Meredith, where have you gone?
Perchten93
Poppy? Are you lurking? How are you doing? Talk to us Meredith!
~Perchten93
"America had been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed
up." ~Oscar Wilde
Cliff Evans
>
> Did you decide it wasn't worth the hassle to find out new things regarding
> Poppy? Are you lurking? How are you doing? Talk to us Meredith!
What's the matter? Feeling cold?
--
Cliff Evans
<boz...@earthlink.net>
----------------------------------------------
"Some say beneath his coat, there are wings."
-Tom Waits
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WhoShotJR
> Did you decide it wasn't worth the hassle to find out new things
> regarding
> Poppy? Are you lurking? How are you doing? Talk to us Meredith!
Try e-mail.
Perchten93
email address, I would have used it, but I don't, so I posted a message to her.
Unless your name is Meredith, I don't see why you're answering my question to
her.
Bobby
Actually, that's my drag name.
>Or can you just not read?
Obviously we can read. We responded didn't we? Unless you assume our
seeing eye dogs helped us.
>If I had her email address, I would have used
>it, but I don't, so I posted a message to her
>Unless your name is Meredith, I don't see why
>you're answering my question to her.
>~Perchten93
Hmm, I suspect when you post to a "public" newgroup, you should assume
that people are likely to respond. But that would require a modicum of
intelligence, huh?
-Bobby, who thinks Meredith is off enjoying a waiter or two.
~*~You know the drill: remove NOSPAM to email me, if you happen to be so
inclined. This statement is NOT a guarantee that I will email you back.
~*~
ian
> Funny, are all of your names Meredith? Or can you just not read? If
> I had her
> email address, I would have used it, but I don't, so I posted a
> message to her.
> Unless your name is Meredith, I don't see why you're answering my
> question to
> her.
>
> ~Perchten93
because....you posted it in a NEWSGROUP, which is open to all of
us...which means, we can all see yer message....which means we also have
the ability to reply to that message, wether it have our name in it or
not....if you wanted to know her email addy THAT bad...you can go to
deja-news, and look up her old posts, and leave us out of it.....dipshit
ian
making my yearly post.....see ya'll again next year
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i stared motionless, before the mirror. as always, i stayed until i'm
convinced
that there is no glass, nothing, separating me from the room i see on
the other side.
i imagine that everything is different. over there. better. there are
people, in that
world, who i would like. but, like always my hand hits the glass. i know
that if i'd
only waited just one more second.....
shit
i'm gonna go kill a party clown.
~jthm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Klaudia
> Funny, are all of your names Meredith? Or can you just not read? If I had her
> email address, I would have used it, but I don't, so I posted a message to her.
> Unless your name is Meredith, I don't see why you're answering my question to
> her.
>
> ~Perchten93
Cuz we're funny like that. You posted to a public newsgroup and some responded,
like you expected anything different. And by the way, if you really were serious
about contacting her you would have tried a little harder. It took me about, oh, 1
minute to find her email on dejanews. So go there, type in alt.books.poppy-z-brite
and Meredith Modzelewski and you too can find what it is you seem to want.
Otherwise, dont get bitchy when we respond to a public post.
Klaudia
Cliff Evans
>
> Funny, are all of your names Meredith? Or can you just not read? If I had her
> email address, I would have used it, but I don't, so I posted a message to her.
> Unless your name is Meredith, I don't see why you're answering my question to
> her.
Public forum, babe. We have every right to comment on it. Suck it up.
Cliff Evans
>
> >>can go to
> deja-news, and look up her old posts, and leave us out of it.....dipshit
>
> ian
> making my yearly post.....see ya'll again next year<<
>
Okay, let's try this, then...
*I* responded to what seemed like a plea to bring the ol' Human Spellchecker
back into the fold for your own edification and to endorse your
own...particular...agenda in the newsgroup, since this has to be the first
time I've seen any number of ingracious chuckleheads actually organized for
any amount of time. I'm sure you'd love to see Meredith post again so you
don't feel so all alone in here, so you can affirm the rigid humorlessness
you've graced us with as of late. But she doesn't appear to be here. Which
means you *could* play nice and civil with the people who
*are* here, persistence being half the battle, face up to the fact that you
made a bad fucking impression on a number of people here and try not to
alienate anyone else with any group criticism for awhile and bank on the fact
that we're pretty forgiving and tolerant (since we can't *force* you to
leave). It looked to me like someone looking over their shoulder, scared,
wondering why all of a sudden nobody had their back anymore. And you aren't
helping any by insulting people who are just pointing out the obvious. Please
rethink this. This isn't a factionalist thing, no matter how much you might
hope for the affirmation of numbers.
Perchten93
deja-news, and look up her old posts, and leave us out of it.....dipshit
ian
making my yearly post.....see ya'll again next year<<
Woo. I feel bad now. Piss off.
~Perchten93
RoxSp
>Funny, are all of your names Meredith?
They are if we want them to be. Is your name Perch?
> Or can you just not read? If I had her
>email address, I would have used it
Oh, so in all your massive brain, you never thought to go back and find her
post? Or don't you know how that works? Heh, call AOL, they'll lend you a hand.
Rocky, just call me Mere for short
Jeff Spurlin
>
>because....you posted it in a NEWSGROUP, which is open to all of
>us...which means, we can all see yer message....which means we also have
>the ability to reply to that message, wether it have our name in it or
>deja-news, and look up her old posts, and leave us out of it.....dipshit
>
>ian
>making my yearly post.....see ya'll again next year
>
>
>i stared motionless, before the mirror. as always, i stayed until i'm
>convinced
>that there is no glass, nothing, separating me from the room i see on
>the other side.
>i imagine that everything is different. over there. better. there are
>people, in that
>world, who i would like. but, like always my hand hits the glass. i know
>that if i'd
>only waited just one more second.....
>shit
>i'm gonna go kill a party clown.
> ~jthm
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
I was *just* going to to say that. But at least I waited
long enough for a guy with a kick-ass quote (I have been
sucked into jthm, tool) to jump out of the shadows. Just
letting you know I am glad to have been here to read one of
those yearly posts & hope to be able to stick around to get
the next one. :)
Liz
WhoShotJR
> Funny, are all of your names Meredith? Or can you just not read? If
> I had her
> email address, I would have used it, but I don't, so I posted a
> message to her.
> Unless your name is Meredith, I don't see why you're answering my
> question to
> her.
Because, as you whining newbies love to point out, this is a public
forum...dipshit...and you could always go look for her e-mail address at
dejanews, but that would be too not-annoying for you...
WhoShotJR
> Perchten93 wrote:
>
> > Funny, are all of your names Meredith? Or can you just not read?
> If
> > I had her
> > email address, I would have used it, but I don't, so I posted a
> > message to her.
> > Unless your name is Meredith, I don't see why you're answering my
> > question to
> > her.
> >
> > ~Perchten93
>
> because....you posted it in a NEWSGROUP, which is open to all of
> us...which means, we can all see yer message....which means we also
> have
> the ability to reply to that message, wether it have our name in it or
>
> not....if you wanted to know her email addy THAT bad...you can go to
> deja-news, and look up her old posts, and leave us out of
> it.....dipshit
I swear to god I did not copy your reply in my reply :)
suzy
<bobtkir...@webtv.net> writes
>>Funny, are all of your names Meredith?
>
>
>
>seeing eye dogs helped us.
>
had this image of us all sitting back in our chairs and making room for
the seeing eye dogs: "She said *what* Sparky? Okay, flex your paws
sweetheart, this is gonna be a long one...."
>>If I had her email address, I would have used
>>it, but I don't, so I posted a message to her
>>Unless your name is Meredith, I don't see why
>>you're answering my question to her.
>>~Perchten93
>
>Hmm, I suspect when you post to a "public" newgroup, you should assume
>that people are likely to respond. But that would require a modicum of
>intelligence, huh?
>
>-Bobby, who thinks Meredith is off enjoying a waiter or two.
--
suzy
ian
<snip a bunch of stuff>
> >
> > because....you posted it in a NEWSGROUP, which is open to all of
> > us...which means, we can all see yer message....which means we also
> > have
> > the ability to reply to that message, wether it have our name in it
> or
> >
> > not....if you wanted to know her email addy THAT bad...you can go to
>
> > deja-news, and look up her old posts, and leave us out of
> > it.....dipshit
>
> I swear to god I did not copy your reply in my reply :)
uh huh....sure.....*snorts and turns back to you*
ian
back from soccer, in pain, two-a-days suck
if you don't expect too much from me
you might not be let down
~gin blossoms
Pfoetus
>
>Actually, that's my drag name.
Mine's Verna.
>>Or can you just not read?
I can read a little, but I have trouble with comprehension.
-- Chris
pfo...@aol.com
"Workers, learn to despise this bureaucratic rabble!"
-- Leon Trotsky
si...@earthlink.net
suzy wrote:
> Oh god, bobby - you just made me spit coffee at the screen again :) I
> had this image of us all sitting back in our chairs and making room for
> the seeing eye dogs: "She said *what* Sparky? Okay, flex your paws
> sweetheart, this is gonna be a long one...."
Heh, Suzy... talk about spitting coffee on the screen... you just made it
come up into my nose!
---Jena!!!
--
Visit Chrysalis Morphine at:
http://home.earthlink.net/~sin4/argh.html
ian
<with some snippage done by me>
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >i stared motionless, before the mirror. as always, i stayed until
> i'm
> >convinced
> >that there is no glass, nothing, separating me from the room i see on
>
> >the other side.
> >i imagine that everything is different. over there. better. there are
>
> >people, in that
> >world, who i would like. but, like always my hand hits the glass. i
> know
> >that if i'd
> >only waited just one more second.....
> >shit
> >i'm gonna go kill a party clown.
> > ~jthm
> >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
>
> I was *just* going to to say that. But at least I waited
> long enough for a guy with a kick-ass quote (I have been
> sucked into jthm, tool) to jump out of the shadows. Just
> letting you know I am glad to have been here to read one of
> those yearly posts & hope to be able to stick around to get
> the next one. :)
>
> Liz
why thank you.....the lovely mistress klaudia first introduced me to
the wonderful world of jthm, she got me squee! 1 and two *bounce*, i
recently purchased the trade of the first 7 issues, or something like
that.....it's a shame, the comic store where my acct. is, can't seem to
find it, haven't even heard of it for that matter....'course....they
also can't locate the new hellshock series either, which i have the
first two of...but no more *pouts*....ah well....i guess i can live with
it, since the store is only 'bout two minutes away....and i know one of
the managers pretty well and i get lot's of cool stuff
*s*.....(ramblerambleramble)
okie...i'm done.....now on to the important messages
ian
would you prefer the easy way?
no? well ok then, don't cry
~ani difranco
Jeff Spurlin
>the wonderful world of jthm, she got me squee! 1 and two *bounce*
Just as a matter of trivia, this is the webpage of my very
good friend from high school who made the intro's between me
& Nny:
<http://falcon.jmu.edu/~wynnkn/phattelynx.html>
I'm sure you care, but it really is a cool site. Anyways,
that's it for me tonight folks. :)
Liz
suzy
>
>
>suzy wrote:
>
>> Oh god, bobby - you just made me spit coffee at the screen again :) I
>> had this image of us all sitting back in our chairs and making room for
>> the seeing eye dogs: "She said *what* Sparky? Okay, flex your paws
>> sweetheart, this is gonna be a long one...."
>
>Heh, Suzy... talk about spitting coffee on the screen... you just made it
>come up into my nose!
>
But honestly, I can't get this image out my mind now....it just keeps
growing and growing: All our seeing eye dogs tapping away at the
keyboard, cigarettes hanging out their mouths, an open bottle of vodka
shared betwixt dog and NG regular.....
--
suzy
Jeff Spurlin
>But honestly, I can't get this image out my mind now....it just keeps
>growing and growing: All our seeing eye dogs tapping away at the
>keyboard, cigarettes hanging out their mouths, an open bottle of vodka
>shared betwixt dog and NG regular.....
If not the subject for a new PZB booc, then perhaps the next
Jerry Springer. "Blind NG addicts and the seeing eye dogs
that type for them."
Liz
WhoShotJR
hehe...and we can send our dogs to bite other people on the
panel...
1squ...@my-dejanews.com
goth...@exis.net (Jeff Spurlin) wrote:
> >Suzy wrote:
> >But honestly, I can't get this image out my mind now....it just keeps
> >growing and growing: All our seeing eye dogs tapping away at the
> >keyboard, cigarettes hanging out their mouths, an open bottle of vodka
> >shared betwixt dog and NG regular.....
>
> If not the subject for a new PZB booc, then perhaps the next
> Jerry Springer. "Blind NG addicts and the seeing eye dogs
> that type for them."
>
>
I see monkeys. Like in that Simpsons episode where Mr. Burn's got all the
monkeys at typewriters typing away.
Squeaky~ wondering how she can work Falco into this post.
Falco. Monkeys. Rock.
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Perchten93
with a keyboard and an ego must therefore reply, just because, hey, everybody's
gotta put their two cents in.
I get it now. Sorry for the confusion.
~Perchten93
"Just because you *are* a character doesn't mean you
*have* character."
"Winston Wolf" (Harvey Keitel)// Pulp Fiction
Bobby
>mind now....it just keeps growing and growing:
>All our seeing eye dogs tapping away at the
>keyboard, cigarettes hanging out their mouths,
>an open bottle of vodka shared betwixt dog
>and NG regular.....
>suzy
I had a roommate once who contstantly blew weed smoke into my dog's
face, and now my dog is always wanting to get in my face when I am
smoking cigarettes. She's addicted.
-Bobby, who wonders if his dog acts so weird due to the brain damage
Bobby
>Mine's Verna.
Did I do a show with you once? I can't remember if it was Verna, or
Vera. I am horrible with names.
-Bobby, who thinks that if we all ever get together we should all dress
in drag.
Klaudia
> So if someone posts, "Hey asshole, where did you run to?" naturally everyone
> with a keyboard and an ego must therefore reply, just because, hey, everybody's
> gotta put their two cents in.
Yup, pretty much.
> I get it now. Sorry for the confusion.
>
> ~Perchten93
Its ok, just dont let it happen again.
Klaudia (bouncey from her first day of work)
Klaudia
> >>Klaudia (bouncey from her first day of work)<<
>
> Very cool. Few people find work that makes them bouncy; what a gift!
>
> ~Perchten93
Well, not only do I get great pay and benefits AND an internet connection
at work (woohoo!), I also get to work in a college environment which I
*love*. All those sweet college boys...which explains why I bounce so
much... *g*
Klaudia (working girl extraordinaire)
Klaudia
> Perchten wrote:
> > Klaudia wrote:
> >>>Klaudia (bouncey from her first day of work)<<
>
> >Very cool. Few people find work that makes them bouncy; what a >gift!
>
> Why, darling Klaudia, I believe that is the sound of your strap-on being
> sucked.... Not that I'd know, or anything like that....
>
> Rocky, lovin the fine art of the back-pedal
Well, dear boi, I *do* need the practice, no? Hopefully it will come in handy
*really, really* soon.
Klaudia (needing more volunteers)
Cliff Evans
>
> So if someone posts, "Hey asshole, where did you run to?" naturally everyone
> with a keyboard and an ego must therefore reply, just because, hey, everybody's
> gotta put their two cents in.
>
Yours must be a small, sad existence, and I for one will sleep better at night
knowing that there are people like you in the world that I am far superior to
in every way. I wish you ill.
--
Cliff Evans
<boz...@earthlink.net>
-----------------------------------------------------------
"The broken image of Man moves in minute by minute
and cell by cell...Poverty, hatred, war, police-criminals,
bureaucracy, insanity, all symptoms of The Human Virus.
The Human Virus can now be isolated and treated"
- William S. Burroughs
-----------------------------------------------------------
Perchten93
Very cool. Few people find work that makes them bouncy; what a gift!
RMarsilioS
> Klaudia wrote:
>>>Klaudia (bouncey from her first day of work)<<
>Very cool. Few people find work that makes them bouncy; what a >gift!
Why, darling Klaudia, I believe that is the sound of your strap-on being
WhoShotJR
> So if someone posts, "Hey asshole, where did you run to?" naturally
> everyone
> with a keyboard and an ego must therefore reply, just because, hey,
> everybody's
> gotta put their two cents in.
Just like you do, prick.
ShadowGypsie
Klaudia wrote:
> Klaudia (bouncey from her first day of work)
Oh hey! How'd it go??
ShadowGypsie
Klaudia wrote:
> Well, not only do I get great pay and benefits AND an internet connection
> at work (woohoo!), I also get to work in a college environment which I
> *love*. All those sweet college boys...which explains why I bounce so
> much... *g*
>
> Klaudia (working girl extraordinaire)
You remind me of my friend Teardrop. Heck you could say "beef jerky" and
she'd start to bounce. She's really cute though. Her bounciness earned her
the nick name Bubbles. Oh, but who wouldn't bounce when faced with a ton of
college boys. My intended is planning to go back to school to become an RN
or a MA. <sigh> I love him dearly. He's such a Vanilla Boy though. I plan
to corrupt him anyway. I told him once a few months back that some day I'd
put a whip in his hand and expect him to use it. <grin> He of course denies
that he would....
Anyone got any suggestions on how to open his mind a little??
ShadowGypsie
1squ...@my-dejanews.com
<F699ED4832E32270.619EBF7A...@library-proxy.airnews.net
>, Klaudia <jhe...@airmail.net> wrote:
>
> Klaudia (bouncey from her first day of work)
>
What kinda job do you have now? Whacha do on your first day?
"Enquiring minds want to know...*I* want to know."
Squeaky~ can't believe she remembered a stupid commerical from a decade
ago.
ar...@juno.com
> Well, not only do I get great pay and benefits AND an internet connection
> at work (woohoo!), I also get to work in a college environment which I
> *love*. All those sweet college boys...which explains why I bounce so
> much... *g*
>
> Klaudia (working girl extraordinaire)
HEY! Sounds just like my job! (from which I'm posting at this very moment :-)
However I work at an engineering collage and all the boys are nerdy and the
few girls look so young... I mean like children... (my cut off age is 25,
it's 25! 25, no lower then 25. I mean it! 25... Well maybe just one huh? What
could come of that? NO NO! 25 don't be silly. Ok maybe 24 but that's it! I
swear no lower!)
Sigh, I need a cold glass of water...
Perchten93
Why, darling Klaudia, I believe that is the sound of your strap-on being
sucked.... Not that I'd know, or anything like that....
Rocky, lovin the fine art of the back-pedal<<
No Rocky darling. I don't have a thing to back-petal over. 'Just callin' a
spade a spade love.
~Perchten93
"Anyone can post messages to the net. Practically everyone
does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious discussion.
Surprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony,
insults, and flames." --Clifford Stoll
Perchten93
Yeah, buy him the entire collection of PZB books. Heh.
Klaudia
> Klaudia wrote:
>
> > Klaudia (bouncey from her first day of work)
>
> Oh hey! How'd it go??
Gosh, all you guys asking about my first day are so sweet. It was great
and I think I made the right decision about taking this job. I really
like the people and the offce and the pay and the campus and Im even
going to go back to school. Im too tired to go into any details and Im
sure youll could care less, but thanks for being so nice and inquiring
and all.
Klaudia
Klaudia
> <sigh> I love him dearly. He's such a Vanilla Boy though. I plan
> to corrupt him anyway. I told him once a few months back that some day I'd
> put a whip in his hand and expect him to use it. <grin> He of course denies
> that he would....
>
> Anyone got any suggestions on how to open his mind a little??
>
> ShadowGypsie
Tie him down and whip him good? Then I dont think he'd have any probs taking
that whip and using it well.
Klaudia (who's warming up her cat-o-nine and leather belt for a certain green
eyed boy)
Klaudia
> What kinda job do you have now? Whacha do on your first day?
Im a Financial Aid Counselor Assistant at a local university. I counsel students
in person and on the phone and input data onto the computer system and other
things Im not sure about yet. Ive done most of it before and have already been
asked about maybe moving into a FA Counselor position. So, Im happy.
Klaudia
Molly Bloom
Perchten93 wrote:
> >>Anyone got any suggestions on how to open his mind a little??<<
>
> Yeah, buy him the entire collection of PZB books. Heh.
>
> ~Perchten93
>
> "Anyone can post messages to the net. Practically everyone
> does. The resulting cacophony drowns out serious discussion.
> Surprisingly often, discussions degenerate into acrimony,
> insults, and flames." --Clifford Stoll
Yep, great quote for someone who obviously has no sense of shame. You
came here, bitched, insulted and have now been insulted by everyone
including Poppy's husband, and yet here you are. And as far as I can
tell, you have yet to make an on-topic appearance. I feel so relieved at
having just downloaded a newsreader with a killfile.
Faye
Klaudia
> I have only ever treated the group like the group treats others. You all have
> a grand witty sense of cruelty. You dish it out but you can't take it. I find
> that sad.
Well, I think we can take and I think we've more than proved that. If we couldnt
take it, we wouldnt be here.
> Nevertheless, I'm glad you had a good laugh Rock. If it's at my expense so be
> it. None of your catty barbs, or anyone's is going to drive me from this
> board. I'm here because I love Poppy's work. Period. Your attacks on me can
> continue ad nauseum (as they seem to be,) and I will continue to read them with
> great mirth. I never named any names, but by your responses and your words,
> you have proven me right; many of you are willing to waste an awful lot of
> energy making personal attacks on people you don't even know. Whatever gets
> you through the night.
>
> ~Perchten93
Ok, I kinda wish you would start naming names instead of being rude and
generalizing and grouping the whole population in your negative remarks. This is
more annoying than anything else and I, for one, am tired of being lumped in to
such a wide generalization when Ive been nothing but respectful and shit with most
of the bullshit you and other newbies have recently shoveled into the ng.
Klaudia
Cliff Evans
> I have only ever treated the group like the group treats others. You all have
> a grand witty sense of cruelty. You dish it out but you can't take it. I find
> that sad.
Almost as sad as someone who finds it necessary to send corrected copies of
published books back to the authors and publishers.
> Nevertheless, I'm glad you had a good laugh Rock. If it's at my expense so be
> it. None of your catty barbs, or anyone's is going to drive me from this
> board. I'm here because I love Poppy's work. Period.
So, do you go to cocktail parties, insult everyone there and then say "nope,
not leaving, here to drink and eat little finger sandwiches?"
You seem to completely ignore the simple fact that there is a interpersonal or
social component to this newsgroup. If people don't like you, they're going to
smack you around, and eventually, all you'll able to post are your "yoo-hoo,
Meredith? Anyone who doesn't think I'm an idiot?" posts. Simple as that.
You've offended some folks and will have to deal with that. Don't think it's
anything else, it isn't.
> Your attacks on me can
> continue ad nauseum (as they seem to be,) and I will continue to read them with
> great mirth. I never named any names, but by your responses and your words,
> you have proven me right; many of you are willing to waste an awful lot of
> energy making personal attacks on people you don't even know. Whatever gets
> you through the night.
I, for one, take great pleasure in mocking those I dislike. It makes me all
warm and fuzzy, helps me sleep at night, gives me a shiny, glossy coat and
gives me more of a sense of purpose than sniping at whole groups of people
over spelling would.
maime-a-licious
<>>Anyone got any suggestions on how to open his mind a little??<<
<
Hammer and chisel?
m a i m e - a t - a r a c n e t - d o t - c o m
THOUGHT FOR A SUNSHINY MORNING-
It never costs me stab nor squirm/ To tread by chance upon a worm
"Aha, my little dear" I say,/"Your clan will pay me back one day."
Dorothy Parker
RMarsilioS
>>
> Why, darling Klaudia, I believe that is the sound of your strap-on
being
>sucked.... Not that I'd know, or anything like that....
>Rocky, lovin the fine art of the back-pedal<<
>No Rocky darling. I don't have a thing to back-petal over. 'Just callin' a
>spade a spade love.
Well, Rocky ain't yer darlin, and see, when somebody comes in and makes an ass
of themselves, then commences to sucking up so loud you can hear it from Dallas
to Delaware, I call that back-pedalling.
By the way, I was glad to see you changed that insipid personal quote in your
member profile. The day after I read it, I was sitting at my cousin's daycare,
waiting for her to wash the paint off her face, when my eyes fell on your
source. I laughed so hard the children took the long way around me. Now I see
how you have all that free time to correct published books and contact the
authors. Soon, you can get books without pictures, and think of all the words
you can proofread then.
Rocky
Perchten93
an ass
of themselves, then commences to sucking up so loud you can hear it from Dallas
to Delaware, I call that back-pedalling. <<
All I've ever done is spoken my mind, as do you. Notice though, that I have
never made a *personal* attack on ANYONE. You don't seem to have that sense of
common decency. I was not sucking up. Nor have I ever said anything
personally to Klaudia that I would require apologies. I merely commented that
it is a rare gift to find a job that makes you feel bouncy. I stand by that
remark.
As for the "insipid" quote, I have no idea what you're talking about. If you
care to illuminate your attack upon my quote further, please do so.
I have only ever treated the group like the group treats others. You all have
a grand witty sense of cruelty. You dish it out but you can't take it. I find
that sad.
Nevertheless, I'm glad you had a good laugh Rock. If it's at my expense so be
it. None of your catty barbs, or anyone's is going to drive me from this
board. I'm here because I love Poppy's work. Period. Your attacks on me can
continue ad nauseum (as they seem to be,) and I will continue to read them with
great mirth. I never named any names, but by your responses and your words,
you have proven me right; many of you are willing to waste an awful lot of
energy making personal attacks on people you don't even know. Whatever gets
you through the night.
RMarsilioS
>All I've ever done is spoken my mind, as do you. Notice though, that I have
>never made a *personal* attack on ANYONE.
Well, let's call that spade a spade, shall we? Let's call your attacks
*multi-personal.*
Here's the thing. You tell us you're here to stay cuz you love Poppy's work.
So far, not one post has been on topic. You think we forget? Nope. You think
you can insult and try and tell everyone how to behave, and play mom and think
we roll over cuz you offer to scratch somebody's belly? Nope. If anyone can't
take the heat, it would appear to be you, or should I say, you can tell us to
play nice and post on topic and tell us we aren't funny, and need an enema, but
when someone presents you with your own argument, you want to play Mother
Superior Well, we aren't that short on memory, girlie.
Rocky,totally understanding why you had to chage your nick
Perchten93
you can insult and try and tell everyone how to behave, and play mom and think
we roll over cuz you offer to scratch somebody's belly?<<
I can scratch my own belly, thank you, and I'm sure you can scratch yours. I
find it amusing you are now pointing the finger at *me* about "on-topic." I
read the FAQ. Topics are optional, loosely organized around Poppy's work.
Perhaps my plea that we return to Poppy-related material was reflective of a
weariness of all this hatefulness. I'm still weary of it.
Since we all agree we're here for Poppy, and we talk about other things too, I
chalk all of the extra-curricular conversations to the fact that we're awaiting
new material, and that some of you just plain enjoy being mean. That's cool.
Like I said before, whatever gets you through the night.
And, since I have been "scolded" by you... (now who's "Mom,") I offer you this:
I don't have a favourite Poppy book. Each book I've read had some quality that
the others didn't... Poppy's books have evolved, and while "Lost Souls?" was
excellent, I found Lazarus Heart more cutting and concise, and it left me
wishing it were a book three times its present length. (Instead, out of
desperation, I just read it three times.)
As has been discussed at length here on the group, Poppy's inclusion of male
homosexuality and other gender issues and delights, are some of the things that
bring me back to her work again and again. I adore the fact that she has been
quoted as saying, "I'm a gay man in a woman's body." I also was impressed that
someone mentioned enjoying that she did not say she was "trapped" in that body.
I enjoy that fact as well.
Like many here, I found Poppy's works to be a refreshing change from Anne
Rice's drivel, and Clive Barkers endless chapters and sequels... thanks to
Poppy and the Splatterpunks books, I'm no longer chugging along through Barker
and forcing myself to read more housewife pap that passes as "erotic horror."
I'll always have a soft spot for Clive Barker, just because Pinhead came from
his pen and his soul; but as long as Poppy is writing, Clive had better sleep
with his skates on.
In closing Rocky, for me it's not about being right, or being liked. I just
prefer a bit of dignity and decency, and I think I've done a fair job of
reflecting some of you to yourselves.
You have no idea why I changed my "nick" and you never will. It's simply not
worth discussing and not that big of a deal. Why that bothers you, I can't
imagine. If I change it again, so be it. I change my clothes quite a bit too,
just to suit my fancy.
So... there you have it. An on-topic post, with a bit of personal opinion and
commentary added in; 'just what the newsgroup is all about. It's kind of fun,
really.
~Perchten93
"There is hardly any grief that an hour's reading will not dissipate."
Baron de Montesquieu
Perchten93
published books back to the authors and publishers. <<
I never sent a corrected copy of a book back. And guess what, now I get paid
to correct copies of books. 'Kinda cool how things work out.
Perchten93
anything else, it isn't.<<
All part of life Cliffy. You offend people too. We all do. Breathe in,
breathe out, turn water to piss.
Perchten93
night
knowing that there are people like you in the world that I am far superior to
in every way. I wish you ill.<<
Sorry Cliff. Ya might toss and turn sometimes. 'Wrong on all counts. It
matters not that you wish me ill. A few good enemies makes a person strong.
Bim skala bim to you too! Hex, mex, and a bag of soot.
You wish me ill and say I must have a sad, small existence, and yet, if you go
back and look through your own posts, you spend a horrendous amount of time
being rude. Like just now. I suppose it can be said that at least you're good
at it. However, you yourself then say you're "all bark and no bite."
You say I have no sense that the newsgroup is a social community, (or
however-that-was you worded it.) Wrong. *I* am aware that the newsgroup is a
public forum. You act as if it is a private club, that introductions must be
made, and that if the "in crowd" says you're okay, then goodie, you're liked
and everything is giddy and fine. That may have worked for you all for a
while, but it's apparently causing some discomfort at the moment.
That's understandable. However, as Poppy's popularity increases, (as surely
it will!) you may find more people coming here who have their own ideas, and do
not wish to be part of the cozy- club. They might not be as much a "thorn in
your side" as I, but the fact is, just as not everyone in the world likes me,
(especially you,) not everyone in the world will like you, or the next guy, or
the next guy, and so on. ('Twould be a rather boring Evan Dando world if we
did all adore one another, wouldn't you say?)
I haven't even decided if I like you or not. I don't even know you. I do
recall a few letters between you and I that were fairly enjoyable. I'll say
this; it seems that when you decide you like someone you're a loyal and
entertaining friend. When you decide you don't like someone, you're as vicious
as you are loyal. Pretty cool I'd say, even though I'm on the "wrong" side of
it. You act nobly to people you feel deserve it, and cruelly to people you
despise. That's a trait I happen to think is pretty admirable, in a "Lex
Talionis" sort of way, and no, that's not kissing up; I'm just saying hey,
how you act makes sense to me... even though I also think sometimes you decide
too soon who deserves your wrath, and who deserves your loyalty and friendship.
As for me, well, hello Cliff, your hatred makes no difference in my life, as
my blathering makes none in yours, nor in anyone else's on this group.
I occasionally learn some new info. on Poppy, and find joyful passages which
brighten my days a little, (Hercules Erection Strap, for instance,) so the
group itself is not a loss; thus, no matter what you come up with to
humiliate me, insult me, frighten me, taunt me, and so on... I'll still be
here.
I can now picture you as a combination of Woody Allen and Mickey Mouse and
realize that for whatever reason you choose to do so, it empowers you or
pleases you to attack me. As long as you're not sending bombs via post, go for
it.
Perchten93
generalizing and grouping the whole population in your negative remarks.<<
You see Klaudia, the thing is, people name themselves by their responses. That
much seems pretty clear.
"Shoving things into the newsgroup"?
Oh that I weilded such power. I'd shove in some discussions of art and
literature and wow, that word "shove" coupled with "in" is kinda cool, isn't
it? 'Looks like to me the group is perking along just fine... an explosion
here and there... a time of settling, another explosion... it's just like any
other newsgroup, only, hey, we get to talk about a damned good writer instead
of say... world news tonight.
We're all stubborn and we're all... erm... whatever it is we are. I'd say hey,
try to enjoy it and as Chris has suggested to me, it's a newsgroup; don't take
it personally and don't let it get to you.
However, there are human beings behind each of these posts... (or at least I
*think* that's a safe assumption,) and one reason I *don't* "name names" is
because well, I was being stupid and trying to make a point. 'Trying to defend
people I didn't even know, from people I didn't even know. So sue me. I'm so
tired of all this meanness.
At the risk of sounding like Rodney King, god, can we PLEASE JUST STOP
THIS?!?!?!?!?!?
I'm not going to leave the group, so that suggestion is just plain OUT.
Sucking... who's was it? yours Klaude?'s strap-on might be an interesting
option, if it'll settle things a bit. I don't know. I just got tired of
seeing you guys be mean to Meredith, so I decided I'd be mean back. Stupid me.
Meredith is a big girl. She can take care of herself.
I pick up roadkill and bury it when I can, too. (And no Meredith, I'm not
calling you roadkill.) I'm a god-damned sentimental fool. I was trying to show
you all how ugly your meanness was. Hah. Now I'm in too deep. I stared too
long into the abyss. Who am I to show any of you a damned thing anway? I may
be old enough to be your Mama, but hey, I bet you don't listen to *her* all the
time, either.
I never thought I'd say this, but god-dammit, if it'll stop this, I'M SORRY.
I WAS WRONG. IT WAS NONE OF MY BUSINESS AND I WAS BUTTING IN WHERE I SHOULDN'T
EVEN HAVE BEEN. I do NOT come here to be liked, but sweet jesus on a
half-shell, this vitriol isn't even amusing anymore. Good people are draining
each other of energy they need for other things; myself included. Cliff
wishing me ill? Lord, how vile. Cliff, who reads Preacher and listens to
Burzum and whom I once asked if he'd marry me. My good intentions created all
of this. The road to hell etc. I'm sorry. If it will stop all this (do I
sound like Susan Powter yet?) INSANITY, I'll suck any silicone you've got.
JUST STOP IT. PLEASE?!?!?
Perchten93
Oh dear. Klaudia said "shovelling" things in. That's not as fun. Hm. Well,
hm. What to do, what to do... <<laughing>> Sorry Klaudia, 'didn't mean to
misquote you, but, erm, might you be willing to admit that "shoving" things in
is more fun that shovelling? Oh you of strap-on fame?
Molly Bloom
Perchten93 wrote:
> I can scratch my own belly, thank you, and I'm sure you can scratch yours. I
> find it amusing you are now pointing the finger at *me* about "on-topic." I
> read the FAQ. Topics are optional, loosely organized around Poppy's work.
> Perhaps my plea that we return to Poppy-related material was reflective of a
> weariness of all this hatefulness. I'm still weary of it.
>
Well then, shut the fuck up :-) Actually, I believe his point was that you bitched about
ontopic, then said nary a word but criticisms. Ah well, lucky for me, I ought to thave
that new newsreader figured out soon.
> You have no idea why I changed my "nick" and you never will.
Except you told us about the mailbombing. You can't even remember what you do post.
Christ, as nice as Chris is, and even he thought you were an ass. So you like Poppy,
well, I guess even she has her crosses to bear.
Faye
ar...@juno.com
> ShadowGypsie wrote:
>
> > <sigh> I love him dearly. He's such a Vanilla Boy though. I plan
> > to corrupt him anyway. I told him once a few months back that some day I'd
> > put a whip in his hand and expect him to use it. <grin> He of course denies
> > that he would....
> >
> >
OH! The chance to currupt someone! You lucky lucky person you! What an
opportunity! I only hope I'm so lucky some day. Go slow, if you try just
sticking a whip in his hand you'll never get anywhere. Sublty is the key.
Leading him in tiny ways. It'll take a lot of patients on your part but worth
it in the end :-) Sigh... I'm so jealous...
Perchten93
I did not explain all the gory details Faye. And really. Please. Stop now.
Will you? If you want the details of what Chris and I have spoken about, ask
Chris. I do not feel I am at leisure to discuss it with you.
~Perchten93
"A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it you can't expect an apostle to
peer out." Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Molly Bloom
Perchten93 wrote:
> >>Yours must be a small, sad existence, and I for one will sleep better at
> night
> knowing that there are people like you in the world that I am far superior to
> in every way. I wish you ill.<<
>
> Sorry Cliff. Ya might toss and turn sometimes. 'Wrong on all counts. It
> matters not that you wish me ill. A few good enemies makes a person strong.
> Bim skala bim to you too! Hex, mex, and a bag of soot.
This makes no sense, he clearly told you he sleeps well.
Bitch takes too much prozac....reads too many I'm Alright books for her own good, and
can't see past her own grossly overblown impression of herself. I'm not much interested
in the Rodney King approach, but I sure know how to ignore. What she doesn't realize is,
that with her fine little world of posts, she now has noone willing to look at her
opinion with any more than a jaundiced eye.
Faye
Perchten93
it anymore.
1squ...@my-dejanews.com
<DCF7F705D2FDC4C4.D4EF9036...@library-proxy.airnews.net
>, Klaudia <jhe...@airmail.net> wrote:
> 1squ...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> > What kinda job do you have now? Whacha do on your first day?
>
> Im a Financial Aid Counselor Assistant at a local university. So, Im happy.
>
> Klaudia
>
I'm happy for you too!!! Good job...helping college students get money. They
ALWAYS need that money.
Squeaky~
RMarsilioS
>You act as if it is a private club, that introductions must be
>made, and that if the "in crowd" says you're okay, then goodie, you're liked
>and everything is giddy and fine. That may have worked for you all for a
>while, but it's apparently causing some discomfort at the moment.
No, not at all, you see, there are lots of folks here we don't like
personally, but because it's not a private club, they post and share and we are
nice to them because they aren't assholes. There *is* a diff, but I think you
need not to see that to keep your head up. That's okay tho, cuz most of us are
done wih your bellyaching. It's just a place to post, and while lots of us
won't be reading yours, nobody said you couldn't keep pushing that send button.
It's just a case od reaping what you sow, but you can't get that, it seems.
Bye,
Rock
WhoShotJR
Would you just shut the fuck up??? Jesus Christ! There are 50
posts today, and at least half of them are your 8 page essays on why the
rest of us are assholes and you're a goddamn angel...just SHUT UP!
WhoShotJR
> In article
> <DCF7F705D
> FDC4C4.D4EF9036DE8BB...@library-proxy.airnews.net
> >, Klaudia <jhe...@airmail.net> wrote:
>
> > 1squ...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> >
> > > What kinda job do you have now? Whacha do on your first day?
> >
> > Im a Financial Aid Counselor Assistant at a local university. So, Im
> happy.
> >
> > Klaudia
> >
> I'm happy for you too!!! Good job...helping college students get
> money. They
> ALWAYS need that money.
Not all of them help, Squeaky...but I'm sure Klaudia will do her
very best...
WhoShotJR
> Fine Faye, whatever. You're proving my point AGAIN, and *I'm* not
> even proving
> it anymore.
You had a point? When was this? Where was I? Why didn't anyone
tell me?!?!
Jayne
>
>
>suzy wrote:
>
>> Oh god, bobby - you just made me spit coffee at the screen again :)
>I
>> had this image of us all sitting back in our chairs and making room
>for
>> the seeing eye dogs: "She said *what* Sparky? Okay, flex your
>paws
>> sweetheart, this is gonna be a long one...."
>
>Heh, Suzy... talk about spitting coffee on the screen... you just made
>it
>come up into my nose!
OH MY GOD!!
So, I'm not a freak then, because that happens to me all the
time. I'm sure people wait until I'm drinking to make me
laugh.
Coffee hurts, milk looks disgusting, orange juice stings,
alcohol burns and makes my nose bleed....
Jayne, drinking a milkshake to be on the safe side.
--
Jayne
1squ...@my-dejanews.com
perch...@aol.com (Perchten93) wrote:
> At the risk of sounding like Rodney King, god, can we PLEASE JUST STOP
> THIS?!?!?!?!?!?
He said "Can't we all just get along." But I get your point. Don't be to
hard on yourself, and don't be so hard on everyone else. Everyone's here b/c
they like Ms. Brite's work. (Except that tard-o that keeps slamming my fav
pzb book) And even if some of us don't like what you say, as long as you
substantiate those opinions in a semi-intellegent fashion, you're okay. Of
course be ready for others to disagree. Some will, and some won't. Isn't
that what this ng is all about anyway?
Okay, and I apologize for calling "Mr. Poppy Z. Brite sucks" a tard-o A-hole,
but he's beginning to annoy me.
Squeaky~ w/ giving you 3 cents for the price of 2.
Molly Bloom
WhoShotJR wrote:
<To be read in Big Bopper Voice>
Why Jimmyboy, you was in the room marked "Meanies and Assholes" with
Faye and Cliff, doncha remember? Actually, I got the killfile set up, so
I'm now on ignore status. Now I'll never learn the value of living by
the Perchten ethos. God I suck.
Faye
ShadowGypsie
Perchten93 wrote:
> >>Anyone got any suggestions on how to open his mind a little??<<
>
> Yeah, buy him the entire collection of PZB books. Heh.
>
> ~Perchten93
>
I DID!!!
On our first date even. We're both writers so we decided that the first
time we met in person we should do it in one of the Barnes & Noble
coffee shops. It just seemed appropriate. I had just started reading
EC and was raving about it. I showed it to him and he expressed great
interest in reading her work. But, I insisted that he start with LS and
work his way up. I have this thing about reading books in the order
they were published. Anyway. I looked in Barnes & Noble and had no
luck Turns out neither he or I could ever pass up a book store. We
stopped in at B Dalton on our way to the movie theater. Still no luck.
Both times he was at the magazines so he had no clue what I was doing.
I finally struck gold at Shinders and bought it for him.
Thanks for the suggestion though. I'm already working on it. ;>
ShadowGypsie
I kind of like his skull the way it is.
But thanks for the suggestion. <grin>
maime-a-licious wrote:
> On 20 Aug 1998 23:32:24 GMT, perch...@aol.com (Perchten93) wrote:
>
> <>>Anyone got any suggestions on how to open his mind a little??<<
> <
ShadowGypsie
<grin> The only reason I started in this venue of kink is because I have a fear of
torture. And a nasty habit of facing my fears head on.
He's got green eyes?? Red hair too by chance??? Perhaps some Irish blood???? If
you answered yes to the second two questions (the first was obvious) You are SO
lucky! Pale skin looks so pretty with red welts. I envy you.
This should really be in alt.torture but I'm hoping you wont mind.
ShadowGypsie
Klaudia wrote:
> Tie him down and whip him good? Then I dont think he'd have any probs taking
> that whip and using it well.
>
> Klaudia (who's warming up her cat-o-nine and leather belt for a certain green
> eyed boy)
ShadowGypsie
I agree about sublty. Thank you very much.
ar...@juno.com wrote:
> OH! The chance to currupt someone! You lucky lucky person you! What an
> opportunity! I only hope I'm so lucky some day. Go slow, if you try just
> sticking a whip in his hand you'll never get anywhere. Sublty is the key.
> Leading him in tiny ways. It'll take a lot of patients on your part but worth
> it in the end :-) Sigh... I'm so jealous...
>
Klaudia
> >>"Shoving things into the newsgroup"?<<
>
> Oh dear. Klaudia said "shovelling" things in. That's not as fun. Hm. Well,
> hm. What to do, what to do... <<laughing>> Sorry Klaudia, 'didn't mean to
> misquote you, but, erm, might you be willing to admit that "shoving" things in
> is more fun that shovelling? Oh you of strap-on fame?
>
> ~Perchten93
In reference to boys, shoving would be the operative word. In reference to
bullshit on this ng, shovelling was correctly used.
Klaudia (shining her strap on)
Klaudia
> 1squ...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
>
> Klaudia <jhe...@airmail.net> wrote:
> >
> > > 1squ...@my-dejanews.com wrote:
> > >
> > > > What kinda job do you have now? Whacha do on your first day?
> > >
> > > Im a Financial Aid Counselor Assistant at a local university. So, Im
> > happy.
> > >
> > > Klaudia
> > >
> > I'm happy for you too!!! Good job...helping college students get
> > money. They
> > ALWAYS need that money.
>
> Not all of them help, Squeaky...but I'm sure Klaudia will do her
> very best...
You also have to remember that most schools are dealing with federal money
and *that* *always* makes things hard. But yeah, Im gonna do my best cuz I
was a student for four years and the only way I was in anyway going to get
an education was to get Financial Aid and pay for it myself. So I know what
these students go through and I know what the workers go through. And its
hell sometimes.
Klaudia (who has been threatened with bodily harm over financial aid before)
Klaudia
> Another good suggestion but, no. He has less of a pain tollerancy than I do.
> <grin> The only reason I started in this venue of kink is because I have a fear of
> torture. And a nasty habit of facing my fears head on.
Well, Im all out of suggestions then. =/
> He's got green eyes?? Red hair too by chance??? Perhaps some Irish blood???? If
> you answered yes to the second two questions (the first was obvious) You are SO
> lucky! Pale skin looks so pretty with red welts. I envy you.
Nope, green eyes, dark hair and very much italian. =) But Im still very lucky.
Klaudia (who adores blue eyed boys too)
ShadowGypsie
Klaudia wrote:
> Nope, green eyes, dark hair and very much italian. =) But Im still very lucky.
>
> Klaudia (who adores blue eyed boys too)
Oh you bitch! (note: not a slam in any way shape or form) Now I am REALLY jealous. Envy
just doesn't even cut it anymore!!! My intended is also very much Italian, with brown
eyes. But the thing he wants most in the world is to have green eyes. Oh you horrid
horrid wench. I simply adore your taste in men.
Damnit. Now where's mine? Bustard said he would call!
maime-a-licious
wrote:
<> You had a point? When was this? Where was I? Why didn't
anyone
<> tell me?!?!
<
<<To be read in Big Bopper Voice>
<
<Why Jimmyboy, you was in the room marked "Meanies and Assholes" with
<Faye and Cliff, doncha remember? Actually, I got the killfile set up,
so
<I'm now on ignore status. Now I'll never learn the value of living by
<the Perchten ethos. God I suck.
<
<Faye
*maime throws rose petals in the path of the divine miss faye.
congrats
Leia101
>
>Oh dear. Klaudia said "shovelling" things in. That's not as fun. Hm.
>Well,
>hm. What to do, what to do... <<laughing>> Sorry Klaudia, 'didn't mean to
>misquote you, but, erm, might you be willing to admit that "shoving" things
>in
>is more fun that shovelling? Oh you of strap-on fame?
you know when you hit "reply to group"? there's this quote button, see, and you
highlight what you want to quote and click it. it might come in handy.
Jenny
WhoShotJR
> WhoShotJR wrote:
>
> > Perchten93 wrote:
> >
> > > Fine Faye, whatever. You're proving my point AGAIN, and *I'm* not
>
> > > even proving
> > > it anymore.
> >
> > You had a point? When was this? Where was I? Why didn't
> anyone
> > tell me?!?!
>
> <To be read in Big Bopper Voice>
>
> Why Jimmyboy, you was in the room marked "Meanies and Assholes" with
> Faye and Cliff, doncha remember? Actually, I got the killfile set up,
> so
> I'm now on ignore status. Now I'll never learn the value of living by
> the Perchten ethos. God I suck.
Am I a meanie or an asshole? And mean people DON'T suck...forget
what the bumper stickers tell you...
Nineveh
> On our first date even. We're both writers so we decided that the
> first
> time we met in person we should do it in one of the Barnes & Noble
> coffee shops. It just seemed appropriate. I had just started reading
On a sort of related note. (Okay, not really but your post
reminded me of it): Yesterday I listened to a speech by the founder of
Amazon.com, broadcast on NPR. He said that in the early days they used to
hold their meetings with suppliers and UPS reps in Barnes and Noble
coffeeshops because they didn't want them to see the overcrowded garage
they operated out of, with it's big orange extension cords drawing all
the available power from the house it was attached to. Kinda ironic and
interesting. He said he still buys his own books there and at an
independant store in his town, just 'cause.
Nineveh
Klaudia
> Klaudia wrote:
>
> > Nope, green eyes, dark hair and very much italian. =) But Im still very lucky.
> >
> > Klaudia (who adores blue eyed boys too)
>
> Oh you bitch! (note: not a slam in any way shape or form) Now I am REALLY jealous. Envy
> just doesn't even cut it anymore!!! My intended is also very much Italian, with brown
> eyes. But the thing he wants most in the world is to have green eyes. Oh you horrid
> horrid wench. I simply adore your taste in men.
Gee, Im a wench eh? *g* Did I mention, the other boi has pale skin, light brown hair and the
bluest eyes youve ever seen? I was lucky when I met him 7 yrs ago and Im still lucky to this
day.
I always wanted green eyes too. I have dark brown eyes and I hated them growing up. I wanted
dark hair and green eyes and I had the dark hair part down. But now, I wouldnt give up my
eye color for anything and I count them in the few traits I like about myself. Anyway, Im
rambling.
Klaudia
ShadowGypsie
GIANT B&N in Rosevill. It's full of tables, chairs, couches even. All kinds
of comfortable places to read. It's like a combonation Bookstore, Coffee
Shop, Lybrary, and Someone's Living Room.
I think its wonderful.
To this day whenever he and I meet Down Town for whatever reasn. We always
hook up at that B&N.
ShadowGypsie
Klaudia wrote:
> Gee, Im a wench eh? *g* Did I mention, the other boi has pale skin, light brown hair and the
> bluest eyes youve ever seen? I was lucky when I met him 7 yrs ago and Im still lucky to this
> day.
Well actually no. By definition Wench is an Un-Married woman.
> I always wanted green eyes too. I have dark brown eyes and I hated them growing up. I wanted
> dark hair and green eyes and I had the dark hair part down. But now, I wouldnt give up my
> eye color for anything and I count them in the few traits I like about myself. Anyway, Im
> rambling.
>
> Klaudia
I have to agree with you. But with me it's about my hair. I've always wanted (don't laugh now)
Metallic Silver hair. My hair right now is a very healthy ash blonde. And I wouldn't give it
up for the world (it's 3 feet long) But I am happy to announce that I have two gray hairs and
they seem to be awfully silvery. I'm hoping to stress myself out enough to get more. <g>
ShadowGypsie
WhoShotJR wrote:
> Am I a meanie or an asshole? And mean people DON'T suck...forget
> what the bumper stickers tell you...
Does that mean that nice people blow??
Sorry, had to ask.
Klaudia
> Well actually no. By definition Wench is an Un-Married woman.
Then I shoulda stuck with bitch.
> I have to agree with you. But with me it's about my hair. I've always wanted (don't laugh now)
> Metallic Silver hair. My hair right now is a very healthy ash blonde. And I wouldn't give it
> up for the world (it's 3 feet long) But I am happy to announce that I have two gray hairs and
> they seem to be awfully silvery. I'm hoping to stress myself out enough to get more. <g>
Yup, may hair is another trait I like about myself. Its almost 40 inches long again and all one
length for once and I take better care of it than I do myself.
Klaudia (so off topic it isnt funny)
Jeff Spurlin
Either way, I've never gotten any complaints. Oops, maybe
that shouldn't have been shared. Oh well.
Jeff Spurlin
>Notice though, that I have
>never made a *personal* attack on ANYONE.
Th'fuck you haven't! That's half of what you've ever
posted. Just generally directed at everyone here instead of
one person in perticular.
nekhbet
<gypsieg...@pop.mpls.uswest.net> wrote:
>
>
>WhoShotJR wrote:
>
>> Am I a meanie or an asshole? And mean people DON'T suck...forget
>> what the bumper stickers tell you...
>
>Does that mean that nice people blow??
>
>
>Sorry, had to ask.
>
My fave bumper sticker along these lines....
"Mean people suck....
Nice people swallow."
Jeff S.
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Taken from God, forgivers
Sent into the dark to play...
--Fields of the Nephilim, "Wail of Sumer"
WhoShotJR
> WhoShotJR wrote:
>
> > Am I a meanie or an asshole? And mean people DON'T suck...forget
> > what the bumper stickers tell you...
>
> Does that mean that nice people blow??
Depends on how nice they are...
1squ...@my-dejanews.com
<48B38BA9D720BE38.242870F3...@library-proxy.airnews.net
>, Klaudia <jhe...@airmail.net> wrote:
> ShadowGypsie wrote:
>
<snip complaint re: eyes>
>
> I always wanted green eyes too. I have dark brown eyes and I hated them growing up. I wanted
> dark hair and green eyes and I had the dark hair part down. But now, I wouldnt give up my
> eye color for anything and I count them in the few traits I like about myself. Anyway, Im
> rambling.
>
> Klaudia
>
I've always wanted Violet eyes, like Elizabeth Taylor but I've always had
brown eyes. I guess there are always contacts.
Squeaky~ who can't wait until she gets her hair done red, violet contacts,
and a 'breast augmentation."
RMarsilioS
>Squeaky~ who can't wait until she gets her hair done red, violet contacts,
>and a 'breast augmentation."
I am really sure you're kidding, but on the off chance you're not, why would
you do those things? Have you ever *felt* fake breasts? Ugh. I mean, maybe you
*aren't* doing it for anyone but yourself, but you really should feel them
before you have them installed....
Rocky, who can give you references if you wanna consumer shop
ar...@juno.com
> Squeaky~ who can't wait until she gets her hair done red, violet contacts,
> and a 'breast augmentation."
Don't do the breast thing! Please please please! It may be just me but I'd
rather have a girl with small real breasts then large fake ones. Sure they're
bigger and IF you get a good $$doctor$$ they look good but they don't feel
like breasts. I "knew" a girl with fake breasts (and no I didn't sleep with
her because of them...). A horrible but accurate way to describe them is like
an over stuffed bag. Breasts are supposed to be soft and bouncy and fun to
hold. Fake breasts are none of the above.
WhoShotJR
> > Squeaky~ who can't wait until she gets her hair done red, violet
> contacts,
> > and a 'breast augmentation."
>
> Don't do the breast thing! Please please please! It may be just me but
> I'd
> rather have a girl with small real breasts then large fake ones. Sure
> they're
We were discussing fake boobies in #missing_mile last night...what a
coincidence...anyway...I don't understand these women who get boobies
three times the size of their own head...boobies, either fake or real,
should fit the person's frame...and if a woman wants to get her boobies
enhanced to fit her frame, I consider it corrective surgery...but women
with boobs that would give the Jolly Green Giant a back ache just look
trashy...
Cliff Evans
> I've always wanted Violet eyes, like Elizabeth Taylor but I've always had
> brown eyes. I guess there are always contacts.
>
> Squeaky~ who can't wait until she gets her hair done red, violet contacts,
> and a 'breast augmentation."
Good lord, why not just have your brain transplanted into a whole different
body? Who did your husband marry, the real, unadorned you, or a "fixer-upper"?
-Cliff, who's probably a little touchy this morning.
--
Cliff Evans
<boz...@earthlink.net>
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"If I could fly high above the world
Would I see a bunch of living dots
spell the word 'stupidity'?"
-Bad Religion
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RMarsilioS
>I "knew" a girl with fake breasts (and no I didn't sleep with
>her because of them...).
Me too. Altho she wasn't my gf, she was so happy and proud of her $6000
surgery that almost anyone could touch them. Hey, what can I say, I was 17... .
>A horrible but accurate way to describe them is like
>an over stuffed bag. Breasts are supposed to be soft and bouncy and fun to
>hold. Fake breasts are none of the above.
I compared it to a soccer ball covered in foam rubber. And you prolly came too
late for this, but right after they have the implants put in? The skin hurts
from the stretching and you have to rub them with cocoa butter and pack them in
ice.
Rocky, who emptied lots of ice cube trays for a few weeks
Cliff Evans
>
> > Squeaky~ who can't wait until she gets her hair done red, violet contacts,
> > and a 'breast augmentation."
>
> rather have a girl with small real breasts then large fake ones. Sure they're
> her because of them...). A horrible but accurate way to describe them is like
> an over stuffed bag. Breasts are supposed to be soft and bouncy and fun to
> hold. Fake breasts are none of the above.
I second that emotion. One of the sexiest women I ever knew was a 34A. A B cup
maybe on a good day. Maybe.
ar...@juno.com
> We were discussing fake boobies in #missing_mile last night...what a
> coincidence...anyway...I don't understand these women who get boobies
> three times the size of their own head...boobies, either fake or real,
> should fit the person's frame...and if a woman wants to get her boobies
> enhanced to fit her frame, I consider it corrective surgery...but women
> with boobs that would give the Jolly Green Giant a back ache just look
> trashy...
AW GEEZ! I missed a whole conversation about boobies! Damn I just gotta get a
net connection at home... No one ever comes into Missing Mile during the day
:-( I used to sit there alllllll by my loansome until I realized nobody was
gonna show :-( sniff sniff (Does the guilt act work around here?)
ar...@juno.com
> from the stretching and you have to rub them with cocoa butter and pack them
in ice.
>
> Rocky, who emptied lots of ice cube trays for a few weeks
You know I never thought the idea of covering a girl's breasts in cocoa butter
would send unpleasent! shivers up my spine...
RMarsilioS
>You know I never thought the idea of covering a girl's >breasts in cocoa
butter
>would send unpleasent! shivers up my spine...
Myep, Jeff, I think that about sums up the sad, ugly truth about implants.
Rocky, trying now to associate the smell with other stuff