On Thu, 7 May 2020 11:41:58 -0700, % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On 2020-05-07 11:36 a.m., Bill (not Jillians) wrote:
> >> On 5/7/2020 1:37 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> >>>    On Wed, 6 May 2020 17:47:05 -0700  % put forth the following notion...
> >>>> On 2020-05-06 5:28 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> He might be over in in ABC...
> >>>>>
> >>>> not up your bum or you'd feel it
> >>>
> >>> You haven't found him yet, so I guess you can't feel it either.  I posted
> >>> some house pics and stuff in our sekrit froup.
> >>
> >> I saw them.  That was a lotta work and one nasty burn!  Has it healed?
> >>
> >i made him do that
>
> Thanks.

You will both soon learn to F33R MY RATH!

Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛

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May 8, 2020, 2:40:23 AM5/8/20
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On Thu, 7 May 2020 12:44:50 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; The Pathetic
Anti-Muslim Wannabe Homegrown Terrorist Posting as "💩
<More.Bul...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<d4ue0m....@news.alt.net>:

🐸Warning!AlwayswearANSIapprovedsafetygoggleswhenreadingpostsby
🐸💩.
🐸
🐸OnThu,7May202011:04:11-0700%putforththefollowingnotion,
🐸whichwasdulynotedandrecorded:
🐸
🐸
🐸🐸On2020-05-0710:37a.m.,💩wrote:
🐸🐸🐸Warning!AlwayswearANSIapprovedsafetygoggleswhenreadingpostsby
🐸🐸🐸💩.OnWed,6May202017:47:05-0700%putforththe
🐸🐸🐸followingnotion,whichwasdulynotedandrecorded:
🐸🐸🐸🐸On2020-05-065:28p.m.,💩wrote:
🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸HemightbeoverininABC...
🐸🐸🐸🐸notupyourbumoryou'dfeelit
🐸🐸🐸Youhaven'tfoundhimyet,soIguessyoucan'tfeeliteither.I
🐸🐸🐸postedsomehousepicsandstuffinoursekritfroup.
🐸🐸idumpedthatfroupican'topenyourpics
🐸
🐸Ican,butitlookslikeacoupleofthemaremissingsomeparts.
🐸

perhaps there's some way you can over-complicate sharing a few pics in such a way that everything just shuffles itself right back to normal?

LOL
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