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Ms Kitty

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Aug 30, 2020, 11:59:30 PM8/30/20
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Reminds me of an old boyfriend. . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYRfUoR9Q4Y

I got to meet him at Tulsa International, back when he flew in to my FBO,
where I worked and met many famous people.

I've even got the brochure around here somewhere.



Checkmate

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On Sun, 30 Aug 2020 22:59:28 -0500 Ms Kitty put forth the following
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Can I have your autograph? I met The Man Who Met Andy Griffith once.

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"Checkmate" <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Sun, 30 Aug 2020 22:59:28 -0500 Ms Kitty put forth the following
> notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> Reminds me of an old boyfriend. . .
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYRfUoR9Q4Y
>>
>> I got to meet him at Tulsa International, back when he flew in to my FBO,
>> where I worked and met many famous people.
>>
>> I've even got the brochure around here somewhere.
>
> Can I have your autograph? I met The Man Who Met Andy Griffith once.

Maybe. Opie Taylor was born in Lawton, OK.

You lived in California and never met Andy back in the day? God forbid!

I went to lunch with my boss, Elaine one day, and we were having lunch, and
I told her that guy over there looked like Rock Hudson. She looked at kinda
laughed at me and said, "why would Rock Hudson be in this place, at this
time". I blew it off, and the next day it was in the paper, that he showed
up that day for a funeral.

Too bad she acted like I was stupid, I would have walked over and talked to
the said guy.



"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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Aug 31, 2020, 12:31:24 PM8/31/20
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On Mon, 31 Aug 2020, "Ms Kitty" <Mi...@Kitty.net> wrote:

<...>

>You lived in California and never met Andy back in the day? God forbid!
>
>I went to lunch with my boss, Elaine one day, and we were having lunch, and
>I told her that guy over there looked like Rock Hudson. She looked at kinda
>laughed at me and said, "why would Rock Hudson be in this place, at this
>time". I blew it off, and the next day it was in the paper, that he showed
>up that day for a funeral.
>
>Too bad she acted like I was stupid, I would have walked over and talked to
>the said guy.

She acted appropriately.

<titters>

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Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛

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On Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:44:26 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; Skeeter Skeeter Fake
News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
<Sc...@invalid.invalid>" determined that the following was of great
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<i6aqkf10gt8mm8455...@4ax.com>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡OnSun,30Aug202022:59:28-0500,"Ms🐱"<Miss@🐱.net>wrote:
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡DidyouknowLionelRitchiewrotethatsong?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

kenny also did trippy hippy music back in the day. he'll take a free song from anyone. he's a freeloader marxist.

"4 out of 5 pet rocks" won't comment on this poast...

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Aug 31, 2020, 1:16:45 PM8/31/20
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On Mon, 31 Aug 2020 11:48:39 -0500, Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛
wrote:

> On Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:44:26 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; Skeeter Skeeter Fake
> News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
> <Sc...@invalid.invalid>" determined that the following was of great
> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> <i6aqkf10gt8mm8455...@4ax.com>:
>
> ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡OnSun,30Aug202022:59:28-0500,"Ms🐱"<Miss@🐱.net>wrote:
> ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
> ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡Remindsmeofanoldboyfriend...
> ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?
=ZYRfUoR9Q4YIgottomeethimatTulsa
>
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡International,backwhenheflewintomyFBO,whereIworkedandmet
>
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> ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡DidyouknowLionelRitchiewrotethatsong?
> ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
>
> kenny also did trippy hippy music back in the day. he'll take a free
> song from anyone. he's a freeloader marxist.

Now you've done it -- ol' Squatter is going to turn on the water works
again.

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Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛

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On 31 Aug 2020 17:16:44 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; vallor <val...@cultnix.org>
determined that the following was of great importance and subsequently
decided to freely share it with us in
<hr4pjs...@mid.individual.net>:

> On Mon, 31 Aug 2020 11:48:39 -0500, 💩's Owner
> 🐶笛 wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:44:26 -0600, LO AND BEHOLD; Skeeter Skeeter Fake
> > News Bleater - Exploded Everyone's Irony Meters "Skeeter
> > <Sc...@invalid.invalid>" determined that the following was of great
> > importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> > <i6aqkf10gt8mm8455...@4ax.com>:
> > >OnSun,30Aug202022:59:28-0500,"Ms🐱"<
> > Miss@🐱.net>wrote: >
> > >>Remin
> > dsmeofanoldboyfriend...
> > >>https
> > ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=?UTF-8?B?PQ=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?==?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=?
> =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=ZYRfUoR9Q4YIgottomeethimatTulsa
> >
> >>Intern
> ational,backwhenheflewintomyFBO,whereIworkedandmet
> >
> >>manyfa
> mouspeople.I'veevengotthebrochurearoundheresomewhere.
> > >DidyouknowLionelRitchiewrotethatsong?
> > > kenny also did trippy hippy music
> > back in the day. he'll take a free song from anyone. he's a
> > freeloader marxist.
>
> Now you've done it -- ol' Squatter is going to turn on the water works
> again.

i didn't realize they were ever turned "off"? :-O

Checkmate

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On Mon, 31 Aug 2020 12:31:22 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
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>
> On Mon, 31 Aug 2020, "Ms Kitty" <Mi...@Kitty.net> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
> >You lived in California and never met Andy back in the day? God forbid!
> >
> >I went to lunch with my boss, Elaine one day, and we were having lunch, and
> >I told her that guy over there looked like Rock Hudson. She looked at kinda
> >laughed at me and said, "why would Rock Hudson be in this place, at this
> >time". I blew it off, and the next day it was in the paper, that he showed
> >up that day for a funeral.
> >
> >Too bad she acted like I was stupid, I would have walked over and talked to
> >the said guy.
>
> She acted appropriately.
>
> <titters>

Do you know how AIDS got to California?



It came in the rear end of an old Hudson...

"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."

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On Mon, 31 Aug 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>Do you know how AIDS got to California?
>
>
>
>It came in the rear end of an old Hudson...

A piece of the Rock!

Ms Kitty

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"Skeeter" <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
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> Did you know Lionel Ritchie wrote that song?

Yes, and I recall he sang it too.



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>
All night long.
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