Re: How the Troll is Played

[Colonel Edmund J. Burke]

On 6/22/2020 8:30 AM, Darlene Jacobsen New Norway, AB) wrote:
> First, you need a willing victim, then you add a dash of vulgarity and top it off with naming names ...
> Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn
> Beware they are evil
>

I recognize not these names, dear heart.

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On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 08:46:33 -0700 (PDT), LO AND BEHOLD; "Darlene
Jacobsen New Norway, AB)" <darlen...@gmail.com> determined that the
following was of great importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
<1993d418-9483-4340...@googlegroups.com>:

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hi gerg.

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[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 17:32:12 +0100 Mr On!on put forth the following
notion, which was duly noted and recorded:

>
> Darlene Jacobsen New Norway, AB) <darlen...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > First, you need a willing victim, then you add a dash of vulgarity and top
> > it off with naming names ... Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet
> > scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn Beware they are evil
>
>

> Bob Dylan will get you!
>

Harley-Har-Har!

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[%]

On 2020-06-22 9:32 a.m., Mr On!on wrote:
> Darlene Jacobsen New Norway, AB) <darlen...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> First, you need a willing victim, then you add a dash of vulgarity and top
>> it off with naming names ... Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet
>> scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn Beware they are evil
>
>
> Bob Dylan will get you!
>
>

you've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend

[KWills]

In article <aedea8d9-ecf7-4410...@googlegroups.com>,
darlen...@gmail.com says...
>
> Hey, buddy old pal, I am a troll, and trolls don?t need friends.
>
you want a ride on my rascal scooter

https://imgur.com/a/a6nGneS

[%]

On 2020-06-22 11:45 a.m., Mr On!on wrote:

> I'll always be your fiend, %.
>
>
it's the lyrics to a bob dylan song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=aehwEu8SBSo&feature=emb_logo

[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 11:28:28 -0700 % put forth the following notion,

which was duly noted and recorded:


>

When you were down, she just stood there grinning.

[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 11:59:23 -0700 % put forth the following notion,

which was duly noted and recorded:


>

I wish for just one day, Darlene could stand inside our shoes...

[%]

On 2020-06-22 12:18 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 11:28:28 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
> which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On 2020-06-22 9:32 a.m., Mr On!on wrote:
>>> Darlene Jacobsen New Norway, AB) <darlen...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> First, you need a willing victim, then you add a dash of vulgarity and top
>>>> it off with naming names ... Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet
>>>> scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn Beware they are evil
>>>
>>>
>>> Bob Dylan will get you!
>>>
>>>
>> you've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend
>
> When you were down, she just stood there grinning.
>

i thought onion was a male

[%]

On 2020-06-22 12:20 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 11:59:23 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
> which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On 2020-06-22 11:45 a.m., Mr On!on wrote:
>>> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2020-06-22 9:32 a.m., Mr On!on wrote:
>>>>> Darlene Jacobsen New Norway, AB) <darlen...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> First, you need a willing victim, then you add a dash of vulgarity and top
>>>>>> it off with naming names ... Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet
>>>>>> scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn Beware they are evil
>>>>>
>>>>> Bob Dylan will get you!
>>>>
>>>> you've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend
>>>
>>> I'll always be your fiend, %.
>>>
>>>
>> it's the lyrics to a bob dylan song
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=aehwEu8SBSo&feature=emb_logo
>
> I wish for just one day, Darlene could stand inside our shoes...
>

it would be unfitting

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, % put forth the following notion...

<...>

>> it's the lyrics to a bob dylan song
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=aehwEu8SBSo&feature=emb_logo
>
>I wish for just one day, Darlene could stand inside our shoes...

I wish for just one night, Darlene would "lay lady lay, lay across
my big brass bed." Hell, I'd even settle for Rachel.

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thøreau

[%]

On 2020-06-22 12:31 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, % put forth the following notion...
>
> <...>
>
>>> it's the lyrics to a bob dylan song
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=aehwEu8SBSo&feature=emb_logo
>>
>> I wish for just one day, Darlene could stand inside our shoes...
>
> I wish for just one night, Darlene would "lay lady lay, lay across
> my big brass bed." Hell, I'd even settle for Rachel.
>

you got the wrong words , it goes like this

I wish for just one night, Darlene would "lay lady lay, lay across

> my big ass head." Hell, I'd even settle for Rachel.

[%]

On 2020-06-22 12:40 p.m., Mr On!on wrote:
> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>

> The "Mr" in Mr On!on is a clue.
>
>
then why did you get called a she

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On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 15:31:37 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, % put forth the following notion...
>
> <...>
>
> >> it's the lyrics to a bob dylan song
> >>
> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=aehwEu8SBSo&feature=emb_logo
> >
> >I wish for just one day, Darlene could stand inside our shoes...
>
> I wish for just one night, Darlene would "lay lady lay, lay across
> my big brass bed." Hell, I'd even settle for Rachel.

Damn, you're desperate!

[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 12:38:05 -0700 % put forth the following notion,

which was duly noted and recorded:


>

That got a little lol out of me.

[%]

On 2020-06-22 12:55 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 12:38:05 -0700 % put forth the following notion,
> which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On 2020-06-22 12:31 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
>>> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, % put forth the following notion...
>>>
>>> <...>
>>>
>>>>> it's the lyrics to a bob dylan song
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=aehwEu8SBSo&feature=emb_logo
>>>>
>>>> I wish for just one day, Darlene could stand inside our shoes...
>>>
>>> I wish for just one night, Darlene would "lay lady lay, lay across
>>> my big brass bed." Hell, I'd even settle for Rachel.
>>>
>> you got the wrong words , it goes like this
>>
>> I wish for just one night, Darlene would "lay lady lay, lay across
>> > my big ass head." Hell, I'd even settle for Rachel.
>
> That got a little lol out of me.
>

it's an inside thing so it is just a simper

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 12:54:28 -0700, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 15:31:37 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth ...

>> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, % put forth the following notion...
>>
>> <...>
>>
>> >> it's the lyrics to a bob dylan song
>> >>
>> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=aehwEu8SBSo&feature=emb_logo
>> >
>> >I wish for just one day, Darlene could stand inside our shoes...
>>
>> I wish for just one night, Darlene would "lay lady lay, lay across
>> my big brass bed." Hell, I'd even settle for Rachel.
>
>Damn, you're desperate!

I don't wanna marry them, just wanna fuck them.
I have learned in my long life that just about every
woman is worth fucking once.

[%]

> Dunno. Maybe the person who said it is stoopid or sumfink.
>
oh , ok , i didn't know

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On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 16:01:46 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 12:54:28 -0700, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 15:31:37 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth ...
> >> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> > On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, % put forth the following notion...
> >>
> >> <...>
> >>
> >> >> it's the lyrics to a bob dylan song
> >> >>
> >> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=aehwEu8SBSo&feature=emb_logo
> >> >
> >> >I wish for just one day, Darlene could stand inside our shoes...
> >>
> >> I wish for just one night, Darlene would "lay lady lay, lay across
> >> my big brass bed." Hell, I'd even settle for Rachel.
> >
> >Damn, you're desperate!
>
> I don't wanna marry them, just wanna fuck them.
> I have learned in my long life that just about every
> woman is worth fucking once.

Not fatties or old psychotic bitches like Darlene.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 16:14:45 -0700, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 16:01:46 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

<...>

>> I don't wanna marry them, just wanna fuck them.
>> I have learned in my long life that just about every
>> woman is worth fucking once.
>
>Not fatties or old psychotic bitches like Darlene.

Darlene, with her dozen or so personalities,
would be loads of fun. A man could fuck her
every day for a week straight and have
somebody different every night.

Sybil's (Shirley Ardell Mason) got nothing on
Darlene.

[Darlene Jacobsen New Norway, AB)]

All my friends are coming tonight for a campfire
Have a great evening

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, "Darlene Jacobsen New Norway, AB)" <darlen...@gmail.com> wrote:

>All my friends are coming tonight for a campfire
>Have a great evening

Wear a mask. We don't want you coming down
with the COVID-19 sickness.

[Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛]

On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 20:01:55 -0400, LO AND BEHOLD; Sir Gerg teh Yechh
Master "=?utf-8?Q?=22Sir_H=C3=B8mer_Hall=2C___E?==?utf-8?Q?sq=2E=22?=
<greg_hall@h=?UTF-8?B?w7g=?=me.fake>" determined that the following was

of great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us

in <gih2ff5pinl2c88ne...@4ax.com>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Mon, 22 Jun 2020, "Darlene Jacobsen New Norway, AB)" =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ <darlen...@gmail.com> wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ All my friends are coming tonight for a campfire Have a great evening=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=20
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Wear a mask. We don't want you coming down with the COVID-19 sickness.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ --=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=20 Yours Truly, Sir Greg=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=C3=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=B8ry
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ "I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ only=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ it had to =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not
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✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

how many times per day do you typically nymshift?

[Darlene Jacobsen New Norway, AB)]

We don’t have any cases of the virus anywhere near me. We are all fine, and quite frankly I am happy to live in a remote area. We follow the rules and we live in peace