America done gone and fucked itself up the ass

[SWD]

Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?

[Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate]

On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:06:49 PM UTC-6, SWD wrote:
> Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?

Join Us ,

[Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate]

On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:06:49 PM UTC-6, SWD wrote:

> Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?

Get rid of Trump- join us and pledge allegiance to Queen Elizabeth

[%]

i can't because i live in an independent country

[Colonel Edmund J. Burke]

I'd like to fall into Darlene's crotch.

[Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate]

I’d like to fk Kerry

[The Right And The Powerful]

On Wed, 08 Apr 2020 15:30:45 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid>
wrote:

>On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 21:06:49 -0000 (UTC), SWD <s...@whitehouse.gov>
>wrote:

>
>>Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?
>

>I have one I can lease you. But let it be known Kensi and Dar Dar are
>also staying there.

Lol! Motley Crew.

[The Right And The Powerful]

Not quite:

"In 1982, Canada adopted its own constitution and became a completely
independent country. Although it's still part of the British
Commonwealth—a constitutional monarchy that accepts the British
monarch as its own. Elizabeth II is Queen of Canada"

Why did you wait so long. We kicked the king's ass over two hundred
years ago.

[The Right And The Powerful]

Kerry is a fat fig of your own fetid imaginings. Show me the pictures
or gtfo.

[Nadegda]

Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!

... says the kook who keeps talking about a "Paul" who is a figment of
*his* fetid imagination.

<snicker>

--
FNVWe Nadegda

"By all means, compare these shitheads to Nazis. Again and again. I'm with
you." -- Mike Godwin, Aug 13, 2017, 8:03 PM
% <per...@gmail.com> admits he has erectile dysfunction:
<cue8up....@news.alt.net>

[Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate]

When my name gets posted, his name get posted,
Eye for an eye 👁

[%]

nope

[Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate]

Yes Kerry

[%]

no

[Byker]

"SWD" wrote in message news:r6led9$e4e$1...@news.mixmin.net...

>
> Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?

Would this help?: https://www.shtfplan.com/

[The Right And The Powerful]

On Wed, 08 Apr 2020 17:09:49 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid>
wrote:

>Girls Girls Girls
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ

If only they looked liked that and were REAL underneath. Yeah.

[The Right And The Powerful]

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 15:58:53 -0700 (PDT), Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs

Checkmate <jacod...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 4:22:56 PM UTC-6, The Right And The Powerful wrote:
>> On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 14:52:47 -0700 (PDT), Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs
>> Checkmate <jacod...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:47:15 PM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> >> On 4/8/2020 2:41 PM, Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate wrote:
>> >> > On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:06:49 PM UTC-6, SWD wrote:
>> >> >> Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?
>> >> >
>> >> > Get rid of Trump- join us and pledge allegiance to Queen Elizabeth
>> >> >
>> >> I'd like to fall into Darlene's crotch.
>> >
>> >I’d like to fk Kerry
>>
>> Kerry is a fat fig of your own fetid imaginings. Show me the pictures
>> or gtfo.
>
>When my name gets posted, his name get posted,

>Eye for an eye ?

And as always you don't answer the question because you're just
chickenshit. There is no Kerry.

[Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate]

They will be putting ankle bracelets on all of you next, like I said, ditch Trump and join us or you will be swallowed up by The commies

[Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate]

What question? I am not afraid of anything and yes there is a Kerry Chatwin, Although I cannot verify if he posts to Usenet, but I have nothing to
Lose
Do you have something to lose if he does post to Usenet and is in fact the boss?

[The Right And The Powerful]

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 18:05:04 -0700 (PDT), Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs

Firstly, you haven't even demonstraited this Kerry guy even exists.
Why should anyone take your word for it when you've admitted you're a
troll? Okay, lay down on that couch over there and start at the
beginning. When did you first feel you were being persecuted? Was it
by someone on the 'internet'? Please give some details. Oh, and you
have a lot to lose if no-one pays the slightest bit of attention to
you. I know that would just kill you. So, get to posting willya.

[Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate]

I don’t feel persecuted, I am happy and I have all I could ask for. I troll the trolls, and they happen to be Kerry and Angela Chatwin and a Guy named David Ritz , and a jealous fag named Checkmate aka Haley Hahn

You just don’t get it, do you?
I have nothing to lose

[The Right And The Powerful]

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 18:25:57 -0700 (PDT), Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs

Oh, I get 'it' alright. I just don't want 'it'. You can have 'it' and
keep 'it'. If you want to post about more mundane and normal stuff go
right ahead.

[David Ritz]

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[%]

very nice , i see this

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 21:06:49 -0000 (UTC) SWD put forth the following
notion, which was duly noted and recorded:

>
> Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?

I have one, but there are no vacancies.

--
Checkmate ®
Copyright © 2020
all rights reserved

https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

***************************************************
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***************************************************

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[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 14:41:13 -0700 (PDT) Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs
Checkmate put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and
recorded:


>

> On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:06:49 PM UTC-6, SWD wrote:
> > Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?
>
> Get rid of Trump- join us and pledge allegiance to Queen Elizabeth

What kind of cunt tree lets a "Queen" run them? Doesn't she have a least
one little Prince who's a bit naughty?

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 14:52:47 -0700 (PDT) Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs

Checkmate put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and
recorded:


>

> I?d like to fk Kerry

But no man wants to "fk" you.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 14:47:14 -0700 Colonel Edmund J. Burke put forth the

following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

That Xi JinPIG Virus would be the least of your worries if you did. Do
you like seafood? Maybe a tossed crab salad?

[%]

On 2020-04-08 8:50 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 14:41:13 -0700 (PDT) Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs
> Checkmate put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and
> recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:06:49 PM UTC-6, SWD wrote:
>>> Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?
>>
>> Get rid of Trump- join us and pledge allegiance to Queen Elizabeth
>
> What kind of cunt tree lets a "Queen" run them? Doesn't she have a least
> one little Prince who's a bit naughty?
>

you guys need a serious lesson in british monarchy

[%]

On 2020-04-08 8:53 p.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 14:52:47 -0700 (PDT) Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs
> Checkmate put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and
> recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:47:15 PM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 4/8/2020 2:41 PM, Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:06:49 PM UTC-6, SWD wrote:
>>>>> Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?
>>>>
>>>> Get rid of Trump- join us and pledge allegiance to Queen Elizabeth
>>>>
>>> I'd like to fall into Darlene's crotch.
>>
>> I?d like to fk Kerry
>
> But no man wants to "fk" you.
>

i'm fk'ed i got it yesterday

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 18:00:57 -0700 (PDT) Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs

Checkmate put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and
recorded:


>

Swallow this...

~====3

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 18:05:04 -0700 (PDT) Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs

Checkmate put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and
recorded:


>

> On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 6:59:41 PM UTC-6, The Right And The Powerful wrote:
> > On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 15:58:53 -0700 (PDT), Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs
> > Checkmate <jacod...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > >On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 4:22:56 PM UTC-6, The Right And The Powerful wrote:
> > >> On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 14:52:47 -0700 (PDT), Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs
> > >> Checkmate <jacod...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:47:15 PM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> > >> >> On 4/8/2020 2:41 PM, Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate wrote:
> > >> >> > On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:06:49 PM UTC-6, SWD wrote:
> > >> >> >> Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > Get rid of Trump- join us and pledge allegiance to Queen Elizabeth
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> I'd like to fall into Darlene's crotch.
> > >> >

> > >> >I?d like to fk Kerry

> > >>
> > >> Kerry is a fat fig of your own fetid imaginings. Show me the pictures
> > >> or gtfo.
> > >
> > >When my name gets posted, his name get posted,
> > >Eye for an eye ?
> >
> > And as always you don't answer the question because you're just
> > chickenshit. There is no Kerry.
>
> What question? I am not afraid of anything and yes there is a Kerry Chatwin, Although I cannot verify if he posts to Usenet, but I have nothing to
> Lose
> Do you have something to lose if he does post to Usenet and is in fact the boss?

What mental afflictions have you been diagnosed with, Dar-Dar?

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 18:25:57 -0700 (PDT) Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs

Checkmate put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and
recorded:


>

> On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 7:20:15 PM UTC-6, The Right And The Powerful wrote:
> > On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 18:05:04 -0700 (PDT), Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs
> > Checkmate <jacod...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > >On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 6:59:41 PM UTC-6, The Right And The Powerful wrote:
> > >> On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 15:58:53 -0700 (PDT), Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs
> > >> Checkmate <jacod...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 4:22:56 PM UTC-6, The Right And The Powerful wrote:
> > >> >> On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 14:52:47 -0700 (PDT), Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs
> > >> >> Checkmate <jacod...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >> >On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:47:15 PM UTC-6, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> > >> >> >> On 4/8/2020 2:41 PM, Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs Checkmate wrote:
> > >> >> >> > On Wednesday, April 8, 2020 at 3:06:49 PM UTC-6, SWD wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> Anyone got a fallout shelter I can borrow before it all hits the fan?
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> > Get rid of Trump- join us and pledge allegiance to Queen Elizabeth
> > >> >> >> >
> > >> >> >> I'd like to fall into Darlene's crotch.
> > >> >> >

> > >> >> >I?d like to fk Kerry

> > >> >>
> > >> >> Kerry is a fat fig of your own fetid imaginings. Show me the pictures
> > >> >> or gtfo.
> > >> >
> > >> >When my name gets posted, his name get posted,
> > >> >Eye for an eye ?
> > >>
> > >> And as always you don't answer the question because you're just
> > >> chickenshit. There is no Kerry.
> > >
> > >What question? I am not afraid of anything and yes there is a Kerry Chatwin, Although I cannot verify if he posts to Usenet, but I have nothing to
> > >Lose
> > >Do you have something to lose if he does post to Usenet and is in fact the boss?
> >
> > Firstly, you haven't even demonstraited this Kerry guy even exists.
> > Why should anyone take your word for it when you've admitted you're a
> > troll? Okay, lay down on that couch over there and start at the
> > beginning. When did you first feel you were being persecuted? Was it
> > by someone on the 'internet'? Please give some details. Oh, and you
> > have a lot to lose if no-one pays the slightest bit of attention to
> > you. I know that would just kill you. So, get to posting willya.
>

> I don?t feel persecuted, I am happy and I have all I could ask for. I troll the trolls, and they happen to be Kerry and Angela Chatwin and a Guy named David Ritz , and a jealous fag named Checkmate aka Haley Hahn
>
> You just don?t get it, do you?

> I have nothing to lose

Certainly not your virginity, you little whore.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Thu, 9 Apr 2020, Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 8 Apr 2020, Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs

<...>

>> I don?t feel persecuted, I am happy and I have all I could ask for. I troll the trolls, and they happen to be Kerry and Angela Chatwin and a Guy named David Ritz , and a jealous fag named Checkmate aka Haley Hahn
>>
>> You just don?t get it, do you?
>> I have nothing to lose
>
>Certainly not your virginity, you little whore.

C'mon, now, Checky. Nobody's desperate enough
to actually PAY Darlene for sex.

--
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the
essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and
not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." __Henry David Thoreau

[Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛]

On Thu, 09 Apr 2020 21:17:00 -0400, LO AND BEHOLD; Sir Gerg teh Yechh
Master "=?utf-8?Q?=22Sir_H=C3=B8mer_Hall=2C__Es?==?utf-8?Q?q=2E=22?=
<greghall@h=?UTF-8?B?w7g=?=me.fake>" determined that the following was
of great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us
in <p5iv8ftf7kc17uh3h...@4ax.com>:

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Thu, 9 Apr 2020, 💩 <More.Bull.💩@gmail.com> wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Wed, 8 Apr 2020, Darlene Elizabeth Jacobsen vs=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=20
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ <...>
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I don?t feel persecuted, I am happy and I have all I could ask for. I =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ troll the trolls, and they happen to be Kerry and Angela Chatwin and a =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Guy named David Ritz , and a jealous fag named 💩 aka Haley
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Hahn=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=20
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=20 You just don?t get it, do you?=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=20 I have nothing to lose

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Certainly not your virginity, you little whore.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ C'mon, now, Checky. Nobody's desperate enough to actually PAY Darlene
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ for sex.

✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ --=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=20 Yours Truly, Sir Greg=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=C3=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?=B8ry
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ "I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ only=?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ it had to =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ lived." __Henry David =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= Thoreau
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡

you can tell by all the "=20" bullshit that appeared in 3 other nym's poasts at the same time when gerg adjusted his encoding settings on his broken newsreader that acts as a beacon telling everyone who his socks are.

i'm just waiting for a groundswell of people to notice his bungle.

"nads" won't comment on this poast...

--
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